"I'm so stupid, really." Wearing a black cloak borrowed from a kind businessman and wrapping myself tightly, I carefully shuttled through the streets of Sulphur Mountain City.
"I only know that the system has never been uneasy and kind, so most of the recommendations he recommends have problems and must not be selected; I don't know that even things that have no problems will have problems after passing through the system! You see, the average of the two bloodlines is higher than the current one. Now, this shows that there is something wrong with this body. And the charisma value of the fool, do you think the system will be kind enough to let me be popular with girls? Stupid, really."
The little bat beside me glared at me fiercely.
"Enough! You've been nagging a hundred or two hundred times. Have you changed your body and lost your IQ?"
"No, it's just that I'm in a better mood when I see you even worse, so I want to nag a few more words."
[Magic pet: Heloise (greedy mother), Race: Unclassified, Strength: 12, Agility: 10, Stamina: 30, Intelligence: 28, Will: 25, Charisma: Uncertain, Occupation: Level 1 Mage, Comprehensive Evaluation : The ultimate scum that is more scum than you, Racial Ability: Transform (Dark Iron), Systematic Evaluation: This is your favorite, but she always thinks about how to kill you within the limits of the contract, take care of her, or wait to be She gets down. The system prompts again: Pfft, I deliberately kept the previous evaluation. Now, you no longer have to worry about her rebelling. The great Banshee King can only be transformed in the form of a bat and a kitten, the most powerful lethality It's probably the cat puffing and the cat licking. Well done, there are people who are worse than you.]
When I died temporarily, Heloise, who was almost destroyed because of it, was included in the system. Now that I am resurrected, she is also active again. It’s just that I am still alive after falling to the first level. Once you reach the first level, you can't maintain your human form.
"...you're sure, I'm covering your cloth here and screaming here, what happens to someone streaking."
Grinning her teeth, the little bat made what she thought was the most terrifying threat, but I laughed.
"Please, streaking here is commonplace, and no one will care. Streaking is not news, it is news that no one is streaking every few days."
"Oh, you think I'm a fool, how could there be such a terrible place..."
"Catch that naked cow!! Yes, it's the one nicknamed Naked King, don't let him run away, it's only been a few days, and the damned Bison League and Gentlemen League are actually active again. This time we want to Lock them up for a month."
Before Heloise could finish her words, she opened her mouth in stunned silence, and in my numb expression, a naked tauren whizzed past with a group of naked men, and immediately, a group of dark elves The knight followed.
"Is the honorary title the Supreme Judge of the Naked King?"
Inexplicably, my heart ached, and my worries about the judicial system were mixed with the unfortunate shame of my family. An urge to clear the door and kill people came to my heart, but obviously, at this time, if I drew my knife in anger, It is not to clean the door, but to deliver food.
"Let's go. The gadgets that use hallucinations to change their appearance have gone to my laboratory a lot. Now, they can't do anything."
While looking for a way to clean up the guy in his mind, he carefully wrapped his cloak. In a sense, this city is the safest in the entire dungeon, but in a sense, it is the most dangerous, especially I'm in really bad shape right now.
While avoiding sight, carefully pull the familiar bat away. But Heloise looked over there in a stunned manner. Several paladins were chatting and laughing with several death knights.
This is definitely not seen anywhere else, a symbol of the harmonious coexistence of order and chaos. I was about to quibble, but the next moment, they fought. While beating and scolding, the quarrel was fierce, and the attack was very poisonous.
"That's right."
Heloise nodded with satisfaction, but at this time, the scolding came over, but it immediately made Heloise dumbfounded.
"You rude bastard, you promised the banshee to form a friendship? Why are there only a few female zombies here? You see that there are maggots on their faces, can you see?"
"Che, ignorant little boy, that's the fashion in our undead district! Also, what are you like? You promised the beautiful priest? Why are there so many canteen aunts here! You think we are fools!"
There were already applauding spectators on the side. The more noisy and fiercer they were on both sides, the more ruthless the fight became, but the Death Knight did not use his rune sword, nor did the Paladins use the Holy Light, but instead punched and kicked like a hooligan fight.
"Think of the banshee and Medusa in our district? Don't mention the door, there are no windows, and the brothers can't catch up. Why should I introduce them to you?"
"Hmph, I'll be honest with you. We even have to fight with the female priest first. The resources are so scarce, why should I introduce you to them?"
Well, in the boos from the audience, it was already obvious that the two sides organized a friendship, in fact, they both wanted to rub against each other's sister resources with empty gloves, but the two sides bumped into each other, and then found out what the other party was trying to do.
"The undead and the Paladins organize an association? Is this world crazy or am I crazy?" Heloise was stunned.
Is it time to be grateful for having a body? Looking at this group of living treasures, I clutched my stomach, which should be my stomach. For the first time, I felt stomach pain and neuralgia.
"Who is going to contact the city management..."
"Don't move, who's creating the chaos? Haha, it's your grandsons again. When the three parties were together last time, you cows dared to bring half-goat and half-human horses. If it weren't for our wit, we called the legend. The sad wind in the middle, scare away those thirsty crush, that time the men have all handed over to you. This time the new and old enemies are counted together. Eat my convict!"
Well, there is no need to call the city management officer. The new graduate of Nanxiang has already arrived, but judging from the information he disclosed, I should sigh about their friendship. Inexplicably, my stomach hurts even more.
"Ouch!"
Suddenly, someone knocked me flying.
"Sorry, sorry, Momo is chasing those bastards."
It turned out that it was a dark elf city administrator who accidentally bumped into me when he was chasing it.
