"Is this the holy relic you're talking about?"
Before dawn, someone's great-great-great-granddaughter (?) kicked someone out of bed.
"You rebel, what are you making a fuss about before dawn?"
For some reason last night, I didn't sleep for a long time last night, and now I was woken up just after being confused, and I was immediately furious.
"This is the holy relic you gave? See for yourself!"
Holy relic? It sounds very high-end and atmospheric, but it is actually a special strange object infused with divine power, such as a cup filled with divine blood, a wooden gun that pierced the heart of a certain god, a shroud used by a certain god, and if it is a holy relic of a true god , is often the item that the true god used before he ascended to the gods. If you let its believers touch it, it can deepen the connection with the true god and quickly increase the power of the gods. It is a rare treasure in every church.
And I naturally have a lot of sacred relics of the God of Law here. After systematic identification, most of the usable ones were left in Sulphur Mountain City for confession and worship, but a few were taken with me. Now Renee is serving as a justice knight. I threw one away for her, and complained early in the morning.
"Isn't this very good? Holy pillow, Pikachu pattern, very cute. Ah, you don't know this famous electric mouse, let me tell you, this is a cartoon pattern I designed, you see , with red cheeks and a yellow body, isn't it cute..."
"Who cares about the electric mice in your house! Saliva, saliva! Your saliva is behind the sacred relics in your house. It's disgusting to see your face in the middle of the night when you sleep!"
[The pillow of the sleepless: a holy relic, due to the long-term use of the sleepless, this pillow is contaminated with his breath, touching it during sleep can deepen the connection with the true god sleepless, and improve the speed of the practice of the power of the law]
He took the holy pillow and turned it over. There was really saliva on the back. After hesitating for a second, he turned his back down and went straight to sleep regardless.
"Hmph, you don't need me to use it. I haven't slept well for half the night without this pillow."
Yes, the reason for insomnia is not because someone has waited half the night for a night attack that never came, but because of the loss of the usual pillow.
"Hey, get up! It's time for morning exercise, what other holy relics do you have?"
"The holy relic you used because of the true god is Chinese cabbage, but I really have a few here. You definitely won't want the holy red scarf, do you want the holy toothbrush?"
"don't want!"
"Holy clothes, hey, don't be too happy, I know you're thinking crooked, it's not those armored ones from the Western Regions, or the abbreviation of Holy Yukata. Pink ones."
"Brother Roland, after all, you are also a legendary hero. I grew up listening to your heroic stories. Can I be more reliable. Am I a girl wearing a men's bathrobe and walking around decently?"
"Okay, I have a holy relic here, and the connection with the sleepless is guaranteed to be the crown of the holy relics, and wearing him is neither redundant nor eye-catching, it is absolutely easy to use."
"Why didn't you take it out earlier? It's so good? There?"
"Take it yourself."
So, I lifted the quilt and continued to sleep soundly.
"Where is it? Brother Roland, can you tell me?" When she asks for help, she tends to be low-pitched and arrogant at ordinary times. This princess' temperament is really easy to master, but she obviously lacks training.
"That's not it. Holy underwear, take it yourself, you can wear it inside, is it neither superfluous nor eye-catching. And it is close to the sleepless person to ensure close contact."
"You old pervert! You sexually harassed me again, and convict me!"
Well, just transferred one day, obviously she is not very proficient in convicting, she just has a slogan, so after being cleaned up in an instant and dragged to the morning exercise, the new day will be from an old man who is disrespectful to the old. The ancestors started to train the little granddaughter.
"How dare you sneak up on this old man! Today is two and one swordsmanship. If you don't finish it, you won't have dinner, so give me some serious practice!"
"What are you, old man? Don't think about relying on the old man to sell the old man. Sister Kelly told me that you are probably not older than me now. You should be called Brother Roland because of your reputation in the past, otherwise, hehe, brother Roland, do you want to eat lollipops? "
This bad girl obviously lacks training.
"You don't have to fight! Practice swords for me. If you can't finish before I finish 30,000 swords, I will punish you for not having dinner or supper tonight. Let's see if your sister Kelly will intercede for you!"
"Don't, Sister Kelly seems gentle, but in fact, when it comes to class, she becomes a hag. She is super fierce and scary."
"Granny is behind you..."
"It's so simple to fool you into thinking that I believe it. If the vicious woman was here, I should have heard footsteps. She's overweight recently... Who is pulling my ears."
"Cough, it turns out that I am a ghost mother-in-law and a fierce mother-in-law, and I would like to ask you to take care of my health. It seems that Her Royal Highness's etiquette and hygiene classes also need tutoring. Please come to the second floor for tutoring after finishing the swordsmanship training."
"Bastard Roland, you are cheating on me again."
"Blame me?" I innocently spread my hands, but smiled complacently.
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"I want a good sword, I'm serious."
Obviously I wanted to find a good weapon, but I took the cat and started thinking about it.
The solitary raid a few days ago was not only an accident, but it was also expected. I really needed to find an opponent to try it out, but while tasting the strength of this novel fighting method, I also naturally discovered weaknesses. Catching ducks on the shelves made me have to face up to this shortcoming.
