The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 86: deceased

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When a certain "princess" is performing arrogantly, the real princess just trembled in anger.

When she woke up, she found herself stripped clean like a little white sheep, wrapped in only a cloak and thrown on the stand, if it wasn't for the two grey elves on the left and the right controlling her, if it wasn't for worry Once the commotion gets out of hand, I'm afraid she will start rioting early.

The fake princess was more capable of overpowering the audience than the real princess, which made her very frustrated, but the subsequent incarnation of the angel shocked her beyond belief.

Humans are a very xenophobic race, but there is a bloodline that is not only not excluded, but also repeatedly admired.

"Angel."

The first generation of the order's people, the messengers of God, the eldest son of God who participated in the creation of the human race, has broken away from the race of the mortal gods.

On the frescoes of the church and in the sacred hymns, there is no shortage of praise for this race. No matter in the epic and the novel, the angels are holy and pure. Their existence itself is the will of the gods. Where the blade points is the natural enemy of order.

Perhaps, it is impossible for the existing angels to appear in the mortal world at all, which is why humans who believe in the gods of order respect them so much. After all, for a real king, the farther away the divine authority is, the better.

At that moment, Renee realized what the fake princess was doing and secretly applauded.

"Could she really help me? It's just the bloodline ability of this angel's incarnation, the royal family of Lan will not be underestimated, even if it is a fox and a tiger. Rising hope."

And when she saw the sword slashing Carter, Renee even threw her fists and applauded, not to mention that she was already disgusted by the gorilla, the grudges these days had made her have no good feelings for this country.

But then, Dasos's sudden marriage proposal completely frightened her.

The marriage of the two kings? Just thinking about it is unbelievable, no matter if the man is for the bloodline power or for the complete annexation of the Principality of Donglan, while showing his ambition, he also shows his sincerity. Undoubtedly, this is a very important diplomatic choice.

At that moment, Renee really hesitated. If she sacrificed herself to accept this proposal, perhaps her duchy would have some time to breathe, but then she thought that when the two sides of the merger were too far apart, then it was just another annexation. According to this theory, if the current Principality of Donglan is merged with the Oran Empire, it can only be annexed into one of the provinces.

"Rejection, we must refuse, but direct rejection will not only hurt Dasos' face, but also bring shame to the entire Oran Empire. If it doesn't work, it will directly trigger a war. What should we do?"

Obviously, this was an unprepared emergency, but with the coercion and bargaining power of the entire empire, Dasos never thought he would be rejected.

However, the desperate situation in the eyes of the real Renee is a piece of cake in the eyes of the fake Renee.

"Sorry, you're a man, but I like women."

Dasos was full of confident marriage proposal results, but was rejected face to face mercilessly. He wanted to take the opportunity to get angry and didn't know how to do it. In the end, it could only be a farce and a pre-dinner talk.

The object of his marriage proposal is a special lover who likes the same sex. Such rejection is probably the most helpless, but it is also the most sufficient reason for rejection - how to fall in love with different genders.

Renee secretly rejoiced that she and the Principality of Donglan had just escaped, but she also immediately realized her new troubles. At the same time as she was saved, she seemed to have been trapped by that fake Renee. Can't get out.

"Wait a minute, I actually used my face to make such a declaration in public. After that, I can't wash it off. I don't need to think about getting married in my life?"

Well, the headlines of tomorrow's major newspapers have already confirmed that "the emperor's marriage proposal is blocked, Princess Renee reveals her sexuality", "the secret history of the emperor's rival Svena", "a love triangle that crosses borders and gender", no doubt, these must be The hottest topic recently.

As for Renee herself

Under the witness of the God of Light, the authenticity of her true love oath as a paladin cannot be questioned, and soon, with the spread of intelligence and gossip, Her Royal Highness Princess Renee herself loves beautiful women and not the country. Special preferences, will spread all over the world.

And this is bound to become a typical example of a fake drama. If it is confirmed that she is normal in the future, I am afraid that this incident of deceiving Emperor Oran in public will inevitably rise to an insult to the entire Oran Empire, and the consequences will be unimaginable. Then, in the future, Lei Not only can Ni be unable to explain, but she has to work hard to pretend to be an abnormal woman, or even have three wives and six concubines.

"Damn! I'm going to kill you!! How can I meet anyone?"

Well, if Diana hadn't held her down, Renee, who only had light underwear inside, would have rushed into the ring without hesitation and risked disappearing.

And when this tragedy was completely turned into a farce, more than two hours later, when the tabloids and big newspapers couldn't wait to spread the news about what happened in the Royal Arena, the true and false princess returned to the temporary embassy and sat down Together.

"Roland, you are Roland! You are not dead."

"Long time no see, Miss Kelly."

