The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 41: crack

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On the southwestern outskirts of Vitan City, there is a courtyard wall and a small castle, where once a large gray dwarf merchant and his long-term mercenary group resided.

In the underground world where the strong eat the weak, money often has to deal with power, and big businessmen are often not far from big warlords, but unfortunately, the mercenary group chosen by this gray dwarf is a bit ambitious, and it took less than three months to accept the employment. Killed the boss of his own family, and then ran away with the money.

Then, another businessman bought the land at a very cheap price, and that businessman had some business dealings with the city of Sulphur Mountain, so he sold it to us at a nominal price.

Personally, I really like this resident. Although it is a bit far from the central area and the surrounding area is a bit more remote, it is a good thing for us who have made many enemies.

At least, when hunters and mages are arranging various traps around them, and when goblins happily arrange various engineering mines, they will not accidentally injure others.

"Boom!"

"Well, it really is the right choice. Otherwise, it will explode at any moment, and it will disturb the people."

After the sound of the explosion I was accustomed to, I nodded when I saw the seven mature goblins flying over that day.

Heading down, I ignored the two naked men who had just flown in the air... Riding a winged storm eagle + riding a snow hoof on his back.

Should you sigh about the strength of the Storm Eagle? Obviously, some of the limb changes are high-level skills that only a few high-level druids who specialize in the transformation department can master, but they are used to transform into a human body to fulfill the doctrine of wearing no clothes.

"wowowwo! I am the king of the world!!"

Well, this tauren who patted his chest and shouted in the air was too annoying, and he couldn't even ignore it, so...

I picked up a disc-shaped goblin mine and threw it in a Frisbee throwing stance.

The frisbee crossed a perfect arc, but unfortunately, the sharp eagle eye of the Storm Eagle had already spotted the raid, and with a flip, he easily avoided it.

"Haha, I can't hit it!!" That stupid cow didn't know his true identity and had already ganged up on me, and even twisted his butt at me, and threw the bird...

"Target that 'king of the world' and test the power of the fixed turret and gnome grenade, full fire."

After giving orders to the engineers and shooters, I turned and left, while behind me, no surprise, the two idiots kept screaming.

"Hmph, how dare you walk the bird in front of me... Anyway, it's all Legendary rank, and the life is hard enough, even if you fall directly, you can't die. It's just to test the effect of the defense equipment."

"Okay, my lord!" In fact, my words are superfluous. For engineers, as long as they have the opportunity to test their own treasures, how can they worry about the life and death of the test products.

The triple mounted goblin cannons kept firing, and the dwarf bombardiers kept throwing grenades.

At a time when most people are suspicious of new things like engineering, I personally, out of the personal hobby of travelers, let the official support of Sulphur Mountain City to support the development of Sulphur Mountain City's engineering.

Today's Sulphur Mountain City, due to the existence of many engineering masters, has also become a holy place for engineering in the entire underground world.

And this time, in order to maintain those "Roland", as punishment for the last incident, I brought them all. With the help of these engineering masters, the temporary defense system is being updated at a speed of three shifts a day... Seems like a string of words Well, that's enough.

Well, after carefully studying the engineering system of this world, I found that their energy source is still mainly relying on hunting monsters to obtain energy crystals. After fossil energy is still hundreds of years away from practical use, I know that engineering will not be possible in a short time. Great device.

why? It is nothing more than energy conservation. If you want to drive a large-scale machine that is enough to hunt down top-level monsters, you must first use the energy crystals of a top-level monster... Perpetual motion machines such as the Heart of Titan can never be mass-produced, and goblins are not interested in fossil energy. Rough use of , and the vast majority of people have a bad impression of engineering = explosion, but hinder the dissemination of engineering.

At the same time, there were chaotic noises at the door. I walked over, but found that the familiar half-dragon man Beifeng Aero was carrying a sack that was constantly struggling, intending to sneak in... But unfortunately, the dark elf knights, how could they let go of this obvious crime and surround him.

"Let go of that horse!!"

Struggling out from the mouth of the sack were two rear horse legs.

"...I'm a centaur, not a horse! By the way, someone is outside? Help! Help! There's a kidnapper here!"

"Hey, little chengguan girl, I just followed my instinct, fulfilled my duty as a hunter, and came back after hunting a prey. This is not your jurisdiction, so you can't control me."

Not to mention, for a while, the city officials were at a loss for words. In a sense, they really didn't have the right to enforce the law in this city.