The cloak was knocked open, and the brilliance shot into my eyes, causing pain in the eyes, but looking at Momo with a shocked face, I immediately woke up.
I hurriedly wrapped my body with a cloak, but the system would not be kind enough to give you a set of clothes. As Heloise said, the new body was almost naked, and there was nothing inside the cloak.
"Well, I have nothing to do with those guys from the Bison Alliance. I am a newcomer here to learn the power of the law, but I was just robbed by a robber, and my clothes were robbed."
Trying to recall the second smile of being a paladin—no wrongdoing, a confident smile, while trying to open up a relationship with those perverts, I don’t want to be imprisoned in a juvenile detention center for no reason.
"I have no money, I just came to rely on that lich cousin named Roland. This is Ah Miao, my best friend."
Then, I held Heloise in front of the dark elf, and at this time, under my command, she had turned into a cute black kitten.
And under the orders of my magic pet contract, the majestic Banshee King, even if his eyes were so angry that his pupils were about to burst into flames, he could only obediently take aim at her cuteness.
"aim!!!"
"Hehe, girls are often incapable of resisting cute things. If they see that I am not a threat, they will definitely let me go after a little search and inspection."
But soon, I discovered that my actions were superfluous. The female dark elf city management ignored the meowing Banshee King, and just stared at me, but didn't say a word.
Then…
Mouthless drool drooling down...
"The old lady made it! The best lady!! Naked!!! Can Momo eat it?!"
Immediately, Wuming burst into flames, and I roared.
"You are the wife, and your whole family is the wife."
Well, this time I admit that I was tricked by the system again. What exercise from a young state is good for controlling the body, what state of the soul is most closely integrated with the physical body, and no amount of excuses for self-comfort, can’t cover up the fact that I was tricked. .
The fourteen-year-old body is indeed the expected physical age, and it is the true posture of my soul, which is suitable for the fusion of soul and body, but...
"I know that ancient humans lived more than two hundred years old, and fourteen years old is still a child to them!"
Yes, the average life expectancy of the first generation of humans is at least more than twice that of the current human beings. My fourteen-year-old body looks ten years old at most.
I should have thought for a long time that compared to the other two body choices, the basic attributes of this body are low, because the age is too young, and the charm value is too high, purely because children are generally cute.
Yes, cute, and handsome and unconcernedly cute.
The golden hair exudes the luster of the sun, and the cheeks are flushed with red, like a freshly washed red apple, which makes people want to take a bite. The habitual sunny smile on his small face makes people feel his cheerful and lively character.
It's not scary to be young again. What's scary is that when I looked in the mirror in the dark river, I felt like a big doll, very cute.
Nineteen's charm value, if it is such a charming existence on adults, it is invincible to use it to soak up girls, but when it is used on children, what is the use of cuteness!
This isn't the most insidious part of the system...
Appearance of being young is not a big deal for a mage. There are all kinds of secret medicines and props to deceive your age. Old witches and old monsters who pretend to be tender can be seen everywhere. As long as I return to the laboratory, take out those collections and pretend to be adults. No difficulty at all.
But now the biggest problem - although the little guy has, but because he has not yet developed, it means that he has not! This is the core of the problem!
I knew that the system didn't act with good intentions, and managed to get rid of the body of a lich with no physical desires, but it gave me this undeveloped flesh body with no physical needs.
My first goal now is to go back to the underground library as soon as possible to find out when the first generation of humans developed puberty and when they were able to get married... Well, I know it would be boring to memorize this without that book, but I think Think always right.
And at this moment, judging from this dark elf who is drooling all over the place and is committing nympho, this time, I am in a big disaster.
"Little cute... No, kid, how about going to see goldfish with my sister? There are many cute animals in my sister's house."
"Goldfish? There are goldfish in the underground world? You think I'm stupid."
Now that I'm only level 1, I definitely can't beat this weakest silver-level city management knight.
"By the way, kid, I still have lollipops here."
Looking at this idiot elf actually took out a large amount of candy from the breastplate, I have no idea what the structure of her brain is. Is this the proud city management knight of Sulphur Mountain City? Thinking of this, my stomach hurts even more …
"let me go!!"
"I don't want it. It's hard to find someone who suits your appetite. Momo must be caught and raised!! It will be harvested after a few years. Momo will be the first among the sisters to marry a husband!"
Well, Momo has completely forgotten his identity as a law enforcer and indulged in his own dreams.
"Haha, with such a cute little husband, Momo will be envied by other sisters to death."
But I really wanted to get a crush, but I didn't get crushed like a child bride, so, without saying a word, I turned my head and ran away.
But as soon as he took two steps, his stomach hurt even more, and then he fell to the ground helplessly.
"Why is it so uncomfortable and exhausted, is there a problem with the combination of the physical body!"
But suddenly, I felt my whole body being picked up, and the voice of that nympho elf was right in my ear.
"Why is it so light, kid, have you eaten well?"
"Eat?" Well, I finally remembered what I had forgotten. It took me two days to walk from the dark river, but I had just transformed into a living person, and I had long forgotten the habits of living people. I really didn't expect to eat, and Heloise, who was also dead, would not even think of reminding me.
"It's not stomach pain, it's just hunger. I haven't eaten for two days and I'm fine. It seems that my body is still very healthy."
I suddenly realized that in the next moment, I was starving directly.
But fortunately, before I fainted, I shouted with all my strength, "Help, there's a strange auntie, she wants to feed me grandma", and judging from the hurried chengguans, my innocence should be Can keep it.
"Tragedy, pit father system, I will never share the sky with you!"