"Oku, half-elf, half-orc, bronze-rank professional killer, with countless lives under his belt, especially likes to hunt young children, he was captured by the dark elf city management while performing his mission in Brimstone City, and sentenced to 376 years in prison by the Brimstone City Court , without bail for life. Tsk tsk."
While looking at the information, I was amazed at the half-elf killer in the cage. Half-orcs are rare things.
"Lich? Wait, don't kill me, don't use me as an experiment, you must have a lot of enemies, I can help you kill for free!"
Finding himself sent to the Lich, Oku was shocked at first, because the Lich is the weakest and a legendary Mage, but then he was relieved, because the Lich who also belongs to the Chaos camp is at least more than the righteous judge and the righteous. Paladins with black heads are easy to deal with, and those hypocrites of the orderly camp never know how wonderful it is to trade and compromise.
But at this moment, I stared at him with a half-smile, and brought him from the Brimstone City prison, not to find a thug.
With a bone-like finger on the half-elf's forehead, even a perverted killer, the warm body temperature of the creature is still caring.
It's just that the other party's face is not very good, perhaps because he remembered the legends of the lich playing with souls and corpses, and his face became paler under the cold touch of the bones.
"... It's really interesting, I thought it was just an ordinary murderer, but it's actually a hidden flesh and blood sacrificer, a filthy devil worshipper, you trade your child's life with the devil in the Nine Prisons in exchange for your longevity and strength. ."
Sure enough, with my words, the memory hidden in the subconscious became more and more obvious, the dirty memory became more and more obvious, and what followed was the memory of his more and more fear.
"Tell me, funny little guy, what's your biggest fear."
The human brain is very interesting. The harder you try not to think about something, the more your subconscious will think about it.
Four-ring arcane memory reading is not a profound spell, nor is it a useful ability. The more secret things are hidden in the mind, the deeper it is, but memory reading can only see the top part. .
But I have my own secret method.
Ask you, "What secrets are you hiding?" Then, that person often subconsciously thinks about what he has to hide. At that moment, when the secret is exposed to the water, my memory reads the spell, and it will put the The content of his thoughts is revealed.
"... The most fearful thing is that your true identity is revealed? Interesting? What is your true identity?"
"The spies of Caron City? It's really interesting." Under the chain inquiry, his hidden purpose was naturally clear.
Today is really good luck. Originally, I just replaced two prisoners to earn evil points, but I just tried it, and finally found out that he was actually a spy sent by other cities.
The dungeon Caron Stambor is probably the closest dungeon to the Sulphur Mountain City, but obviously, its population and area are much smaller than the prosperous Sulphur Mountain City.
The dungeon is dominated by orcs and gray dwarves. The city owner is a stupid orc who believes in the tyrant god Bane. The mining industry is quite developed, but other industries are not very prosperous.
This spy was hired by the other party in Caron City. The task is only the simplest way to collect information. At most, it can only be regarded as a part-time job, but it is enough to show that Caron City should be doing something else.
"Eliza?"
"Huh?" Sure enough, the elusive head maid appeared behind me in the next second.
"Seriously interrogate him, squeeze his secrets dry, and give Margaret a copy. If she doesn't care, I'll leave it to Adam."
In my memory, the spies caught = the secret in the gutter = the ambition of the big man = a lot of trouble... It's like a volunteer who has no money!
There's no benefit, pitiful fishing, I don't want to care about such an annoying thing. Since I've encountered it, I'll throw it to those who may be interested. Margaret, the great sage in charge of internal affairs, will follow the clues to open it bit by bit. true.
As for this prisoner? Before he was sent to me, he had already explained that his sin was unforgivable. Since he has come in, he must not go out.
"boom!"
With two loud noises, the entire old house shook slightly, and after that, the dust from the ceiling spread in the dungeon.
The prisoners were choked and coughed, and even my bones were covered with dust, while Eliza had prepared in advance and covered her mouth with a handkerchief.