Seeing this eloquent perverted hunter, I can't help but think of the perverted calculation unit that has recently emerged among the city officials - the sad demeanor, which is even more big.

"There are too many perverts in Sulphur Mountain City, but Beifeng's degree of perversion is still unmatched, so he is the unit of calculation for perversions. This sad demeanor is decided by everyone's vote, and he is hated by everyone. It is 1 sad wind, the perverted female pervert who always seduces noble women has only half of his hatred votes, it is 0.5 sad wind, the explosive brother is 0.6 sad wind, the ugly hook nose (storm eagle) is 0.8 sad wind, That tauren who always strips naked is 0.1 Sad Wind…”

"Wait, why are they both streaking perverts, the two are so far apart."

"Hmph, it's the most annoying thing to come out without capital."

Well, Yawen's sturdy answer from the female dark elf made me ashamed.

"Besides, don't look at how thick he looks, that tauren is so good, he can't fight back, he can't fight back when he's scolded, he's strong, and he's beaten. Children are very interested in him. If he can get rid of his bad habit of getting rid of everything, maybe he will be more popular. After all, no one likes their property (man) to be leaked out..."

Well, it should be said that it is a dark elf. At that time, I took the opportunity to test it...

"That Roland?"

"10 sad winds! I'm so sorry, I know he has a deal with the judicial system, and you want to exempt him. But when you think of him, everyone hates it, and finally unanimously set it as the highest value!"

"… 10 Sad wind, huh, which is the second? 5 Sad wind."

"Of course it's Beifeng himself! Hmph, that bone must be a pervert with a water in his head, or he has been doing things that hurt others and not himself."

Well, when I think of me being positioned as an idiot whose head is flooded with the ten sad winds, and the stupid cow above has only 0.1 sad demeanor, there are still girls who like it, so I don't get angry...

"... Engineers, if you can't beat them, you will be locked up collectively. If you beat them, they will be locked up. Give me more energy. I want to see the results before lunch."

Well, as soon as the voice fell, the firepower was more than three times fierce, and I also walked up to the half-dragon man who was still showing off his might.

"You guys, are you stupid to read the law? This is not your jurisdiction, but you are not law enforcement officers. Since you are all personal, no one cares. Beating up those who want to beat up has to think about so much. What?"

That Beifeng was really alert, and when I just made a sound, I planned to run away.

"Charm: Convict, Charm: Restrict personal liberty."

Sure enough, the sad wind that had just completed the kidnapping turned pale red in an instant, and was then locked in place by the next spell.

"beat him!"

Perhaps, my command was superfluous. The group of city officials who had long hated their teeth had already swarmed up. Those who kicked were considered polite, those who used whips, those who used shovels... It seems that they were caught in Sulphur Mountain City. I just caught the rule that no prisoner abuse was allowed, which made the city officials choked up.

Here we are mingling, and I look at the taskbar and worry.

"Daily tasks: Injure people with dogs, send subordinates to beat up guys you don't like, the stronger the target, the harder the beating, the better the reward, the current completion rate is 2/3... Brave, do you think I am the devil king? Wouldn't there be a loyal dog-legged son? If you want to see me, first kill my left and right guardians, the three gods, the four heavenly kings, the five diamonds, the six guardians of the seven Arhats and the eight heavenly dragons. Hahaha, I'll be waiting for you in the labyrinth on the 99th floor."

"There's still one less, who are you looking for? Forget it, just look for one. With this group of perverts here, I'm afraid I can't find a reason to beat people?"

"Thank you... Thank you. But, can you be responsible for me!!"

A cowardly voice sounded in his ears, but the content was incredible. Even the city officials were so frightened that they forgot to beat Bei Feng, and the goblin artillery not far away stopped their hands in surprise.

"What, what, what, responsible? Me?"

Fortunately, the mask covered the face, otherwise, everyone could watch the embarrassment of the old bone's chin falling off.

I looked carefully, and it turned out that I really recognized it.

"You... the one from the day before yesterday?"

"Great, my lord, you still remember, because of you, I lost the most important thing."

The golden ponytail fluttered in the wind, and half of the little centaur was still in the sack, but the shy Hongxia stretched to the neck.

"Sir... Can you be responsible for me... I don't have high requirements, as long as I can eat enough, and I can sleep in the corridor."

Vaguely, I felt that the eyes looking at me from behind had changed, from reverence to scum.

"It's still so small... Could it be that adults are also special products of Sulphur Mountain City - perverted?"

"It's still a centaur, and the lower body is still a horse. It turns out that adults and Beifeng have the same taste. It's no wonder that adults have never found a girlfriend in Sulphur Mountain, and they start to mess up when they go outside."

