When the dark elf Baker asked me for help, I was very calm. After all, it seems that we are the only ones who can help him now, and even a little excited.
"Finally, I finally met the king's story! I, Roland, actually have a day when a hero saves the beauty and fights against slave traders! Could it be that the style of painting is finally going to change, and I'm finally going to embark on the journey of Long Aotian."
If it is as I guessed, the eldest daughter of the family is abducted and sold by an elf slave trader, in a sense, this is really an old-fashioned fantasy plot, and the next step is to fight the slave trader and the mastermind behind the scenes. , Maybe you can also get some loyal servants who are full of loyalty. This plot really makes people feel tasteless, but it is an unusually kingly development.
"No, this is obviously the wrong style of painting, we should think more about it."
And if she loves life and death with a certain man, and decides to abandon the concept of family and race to pursue her love, she should probably belong to Korean dramas, Japanese dramas, etc., and if she is fancy by a domineering prince or a domineering president Now, I'm afraid it can be classified as a female fan. If there is a sequel to the court power struggle, it is probably the palace fighting genre that has been selling well in the past two years... But it seems that the style of painting there is even more wrong.
"My eldest daughter's name is Yolanda, and she's sixty-seven this year..."
Well, the eldest daughter of 67 years old, it seems that it is too much to stage a palace fight at this age. Could it be that the square dance was too high and was arrested by the city management. In fact, I heard that there are also grievances and palace fights in the square dance team. There are also love murder and twilight love triangle... ahem, let me just listen to the story seriously.
The fundamental reason why reality is always more bizarre than stories is that reality does not need to pay attention to logic. There are so many strange things in this world. To speculate on strange behaviors with normal people's thinking is to ask for hardships. Even if I don't meet, I am sure That half-elf named Yolanda is absolutely wonderful.
"You mean that as a half-elf with a market value of more than 10,000 gold coins, she ran to a certain prince to pursue a fortune? Didn't she know that her dark elf bloodline would make her questionable? Not sure. It is sold directly to slave traders, the slave trade in this country is not illegal, dark elf slaves are always the best sellers with super high prices, the average price has exceeded 60,000 gold coins, and there is still no market for it!”
As soon as these words came out, the dark elves present looked at me in surprise, and the half-elf girl stepped back abruptly, looking at me very dangerously.
Well, it seems that I accidentally exposed something... Well, well, I admit, I did have my heart set on it, and I also thought about buying a dark elf to "corrupt" it, not because of some expectations, but now The maid is not around, it always feels empty, and it is very uncomfortable to do everything by yourself.
It’s okay to go out without the help of an entourage, even if you wash the dishes by yourself after eating, repair your clothes torn, and even burn the bath water yourself, this is the daily life of a big man who is trying to change the whole world.
What happened to the hero and the legend? The hero doesn't have to wash the dishes after eating, and the legend doesn't have to sharpen his knives and mend his clothes... I really miss the corrupt life in the past, at least I don't have to worry about whether to eat black bread dipped in milk or drink it every day Milk with shards of brown bread.
No way, when I go out, how can I have a big meal ready? Bread and milk have always been the staple food of the whole world. I just don't like it, which is even more uncomfortable.
Well, I admit, I'm not a staunch proletarian revolutionist, I've been corrupted by the sugar-coated cannonballs of feudal society... Whoever said I'm a maid control, I'm a maid control, what's the matter! I am the feudal landlord, and my maid is proud of me! At least I'll get paid!
As for why elves are considered, it's not because humans are too fragile and their lifespans are too short. Finding an elves can be used for hundreds of years... Cough, this is not the other, don't think about it.
What, a dead cat can? I have to prepare milk and eggs for her every day. If I forget, I will announce that I am abusing cats. I wonder who is the owner.
But considering my personal image, especially the urban management elves who increasingly see me as a saint, even if I happen to encounter a country where slave trading is legal, this personal hobby has never been realized. , you can get an elf maid in an open and honest way, and now I am very disappointed when I hear the plot is so strange.
Of course, Baker didn't know about these changes, he was just struggling with his wonderful daughter.
"Yolanda felt like she could hide her identity."
"To sum up, it was her knight novel that was poisoned, so she disguised her identity and sneaked into the assassin team recruited by a certain prince. If it wasn't for the failure of the maid interview, they would all go to be maids?"
When talking about this unsatisfactory eldest daughter, the dark elf Baker was also a little helpless. He still had something to say. For example, the eldest daughter was normal when she was in the mountains, but when she came to this city, she became a knight. A crippled man who is poisoned by the novel, he doesn't work every day and doesn't go out. At home, he thinks of being spotted by a domineering prince... Recently, he finally went out, but he went to pursue his "true love".
Even when she stopped her from leaving, she probably read a lot of stories about her disguised identity and exposed love and love, and said:
"Worried about being exposed? No, I am a woman of destiny. Like the story, all crises will turn into opportunities. When I am exposed, I should also meet my beloved prince."
