The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 70: The Experiment Log of the Crazy Lich

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Due to the disappearance of the lich Roland, they no longer worried about their hometown being taken over. The dark elf girls gritted their teeth and took out their last savings from the soles of their shoes to rebuild their home for the third time.

With the help of many free coolies (such as a leftover knight, a kidney knight, a paladin), the urban management headquarters was quickly rebuilt.

The new urban management headquarters has been designed and constructed by the grey dwarf master craftsmen. It is earthquake-proof, explosion-proof, fire-proof, flood-proof, and Roland-proof. As for how I know it, the building blueprint is clearly written, and several red letters can be seen more than a hundred meters away. to.

"I still move the front four defenses, what does the back defense Roland mean?"

Well, children's privileges, just ask if you don't understand, but then I know that I don't need Diana to answer.

"Roland!! Who mentioned this name!" And when I just mentioned such a name, countless female knights jumped out from there. It looks like he's just trying to find someone desperately.

"That 'anti-Roland' is an anti-undead barrier set up by an archmage to target someone. By the way, Xiao Luoluo, don't say your cousin's name here." On the surface, I seem to understand. Understandably nodded, but secretly pinched a cold sweat.

"It's been so long, is there such a deep hatred? The repair subsidy was approved by the Supreme Law. Without me, you can rebuild so quickly! A group of small and unscrupulous people."

Well, looking at these "aunties" with red eyes and curses in their mouths, they knew that I couldn't be seen through, but they instinctively wrapped their cloaks.

"Wow Kaka, I didn't expect your reputation to be so 'good', you deserve to be my disciple." Well, I was laughed at by this old witch who was rubbing around in the cloak.

But then, that Diana, as if remembering something, hurriedly added.

"Don't say it when you go out, don't say it! Your cousin... Well, his reputation in the city is a little bit bad. In fact, I personally have no prejudice against him, but there are some things that, as an elder, it's really hard to say. In short, Ronaldinho Luo, to be on the safe side, don't tell anyone that he is your Roland's nephew."

Well, looking at this shy-faced Moon Knight who was embarrassed to speak ill of others, the black cat was already rolling over with laughter.

"Brother Roland, what the hell have you done? How can you be so miserable in your own territory, it's hard for this female knight to say anything."

"Shut up, magic pet, or I'll let you do a 360-degree somersault for two and a half weeks while you learn how to squirrel until you vomit!"

As soon as this statement came out, even though her teeth were itchy with anger, Heloise knew that my threat was definitely real, saying that letting him do somersaults for two and a half weeks would definitely not let her turn for three weeks. Si immediately shut up.

"Okay, Xiao Luoluo, let's go and eat."

Hearing this, I immediately became excited. At the end of the day, I finally encountered unlucky things, and finally I was transferred. Now I don't even have a copper coin all over my body, I just took the opportunity to have a meal.

On the way to the cafeteria, looking at this somewhat hesitant female knight, I thought a lot.

There are many things to do now, but the most important thing is to get rid of such a childhood appearance!

As it looks now, the hilt of the sword is bigger than the hand, and he can't even hold the sword firmly. How to fight, the boy's five-short stature has many defects such as small steps, short hands and feet, and difficulty in exerting force. No matter how good the basic ability is, it is also Difficult to play.

Moreover, it is natural to have to deal with those aristocratic bigwigs in the human world, but the reality is not a legendary knight novel, although appearance is not everything, but if you are too young, it is difficult to gain the trust of others, my package plan is a direct failure.

"If you wait for natural growth, who knows how long it will take for this body to become an adult, first try to cover up the past. By the way, the dragon race is also a race that grows stronger with age. Xiaohong has not yet reached the age to upgrade to the ancient dragon. What secret method. Go to her later."

After making up my mind, I started to enjoy the lunch I had been waiting for for a long time, but the table next to me was already full of "aunties" who couldn't stop peeking.

Not to mention that the table is full, even the door is full of people.

And in that corner, Momo, who was bound by the chain, kept roaring.

"Momo, I'm not Zhengtai control, the person I like happens to be Zhengtai, you horny #@@¥@ who haven't touched a man for decades, ask yourself, you don't want to paint yourself on this innocent and pure smile. He already has a master, it's all mine, and it's not allowed to rob it from the old lady!"

Well, the way of finally venting his desires with saliva is so disrespectful that the companions can't stand it anymore, and this time his mouth is blocked.