Due to the wonderful performance of Her Royal Highness the Princess, the unknown Principality of Donglan suddenly became a hot topic. The temporary embassy, which was originally cluttered, was immediately crowded with visitors, but unfortunately the door was locked and there was no intention of receiving it at all.

In the reception room on the second floor, it was very noisy.

"Bastard, I fought with you. How dare you frame me!"

In front of the unstoppable girl who was angry, I, who had recovered to the appearance of Luo Lan, slowly drank the iced bitter tea. This is a specialty of my hometown.

"Then can you find a better way? Not to save the face of the Oran Empire, but also to refuse. You should thank me, otherwise you will be in big trouble now."

Renee is not an unreasonable person. I told the truth. Immediately, Renee fell silent. She kept thinking about it, but let alone a better way, she couldn't even think of this way.

"Who are you? Roland wouldn't call me that."

After the initial joy, when she heard my name, Kelly's expression became a little hesitant.

"The world is bigger than me. Roland will never call anyone a sister or a brother. He..."

In the diary, Kelly was the closest people to me in the past. Sure enough, I couldn't hide it as expected, but I didn't expect it to be leaked as soon as I opened her mouth? Well, let's try the second title on the log, yes, and a little secret about the wood elves.

"Well, little Kelly. The star-shaped birthmark on the back of your neck and the mole under your right breast and left hip are still there."

Hearing this, Kelly immediately folded her arms and blushed, glaring at me with a stare to protect herself from a pervert, while Diana, who was with me, also looked at me in astonishment.

"I did forget a lot of things, but short-lived species can pass the limit of their lifespan, so this kind of effort is a matter of course."

Calebrian shook her head, even though she intuitively told that the person in front of her was indeed Roland, she still couldn't be sure.

The stakes are very important, and there is no need to be too careful. If she gets what Roland left behind, she might know it, but she has a better way to test it.

The short knife wrapped around the double dragon was placed in front of him, which was the "Lamp of Life" linked to the soul.

As soon as I got closer, the small white beads radiated dazzling light, proving that this was the lamp of my life.

"Sure enough, you little pervert! How on earth did you make it go off and on, and on and off!"

Before I could react, Kelly hugged me, her excited face making people wonder if she was the calm wood elf just now.

"Oh, it's very simple, live and die, live and die."

Hearing this, Kelly was stunned, dead and then alive, alive and then dead? It is easy to say, but if you have a little understanding of the world and the soul, you will know that this is absolutely impossible.

"Okay, it's a rare reunion, let's not mention these boring things. By the way, is the black and white of this lamp of life a sign that the soul is biased towards the order side and the chaos side? It seems that Cavens is really black this time. ."

Indeed, there is nothing more inclined to Chaos than the demon incarnated by Chaos, but what is surprising is that Kelly shook her head.

"More than 130 years ago, your Soul Orb was darker than his. Can you say, are you it? That nightmare that represents the night."

There was trembling in the wood elf's questioning. Even though the news that Lord Yongye was Roland had spread among the high-level officials of various countries, as the enlightenment teacher of Gemini, she had always been reluctant to believe that Roland, who was originally kind and sunny, would go where he would go. step.

"Well, it's me. Back then, it was not as easy to find out that the destruction of the Land of Lan was as simple as it seemed, so I simply cleaned up all the suspects and accomplices. Heh, it seemed that I went too far."

"what… "

"Sister Kelly!! What did you do! Why did Sister Kelly faint."

Well, the worst nightmare turned into reality. Without saying a word, Kelly fell to the ground with mixed feelings, anger and resentment.

But she fainted, but left the remaining three people in the room, with only big eyes and small eyes, I lost the relevant memory, I can only know from the log that Kelly loved the past, but I can't understand this excessive reflection.

And after Renee's first aid, Kelly just woke up, but suddenly hugged me and whimpered in a low voice.

"Uuuu, it's because Sister Kelly is useless, that makes you and Cavens suffer too much."

Those who valued have fallen into darkness, the prince of sunshine has become the devil, and the strong self-blame makes Caylebrian cry.

Tears wet my back. This familiar and unfamiliar touch makes people unable to move. This feeling of being cared for by the younger generation and being cared for by the elders is the first time I have encountered it. It makes people uncomfortable and wants to hurry up. escape.

"It seems that I am looking for something that can help restore my memory."

It's obvious that others are crying in a mess, but I don't feel it. For the first time, I felt that journals can't replace memory. Once something is lost, it is difficult to restore it again.

Well, it took a lot of effort to persuade Kelly, who had been constantly blaming herself and crying into tears, to turn the topic back to the point.

"…will you come back?"

asked the trembling Kelly, but I shook my head.

What are you going to do when I go back? My subjects are still in the Sulphur Mountain City. The current Donglan Principality is no longer the original country of Lan. Besides, what kind of system will the abdicated monarch take the throne again? My goal also makes it impossible for me to be limited to one. country.

