The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 82: Lan's Revival

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The Oran Empire is an undisputed big country. Their Royal Guard, the White Wolf Royal Guard, is an undisputed Tier 3 elite light cavalry. The silver cavalry regiments of the three legions are unstoppable in their collective charge. Well, it’s not gold here. When the underground world of cannon fodder, at least the small country bordering him is absolutely unstoppable.

Compared with the longevity species, human beings are absolutely inferior in terms of individual combat power, but human beings are a race that relies on tools and foreign objects to win (the White Wolf Royal Guard can only reach the silver rank with equipment and mounts). The so-called big country is Agriculture, industry, alchemy magic, animal husbandry, and talent training are dominant in all aspects, in order to support more powerful units and military forces.

For example, the armor of the White Wolf Guard is Misilor Alloy, not to mention the design of the light cavalry armor. The alloy formula used as raw material is the first-class secret of the Oran Empire. Guns, violent throwing spears, and violent fencing swords are all high-quality alchemy props. As for their horse-riding Luo special war horses, they are super-breed war horses that have been bred by mixed blood for many generations. It is said that this war horse is a carnivore.

This extravagant equipment just made a bronze-ranked knight soar to a silver-ranked combat power (human), and coupled with the absolute advantage in quantity and tactics, it became even more powerful.

Not only the special forces, but the human arms are all dependent on equipment. For example, a former peasant who has only received one year of militia training, if he is given a dragon spear, he is a first-order lower arm pike soldier, and if he has undergone two years of shooting training , assigning it a magic repeating crossbow, it is the first-order median repeating crossbow shooter.

And if after more than five years of rigorous training, with fully armed alchemical heavy armor and alchemical potions that increase strength, you will be a second-order low-rank heavy armor fanatical warrior. , then the third-tier arm Gryphon Knight was born. Of course, this is basically an expensive arm that can only be employed by nobles who can afford the food of the Griffin.

However, due to excessive reliance on foreign objects, its own vulnerability is inevitable. The White Wolf Guard is only a bronze-level infantry after dismounting. At this time, cooperation and organization are required. Human beings are also extremely famous in the art of war. The cooperation of arms to promote strengths and avoid weaknesses is a must for every commander.

The inheritance and innovation of technology and culture, the continuous new arms and equipment, and the growth rate of human beings are absolutely the highest among all races, and they are never afraid of fighting attrition. The fundamental reason for being able to become the hegemon of this world.

For example, elves are indeed strong, and it is common for those who have grown up to be silver, but it takes two hundred years to grow up... enough for humans to give birth to four or five generations, and the only abnormal dark elves among elves are also very fertile, but infighting is also The most intense, but in a ghost place like the underground, if there is no cruel elimination, no matter how many resources are still not enough.

Therefore, in the eyes of other races, human beings have an advantage - being able to give birth, but this advantage is enough.

Indeed, my pseudo-gold may not beat the real gold rank that your elves have bloodline bonuses, but I will not lose if I exchange ten of them for you. Just recover your vitality, your elves will have to wait 200 years before the new generation matures, can you fight

And as long as the population base is enough, peerless geniuses will naturally appear. At least, as far as I know, there will be several old demigods in every top empire.

But the human kingdom is not impeccable. In the future underground invasion, facing the underground coalition army whose absolute strength and war skills are not inferior to their own, the human kingdom also tastes the defect of lacking top combat power.

Therefore, they need to promote new progress, and they once again ushered in a period of rapid development of machinery, alchemy, and magic.

Well, leaving aside the headache of the future, I still have a headache right now.

The tree attracts the wind, and the Oran Empire in history has demonstrated the meaning of the word with practical actions. Whether it is the invading underground coalition or the undead natural disaster, they have not hesitated to regard it as the primary target.