Momo over there, even though her mouth was gagged and a chain was tied around her neck, she still tried her best to pounce over here, like a crazy bulldog, while her colleagues tried to hold her down, while I did my best. Pretend to hear nothing, see nothing.

Watching me take a big mouthful of food, Diana seemed a little hesitant and took a long time to speak.

"I'm afraid, you're late, your cousin won't come back, otherwise, you can stay with us temporarily."

As soon as I said this, before I could respond, the cheers almost threw the ceiling of the entire cafeteria.

"Eldest sister, you are actually enlightened! I thought you were not normal anymore."

"Big sister, well done, you can enjoy it first, and remember to give me a little bit."

"Yes, even if you can't eat it, it's not bad for your eyes. But, eldest sister, you really don't know how to eat alone."

"Hmph, I'm not really too controlling, so I'm not interested anymore. However, if you borrow it after thirty years or so, the eldest sister should not object. Anyway, human beings are growing fast, and you should be tired of it after thirty years. "

"Yes, you are not Zhengtai control, but uncle control."

It should be said that they are open-minded dark elves. The scale of these words is shocking. While the elves were pleasantly surprised, it made me tremble from the bottom of my heart. I began to doubt whether it was worthwhile to enter the tiger's den for a meal.

When she heard the cheers from her colleagues, Diana was stunned for a moment, and then she could only smile bitterly.

She couldn't explain it either. Could it be that she accidentally knew that Roland was Lord Sleepless, and Lord Sleepless had ascended to heaven, so this child was destined to find his uncle.

And even Sulphur Mountain City is a dangerous underground world. In case of encountering human traffickers and perverts... Sulphur Mountain City seems to be the worst of the latter, at least the "hound" who was bound by iron chains but still struggling, is absolutely Yes.

"Think about it. I think you are white and tender. You don't look like a child in the underground world. Here and the surface are completely different things. You should now think about how to live here."

"Thank you sister, but Cousin Roland said that if he can't find him, he will go to Lord Ainmethius."

It seems that the only way to find Xiaohong is to go head first. Looking around, the female elves seem to have something suspicious hidden in their mouths, with green light flashing in their eyes, no matter how they look like hungry wolves, it is too dangerous to stay here.

However, for some reason, I have to go back to the old house for a while, perhaps, to find myself a reliable "guardian" first.

Hearing the name of the new dragon queen, Diana was first shocked, and then she remembered that the child in front of her was the nephew of the Sleepless One, and it was indeed very likely that it had something to do with Lord Ainmethius, and she nodded suddenly.

"Okay, after eating, I'll take you there."

Ignoring the sighs next to me, when I finished eating, Diana silently took out the form and handed it to me.

"You look like you should be able to write. I've filled in the basic information, and I'll give you a temporary pass."

That glaring gaze made my vest sweat cold, and I wanted to leave for a long time, so I immediately finished writing and left the form first.

Gossip is just a woman's nature. When Diana, the captain of the army, just left, the female knights gathered around to fight for the form, but then it was very strange that they, as elves, actually found that they couldn't understand the form on the form. Word.

And in someone's exclamation, they discovered that the little boy had been communicating with them in their native language, Dark Elf.

In the end, it was only after the joint research of several scholars that the table that no one could understand was made clear. It turned out that the text on it actually contained more than a dozen languages, and various grammars were mixed in everything. mistake.

"The first word is the dragon language, the latter word is the devil language, and the middle is the ancient elf language, but they are spelled together in the dialect of the seal people of the extreme north. Showing off his language skills means the writer is going crazy. Language is the carrier of thought, and any creature is accustomed to thinking in its native language. If these sentences are the process of his thinking, then he is probably completely insane.”

Even though he is already as expensive as a dragon queen, Ainmethius' life is still no different from the past. He still sleeps late in his dragon's nest every day, eats, and fights. Except for the opponents who fight is getting higher and higher, other It's really no different.

And when she hibernated in the dragon's nest, she heard the half-dragon priest who served her say that there was a boy named Luo Luo who asked to meet her, she immediately ran to the door to meet her, but she was stunned when she met her. then…

"Pfft! Haha, Roland, you have today too!! Come on, aunty scream."

A certain dragon rolled on the ground laughing without hesitation. The laughter rang through the entire dragon's nest. He hated his teeth and became angry. I kicked him fiercely, but he was completely ignored. .

"I can't take it anymore. I'm still using the pseudonym Luo Luo, Big Brother Luo Luo, come, shout the Holy Light and Justice, and continue to lead our adventure."

