The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 838: Bastard siblings

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It was an apartment building with no features. Outside the door number 402, the doorbell was ringing constantly, but the "brother" who was watching the house pretended not to hear it.

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong."

Finally, annoyed by the doorbell, my brother, who was lying on the sofa reading a book, took action.

"Kawenshi, go open the door."

"... If you call this name again, believe it or not, I will bite you to death."

"Okay, Jiang Shiyun, go open the door."

"... I fought with you!"

The angry little sister opened the gamepad underground, opened her mouth to reveal her tiger teeth, and rushed over like this... and was instantly suppressed by her twin brother.

The difference in physical strength between the ten-year-old mixed-race children is not obvious. One side is wearing a skirt and the other is wearing shorts that are easy to move.

"Idiot, don't bother me with my reading. You don't like the name your mother gave you, and you don't like the name your father gave you. What do you want to be called? Say it, how would I know if you don't say it! Sister, what do you want to be called? , can you just tell me no?"

"...I don't think she can say anything until you take your foot out of her mouth."

The girl's voice behind him made Roland a little embarrassed. After all, it was a bit indecent to show his girlfriend that he was pulling his ponytail while shoving his big toe into his sister's mouth.

"… Heloise? How did you get in."

"Seeing that no one opened the door for a long time, I knew you were working again, so I started working with the spare key, Roland, don't tease Cavens, be careful that she will drag you to death again."

"Hmph, just this dead house? The combat power is less than half a goose!"

But Roland still listened to his girlfriend's words obediently, and let go of Kawenshi who couldn't stop struggling.

"Ah, my angelic female knight is dead again, these tribal pigs! Only sneak attacks, my mother fought with them."

As soon as she released, Kawenshi didn't bother to find her brother, but instead rushed to her game console with tears in her eyes.

This is how online games are, and it's easy for a character to have an accident just by leaving.

Yes, I read that right. Cavens, who likes excitement and adventure, became fascinated with games at an unbelievable speed after becoming an earthling and became a veritable otaku.

"... Hmph, just this lucky e? Do you still want to drag me to the end?"

Although he was reincarnated with a mission after serving his sentence, the world still doesn't like this former abyss prince, and now Kawenshi has also brought the skill of a spearman - lucky e.

And once you leave the house, this lucky e can continue to decrease. It's nothing to be smashed by a vase when you go out, and Kawenshi can be smashed by a meteorite when you go out.

But after further occupancy, this became the reason why she was reluctant to go out.

"... I'm not talking about perishing together in the conventional sense. You are not afraid that she will lead you into her room in the middle of the night like last time, and then scream loudly, saying that you are a beast with a strong heart and a sister."

In an instant, Roland was speechless. The last time was so turbulent that he was caught and was almost sent to the juvenile detention center by his angry parents.

later? Then it got even more embarrassing.

"Roland is strong on Kawen's poems... Pfft, let me smile first, you two, you must have been fooled, let alone the bad relationship between your two siblings, Roland, it should not be puberty yet. Ten of the mixed-race wood spirits At the age of three, it should still be naked..."

Godmother Amyra's guarantee, and the subsequent verification (removing his pants), although Roland was cleared of suspicion, it also became a shame in his life, and even the bastard sister in front of him shouted "No. hairy." That's just too miserable.

Thinking of the past, old and new hatreds surfaced, and Roland felt a heartbeat and touched the socket lightly.

"Z!"

"Power outage? Oh! No! The boss is only 5% down, and the mt is offline and the group is destroyed. My dkp! My dragon-slaying sword!"

Someone's scream, at this time, is so sweet.

Roland smiled smugly, smugly, and then Kawenshi found the socket that had been pulled up, and as expected, he got into a ball with him.

"... I said the same death, not this, in fact, you can search the f station, 'my brother can't be such a ghost'."

Heloise's words made Roland jump up abruptly, just hearing the name, it was very wrong.

Kicked away Kawenshi, turned on the computer, searched the most popular anime zhaixiang website, and almost spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Xiao Wenwen, the queen of house dance, announces the secret family history, "My dear brother is a ghost""

"My twin brother, although she is a ghost, I still love her very much (save 3000 words)..."

"Yes, she, because she likes to wear women's clothes, and likes me to call her sister. At home, when my parents are not around, I always call her sister Taozi (saving five thousand words and making it up)..."

"That night, she was wearing women's clothes, holding a leather whip, and broke in. There was no one at home.

"... He had a falling out with his parents, saying that his sister was too cute, and 'Deutsche Orthopaedic' couldn't stop him... That night, she rushed in again, but the parents pretended not to see it, and they recognized him... "

"... I had it, but she didn't want to recognize it. She changed her mind and got closer and closer to a bald, middle-aged, fat male teacher. I felt like she wanted to kill me. His name, address, photo will be released…”

Silently shutting down the website, Roland looked at the corner, where a timid girl really planned to sneak back to her room.

"Cavans! I fought with you!"

This time, after forming a ball, Roland didn't keep his hands, and rode on his sister, pulling his twin ponytails and pulling desperately.

"Don't pull, bald, bald, really bald!"

Seeing her boyfriend fighting with his sister again, Heloise sighed helplessly. Although she was reincarnated as his neighbor and seemed to be the final victor, when will this wood spirit hybrid be an adult? Even if there is a meeting, there are several pairs of eyes staring at it. In the end, that day can really end this farce.

"Ding dong."

"Ding dong."

The doorbell rang again, but how could the brothers and sisters who were still fighting understand it? Finally, the helpless Heloise went to open the door, and was stunned.

"What's wrong?"

The strange movement without a sound outside the door made Roland a little strange. Just when he approached the door, he was also frightened.

Outside the door, an innocent black-clothed missionary was looking at this strange child. Why didn't he move when he saw him, but he, a professional teaching staff, quickly put on a harmonious smile.

"Children, do you know that true love is boundless, Beifeng Shenjiao?"