"However, I will help the Land of Lan to rise again. Those materials have already shown part of my sincerity, and the next highlight will start with this sword."

[Roland holy sword, sub-artifact]

[Attack power: 22—44+11] (+11 is regarded as a level +11 sub-artifact by itself, even if the weapon’s lower limit damage is used, 11 points of silver flame enchantment damage that cannot be reduced must be added)

[Never Broken: Even in the face of a divine weapon, this holy sword will not be broken.]

[The Kingship of Lan: The Roland Sacred Sword is the symbol of the royal power of the Lanzhi family. Only with the approval of the king can this sacred sword be used. And with the re-emergence of the Land of Lan, it is trying to evolve stronger. But at the same time, this arrogant holy sword can only be used by knights who are extremely trusted by the king of the Land of Arashi.]

[Wind of the King: The holder's strength +2, agility +2, physical strength +2, charm +6, in the country formed by the blood of the Arashi, the prestige is calculated from the respect.]

[There is a string of yellow characters on the body of the sword: Roland's holy sword is the saber of the legendary paladin prince Roland. Only his descendants and heirs of will can obtain the approval of this holy sword. (Condition of use: Bloodline of Arashi)]

The silver holy sword radiated dazzling brilliance, but I was secretly weeping. I should have known that the system was not at ease. From the beginning, it was not something I could use.

To become a knight of royal allegiance? Then the canonization ceremony and fiefs are required. The current Donglan Principality cannot do it at all. Even if it does, I am not willing to become a knight who owes allegiance to someone, even if the object of allegiance is likely to be my own descendant.

And even if I can use it, in my hands, this is just a magic weapon at most. Although such a thing is rare, I can still find it again. With the guidance of "history", I don't think it should be too difficult.

But if this generation's crown prince, knight and princess retrieve the Roland holy sword, which is the symbol of royal power, it is simply destiny. In this era of intertwined royal power and divine power, the recovery of the lost royal power will greatly increase the cohesion of the whole country. , those remnants lost due to the war will also consider returning to their homeland.

At the very least, Renee's reputation will skyrocket when she finds Roland's holy sword, and she can even try to merge with the other two small kingdoms established by the remnants of the country of Lan. There is hope for the country's re-emergence.

"Roland holy sword! Is this the legendary Roland holy sword?"

The cheering Renee had just touched the holy sword, but she was directly thrown away, but judging from the fact that she was not burned by the holy flame, she was indeed fully qualified for use, but she was still too weak for the holy sword to admit it. arrive.

However, looking at this persevering princess, I am also thinking of ways to make her stronger.

"Why is Renee so weak? No one taught it?"

"Renei's swordsmanship talent is okay, but it's only okay. Many trivial matters are pressing on her, so there is time for her to slowly practice swordsmanship. She has no divine talent, and the path of paladin and priest is equal to cut off. Although She's very smart, but she doesn't have a lot of time required for the road to become a mage, so it's almost the same as practicing swordsmanship at most. Don't use you and Cavens as a standard comparison, the royal family of Lan has only two of you for thousands of years. This is unfair to other royal children."

I nodded, I almost knew what to do.

"I have a new professional justice knight here. Although he is a knight of the god of law, he does not need to be completely loyal to the church like a paladin, nor does he need the willpower attribute required by divine arts. He needs What is needed is intelligence, what is needed is an understanding and analysis of the law…”

"Perhaps, the Principality of Donglan can get in touch with the Church of the God of Law. If it can be used as the state religion, many things will be different..."

"By the way, as well as the training of Aurora Knights, we must start now, and it will be too late when winter comes..."

It didn't take long to talk about the business. After all, it was only me who said, and they listened, and it was not a matter of time before they finally made up their minds, but there was a private matter that I really wanted to ask.

"By the way, Kelly, Renee and whose descendants are they. Is it mine or Cavins'."

The ugly daughter-in-law always has to see her in-laws, and she is full of ups and downs. This doubt is not a thing in my heart. I finally asked it out.

"You don't know it yourself?"

Well, Kelly's surprise is of course, but I can only helplessly shook my head and pointed to my head, indicating that I couldn't remember it.

Suddenly, Kelly showed a heartbroken expression, then bowed her head, and cried angrily.

"It's enough for you to forget me! You forgot our child!"

"Our children!", "Our children!", and "Our children!" The five words echoed in my mind and room at the same time.

"Crack!", "Crack!" Diana's cups and I both fell directly to the ground, and our grown mouths couldn't close.

"Bangdang." It was Renee who threw the sword on the ground. She also stared dumbfoundedly at the elder sister who raised her. Could it be that her ancestors are her children, should she call her grandma

"Just kidding!!"

