The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 6: Work

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"Sir! We half-sheep people make a living on behalf of the sheep. That day, we finally found a fertile pasture, and just helped our babies loosen the reins, these devils are here!!"

"Yeah, they stole our treasures and even robbed us. You see, they actually said they were law enforcement officers. There are such robber-like law enforcement officers in the world."

In front of them are a group of indignant half-goatmen. These short half-orcs are known for their broken mouths and cunning. At this time, their cheeks are full of tears, and their expressions are indignant, as if they have been wronged by the sky.

"My lord, you want us to be the masters! All our belongings have been taken away by these demons."

"Yeah, my poor little Ciel, who was only 2 months old and was not weaned, was taken away from his mother by these demons. It's still so alive."

"The one in the north is blowing, the snowflake is fluttering, and my little lamb is so small, this cruel wolf has come to our house..."

There are many people who are pitiful in court, but now they cry and sing together, which is really rare. As expected of a half-sheep person who is quite artistic, he has already planned to sing.

I was very moved. After watching it for a long time, I found that the level was not high. It was these two lyrics over and over again, so I lost interest, yawned, and made a judgment.

"There is no improper law enforcement by the law enforcers. After paying the fine, the Kamsin half-goat tribe can retrieve the detained lambs. The second instance is final and no appeal can be made."

"Sir!!"

"Injustice!!"

Yawen, the deputy chief of urban management in the defendant's seat, breathed a sigh of relief, but the plaintiff's seat was crying and screaming, but I remained unmoved.

"Bailiff, take it down, next one."

"Corrupt officials are rampant, and justice is unfair!! The foolish officials really protect the evil officials!!"

Hey, this is always the case, but being called a fool in person makes me a little uncomfortable.

"Viciously attacking the judge, fined 10 gold coins. By the way, next time you graze on the green lawn of the city, your sheep will be confiscated directly."

Yes, they do have the right to grazing, but staring at the urban greenbelt of Sulphur Mountain for grazing has gone from individual liberty to a crime of damaging public property.

In the past six months, the damaged lawns and gardens will cost hundreds of thousands of gold coins just to repair and labor costs, and what they get is probably only a few hundred gold coins saved for forage.

This time, the Banyang people are best at reversing black and white. Now they are accusing the city management of malicious law enforcement. I really think I am a fool.

"By the way, I just said that I was an idiot, and I consciously accepted two months of free labor in the community. Whoever talks nonsense is the same as him. In the future, I will go to the pasture to buy fodder or go out to the city to graze. If I graze freely again, the entire ethnic group will be expelled. Out of Brimstone Mountain."

For the cunning and lazy half-goat, it is already the hardest work to herd the sheep and sleep by themselves.

To make them work like other races is already torture, and making them greedy and selfish to work for others for free is definitely worse than the death penalty.

Those who talked too much were severely punished. In an instant, the crying and singing stopped, and they voluntarily lined up to appear.

So, I nodded with satisfaction.

"Next!"

Then, looking at the case, staring at the smiling defendant in front of me, I frowned, no wonder the lower judge left this case to me, this case is really not easy to judge.

"Defendant, Eero Sadwind, half-dragon hunter, crime, kidnapping and sex offense."

The evidence of this crime is solid, and he has confessed, but the verdict is quite a headache.

Although the method is very dirty, the hunter Beifeng has fulfilled the hunter's dream and successfully captured a Druid as a pet. However, after the success, he molested his "pet" in public places several times, and sometimes it was a bear, sometimes it was a bear. A leopard, sometimes a bird, when there is no human form... and. That Druid is still a male, and Beifeng himself is also a male...

"It's too filthy! It's disgusting, it seriously affects the social atmosphere of the entire Brimstone City, and I strongly demand that this bestiality and homosexuality be put to death, in order to correct the attitude of the Brimstone City." The goblin prosecutor was impassioned in the plaintiff's seat, and the case was appealed layer by layer. Here, the Supreme Judge has reached the final key.

"We should pay attention to the identity of the accused half-dragons. In their eyes, 'walking with the beasts' is a tradition and a matter of course. Tolerating the traditions of other races is a tradition that the citizens of Sulphur Mountain City have always been proud of. What's more, the law does not expressly stipulate that non-criminal is the most basic principle of our code. In our code, is there any sexual activity with wild animals and the same sex? Since there is no prohibition, then it is not a crime, and it cannot be convicted, let alone. Execute!"

