The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 77: ice

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"Renee Qin Lan, fourteen years old, after her father King Kashi Lan died in battle, she has become the only heir of Lan's bloodline, and has won the trust of the people and the military."

The experience of this knight princess is quite similar to ours. In the border conflict a year ago, the orc army raided, and the previous king, Lao Kashi, was outnumbered and killed. The army swept back home.

But in that war, she had no record of appearing in person, so her combat power and occupation are unknown, but whether at home or abroad, she has been compared with the legendary twins Roland and Cavens.

Three hundred years ago, the legendary Paladin Roland grew rapidly during the war. He was bronze at the age of twelve, silver at the age of thirteen, and gold at the age of fourteen. He heard that the God of Holy Light appeared temporarily, and let him break through the legendary realm and kill him. Countless enemy troops, but unfortunately too young, eventually exhausted and died.

Even for the fastest growing human, this growth rate is still unbelievable. At this rate, is it not the rhythm of a 20-year-old demigod, and even because the growth rate is too outrageous, there are private rumors that this injustice is soaring, and finally the Holy Light The god couldn't stand it anymore, so he gave him the power to break through everything.

Even based on this rumor, a bishop proposed to add the title of Saint Roland to be posthumously named Saint Laurent, but this kind of proposal that obviously exposes the black history and slaps the entire Church in the face, naturally cannot pass. of.

Well, the rumors are so mysterious, the real fact is that a certain traveler is crazy to fight monsters and upgrades in the war, thinking that he can finally come back, but still can't do the tragedy of the historical torrent.

And if Roland is a growing genius, Cavins is an incredible genius at the beginning. He is a part-time mage and a warrior at the same time, and both broke through the golden field early. When he was twelve years old, he was already a double legend. In the bloody case, if Roland is the genius of the Sanctuary Church once in 300 years, then Cavens is the genius of the whole Ashe once in a thousand years.

And only I know that, in fact, Cavins has already touched the hurdle to the holy rank. He is not a so-called magic martial artist who broke through at the same time, but after the magic practice became a legend, he was bored and went to practice again. Martial arts, and then go straight to the legend again.

This growth is obviously more inhuman, but if it is inhuman, it can be explained.

In the investigation of later generations, I found out that Cavens is a demon, or even though he is a human being, how can he be a character selected by the Chaos Abyss, how can he be ordinary? It can be said that the demon invasion full of doubts is one of the most important The goal is to return the darling of the abyss to the abyss.

In another accidental adventure, I discovered that there were a lot of shady stories back then.

A certain brain-dead prophet predicted the birth of a prince of the abyss among the twins of the kingdom of the extreme north. In order to avoid such a fate, a group of idiots who thought they were the guardians of the world first passed the high-level pressure test of the church church and forced the royal family to put the prince in the dark. The eldest son was handed over to the Holy Church as a soft hostage, and tried to resist fate by making him a paladin. At the same time, he sent people to assassinate the second son several times, but it became an opportunity for the second son to continue to grow. .

To tell the truth, this prophecy is indeed correct. With the system accompanying me, if I go out to kill and upgrade, I will definitely be more evil than Cavens, and in "history", it is indeed Roland who became the prince of the abyss, so it seems , the statement that both princes may be devil embryos is not wrong.

But I sometimes think that if it weren't for this inexplicable prediction, we wouldn't be forced to do this. Whether the prediction actually predicts the real facts, or whether the prediction creates the facts through its own butterfly effect, I'm afraid, no one can figure it out. However, upon closer inspection, this seems to be an unsolvable problem such as the chicken and the egg, or the egg and the chicken. It is puzzling and meaningless to think about.

But the flies don't bite the seamless eggs, even if there is no incitement by the conspirators, under the general historical trend at that time, under the attraction of interests, the war will eventually be triggered.

Well, let’s get down to business, even if it is the dead prince, even if the history is distorted and not recognized by the mainstream, one is a tragic hero who died for his country, and the other is an anti-hero who sacrificed everything just to avenge the collapse of the country. Even in modern times, the twin princes are still Lanzhi. The pride of the country, this princess can be compared with the legendary twin stars three hundred years ago, which is enough to prove that the people love her now.

But I noticed even more that Princess Renee's dress and hairstyle in the portrait were all imitated by Roland of the past, and even the lady's silver armor was a female version of my thorn armor. That seemingly cheerful smile, It is a derivation of the standard smile of the Paladins.

"If it wasn't for her worshipping heroes from three hundred years ago, then the biggest possibility is that she is deliberately imitating the legendary heroes. If the country's situation is so bad that she needs to create gods as a princess to gather people's hearts, It's not a good sign."

Perhaps, I have been subconsciously avoiding the new owner of the land, so I have always responded to her with a fake or indifferent attitude. Even if I started to collect information from various countries, it did not start with the Principality of Donglan.

But now, when this fact is in front of me, if I avoid it, I will become a tortoise, which is not what I do.

