The covenant meeting originally scheduled to be held next week, thought to be some kind of force majeure, was directly postponed, indefinitely…
reason? The empty city streets were the reason. The streets full of people were empty, and the only thing cruising was the one-meter-long transparent slime.
"Ah! Don't come here, I'm just shopping in the street!!"
Another innocent victim was born. When the surrounded slime left with satisfaction, a naked orc aunt ran wild with a bamboo basket, fluttering fat, sweating like rain, extremely greasy, and passing by. , the vomit keeps on...
"That hippo female orc is the third time today. This is still an accident. This probably gives some people a chance to release the beast in their hearts."
Due to the strange slime group that suddenly ran away, Vitan was paralyzed. These little things are not difficult to deal with. Although the slime system has high resistance to physical attacks, it has no resistance to magic and magic. , it is not difficult to deal with the strong players in the underground world.
but…
"Can you deal with one, deal with 10, deal with 100, deal with 1000? This thing is simply endless! Moreover, if you are accidentally approached, in an instant, your armor will be destroyed. If you disassemble it into parts and take it away, the clothes will be corroded and eaten, and there will be no bones left, how much fighting strength do you still have when you are naked?"
Yes, no matter how strong you are, as long as you dare to wear clothes on the street, you are guaranteed to be overwhelmed by the surge of slimes in an instant, and then become clean and slick, with an archmage setting up a wall of fire and wrapping yourself in the In the high-temperature flames, a lot of slimes were indeed destroyed at first, but six hours later, the magic power was exhausted, and the end was clean.
But his attempts proved that such creatures are indeed brainless and infinite in number. Fortunately, their weaknesses were also discovered soon. They could corrode fibrous cloth, demolish and take away metals, but take wood materials There is no way, there is even an instinctive fear, as long as a circle of wooden sticks is placed around the doors, windows and water outlets, they will retreat (the back door left by a lich)
But this still didn't solve the problem. You can't wear a pile of wood on the street, so the whole city flinched in front of this tiny slime and fell into a weird paralysis. Not interested, but not everyone can wake up to a new self like that hippo auntie.
The lives of the citizens have been greatly inconvenienced, but at this moment, there is a group of good young people who are eager to help others, but they are pushing wooden carts, naked, and walking to the street without any fear.
They do groceries, shopping, errands, and bookkeeping services, and they call on volunteers to join their luggage.
"The natural body is perfect, and unnatural clothing is the original sin. What's wrong with liberating oneself—the Celestial Liberation Organization for short takes the opportunity to spread their teachings (now members enjoy the privilege of purchasing wooden carts at a membership price, and every Limit one purchase per person!).”
And when more and more young people recognized the bizarre doctrine and regarded the falling of slimes as a kind of punishment against the unnatural creation of clothing, the celestial liberation organization with the Bison Alliance as the core, with a terrible The speed of growth is increasing, and countless young people who are chasing money, or some kind of potential awakening, or simply agree with this strange teaching, are all naked and take to the streets, fighting for future gold coins or teachings.
Of course, even so, the losses are still not less. Before the weakness is discovered, the treasury and wealthy businessmen who have suffered also suffered a lot of losses (a Lich: Why do you want to announce the weakness? Can you make more money later? A maid; Shut up, quickly study the cure method, isn't it your motto to clean up your own mess.)
But even so, the normal operation of Vitan City was still seriously affected. At least, the postponed alliance and the stripped-down dungeon masters were like countless smiling faces, always laughing at the majesty of the underground overlords.
And when the overlords' patience reached the limit, and even completely destroyed the urban area and the underground pipe network, after the proposal to rebuild the city was put forward, a sudden news spread throughout the city, which made people ecstatic - the liberation of the celestial body Researched by the leader of the organization, the Great Druid, and the authoritative old Chinese medicine doctor (Beastmaster Division), Beifeng Eero, these slimes have a total lifespan of only ten days.
The whole city cheered, but no one asked why when the top great magicians were helpless, these two unknown newcomers were able to come to a conclusion, but at this moment, the most relieved, I'm afraid it's the Lion King himself, the covenant will be postponed, and the responsibilities will be shared together. If the auction can't be held as scheduled, maybe the devil's contract will take effect, and he will be directly pulled into the Styx, and it will be a hundred.
"Oh, it's still possible!"
As soon as I patted my arm, I could kill the Lion King with such a simple move in front of me, but I accidentally let it go.
"Actually, it's not too late, let me put the rest of the 'greed' down, and it will..."
"Ten more days of trouble?"
"No, it will become a complete body of 'greed', with at least ten times the individual ability, and the lifespan will be endless. If this continues forever, the Lion King will definitely not be able to hold meetings."
"No!! The underground world will also be destroyed because of this." Wrapped in a bikini made of two banana leaves, he folded his arms around his chest and couldn't hide the leaked spring light. Shooting the ground, it seems that everything that has happened recently has made Eliza extremely irritable.
After the processed silk and fiber clothes can't be worn, rattan clothes and leaf clothes have become the most popular styles recently... What, it's stupid to step on your own trap too
"Heh, if everyone else stepped on the trap, and I didn't step on it, wouldn't it make it clear that the trap was set by me, and my creations are not that bad and weak, they won't be because you are me people, I'll let you go."
"It's not something to be proud of!! Why do you still have clothes to wear!"
Yes, the current camp of the Brimstone City Mission, due to the very early outbreak of the natural disaster (it broke out just after I fell), the disaster is actually the worst. Now here, there are not many people who have leaves and clothes, and only me. Completely dressed.
