"Are you Lord Roland, or Lord Sleepless, or Xiao Luoluo, or, or all three?"
In the tent at midnight, the loneliness of a man and a woman is often ambiguous, but with Diana's questioning, the originally ambiguous air was scattered, and the inexplicable depression and powerlessness made me silently lowered. head.
"Sure enough, I knew that the only luck for women in my life was the Peach Blossom Tribulation, and definitely not the Peach Blossom Luck. Occasionally, the person who looks at me with dizzy eyes is either a demon or a bone dragon, or a perverted murderer. This is what I will be like in my life, destined to forever. It's not liked by normal women."
Well, being discovered by her was only an expected thing, and it was always my own fate that made me miserable, not my luck.
However, at most I only thought that I would be found out to be the lich Roland, and the identity of the sleepless person would also be revealed, but I really did not expect it.
I'm sure the cause has been discovered? That silly dragon Xiaohong rolled around with laughter as soon as he saw me that day, and called out my name in the sound of laughter. In the lair, the sound of the giant dragon was not far from thunder. Diana hadn't gone far, and if she wasn't deaf, it would be strange not to notice.
"Then, my lord, what should I call you?"
"Luo Lan and Roland are fine. The pronunciation is the same anyway. However, how did you associate my appearance with Luo Luo and the others?"
Now I really need a reliable assistant. Even if she doesn't look for me, I will look for her sooner or later, but I'm really curious about where the details are.
"Your ring and that kitten."
Well, with a pat on the head, I finally knew that the problem was there. The right hand was Eliza's ring, and the cat transformed from the Queen of the Banshees had appeared in front of Diana. For the legendary knight, It's not difficult to have eyes like torches, she recognized it as a matter of course.
"Okay, you avoided the crowd and came to me tonight, definitely not just to expose my identity. Or, you have a private matter to talk to me in private."
The grey elf, who had been valiant a second ago, suddenly lowered his head and nodded shyly. Hongxia was always in my ear, but I opened my mouth and accidentally smashed the cup on the ground.
"Could it be that spring has really come? Did she see me?"
The dark elf in front of her is a rare conscience of the entire city management brigade. She is the unparalleled integrity and wonderful work of the dark elf. She is extremely famous for her conservativeness and old-fashionedness, and she is even called a dwarf with a dark elf shell. of great prestige and reputation.
However, due to the legendary strength and the status of the city management team leader, as well as the legendary deeds of traveling thousands of miles with the clan, some people have already compared it with the legendary gray elf ranger Drizzt, which has made young suitors all the same. Consciously filthy, I've only been single until now, but now I'm starting to flutter in front of a stranger like me
I pinched my cheek, it really hurts, it shouldn't be a dream.
"The almighty system, I won't despise you anymore, thank you for the 19 points of charm you gave me! The system blesses me, the attribute points that will increase next time are also charms! Haha, it's the last word to rely on your face to eat, a paladin is a face knight, I The era of Roland is finally coming."
Finally, Diana, who was blushing and playing with her fingers, plucked up her courage.
"grown ups!!"
"Well, I'm here!"
"I'm a little ashamed to say things I want to ask you."
"I like things that people can't talk about the most!"
"You won't laugh at me, will you? He is clearly a paladin, yet he would do such a shameless thing."
"No, no, no shame, I like it the most."
"That's great, my lord! I knew I could trust you. Please show me the way when I'm confused! I'm lost in my belief in the Holy Light."
"What!?"
Seemingly finding that what she said was too simple, Diana quickly added a lot.
It turned out that the shameless thing in Diana's mouth was that she, as a paladin, actually found herself unknowingly betrayed her beliefs.
It turned out that she, like most dark elves, believed in the spider queen Rose at the beginning, but she always hated competition and chose the Holy Light as her belief, but the Holy Light regarded the undead and demons as mortal enemies from the very beginning. In that battle, the undead who incarnated heroic spirits were not as evil and disorderly as the teachings said, so she had doubts about her belief in the Holy Light.
The original small cracks have turned into large openings due to my appearance. I am the god of the dead and ascended to the throne of the god of law. Now the incarnation I have dispatched can actually use the holy light. Are the dead not evil? ? Are the God of the Law and the God of Light the same God? What I did, this was to overthrow the foundation of the Holy Light's teachings. The fact of destroying the Three Views directly shook her faith, and I hoped that I would give her some guidance.
It turned out that she regarded me as an incarnation sent by the God of Law, so she remained strangely silent along the way. At this time, she even asked me for faith.
Hearing this, I suddenly felt that my blood pressure suddenly soared, my pupils were congested, and I instantly understood the madness of the orcs. It turned out that this fellow really used me as a priest!
A good ambiguous relationship? Said the beauty attacked at night? What about the dark elf instincts and tricks? Damn, the beautiful woman came to you in the middle of the night to show you the way of faith? I'm not a saint pastor, what are you doing to me! I am a man, a beast! I will transform at midnight!