"It seems that Bao can't wait any longer."
This earthquake is my lovely Po. Since the owner has not yet appeared after the usual walk time, he is urging me by jumping.
So, irresponsibly throwing all the work to Eliza, the working time is over, now is the time for a walk with Po.
In other words, it was the time when I was dragged around by the huge double-headed hellhound...
Like other stupid dogs, just after leaving the house, A Bao forgot his owner, flirted around frantically, and scurried around. With the reins on me, my skeleton didn't add up to 30 pounds, and my strength was only 5 lbs. , it will naturally be dragged up by the giant beast weighing dozens of tons.
Of course, at this time, after a few losses, I usually add a flotation technique to myself, and then tie the reins to the strongest rib to make a qualified kite...
And this way of walking has an unexpected harvest...
"The bone flag is raised, the big dog is coming, everyone close the stall!"
"City management? Call the city management!"
"Come on, everyone. Build a defense line, stick to the butcher shop, and don't want to take away my fresh pork ribs today!"
Well, I, who was dragged and suspended high, became Po’s symbol. In order to avoid being affected by the rambunctious stupid dog, the hawkers across the two blocks began to close their stalls and give way.
"Go to the undead district in the east of the city, there should be no city management there!"
Hearing these words, I hurriedly ordered and pulled the reins hard to make Bao turn his head.
In the past, Po's walks would only cause traffic chaos at most, and there was no past injury to people (the skeleton soldiers are not counted as human beings!)
In the past, the chengguan had to deal with more serious criminal cases. When they arrived, I almost returned from a walk, but now, as the only survivor of the Gentlemen's League, when our league is not causing them trouble, I will never underestimate them. The speed of dispatch, and the determination to end us once and for all.
"Wang!"
Under my command, Po kicked away the tauren who was blocking the road, and then used his big butt to sit on the barricade that was blocking the road, and ran towards the east of the city.
"stop!!"
"Stop for Momo, it's you who made Momo wet his pants in front of the Sleepless Lord yesterday!"
Well, I still underestimated the opponent's determination to take me down. The urban management team was actually setting an ambush.
But... "Jump, Po!"
The huge Cerberus, with one jump, stepped over the barricade in front of him.
But the city officials who followed behind stopped helplessly.
A skeleton giant with a height of more than six meters stood in front of them, using the gate made of diamond as a shield.
There was no emotion in the empty eyes, but no one dared to take a step forward.
This is already the undead area in the east of the city, but it is not under the jurisdiction of the city management. If they want to go in to enforce the law, they must report and go through the procedure, and if they have gone through the tedious bureaucratic procedure, the lich has long been looking for it. There are no more people.
And I, also arrived at today's destination, send A Bao away, let him go to forage... Cough, go play.
Then, say hello to every undead in front of you.
"Hey, long time no see, everyone, do you miss me? Big man, your rotten flesh stinks even more. Small bones, the skull is really bright, that brand of polish? Uncle Akka, your bones are rusted, or else , try my newly developed lubricant, all natural, no pollution, no side effects... "
But in front of me, the undead were still jumping lively just now. When they saw me, they were stunned for a while, and then...
"Run! The lunatic is here again!! Scared the ghost!"
… It makes people sad to do bird and animal sanctuary.
The giant skeleton took his battle axe and jumped over the house, and the headless horseman swarmed away his head, even the poor skeleton warrior, also scrambling away.
The scene in front of me is really sad...
"Hey, are there people who welcome the clansmen so much? Isn't it just that you did a new experiment in undead magic, did a rough and tedious daily life, and tested the power of the holy sword..."
The more I talked, the less confident I became, but a familiar voice came to mind behind my back.
"His Royal Highness, you have already stated the reasons, and I don't need to talk nonsense. When you come this time, is it time for us to fight?"
"No, I'm a pacifist. I hate wars the most. However, the appointed time is indeed approaching. Is our legion ready?"