I walked into the bathroom alone, soaked in the bathtub, took off the Time Distortion Ring, carefully adjusted the scale on the ring from 20 to 12, put it on again, and then…

"It's exactly the same."

When the age returned to the beginning of secondary development, the characteristics of gender were not so obvious. The mirror on the wall, which was almost identical to the face on the poster, shattered my last chance.

"Ah, did I really get into trouble when I accidentally drank too much? But no, there were a lot of precepts of the Paladins back then. Before the age of 12, we lived like a monk in Byne, and every day after the age of 12. In war, where is the time to make mistakes.”

What else is more confusing than having a great-great-great-granddaughter inexplicably, and the only gratification is that although they advertise that they are descendants of Roland, it is really unclear whether it is Roland or Cavens. .

After all, being revengeful and purged by the demon army led by Cavins has also created countless deadly enemies and resentment. In that case, even if it is a descendant of Cavins, it will not tell the truth. It is normal to use the banner of Roland.

"You bastard brother, you want me to help you take the blame at this time."

I remembered that the twins looked alike back then, and I was more able to speak, and Cavens was much more popular than me, and there was no messy discipline restraint. At a young age, he would pretend to be tender and disintegrate the defenses of the sisters. Don't Speaking of court maids, there are not a few noble ladies who have been used by him, and they often show off in front of my brother.

And even though I hated my teeth, I still paid attention to my image as a crown prince and a paladin. I pretended to be mature and a gentleman, and I paid attention to my reputation and image. When I finally hung up, I was still a bachelor. Knowing the true and false descendants, I feel that I am a bit taken advantage of.

Well, I admit that it is the envy, jealousy and hatred of the great magician for more than 300 years (folklore, a 30-year-old virgin will naturally become a magician, if it is more than 300 years, should it be the forbidden magician or the great magician? ), but the thought of having a great-great-great-granddaughter who is physically older than me (the exact age is unknown) makes me feel inexplicably older.

"Huh? The door isn't locked? Oh, sorry."

Suddenly, the door opened, and the bulldog walked directly into the bathroom, looked at me calmly in the bath, then turned around and walked out.

Oh no, she didn't go out, she went to lock the door! What the hell is she trying to do! !

"Hehe, I don't think it's right. It's a magic to change the body. Which one is your real age and name, Luo Luo? Luo Lan? I guess it's Luo Luo, otherwise you should have eaten the big sister's head long ago. , I won't be so angry when I mention incompetence and lack of development. Sorry, I accidentally stepped on your pain, Momo will pay attention in the future. "

Although you say it well, what are you going to do? Why take off your clothes? Why come here! Why go into the bath! What's up with that saliva! !

"Just let Momo hug it, just hug it, Momo won't do anything, really!"

You wipe your saliva clean before saying this, and the smirk on the corner of your mouth, I should say that you are the dark elves, what do you mean by your weird and twisted finger movements, and what are you going to do!

"Good, little baby, it's just a pain." The bulldog has completely turned into the incarnation of desire, and the dumbfounded me has been forced into a corner.

"Don't think about it! Dark-skinned elf! Don't touch my man."

"Momo, what the hell are you doing!"

A second before Diana broke the door lock and came in, a flash of light shot out of the ring on her right hand and hit Momo. Under the fury of the demonic marquis, she immediately fell to the ground.

"Sorry, Roland, the emergency rescue program has been activated, and the ring's energy is exhausted. I'm afraid I won't be able to contact you within three days. I really didn't consider the watering of the ring as a start-up procedure. Bathroom PLAY, bathroom peeping, etc. interest."

Well, Eliza, even if you are malicious at this time, I won't find it cute.

"I'm sorry, my lord, I'll talk to her well."

Well, you also rushed in directly, and, can you not look at it so indifferently, even if the boy has not yet developed, he has human rights.

The gray elf who rushed in directly raised his colleague and bowed his head to apologize, but the appearance of covering his mouth and chuckling after taking a peek is really inexplicable.

Well, the two elves left, and the bathroom became calm again, but I silently left the bath. First, I took off Eliza's ring, pressed it under the clothes, and then re-adjusted the time-distortion ring. Then he took out the spare sword beside the clothes and put it by the bathtub before starting the bath again.

Five minutes passed...

"Well, the door is broken? Is there anyone inside? Oh, men's clothes, then, anyway, the bath is big enough, let's soak together, let's wash together, and we can rub each other's backs."

"Brother, your soap has fallen off, I'll pick it up for you."

This time, it is the brother duo who are increasingly unable to look directly, sad wind and Casio.

"I've had enough of perverts! Eat me and slay evil!"

It is a pity that the absolute disparity in strength has made Beifeng successful empty-handed and hand-to-hand.

But it's absolutely right to have the sword ready. It's definitely a mistake to name this team. They are absolutely gentlemen. Is there any normal person

"You say that, are you a normal person? Gentlemen are attracted to each other, right?"