"Hey, the perfect image in Momo's mind has collapsed. It's really disappointing. I thought the adult was handsome, but I didn't expect it to be a pervert. He's still the kind of hypocrite who pretends to be righteous, and his hatred has skyrocketed! At least 0.9 sad winds!"

"This... In fact, we shouldn't talk about our hobbies in private. You are also a man, and you have the freedom to choose your own hobbies. However, it's not right to be chaotic and give up!" I really don't need that understanding.

"Crash!" I hurriedly bowed my head when I heard the sound of the rope moving. Unexpectedly, the magic line of ice slid across my head.

"Huh! Master, do you like nanmu or black iron? I want to order in advance."

"I don't need a coffin!!" Even if Eliza didn't have this material, the frost on her pretty face, the bloodshot eyes in her beautiful eyes, and the crazy twisted endless threads wrapped around her hands were enough to explain everything.

"It's really a picky guest. Then, just hang it on the cross of the rice field. It is not only environmentally friendly, but also can be used as a scarecrow to drive away pests."

Under Eliza's call, countless water vapors were condensed by the magic power of ice and turned into thin threads that brought death, and I could only hug my head.

"Girl! I promised you, I promised everything, I will be responsible, help me explain!!"

"Very good, sir, you are willing to work for Anlia. Anlia works very hard. Ah, after losing my job because of you, I don't know what to do. Fortunately, you are willing to be responsible for finding me a job. ."

"Work!?"

"Responsible?"

After bursts of exclamations, in the explanation of the centaur girl, everyone finally knew that this was a misunderstanding.

In front of me, An Liya, the little centaur girl who was talking shyly and playing with her ponytail, is the unlucky bastard who lost her job yesterday because of my trouble with the Platinum Order auction house, and regards it as her first job in life. She is the most important thing, and naturally I will never forget the me who caused her to lose her job.

"... Well, originally, I got a job as a waitress the day before yesterday afternoon, but there was a paladin who was making trouble, saying that he wanted to arrest the villain, but he broke the table and chairs in the fight and ran away, and the boss ended up making trouble. Said I didn't stop them, and wanted me to accompany them... Those female elf paladins are so fierce, how dare I stop them."

Paladin? Or a female elf knight? This is not Brimstone Mountain City, so I turned my attention to the city management team. Unsurprisingly, the girl named Momo was about to leave.

"Catch her!" Well, after a few seconds, there was another muttering dumpling on the ground. "It's abhorrent. What's wrong with punishing those slave traders? Momo is right."

"Yesterday morning, I found a job in the bathhouse again... But, it's scary! There was a group of perverts who rushed in to take a bath, naked, and then ran out naked after washing, and they didn't pay any money. All the customers were frightened. I ran away, the boss blamed me for not stopping me, and I lost my job again…”

I silently turned my eyes to the engineers, and the next moment, all the artillery fire tripled.

"However, yesterday afternoon, I got another job as a maid at the Lion King's Mansion, and within a few hours, I encountered bad luck again. It's so scary, a very beautiful sister suddenly rushed in and said she wanted to What kind of scepter was borrowed to see, the master didn't give it, they actually fought directly, and half of the Lion King's mansion was destroyed."

"Does that sister have black hair and red eyes? There is a dragon-like emblem on her left face." The experience of this little centaur girl is too legendary. Even Xiaohong came to listen, but when she heard this, she suddenly turned serious. road.

"Dragon Queen?"

After getting a positive answer, Xiaohong smiled, and the smile was full of malice.

"It's her. Hehe, borrow the Eternal Night Scepter to read it? You can only coax the child, the third reason for the dragon's extortion, 'borrow me to see, I'm just to see'... But if you really borrow it, there's more still."

"The third rule? What about the first two?"

"I heard that there is a beautiful princess in your family, and that the boy in your family is a destined dragon slayer..."

"It doesn't mean that men and women have reasons to blackmail... Who made it up? So incisive! What a genius."

"Of course I'm a naturally beautiful and smart old lady. It's a pity, but those shrewd eggs are reluctant to admit it. After it was made up, everyone has been using it."

"Ha, some things can only be done and can't be said. You have said it directly. Naturally, they can't hold on to their face. However, since the fragile alliance between the Dragon Queen and the Orc King has already cracked, the Dragon Queen should come alone... um , send a message to Kaya and Elul, maybe, today's third dog will be very powerful, and the daily harvest will be good."