"Of course, Your Highness, your legion, whether it was three hundred and seventy-six years ago, or two hundred and fifty years ago. Or one hundred and thirty years ago, that time let you down!? Crimson Hound 24,000 Six hundred and two remnants of defeated generals are grinding their teeth in peace, waiting to be dispatched at any time, and we can't wait to return to the battlefield."
The thick voice is full of fighting intent, and my general is as reliable as ever.
"Are you coming to a military parade or to watch a new plague test? Our alchemist has invented a new weapon of war. He also has high destructive power..."
"No, I already said that I am a pacifist. Fighting and killing is boring. Today, I came to see the preparations for the incident."
"You mean that stupid... no, that important thing? It's ready and ready to start."
I nodded in satisfaction and turned around, but there was no one in sight.
"Wang Wang! Down below. Wang Wang, down below, Your Highness! Did you mean it? Is it funny to tease me? I am one of your most powerful generals!"
Looking down, it really is my cute little baby, he is chasing his tail instinctively in circles.
He is Po's brother, one of my most trusted generals in the past, but now, he's a cute little skeleton dog.
"I'm not Becky! I'm Best, Void Demon Dog Best!!"
"Yes, Abe."
"Best!! I'm your general, the deputy commander of your invincible legion!"
"Okay, Xiaobei. Needless to say, I always thought you were amazing. Well, the most important thing is that you are cute! Sure enough, pets are man's best friend, and bear children are the worst enemy. "
Listening to my tone that seemed to coax a disobedient child, and the increasingly unreliable declaration, with her tail and brow lowered, Xiaobei covered her face and lay down. are useless.
How a skeleton dog face makes a desperate look, I can see it today.
"Okay, stop teasing you, Xiaobei. Are the preparations ready?"
"Whatever you want. Although I always thought it was a bad idea, you are not known for being unreliable, so I should make you happy..."
"Cough!" A soft cough interrupted its grumbling.
"Then, I, Lich Roland, announce that this Sulphur Mountain City Undead Tourism Week event is officially opened, and the Death Crown theme park is officially put into operation!!"
Yes, it's boring to fight and kill. In these days, what we are fighting for is the economy and people's livelihood! In our undead area, we will also launch our own new pillar industry - the undead theme park.
Headless Horseman Polo Competition, Skeleton Puzzle King Game, Ghost Festival Dancing Contest, riding a cool bone dragon around the entire Sulphur Mountain City, I have prepared a series of selling point programs.
The biggest selling point of the theme park is what rotates behind it. The huge Ferris wheel is formed by countless skeletons. It is more than 300 meters high. The evil wind driven by it is like a flying black dragon. It is so huge that it looks like a Like a titan, it can even be seen outside the city of Sulphur Mountain.
Although I spent a lot of words at the time to convince the living that it was not a terrible fighting machine or a terrible conspiracy... But it was all worth it!
This is the live advertisement of the theme park. Soon, countless tourists will come here, and I will make a lot of money.
At this moment, my skeleton servants, also wearing clown clothes, started beating gongs and drums at the door, and I patiently waited for customers to come.
When it was surprising that half an hour passed, no tourist came, so I asked about Abe who was lying on my head.
"Has the flyers been sent out?"
"It was sent out long ago."
"Pay those goblin dwarves advertising money?"
"Give it."
"A Supreme Court security bond put in an ad?"
"Of course, thanks to the permission and guarantee from the Executive Yuan and the Supreme Court, no one would dare to come without this."
"Is my ad slogan bad?"
"No, very literary, very attractive' see your future situation and say hi to your future neighbors. Dance with ghosts in fantasy and enjoy a new experience like never before. Free for the first three days, ex One hundred customers and a mystery gift! Absolutely safe! Absolutely fun.'"
"Then why is no one here!!"
I stared at this stupid dog, but it laughed.
"Hehe, my lord, you forgot, this is the undead zone. It's a forbidden zone for life. What do you think our undead are in front of the living?"
Hearing this, I was stunned. "What is the undead?"