Is it good to enjoy the shade under the big tree? No, according to international rules, at the call of the suzerain, the subordinate countries must go to the battlefield, plus they have to be commanded and deployed by the suzerain, acting as cannon fodder is almost certain, and when I think of the brutal war that will follow, the smaller the country is. The thinner it is, the easier it is to be destroyed, so I will never watch the Principality of Donglan become a vassal of the Oran Empire.

But as I've heard before, if I refuse directly, I'm afraid it will also lead to war. The dilemma is really difficult to choose.

"If it's hard to choose, don't choose, and find a way to turn it into a farce. As long as this subordinate alliance fails and drags on for a few years, the situation will have completely changed. Of course, if I don't retaliate, I can't swallow this breath."

Even so, there is still no way out how to proceed.

Four taels of a thousand jins would also require four taels of strength. Compared with the behemoth of the Oran Empire, I might not even have one tael of strength.

"The new arrival is completely smeared, with insufficient intelligence and contacts, and it is impossible to specify a reliable action plan. But since there are still more than three months before the succession ceremony, let's break into the upper management and collect intelligence first. A goal."

That's why I'm now at the entrance to this filthy sewer.

"It stinks, even if you have to do a task to please the earl, there is no need to take such a task."

The former Queen of Banshees and now Queen Slime covered her nose and complained to me with disgust.

"Look, your kind." I pointed to the smelly sewer culvert, where a quagmire slime was struggling, and its body was full of unpleasant filth.

Glancing at it, he was disgusted enough, and the black cat incarnated by Heloise swooped up.

"I am the Great Banshee King! The omniscient of magical mysteries. Not a dirty slime."

One scratch, two bites, three tail flicks, skilled feline skills, but when used in a small black cat, it is more like an attack than a cuteness, but I did not ignore it as usual, because the current Heroes' tearing The bite attack is indeed quite powerful.

[Freezing air: A silent and deadly cold air that can be attached to the body and the blade, and can also be shot out with the ice magic. The touched person will slow down any action by 1% and receive 1 point of freezing per second. Damage, this ability can be superimposed, if the deceleration effect exceeds 20%, it will suffer from various negative effects such as freezing, rigid thinking, etc. If the deceleration effect exceeds 50%, it may be thought that the hypothermia will die at any time]

In a sense, the magician's pet is his own clone. Ghoul's Touch and Lich's Touch, those spells that can only be released by the magician at close range, can also be released through the magician, but I never thought that this The biggest beneficiary of the passive ability called "Frozen Air" would actually be Heroes.

Incarnated as a cat or a bat, her target is small, her attack frequency is fast, and her sneak attacks are extremely concealed. On the other hand, the low damage of her minions is extremely difficult to attract the attention of the attacked. Death is not far away.

Well, but in front of me who already knew this trick, it was meaningless.

I just stomped, turned, and pinched the cat's biggest weak spot, the nape of the neck, and then swiped it twice to get a dead cat that was turned with gold stars.

"Hmph, fight with me, you're still a little tender."

I smiled triumphantly. Although I haven’t upgraded recently due to the increasingly outrageous experience penalty, and I’m reluctant to throw my precious skill points into some stupid ice system, I’m still on the road against Holy Light and Law. The training of strength has made my combat power skyrocket.

What has grown more rapidly is swordsmanship and hand-to-hand combat skills. This should be the category of warrior specialization. After all, they lack the blessing of supernatural abilities, but for me, learning swordsmanship is like reliving the past. Memories, do not need to be deliberately learned.

This twist and pinch may seem simple, but in fact it contains a wonderful footwork, a kind of swordsmanship profound meaning, the two are combined into one, clean and neat, it is simply handsome, if it is placed outside, it will definitely attract people who know the goods. The admiration and the screams of beautiful women, how can I be so handsome!

"Luo Lan! Can you be more outrageous, when everyone else is fighting, you are actually making fun of the cat!"

Momo's sword was like the wind, and he was chasing a group of rat people who had settled down in the underground, and judging from their redness, they must have attacked passersby before.