"Hey, my daughter can be normal."
"Hey, I really want a maid."
The sighs of the two men came together, but the content of them was not small, but the troubles in the sighs vaguely resonated, which made me feel a little more favorable towards Baker.
As for me, although I don't understand why Baker's expression is so complicated, I can almost understand Baker's helplessness and worry. After all, that family will encounter bear children, and the current situation is indeed very dangerous. No wonder Baker I will beg for help.
The news that Prince Mills was assassinated by the dark elves should already be known to the passers-by. It is a matter of course for the whole city. If Yolanda is found out of the dark elves blood, it will be a disaster, and if Yolanda finds out His father and sister are actually the parties involved, and it is easy to do something, and once their identities are exposed, I am afraid it will be the end of the day.
"This is her contact address. I'm afraid we can't enter the city now. Please bring her a message... No, please bring her out, whether she wants to or not. The city will become more dangerous in the future. , especially for elves like us."
It's such a simple thing to do, how could I refuse.
"As expected of a romantic elf clan, I might give you an extra half-elf granddaughter in the future."
Seeing that the atmosphere was so embarrassing, when I accepted the contact address, I made a joke casually, but Old Baker smiled bitterly and said nothing, while the little Rhea who bit my hand just now and never let go, suddenly said.
"Impossible, our sisters will never find a human as a husband."
Hearing this, I laughed.
"Little guy, don't hate humans because of this. There are good humans and bad ones. There are vicious bastards who want to kill you, and there are people who save you. At least I'm a human (probably). "
If this little girl nodded ignorantly, or simply refuted "all human beings are villains", it would probably still be a normal plot, but she...
"Are you mentally retarded, what does this have to do with the quality of human beings?"
Rhea rolled her eyes and looked at me like an idiot, just like the way Heloise looks at me sometimes...
I just remembered that half-elves are a famous pseudo-lolita family. Their physical growth is comparable to that of elves, but their souls are only slightly slower than humans. A half-elves who look like young girls should have the knowledge and personality of adults. Maybe the older sister who was poisoned by the knight novel is not an adult in appearance.
"The lifespan of ordinary people is so short, and our lifespan is so long. It was destined to be a tragic love from the beginning. How could I be foolish."
When she said this, Rhea looked at her father angrily.
"From the time my mother was wrinkled with my father, I felt that this might not be the right choice. From the day my mother left us like this ten years ago, I vowed not to look for human beings as my future partners. Only that ignorant elder sister is so stupid and naive, when she comes back, I will teach her a good lesson!"
Facing the anger of his youngest daughter, Father Baker was full of helplessness and guilt. In his own opinion, it was enough to spend a lifetime with his beloved, but for the daughters, watching their mother die of old age and leave brings a lot of guilt. A lot of trouble.
I just remembered another question...
"Then you actually have adult thinking, why did you bite me?"
"I hate the guy who treats me like a kid, especially the guy who you know is an idiot just by looking at me."
"Idiot? Me?"
"I'm sixty years old, I'm already a master of alchemy and enchanting (golden level), and I have twelve languages. If it weren't for special circumstances, I would have already acquired the title of bachelor. You can be less than twenty at most. Born into a high status, what would you do? You're not an ignorant idiot."
In a sense, half-elves are indeed the family of the gods. Their growth rate is comparable to that of human beings. In addition, the lifespan of elves after discounting, as long as they are not lazy, they will reach the peak sooner or later, but perhaps it is precisely This surpasses the innate talent of the two clans, which makes them unpopular among the two clans.
And her body is not fully developed, so naturally she cannot achieve success in battle. If you want to learn magic, there is no channel. It is indeed a more appropriate choice to work hard in the academic field that is biased towards knowledge. Talent and hard work are not bad.
It was the first time that I was accused of being ignorant, and I was immediately a little angry, but then I thought of some other trivial things.
If this Rhea really has the mind of an adult, how could she foolishly offend me on my site? Now the intensification of the conflict is nothing more than showing her own value and attracting our attention. It is very valuable, and a master who has no self-protection ability can only become a cherished property.
Perhaps, she also saw the current situation and thought of the possibility of being handed over as a murderer. It is better to be squeezed out of value than to be tied to the stake, otherwise she would not risk exposing her own value, so If you think about it, her mind and action are far beyond her immature appearance.
"Heloise, looks like your kind, a pseudo-loli who looks pure but is actually black-bellied. Why can't I meet a stupid, cute, normal one."
"Che, it's far worse than me, but it is indeed a good seedling. I plan to do a few small tests. If it is possible, maybe you will have more than one junior sister."
"Come on, many of my senior brothers and sisters have gone, and there are still a few who can live up to now. If your mentoring fetish comes again, just play with the little girl by yourself."