Suddenly, in the bathtub, a wet kitten jumped out, shivered, dried the water, and then Shi Shiran walked in front of me and walked out of the bathroom.

"Heloise! You're here too!"

"Slime needs to rehydrate regularly. I came earlier than you. Really, I am such an adult, and I still compete with a cat. By the way, I am in good shape when I was young, and it is very cute. Do you consider joining me? Although the harem never admits men, if it is so cute, even a boy can make do with it."

"Heloise! Eat my Holy Light Slash!"

The dark night does not mean the end of the day. The "accidents" during the day finally turned into a farce that swept everything. I was tired and wanted to take a bath to recover from the fatigue, but when I remembered that was the beginning of everything, in the end, I was helpless. lying on the bed.

But unexpectedly, Heloise, who had transformed into a cat, jumped into the room from the window sill.

"Hey, it's time to learn. You don't want the news of the Paladins learning elemental magic being spread out. The title of freak should be a little less."

Although it is not reliable and dangerous, but attaching importance to knowledge inheritance and promises is one of the few advantages of Heroes in the past.

Thinking of the promised study of ice magic, I suddenly became interested. In the second life, I did learn ice magic from Heloise, but Heloise was not good at talking at that time. It's hard to say, and they keep saying that I'm stupid and didn't learn well.

But half an hour later...

"It's really breathless to say that you are a pig. Such a stupid apprentice really can't teach, feel the breath of the elements, not for you to drive them, communicate, communicate, not for you to order, to threaten, you are so foolish, don't Speaking of demigods, how did you become a legendary mage?"

"Of course it's cheating with the system."

Well, it's enough to think about it mentally, it's unnecessary to say it, but it seems that even if Heloise taught it seriously, the result is probably similar.

"I really don't know how you taught Eliza. Her ice magic already has its own path, and the potential is infinite, but you yourself are still stuck in the apprentice's understanding."

"Just throw her the spell text and study notes and ask her to ask Margaret if she doesn't understand, that's all."

The cat sighed helplessly, but turned into a human shape in a twist. I upgraded her shape-shifting ability, and the blond girl reappeared, but...

"Pfft, so cute."

Seeing the doll-like three-inch nails in front of me posing as a mentor, I immediately laughed out loud, with obvious revenge.

Heloise sighed helplessly.

"Study or not? If I don't, I'll go to bed. If you earn some energy, will I become so small?"

The strength of the magic pet is linked to the master. Since I am still a weak chicken, obviously, it is still too early for her to completely transform into a human form.

"Elemental magic comes from the ancient gods of elements. The gods of elements and elements have their own temperaments. Each elemental magic has its own properties. Your understanding of ice cold is superficial, and naturally you cannot progress. What is the essence? Why did you choose to study Frost in the first place."

The nature of ice? Isn't it low temperature? What's so hard to understand.

Why did you choose Frost in the first place? It's not because he was born in the Snow Country, he deeply understands the cruelty of the cold winter, and feels that the ice magic has infinite potential.

"Actually, every senior elemental master has his own understanding of elements. I didn't teach you before, I didn't leave it alone, but I hope you can understand it yourself, but it has been at this level for hundreds of years, and you know that with your magic aptitude, You won’t know it will take thousands of years when you realize it, so I’ll just talk about my own understanding.”

With a small gesture, an ultra-small flame eagle soared in the room, and then Heloise pointed, and a white cloud floated over. I thought the flame eagle would explode in a conflict of ice and fire, but it was surprising, But the flame eagle just covered with white, slowing down the flight speed.

This is completely different from the conflict of ice and fire in common sense. Suddenly, I understand a little, why Eliza can control both ice and fire at the same time.

"My personal understanding is that Binghan is not something that exists in reality at all. She is a state and trend that slows down or even stagnates things."

Hearing this, I immediately admired Heloise. Temperature is a kind of energy, and low temperature will reduce the activity of things. These concepts of physics are nothing to a traveler, but a local mage learns from elemental magic. Inferring the essence requires countless theoretical accumulations and experiments, which is enough to prove that Heloise has extremely high attainments in magic and is indeed worthy of the reputation of the omniscient.

"Every ice wizard has a different understanding of the nature of ice, and there is no right or wrong. And your little apprentice specializes in ice modeling. I think she sees ice as a 'still moment', In the end, fellow practitioners of Ice and Fire regarded the flames as a 'moment of movement', a combination of movement and stillness, and the whole world was formed in the mind. Warriors strengthen their bodies to change the world, mages use their own will and ideas to influence the world, don't use Understand magic like a stupid warrior, or you'll be just an apprentice for the rest of your life."

Looking at this solemn three-inch nail, for the first time, I felt that she was indeed a mentor, and nodded silently.

"Is it ice?"

When I closed my eyes and pondered, I remembered the high snow-capped mountains and glaciers in my hometown in winter. Under the cruel natural elimination, the living beings strive to fight for the right to live, and nature chooses the strong ones who are qualified to live in their own way.

"Thanks, teacher, I almost understand."