Well, although the bulldog looks good and is barely considered a beauty, it is obvious that the aesthetics of the dark elves are not trustworthy.

So, I turned my attention to Chloe.

"My lord, even if you are the executor of my lord's will, such slack behavior will bring shame on my lord. Please fight seriously."

The wild elf Chloe wielded a huge rattan staff that was taller than her. Thunderstorms flickered again and again in the dark underpass, and every flicker was a scream. Due to the lack of firepower in our line and the obvious excess of legal professions, She took out her old line as a Storm Druid as an output.

Thunder summoning can be used underground, although the power is obviously reduced, but it has subverted the common sense of ordinary druids, which is enough to prove her amazing accomplishment and talent in thunderstorm control.

[Koros Eintan, Gender: Corus, Race: Wild Elf, Occupation: Level 60 Druid/Level 12 Storm Druid/Level 20 Judge/Level 3 Storm Judge (Created by Koros Legendary occupation), overall level 95, comprehensive level 83, soul emblem: Stormbringer, comprehensive assessment: legendary priest occupation. Systematic review: Thighs worth relying on, and beautiful legs. As for the gender Kolos, the terrier is too old, so I won't spit it out. By the way, the recent lottery will be added to the male drowning spring, try to draw, remember to please the beauty.]

Although my handwritten letter and Diana's testimony did convince her that I was the angel of the Sleepless, for some reason, she always made very strict demands on me, "This can't be done" "You have to be strict with yourself, Hanging around all day is too detrimental to my Lord's image." It was as if I had lost the face of her gods.

"Hmph, you lose the face of the sleepless all day long, because I used to be very reliable?" Well, polluting the true God that the priest believes in is equivalent to throwing the white gloves of a life-and-death duel. I won't say this in person.

Well, although this one can't be considered a "beautiful", but judging from the glares of other people, I accidentally provoked public anger, so let's do things with my tail tucked.

"Where is that treasure jade?"

This mission is a bit strange. The earl, who is quite powerful, obviously has a lot of strong men, but he has entrusted us outsiders to find his lost family heirloom jade.

"This guiding light is obviously undead magic. It's similar to finding a soul and a corpse. How could it be possible to find a treasure. Hehe, it seems that I have seen the truth of the matter."

After biting my finger hard in revenge, Heloise jumped on my shoulders and sat a little higher, at least to get away from the unpleasant smell of the filth.

I also find it very strange that the earl gave us a guiding light full of magic power, saying that we can find Baoyu by following it, but from my perception, it is obviously the guidance of undead magic flesh and blood, which is to trace flesh and blood through flesh and blood samples. The undead magic of the master or his lost limbs, and the necromancer under the human earl will not spit it out. Could it be that the precious jade we are looking for is a part of someone's body

"Okay, just ahead."

From the battlefield cleaned up by everyone, I walked over with a guiding light, and finally stopped in a cauldron left by the Rat Man.

Judging from the more and more rapid flashing of the indicator light, the treasure we were looking for should be in this pot, so I picked up a long spoon and scooped up a few handfuls of human fingers and ears from the previous handfuls. Look, this is really rat people's offal soup.

But then, I got my target - Baoyu.

"It turns out that Baoyu is an egg"

Well, the bulldog has explained it bluntly. In front of him, it is a part of the male organ, commonly known as the egg, it has been cooked, and it looks like... Well, I'm already disgusting and can't describe it.

"Heh, there's only one truth! That unfortunate earl must have been rambunctious outside, and then he was stabbed by his original partner, and then threw XX into the sewer. Hehe, it's really vicious, I kind of want to meet The countess."

Inexplicably, listening to Heloise's malicious commentary, the malicious eyes made my vest feel a chill.