Relying on his interpretation of the law, the elf defender Kross once again took the upper hand, although he looked at his defender with contempt and disdain in his eyes.

In the eyes of elves who revere nature, a pervert like Hunter Bei Fengzhi should have died 10,000 times, but now that he is in court, he cannot slack off his duty as a defense officer because of his own preferences.

And as Koros said, since there is no crime stipulated in the law, the prosecution cannot even determine the guilt, and how can the final punishment be determined.

"That law will stipulate such a disgusting crime as bestiality!! If such bastards are innocent, how can we maintain the dignity and justice of the law!"

Hearing this, Goblin Prosecutor Rowe Gold Coin was furious. Even though he was wearing a silver iron mask, he couldn't see his expression, but judging from the extremely angry tone and the violent blue veins under the mask, he was very angry.

Also, for this case, he spent countless energy, tried it twice, and finally appeared in front of the Supreme Judge, let alone to let this pervert escape the punishment of the law.

I looked at the pervert with the lizard head, and he looked at me, with a calm expression, without the restraint and anxiety that should be in the dock.

And my Naya artifact robe is still in play. Hunter Beifeng is so calm under the power of artifact, but it only shows that he really doesn't think he is at fault, has no guilt in his heart, and the artifact is invalid.

"Are the values different? No, other half-dragons are not so perverted. He should know the law or be told, there is no way to punish him here. Hehe, sure enough, other worlds can always encounter interesting crimes, really It's fun."

"Hehe, can I go back? My pets are still waiting for me to feed."

I laughed, and the half-dragon man laughed stupidly.

To me, this seemingly calm expression and laughter turned out to be quite an interesting provocation.

"Boom!"

The gavel fell and I pronounced the verdict.

"Not guilty, released in court."

Ignorance of the law expressly prohibits not being a crime. Since the law I made has this loophole, I will admit defeat.

Hearing this, Eero Beifeng smiled honestly, and the smile was full of pride.

"Sure enough, Sulphur Mountain City's justice is the most fair."

but…

"Prosecutor Luo Wei, don't be angry, you should have known earlier that since the law does not stipulate guilt, it is impossible for us to convict him by twisting the law."

Of course Rowe knew, and it was because he knew that he was so angry that letting a sinner go unpunished was a mockery of the Supreme Court and the law itself.

"But, my lord..."

"Are you ready for next week's Legislative Meeting in the King's Chamber?"

"Huh?! Oh, I understand!!"

When I suddenly asked something unimportant, Luo Wei was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized, and his face was full of joy.

Our Supreme Court is not just a judiciary. Among its four subordinate halls, the Hall of the King of Law is also responsible for the drafting of new laws. The Supreme Court, in addition to being responsible for the final instance, has the power to legislate and judicial interpretation.

"Well, since this little friend Aero helped us find the loophole in the law, let's fill it up. Koros, when the new law is passed, send a few big stalkers to chat with this little friend frequently. Let He came in sooner, and we can thank him."

These words were not concealed from Eero Beifeng. At this moment, his face was ashen, and he seemed to have imagined when he was caught again.

As for not doing this disgusting evil from now on? From the very beginning, it was not among his options, who regarded "walking with beasts" as his greatest hobby in life.

Hearing this, even the victorious defender, Koros, was full of joy.

"Yes, my lord, I will do it immediately. The unnatural and disgusting behavior of 'walking with beasts' should be severely punished! If it is done in public, it will be punished even more!"

"By the way, remember to join the case against pet cruelty. For behavior like this, you should be deprived of the qualification to raise pets. Stop these perverted behaviors from the other side, and be a double insurance."

As an honorary member of the Sulphur Mountain City Pet Association, how could I let such a person continue to oppress cute little animals and directly deprive him of his qualifications for raising pets.

Finally, Eero Beifeng cried. If he still chooses to stay in Brimstone Mountain City, then the hobby of walking with beasts will be banned from now on.

So, under my control, the dignity of the law has also been upheld.

What if that guy changed his mind from evil? Leaving aside the fact that I personally think it is difficult for him to correct his sexual fetishes, wouldn't it be a good thing if he can really get rid of it.

"Next..." Although these cases are tedious and uninteresting, isn't that what work is all about.

Boring, boring, but sometimes meaningful and meaningful.