Well, I just had to wait for her to laugh enough, that guy actually laughed for ten minutes, and he burst into tears, but when I made my request, she just shook her head.

"The secret of rapid growth? Yes, but if you don't want to remember your own name, it's best not to use it."

It turned out that it was the method used by the dragon race to quickly hatch dragon eggs to make cannon fodder. In just three weeks, a young dragon could be obtained from a dragon egg, but due to excessive development, the brain would cause fatal damage and become brainless. cannon fodder.

"You humans really don't pay much attention to life. Every process of life growth has its own meaning. Children use play to train the ability of body coordination and action, teenagers use games to cultivate thinking and cooperative spirit, and inherit the knowledge of elders by learning and imitating. Young people start to try to form a team and face the harsh nature, middle-aged people learn family and responsibilities while their strength declines, and old people are weak and weak but gain wisdom.”

"Every age has the most suitable way of living. This is a gift given by nature. People who just stare at the future have no present, and if they don't even have the present, how can there be a future."

Immediately, when I heard this string, I was stunned, it was nothing like what Xiaohong could say.

"What do you do when you look at me like this, what I say is that a giant dragon who is old enough to be your grandmother is nothing to say something philosophical by chance."

"Did Moryl say that?"

"No, she understands this, it's what my dad said."

Well, it turned out to be the legendary unlucky Dragon King, but, looking at Xiaohong's triumphant appearance, is this the legendary handsome for only three seconds

However, what she said did make sense, and I couldn't help but think of the experience of foolishness along the way. The physical body gradually grinds in, grows and absorbs experience, and as the physical body becomes a talent, the strength gradually matures.

"In the long run, I suggest you take it slow, train yourself a little bit, and discover your potential. It's better than pulling the seedlings to help you grow."

"But that's not enough. You can't even hold a sword. At least you need a body that can fight."

"If you just want the appearance of a grown man, you are looking for the wrong person at the beginning. You should look for Margaret. Time and space are her specialties. Adjust the body without affecting the physical development. It should be a small thing."

"Margaret? Who? Oh, the sage who likes to wear blue? Can you introduce me?"

I nodded, my guess should be correct, but inexplicably, just after the voice fell, the face of Xiaohong who had just transformed into a human shape instantly turned white and became ugly.

"What are you kidding! You... you forget her first. Forget it, it's pointless to be angry with you, come with me."

Well, this time, even if you don't want to see Adam, it's not enough. Under the leadership of Xiaohong, we will go all the way. Soon, we will meet at the City Lord's Mansion soon.

"Hahaha, so cute, little brother Roland, you have today too, it's really heart-warming!!"

Well, I knew it was the result. The guy who turned his back and back laughing like Xiaohong just now is my old enemy Adam, who can't even describe it.

"Uncle Bones is so cute!"

Annie's confused eyes were a little dangerous, but judging from the fact that she didn't pounce directly, she was still much better than those female elves.

And the sage in blue also smiled slightly.

"It's just a time to reverse the ring, it's very simple, you can pick it up in a week."

"Thank you so much. I asked for your help for the first time. I'm sorry. I remember this favor, and I will repay you in the future."

I couldn't understand what happened next, even I knew that I would be grateful for asking someone for help, but why did the scene that was in full swing just a second after my words just cooled down instantly.

"Cough, um, you probably haven't returned to the old house yet."

"Well, I'll go back later. This time, it seems that the losses are particularly heavy. I'm afraid it will take three months to spend in it. By the way, have you collected the fragments of Roland's holy sword? I can reshape it."

Yes, when I asked the system to ask for compensation, the system gave extra bonuses for crafting weapons with a few points. Since I can build a magic weapon, the first thing I thought of was my family sword.

"Cough, of course, wait, I'll get it."

When Adam, who was rounding up the field, left, the scene became even more eerily silent, and when Adam appeared here with a bag of fragments, no one wanted to speak.

In the small city master's room, a strange atmosphere pervaded, and everyone became silent. Naturally, on the premise that no one wanted to speak, the reunion eventually became unhappy, and I just said goodbye and left, Just as he walked out the door, there was a whimpering cry behind him.

Now, even I know that I must have done something wrong, so I quickened the pace and went back to the old house quickly to know what I did wrong.

"It seems that I said something wrong just now. Hey, what did this intelligence forget?"

Intelligence is the basic attribute of using magic, but it also represents the logical thinking ability and memory of human beings. It is a part of the soul, but it is also affected by the physical body.