Throwing the dead cat that was rolling and screaming in the air to the little girl, and said, "Little girl, don't think too much, Baier has not been able to let me hand in, by the way, I have more than 300, and you are dead in your hands. The cat is at least 10,000." I didn't even look at the surprised Rhea, so I decided to go about my own business.
Now that we have reached a preliminary agreement with the "Bair Royal Family", naturally there is no need to nest in a narrow assault boat. While letting them make some adjustments, it is time for me to check the situation of the people who stayed in the residence. .
Those who stayed at the envoys' station were all real "diplomatic personnel" who came from the country of mages. The two countries did not come to the confrontation, and they retained the attitude of Tantan Baier.
And I just went out, but a person came out behind me.
"Green... Grena?"
"I also want to go out for a walk. I just came across this kind of thing, and I haven't wandered around Bayer yet."
Compared with the past, although I have the same evil eyes and put on a blindfold, my complexion has improved a lot. Although I still look young, I have dressed up more feminine and cute. effect, but the tacit understanding between Cavens and me.
"Two descendants, one on each side, whoever has the greatest achievement, it means who is powerful." Probably that is what Cavens thought.
For the time being, regardless of whether the second middle school's idea is right or not, at least there is no cry on the bloodline, Ge Lina can sleep soundly every night, at least her character has matured a lot... Watching her skillfully jump into the "Green-style" armor Among them, the fingers lightly clicked on each switch, and the mechanical armor was activated with excitement, and I immediately decided to retract this sentence.
"Boss, the power of the current 'Grimm' is more than five times that of the previous one, and there is also a gunpowder depot for storage space equipment, and the combat power is at least three times that of the previous one. Give the order, let's make a big fight."
A thick male voice came out of the armor, lights came on one by one, all kinds of explosives and artillery were taken out and adjusted, and the rotary machine gun under the arm was automatically loaded with ammunition. Listening to this, I was excited because the battle was imminent. Crazy young voice, I reconfirmed the folk rumor about Queen Sluwell - the queen is a double artificial, as long as she wears a mecha, her personality will automatically switch.
I shook my head and didn't think about it too much. I'm not a middle schooler like Cavens and Heloise's education addict. What kind of things will happen to Grena, let's just go with the flow.
But now I can almost understand why she would follow up automatically. She probably didn't know that we had a conversation with Baier. Seeing that I was going out, she thought there was a chance to fight, so she followed directly.
But I have no intention of rejecting it. I just wanted to talk about the changes in my hometown. Although I have a lot of information in my hands, how can it compare to the personal feelings of the parties involved.
And as expected, when Grena found out that there was no battle, she was very upset.
"My new weapon needs a chance to be tested..."
But when it comes to the situation in the Northland, she still takes a lot of seriousness. After all, she has been in the queen's position for nearly a year now, and unlike Renee who has many assistants, Grena can rely on most of them. only himself.
"As long as the new crops can get a bumper harvest, the situation this year will not be worse than that. And it seems that a new mithril mine has been discovered in the holy mountain of the barbarians, even those old guys are still arguing about not allowing mining, But I think it is only a matter of time before they nod their heads under the silver bullet attack of your Chamber of Commerce. Of course, I guess what you want to know most is the public opinion orientation of the Northland and the spiritual outlook of the people. I can only say that it is better than expected. Many, now the morale is very strong, the people's heart can be used... "
The young girl in the open armor was talking nonstop about her business affairs, but her little hands were holding guns and explosives, disassembling, assembling, debugging, and distraction. There was no mistake at all. She was lamenting that the girl's character was getting better The weirder it is, I am a little bit happy. After all, the Northland has become our base, and the best news is if everything goes well there.
In a sense, Grena is more normal than her cousin Renee, at least compared to Princess Renee, who is more and more called "activity seal", Queen Grena's reputation for being good at government affairs and wise is getting louder and louder.
As a talented engineer, Ge Linna has a deep understanding of magic mechanics, and she has even started to use magic mechanics to change the lives of the people of Sluwell Kingdom, coupled with outstanding military and political skills Talent, perhaps Cavens' idea is not wrong. Compared with Renee, who is becoming more and more "brute force", Grena is the most suitable heir to me who has a lot of miscellaneous knowledge.
Of course, this is not because I plan to retire at a "young age", but it is necessary to choose a backup in advance. No one can guarantee that I will suddenly be killed by a true god while walking on the road, or encounter to what assassin...
"Well, suddenly I feel like I'm really crow-mouthed."
"Hehe, I feel lucky... It's time to show them our new equipment."
There is only one street away from the temporary station, but the street is suddenly sparsely populated, and the deliberately hidden sound of breathing and shadows in the dark have revealed the identity of the comer - the assassin.
"Hey, Ge Linna, remember to leave two live openings to ask about the situation."