Well, I know that my little friends can't do anything, but it's always okay to chat and cultivate feelings for the future!
As a senior magician's nameless flame burns in my chest, I secretly make up my mind that since you ask me for advice, I will teach you what gods are and what beliefs are.
"First of all, I'm not the incarnation of the God of Law, I'm a living mortal. In fact, let me tell you the secrets of the gods. First, all the doctrines of the true gods are bullshit..."
I activated the anti-reconnaissance barrier attached to the magic ring, and I, who was clearly one step away from the true god, was revealing the god's secret without any respect.
"True gods are just special existences. They survive and evolve by faith. You can think of them as part of the world. Well, it's not bad to be a parasite in the world system."
So, driven by an inexplicable flame, I tried my best to speak to the poor and unpleasant person.
I believe that when the night is over, the so-called wavering of faith will only become a joke, and I guarantee that she will, like me, regard belief in the true God itself as a ridiculous thing after fully understanding what God is.
"... All in all, the god of order is a pitiful creature mixed with the concept of order, and the god of holy light is a super pitiful creature who doesn't even have himself. Whether it's my avatar, the god of law, the sleepless, or the nameless saint The God of Light is just a divine power server that acts according to certain rules, um, it is a machine similar to Roland II, since it is a rigid machine, as long as it follows their rules, it is difficult to borrow their power."
"The doctrine of the God of Law is determined by me, a mortal. Since he is the embodiment of the concept of justice, even I cannot leave a back door. Even if I lose myself, I can treat all prayers and redemptions from the mortal world fairly and justly. The doctrine of the God of Light was compiled by the people of the Church of the Holy Light. On top of the essence of 'purification', they added a lot of fragmentary concepts. These are probably not understood by the God of Holy Light himself. , why bother with those messed up teachings."
Some words are enough. If the God of Light is the incarnation of the concept of purification, and the God of the law is indeed the incarnation of the concept of justice, then "born equal" that drags both sides to the same level is the most obvious example.
But if the god of the law can leave a back door, and there are special cases, then it is not a god of justice, but sometimes cheating does not need to leave a back door. important back-up.
Of course, these deeper secrets will not be told to Diana, but just these are enough to completely destroy the three views of the legendary Paladin and collapse their beliefs, and what I want is exactly this result.
The future situation I am facing is too severe. In the unaccompanied surface world, I need a helper, a helper who works for me wholeheartedly, a powerful trump card that will grow up again in me, and an helper who truly trusts me.
But it is very puzzling that even the powerful Sulphur Mountain City can play a trump card role and at the same time act freely in human society, but there are basically no.
Needless to say, the undead district and the gang of the Ciro Kingship faction, if they go to the human kingdom on the surface, it is basically equivalent to the dead declaring war on the living, and the same is true for the four kings of the law under me. Physical strength, high elves are too eye-catching in human society. He used to be the consul of the Tour de France, and once he appears, he will cause countless disturbances.
The same is true of other kings of law. Lilith, who is a blood family, needless to say, Kevin is a human, but his business and family are dragging him down, and a golden-level justice knight can't play a final role as an ace.
And the most powerful candidate for assistant, Eliza, who is the hidden king, even if she is still in Brimstone Mountain City, I will definitely not dare to take her.
After all, to find a race with a worse reputation than a demon is basically an impossible task. The demon's physical characteristics are so obvious, and the power of chaos is even more eye-catching, and any paladin will find it.
As for the naked king... Even if I am willing to take it, the Supreme Court of Sulphur Mountain City is willing to let him go, and he will have to put a collar around his neck and disguise him as a tauren slave. After all, most orcs are either enemies in the eyes of surface humans. or slaves.
As for the gang of city management brigade, unless they are willing to endure the deadly moonlight ritual, considering the bad reputation of the dark elves that can be directly burned to death on the surface, they will definitely cause trouble for themselves.
The final result is that there are so many masters under his command, but in order not to be branded as aliens and heretics, no one is suitable to bring them.
After much deliberation, this "simple" legendary paladin of the Grey Elf has become the most suitable candidate. He is trustworthy, hard-working, and has endless potential. Of course, the most important thing is that his temperament is simple and easy to fool, "History "It's more proof of its potential, which is why I say, even if she doesn't come to me, I will go to her.
"It's stupid, strong and eye-catching, what a personal bodyguard."
Well, after the target has been confirmed, an unscrupulous person stepped up to flicker.
In order to attract the other party to join me, I also vaguely revealed my grand plan, which made her struggle in her heart and actions.
In the end, the day was slightly bright, but Diana said that she would go back and think about it for a while, and when she got up and left, her beautiful eyes were bloodshot after she had not slept all night. A dozen orcs were dragged into the alley to spend the night.
But I saw her hesitant, but I nodded with satisfaction. From what I know about her, I guess the result of consideration will most likely satisfy me.