I remember that when I was a lich, my intelligence was 30. Deducting the 2 points bonus from the body of the lich to intelligence, then the base intelligence should be 28, but it is only 27 at the moment, obviously damaged in death and reincarnation. .

How can death not pay a price, the soul of death itself is broken, and the water of the Styx is soaked in the water of the Styx, all of which are killers to steal memory, but I have no fear at all.

"Anyway, it's not the first time. If I forget something, I won't die, and anyway, I don't know what I've forgotten, and I won't regret it. It doesn't matter."

As soon as I stepped into the old house, the extinguished lights came on one by one, and the whole house came alive.

But I didn't stop in the residential area. My destination, from the very beginning, was the basement of the old house, which is why I had to return to Sulphur Mountain City.

There was no light in the long and narrow passage like a medieval tower, and the only echoes were the sound of footsteps.

Just after entering the bottom floor of the basement, the entire underground library suddenly lit up. Under the action of arcane magic, countless books flew in the room, like birds that had just gained life.

"The soul test is correct, welcome back, master, I am the artificial towering 007 of the laboratory and library. I hope you have not forgotten me this time. Then, according to your requirements before leaving, the re-education process will be started. This time , where do you plan to start? My personal suggestion is to start with linguistics, then mathematics, physics, and chemistry. After completing all the basics, start the study of practical subjects. "

Looking around, it was an ocean of books, thousands of bookshelves stood there silently, and under the influence of space magic, this was just the tip of the iceberg.

Some bookshelves are marked with physics, chemistry and other disciplines, and some are marked with comprehensive strategies, mysteries of gods, magic and martial arts, and the most are logs, which belong to my experiment log.

If death is so easy to deal with, there is no need for all living beings to fear death. Even if I use the protection of the system and the special soul of the transmigrator, I can survive the reincarnation, but the loss of memory and knowledge every time I come back from the dead is painful. , and this time the basic attribute was directly dropped, which was the heaviest loss in history.

"The loss is heavy. It seems that too many people died this time, and the essence of the soul has been disintegrated. However, it doesn't matter, the lost intelligence points can be added up, and the knowledge that has been forgotten can be learned, and the memory will be lost... At least You can retrieve some of it from the log."

Yes, this is my library and laboratory, it is the treasure house of all my memories and knowledge, I know that my goals are difficult to achieve, death is inevitable, and the memory of death is a matter of course, but as long as you remember everything Come down, as long as you learn it again and read it again, it is not much different from not losing.

"Taling 007, let's start with my experiment log, um, let's start with the log of this life, the name of the table should be mad lich, check the keyword Margaret, I want to see what happened just now matter."

I have been in the habit of writing experimental journals for hundreds of years. I remember going out every day, from brushing my teeth and washing my mouth to turning off the lights to sleep, from buying newspapers to plotting wars, from trying frivolous cases to formulating laws, no matter the major event. Small things are recorded in the log.

Maybe I will lose my memory because of death, but these countless bookshelves and journals are my supplementary memory bank. As long as it does not happen, no matter how many times, I will come back from scratch.

"1, 2, 3... 5, 7, 8, 9, fortunately, I only forgot two basic numbers and letters, so it shouldn't be very difficult to make up."

I was counting numbers on the Styx, not really being bored, but trying to figure out how much I forgot, and jot down a little more by the way.

Memory is often linked, and human knowledge systems are often tree-like. If language is the foundation of social sciences, then mathematics is the foundation of science and engineering. The loss of this number may seem small, but it actually represents this series of gap.

At this time, I have more important things to remember. Driven by magic, with Margaret as the key word, the experiment log of the mad lich has turned to that page, and that is the beginning of everything. It was our day of adventure together.

"Ah, bad, let's apologize tomorrow. No, since you are a sage, you will be careful and sensitive. A casual and insincere apology will only make things worse. Please read all the logs before apologizing. Hey, It took more than two months last time, this time there are more than 100 years of logs, a total of more than 300 years of logs, when will we see it. Three months? Half a year?"

And right away, I knew I was being overly optimistic.

"Ah, I've died so many times this time, and I can't even read the words I wrote. This square word... Taling, first give me the Chinese enlightenment textbook."

Soon, a large stack of books landed on the desk in front of me.

"At the beginning of human beings, their natures are inherently good. Their natures are similar, but their habits are far apart. If you don't teach, your nature will move. The way of teaching is more precious than expertise..."

In front of the desk, the young child is holding a book bigger than him, and the melodious reading is stirring back and forth between the bookshelves, spreading far and wide...