"No, it's not a knife injury, but a crush injury. Judging from the wound, there should be no perpetrator in this case. It should be that the fat earl accidentally put XX between the toilet lid and the toilet when he went to the toilet, and then he Sit down carefully. There is a crisp click! It fell into the sewer." (There are real cases on the Internet)

"Look, the earl is too fat to move around, and the edge of the metal toilet seat is quite sharp, so once you press it down, it will 'crack' and crack directly..."

Should it be said that she is a professional judge who decides the case? When Chloe said that at the end, she even clapped her hands together, making a squeezing action, and uttered the onomatopoeia of "click, click", but...

"What are you doing with your lower body covered. Is my reasoning wrong?"

"No, everyone just thinks X is involved, it hurts a bit."

Well, there is no doubt that the actions of these men covering their lower bodies are instinctive as men, but this makes people speechless, but it has proved that today is destined to be a farce that makes people physically and mentally tired.

"Why can't I meet some normal people? Even if the team is not reliable, even the client is not reliable?" I asked Qingtian speechlessly, but I was destined to have no answer.

"Do you want to take this back? It's disgusting. Don't touch Momo."

"It should be for the priest to help regenerate, otherwise he won't pay us. Who wants to take it."

Obviously, no one wanted to touch this thing, and just as we were trying to shirk, there was a loud bang, and the entire underground tunnel was shaking.

"Here comes the great army of the Rat People. They have always been a vengeful being."

Green stepped forward silently, but with a rare pride in his tone, the trap he laid alone had already worked.

But a cold sweat broke out on my head. Judging from the rocks that fell from the ceiling, this guy seemed to have used a lot of explosives.

"Green, you are not burying explosives according to the standards of the underground world. This is a man-made sewer, but the rock walls of the underground world are not as strong. How many have you buried..."

Well, no need to ask, with that turn-and-run motion, Green explained what was going to happen next.

"Boom!" The series of explosions of "Boom" and the collapse of the entire underground waterway showed that he not only buried explosives, but also buried too much.

"Damn it! Can't you be normal?"

While trying to escape for my life, I thought of Chloe, who calmly explained the reasoning just now, and this explosive prince, and I regretted the name "Absolute Gentlemen's League" again.

"The gender is Chloe of Chloe, Prince Green who can't see his face all day but plays dynamite mysteriously, Beifeng, um, no need to add a prefix at all, the name Beifeng is the best perverted adjective, and Beifeng is getting better and better Casio (although it seems normal for the time being, but being better than Beifeng is the biggest problem in itself), the dog of Zhengtai control, the dark elves who pursue the way of the Holy Light and the way of the law, some two Only soy sauce gays (two people: we are not gay, we only love Chloe), there is really no normal person, I decided, if I don’t hang up this time, I will go out and find two normal teammates!”

"You forgot to count yourself, crazy old monster."

"Well, thank you for reminding me, old witch who pretends to be tender!"

"I said don't call me that! I bit you, I really bit you."

"You've already bitten, bastard, don't give me a chill!"

"Apologize!"

"no way!"

"Then see the trick!"

"You will add freezing air to slow down, can't I? Look at the trick."

When everyone escaped from the sewer pipe, they were surprised to find that not far from the pipe mouth, one person and one cat were fighting "intensely" while advancing at a turtle speed while dragging each other back, and the entire sewer was already crumbling. , may collapse completely at any time.

"Luo Lan! Stop teasing the cat at this time!"

"I didn't tease the cat!"

"We are fighting!"

Well, before everyone had time to be surprised that the little black cat could speak, the sewer finally collapsed directly, and even when the rock fell, they could still hear the quarrel between the two.

"It's all you old witch! You'll run out of milk tomorrow!"

"Hmph, then you have to see until tomorrow. If I can drag you into the water, my life is worth it! Even if you fall into hell, you will wake up with a smile."

"Boom"

When countless falling rocks fell and the eyes were completely reduced to ruins, everyone was shocked. Who the hell is this person who could risk his life to fight a cat

"Oh, almost died!"