I am completely overwhelmed. The most terrible thing about losing my memory is that I don't know what I have forgotten. Could it be that I forgot my wife and children unknowingly

"Well, just kidding. I'm not married yet."

Kelly stuck out her tongue and made a face. Even though she was 700 years old, she could only be regarded as a young woman among the long-lived wood elves, and the wood elves were famous for their sensual optimism.

"Crack!" This time even the plate holding the cup fell.

I slumped on the chair clutching my chest, this sudden shock is really not good for my heart.

I kind of know why the records about Kelly in the journal are so contradictory:

"Although she is gentle like her sister and mother, she is too fond of jokes. Sometimes those are deadly. Don't give her a chance, or you will regret it, absolutely!" I also marked this record with an asterisk. .

"I almost believed it. Don't joke about this kind of thing!" Well, I admit that I completely believed it.

"Actually, I don't know. At that time, the war was raging, so I went directly back to the Melody Forest. When I met again, the people of the year were completely unrecognizable, but they should be descendants of you or Cavens, but, anyway, they are all The descendants of Lan, hundreds of years have passed, and the bloodline is naturally thin, does it make a difference?"

The difference is big! It is related to whether I am a veteran magician of more than 300 years!

Well, to say that is simply self-deprecating, and it is to expose that I have not made progress in my love life in the past 300 years, and I am not that stupid.

"It should be Cavens, after all, that kid is bigger than you..."

Without further ado, I know Cavens is more popular than I am, but please don't put salt in the wound.

But then, the familiar body fragrance approached again, and Sister Kelly hugged me again.

"If the good memories are gone, it's good to recreate it. Kelly, I like the cute little Roland the most..."

I was hugged three times just after the reunion, and at the same time, I also understood the meaning of the note next to it, "Be careful of being used as a hug pillow".

"Sister Kelly, I'm not a child anymore."

Excessive enthusiasm, although I am a little moved, but more is at a loss, after all, half of the beauties I have come into contact with before are yelling at me, and the other half are hiding a knife with a smile at me, so with kindness. It's unprecedented for a beautiful woman to fall into her arms, but I don't know how to deal with it.

Suddenly, Kelly in her arms gave a wicked smile, leaned closer, stuck out the tip of her tongue, and licked my ear slightly.

I felt the soft touch on the tip of my ear, and in an instant, I felt a shudder all over my body, and then I got dizzy and quickly backed away.

"You… what did you do."

Even if I don't look in the mirror, I know that I must be blushing enough, this time, I'm completely exposed.

"It's exactly the same as the reaction in the past, and he said that he is not a child. After so many years, it seems that little Roland's emotional life is still blank. I have also seen the time-distorting ring of the sage. Our wood elves are the most sensitive to natural life. Elf, detecting the age of ancient trees through contact is our most basic racial talent. Judging from the taste just now, your real age is far from your appearance. Do you need me to guess your current physical age?"

I put my hands together and raised my hands to surrender. In the past, I was the only one who cheated people. Today, I have completely encountered someone who can completely cheat me. Is this the experience of the elderly, but it was obviously easy when I cheated on the Banshee King.

"Hmph, don't underestimate people. I watched you grow up, and your tricks are useless to me."

It seems that it is not only the age and experience gap, but also her understanding of me and her, while my understanding of her is limited to materials and books.

Suddenly, seemingly dissatisfied with my defensive gaze, she hugged me again.

As I watched the woman who liked to grab people with a wary look, a whimper came from behind my ears, and Kelly sobbed sobbing on my shoulder.

"That's too much, stinky Lanlan, you actually forgot about me. I've been thinking about you, worrying about you, and I'm only talking about business affairs with me, and I don't even know how to care and greet others. Let me hug, just, uh Woohoo, bastard Lanlan."

Feeling the crying behind me, I can no longer move at all, my five senses are intertwined, and I have all five tastes, but I really don't know what to do.

I am now sure that the woman who is also a teacher and a mother is definitely the nemesis of my destiny. I would rather singled out the evil dragon than guess what she is going to do in the next second. In the end, I can only helplessly let her do whatever she wants. A hug, at least ten minutes.

"Little Roland has also reached the age of becoming an adult. If it's Roland, it's ok."

Even if they finally let go, the casual ambiguous joke still makes people wonder if it is true or false.

But looking at the green-haired elf whose eyes were swollen from crying, but still smiling from the bottom of my heart, I felt that my efforts had one more reason.

Ten minutes later, a fire suddenly attacked the temporary embassy of the Principality of Donglan, which seemed to be the work of radicals who were dissatisfied with the princess knight's rejection of Dasos' proposal. Twenty minutes later, a small group of royal knights of Donglan were escorting them. Down, the princess and her court teacher found a new home - a three-story bungalow cottage.

"Welcome to the residence of the Absolute Gentlemen Alliance of the mercenary group, we will provide the most reliable security and the most considerate room service."