"Do you want to listen to the truth or lie, the lie is the sub-artifact suit on me, they can't get close at all, the truth..." (Advanced equipment can't be corroded, but it won't stop attacking, and all the sticky body is Slay Mu's bodily fluids still cannot be worn.)
"The truth is that they remember you as their father and won't attack you?"
"No, how can my creations have such stupid flaws, their attacks are instinctive, there is absolutely no difference, look, this wood chip sprayer is a product of making wood powder into a liquid, just spray it on the body , they are instinctively afraid of wood materials, and they will never approach... Hey, I forgot to use them for you, I'm really sorry, but everyone is civilized, don't be rough!! Put down that table leg!"
Well, under the threat of violence, I admit that it was not forgot, but for the sake of eye-catching, but unfortunately, admitting to sit through a wide prison, honestly admitting it brought Eliza's anger, and then, the long-lost wrestling Exchange time…
Half-paid, panting Eliza sat on my spine and asked me, who was already lying down.
"Has the eradication method been researched?"
"The research is out, the research is out! Don't be embarrassed, the old bones are going to be broken!!"
"Then why don't you do it! Is it soft-hearted?"
"It will take at least a week to collect materials and configure them! This time I point to Styx and swear, I will never lie."
It will take a week for the antidote to come out—five days later, the natural disaster of the slime has ended automatically—I have done useless work again, forcing the master to study the antidote in vain, this series of equations formed in my mind, and then the girl became angry!
"Crack!" This is the crisp sound of the broken thigh bone and Eliza's rationality. On that day, I saw the terrifying melee combat ability of the half-demon and the holy boxer.
…
I'm not stupid enough to put the "greedy" mother in the camp, which is basically the same as being chased by someone chasing stolen goods. The mother is placed in the deepest part of the underground pipe network, and its countless children are its best guards.
But unexpectedly, there is an additional duty guard.
When the first gold coin was brought back to the mother's body by the slime, Xiaohong was the first to find it... After she learned the ins and outs of the matter, she took the initiative to ask to be the guard of the treasure house. The reason...
"I'm used to sleeping on the treasure. I've been insomnia for so many days. It's time for me to get a good night's sleep."
Well, I know it's an excuse. According to our unspoken rules, since we all worked hard, half of the meeting is inevitable, but with her guarding the mother's body, I will also feel at ease.
At least, if you really encounter a super tough hand that is not easy to deal with, the speed of Xiaohong's escape is still very trustworthy.
The only thing to worry about now is the sale of stolen goods in the future, but in the underground world, I am afraid this is the last thing to worry about.
Well, the past is there, what we need to face now is the alliance. When the slime army just began to shrink and die as scheduled, and everyone just breathed a sigh of relief, the underground overlords couldn't wait to send out the invitation letter of the alliance.
"A gathering of primitive people", "Will those dungeon masters dance hula?"
When the streets and alleys have started to talk about it, following the dresses sent by the invitation letter, the unfortunate dungeon masters are also secretly relieved while thanking the organization for their thoughtfulness. The clothes that can still be worn on the market now , it has already sold for a sky-high price, and it is not easy to buy it.
But at this time, the most in-demand commodity on the market was not the clothes in short supply, but the learning materials for the power of the law.
"Are you still worried about the constant harassment of intruders and monsters? Here are the natural enemies of the lawless, the brothers of the Holy Light, the power of the new era of law that even the undead, monkeys, and half-demons can master—the law of the law. force!"
"Not three or four thousand, not one or two thousand, it really only needs 998, eight stars and eight arrows craftsmanship, 99 major mainstream functions, the source of communication and order does not need money, and it does not need money to control magic spells, it can really shine!! If you are hesitant, come to the envoy camp of Sulphur Mountain City to order immediately!!”
"In addition, the first 100 people to buy will have a second chance to draw a lottery, and the artifact collection will be delivered to the home in a separate page, and there will be no point there."
"Hey, will you judge? 'judgemen!' 'Mum doesn't have to worry about failing my spell anymore, grandma, my Paladin dream has come true.'"
"The power of the law is trustworthy. In order to facilitate our customers to master and learn, in addition to the basic package 998, we have also prepared a deluxe version of 9998 for you who are distinguished and fashionable. Of course, if you still feel that this does not represent your cool identity Status, we also have the perfect luxury version of 19998, along with a lottery card, you can participate in the second lottery of the artifact collection!"
"What are you hesitating about? Our address is at No. 88, Tauren Street, District 32, Weitan. First come, first served, no later, welcome to snap up!!"
And I have earned more and more, but I am more and more looking forward to the upcoming alliance and auction.
"Master, didn't you just bring a few hundred copies of the same? Those deluxe editions and perfect deluxe editions..."
"It's all the same, exactly the same."
"Aren't you afraid that they will settle accounts with you?"
"Hehe, Eliza, you're still too young, you have to study the shopping psychology of those dungeon masters. Dungeon masters who are willing to pay 998 diamonds to buy materials don't care about paying another 9,000.' What, do you think 998 is gold coins? Not diamonds? Guards, drive this country bumpkin out.' As soon as these words come out, how expensive they are, those who take advantage of face will eat them. Do you know what overlords and heroes are? Overlords are big names and bosses. Buy the most expensive not the best! What they want is face. You see, the four hegemons all bought the perfect luxury version. If it is known that they bought the ordinary luxury version, they can't afford to lose it. That man. Therefore, our sales slogan is, not the best but the most expensive, a business is made, and it does not need to be opened for ten years."
"You are so rude."
"Thank you for the compliment."