"Don't worry, the scourge will live for thousands of years. With your scourge ability, it will be the end of the world, and you won't die. Look at my cat!"

Well, it's too early to say this, and a human head stuck out from the ruins. At this time, he was stuck, but he was still fighting with his own cat with his teeth, beating and mocking each other.

But obviously, now that he was stuck, he couldn't beat the cat. Seeing scratches all over his face, he actually began to surrender to the cat and beg for mercy without hesitation.

"Three times the milk tomorrow."

"Milk bath. I want the highest grade! I want a tub."

"make a deal!"

Well, looking at one person and one cat who quickly reached an agreement, I didn't mention the expressions of others who dug up their captain, and thought in my heart whether they wanted to leave the group as soon as possible before they were dragged to death by this living treasure, but soon , They unexpectedly discovered that Captain Luo Lan was still holding that disgusting spoon in his hand.

"You're not going to collect the reward, right? Once you've cooked it, you've been pressed again. You're all burnt out, so it's better to lose it."

"Yeah, if you send something like this, even the golden-level priest may not be able to save it. Be careful that the earl becomes angry with shame."

But I shook my head. I had already figured out why the count would entrust me with a mercenary group from outside the country.

"Diana and Chloe went to hand in the task with me. Someone in this guy also entrusted us. He made it clear that he planned to use it and discard it, and then killed him. Just when he turned his face, we took him down and used this If the thing is a threat, you can successfully control the earl and take over the personal connections of the earl's palace."

"You said yes, but if you touch me with this spoon, I will fight you!"

Facing Heloise's complaint, I didn't reply. At this moment, I was shocked by the system prompt in my eyes.

"Congratulations to the host for successfully activating the epic quest: The Revival of Lan!"

A few minutes ago, Kelly and Renee were shocked by the fact that they had just opened a thick envelope.

"A complete set of equipment plans for the Aurora Knights? Set plans for the Avalanche Defenders of the Royal Heavy Infantry Regiment? The training method of the Asmu Hound Trainers..."

In bits and pieces, there are more than 30 types of training methods and equipment designs for powerful arms and occupations that have been lost. These are the pride of the bloodline of the powerful country of war in the past, but unfortunately, they are in Defende. During the battle, it was destroyed along with the capital.

"Is this a legacy from the past? Was it preserved by someone from Donglan who fled to Oran?"

"No, these are absolutely secrets, and the people who knew it back then definitely didn't exceed single digits, and, look at the design of this armor, we have this one, but this one is slightly different... Incredible! With such a change, the defense The ability has increased by at least 20%, and it is actually an improvement! Who can take such a perfect design a step further. The handwriting on the design drawing is not dry, it should have been written not long ago. "

[Small gift, please accept it with a smile, and will come to visit in the near future - Luo Lan]

"Who is Luo Lan?"

"No matter who he is, the Principality of Donglan has been saved! As long as we bring these back and give us another ten years, we will rise again and become a new northern power!"

Not to mention the two ecstatic women, at the same time, I have a headache for this epic quest that was suddenly activated. I really didn't expect it, just on a whim, it caused me a super big trouble.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host, you successfully activated the epic quest: Restoration of Arashi.]

[Task requirements: Solve the crisis of the annexation and subordination of the Principality of Donglan, and let the country of the winter wolf in the extreme north return again - in front of the real king of the winter wolf, Dasos is nothing.]

[Quest reward: Roland's holy sword upgraded to an artifact, clues to the divine artifact Crown of Thorns - I know you really want to find this sacred artifact.]

[Punishment for mission failure: Niang Hua, I am serious, very serious. This time, even if the country can't keep it, it's better to be a girl.]

"Headache, where did that kid Cavans throw away the crown of thorns, and he didn't say a word. He asked my brother to find it."

Although I am complaining, I am afraid that the smile on the corner of my mouth cannot hide from anyone.

"This time, it will never fail."