Then, looking at the gradually brightening sky, I also felt a little tired after having not slept all night. I was ready to seize the last hour or two to fall asleep.
But before I could sleep for ten minutes, I was in a daze when I was attacked by a bulldog.
"Bastard! What did you do to the eldest sister!!"
The angry female elf broke into my tent with a sword, and without saying a word, flipped my bed board with one foot.
"… What?"
"Momo has never seen the eldest sister's head so haggard, and she cried all the way while walking. What did you do to the eldest sister? Is it because your skills are too poor and hard? The eldest sister is really pitiful, it's obviously the first time , I just came across a silver-like wax gun tip like you that I don't want to use, and left a sad memory."
What is this! Looking at this messy dress and bloodshot eyes, she might have been listening outside all night, and I was secretly glad that in order to tell the mystery of the gods, I had activated the eavesdropping spell very early.
But then Momo said more and more vigorously.
"I said, men can't just look at their appearance, they can't use them. If I knew this was the result, I should have stopped the eldest sister when she entered your tent, and let Momo teach you a few tricks first. Okay. Although Momo has no experience, but Momo has read a lot of books and communicated a lot with his sisters. Combining theory with practice and on-site drills will definitely give you ￥@#@ and have a perfect beginning. Experience, feel comfortable at home.”
Every time I feel that I have arrears with the cheating system, I look at the words and deeds of those savvy women in the urban management force who should be slapped with mosaics, and I always feel that I am a moral person, a noble person, and a divorced person. A low-spirited person.
Well, I was disturbed by the lack of sleep, and I was naturally very annoyed. Next, of course, the knight duel from the previous day was replayed.
But after this inexplicable battle ended, I went to play a basin of water, but I was surprised to find that everyone looked at me differently.
Looking at the obscene gesture of piercing fingers made by the two flower protectors, as a man, I instantly understood.
Even with the cover of darkness, the armored knight's sneaking skills would never be qualified. She sneaked into my tent with ding ding dong, and she couldn't hide anyone from her, and when everyone saw that Diana was full inside One night, and in the morning, my eyes were bloodshot, and when I came out with a sullen expression, I even jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't wash it.
This time, Corros, who was originally close to me, was far away from me, and she looked at me like she was looking at something dirty. After all, in her eyes, Diana and I had just met this kind of thing, why? Seems like a super dude.
Well, if something happened, I would admit it, but I'm really innocent, but now I say that Diana and I just talked about beliefs and gods for one night, it's a pure relationship between men and women, even I don't believe it myself .
And considering that Corros might be able to play a role in the future plan, I can only chat with her cheeky and try to explain to her, but judging from the watchful eyes, the effect is really not very good, and the next step The scene that happened, made me completely unable to get rid of the relationship.
Not far away, Diana took off the heavy armor, dressed in light single clothes, carrying the holy sword Silver Avenger, and slowly walked towards me with a solemn expression.
That expression full of consciousness, like a saint who is about to walk on the altar and sacrifice herself.
But just as she approached me with a serious face, she suddenly knelt on her knees, slowly raised her arms, and handed me her holy sword.
"My lord, I swear to follow your teachings throughout my life and become your most solid support, your enemies will be the target of my sword, your pleasure is my highest glory, and your proud possession, It will be my lifelong goal.”
Well, I understood in an instant, landing on one knee is the allegiance of the knight to his lord, and he can only kneel on his own elders and the gods in the sky. She is worshipping me as a true god. Prayer for declaring faith and obedience to the true God.
But I understand, others don't.
"Eldest sister! Luo Lan! What kind of magic did you use on the big sister? You actually confuse the big sister. The old lady is fighting with you."
Well, the bulldog instantly turned into a rabid dog. This naked murderous intent, the sword of berserk with wind pressure, is obviously playing for real.
"Ah, I said that those elves and humans are unreasonable. You see, they hooked up in just a few days. Look at any human male who always has a lewd smile, and at first glance, he is not a good person."
Silver Hook Bea, you dare to slander my reputation, I will definitely take revenge! And where is the lewd smile, it's obviously the standard smile of a paladin in the 59th style, a weapon to get donations from ladies, and a secret recipe that I spent a long time practicing in the past.
"My generation has a rookie who is underachiever, congratulations, congratulations." Well, if this is not the praise of the bad dwarf who is full of pornography, gambling and drugs, I will be very happy to accept it.
"Che, a female with a hairless face, what's so good-looking." This is... well, this aesthetically peculiar existence, everyone knows who it is.
"Unfortunate!! Stop chasing, I really just chatted with your eldest sister for one night."
The one who screamed in the end was me who threw the sword in the tent and tried desperately to avoid the rabid dog.
"Hmph, is that possible? Don't do it all night, unless you're impotent, or a child who hasn't developed yet."
"It's too much of a deception, I... I fought with you."
Well, someone was accidentally stepped on the sore spot, and turned back and got into a fight with Momo.