[Magic Sword: Scarlet Conqueror]
[Attack Power: 30—50+9] (+9 means that it is regarded as a +9 level legendary weapon. Even if the weapon's lower limit damage is used, 9 points of blood-sucking damage cannot be reduced)
[Blood Conquest: This magic sword has a fifth-order form. It will determine which form can be used according to the number of dead people in the user's hand. For each form, a special skill will be added, and the maximum and minimum damage will increase by 10 points. , is now at level three.]
[Blood Drinker's Wrath: After use, it absorbs the blood of all life around it, causing a lot of damage and restoring the user's physical strength.]
[The fangs of the cold-blooded: Those who are hit will suffer unstoppable bleeding damage, which can be superimposed infinitely.]
[The curse of the tainted blood: With the sword master as the core, create a filthy field, and everyone will suffer the pain of boiling blood.]
[There is a string of blood-red small characters on the blade: This magic sword is always eager for blood and killing, no matter whether the blood is your enemy or the source of yourself.]
At that time, when I received this magic sword from Dasos, I was really hesitant about the success rate of sneaking away with the treasure, especially after I heard the temptation of the magic sword.
"Temporary master, the blood and soul you harvest is more than a hundred times that of the idiot (Dassos) in front of you. Among the nearly ten sword masters, only the great you can use my final form, which will be a hundred times more powerful than it is now. , but in return you must give me ten thousand blood within a year"
Most magic swords are made by devils and demons. The use of magic swords generally requires a huge price and cannot end well, but equivalent exchange is always the norm in the world. While paying a lot, the power obtained is also extremely terrifying. , This scarlet conqueror can be comparable to the sub-artifact holy sword Roland in the third-order state. If it is upgraded to the final form, it is impossible to imagine how powerful it will be. I am afraid that the artifact is nothing more than this.
However, if the fifth-level magic sword is supported by the blood of ten thousand people, the third-level magic sword is probably a hundred people, and if the user cannot pay the price, it must be deducted with his own blood. One hundred people a year, one every three days, I am afraid Dasos Also busy with blood sacrifices.
I rejected it at the time. If it really transforms into its final form, I am afraid that the preconditions for the transformation will not be explained at all, not to mention the huge price paid later, but as a swordsman, the powerful power and special effects of the magic sword , how could I not be moved.
"I'm too short of good weapons. As a swordsman master, I still can only hold two inferior black iron two-handed swords, which is really unbearable."
After using the magic sword and the holy sword, seeing Renee barely able to use the increasingly powerful Roland holy sword, while she is using two iron swords that add up to less than ten gold coins, how can it be? Not frustrating.
"Meow, if you want a sword, go to the blacksmith master, and ask me what to do with me."
The king of banshees, who is becoming more and more cute and foolish, is licking her claws, making it impossible for people to look directly.
"Don't pretend to be stupid, you know what I'm looking for you for, it's a thousand-year-old fox, what kind of Liao Zhai. Tell me, is there any magic weapon nearby?"
"Meow, no, there are two sharp fish bones. I'll give you the leftovers from last night."
Oh, I knew this was the result, so I had already made preparations.
"Well, since there is no way, there is no other way."
"Meow, it's not like you, you would give up."
"Well, it's impossible to change it without it. Since it doesn't, I'll make it myself."
Heloise was a little surprised. She only knew that the person in front of her was very good at undead creations, and she had never heard of iron.
"Meow, you still forge weapons? Wait, Roland Lan, good apprentice, what are you going to do!"
But then, it understood, Roland put on the devil-like white coat, mask and eyes, his pupils were full of frenzy sparks, and in the reagent bottles and medicine bottles in his hands, countless strange liquids is circulating.
"You should have heard of that legend. Metal Slimes can be transformed into weapons like iron rods, and Metal Slime Kings can even be transformed into legendary soldiers. Anyway, you are already a slime. Change a little attribute, add a little function, it's nothing, right?"
"That's right! Don't pour those things into the old lady's body, and don't need tweezers! The drill? It's too big! You want to kill the old lady and me!"
Well, under the threat of life, Heloise finally has no time to be cute.
"I admit defeat, my mother admit defeat, I tell you there is a magic weapon there, take your drill away!"
"cut!"
"What are you cutting! Is it so regrettable? Do you just want to screw the old lady in and out? You unworthy person!"
Well, in the face of Heloise who complained incessantly, I raised the drill and test tube again, and she immediately became obedient.
"There is really a sword you can use near here, do you know Pale Justice? The holy sword used by the legendary Paladin Kane. He is from Oran, his descendants should be in this city, and the rest are not used. I'll say more."
Holy sword? I was immediately overjoyed, this was an unexpected gain.
In Ashe Continent, the holy sword is actually the meaning of the holy and holy sword, but in reality, there are often two different holy swords. The first is the guardian sword that represents a certain region, country, race, and family. Roland's holy sword is undoubtedly the representative of the first type, and the second type is the sword infused with the holy soul, which is often the patent of the paladin.
This is actually the back door opened by the gods of order for his servants. When a paladin walks into death, he is not willing to stop fighting against chaos, so he can pour some of his power and soul into a weapon , reserved for future use.
This holy sword/sacred hammer was born. He often restricts the user to be a paladin, and has a very strong pertinence for chaotic creatures.
Why is it said to be the back door left by the gods? Because other professions have not succeeded in doing this, unless they are incarnated as undead, the gods of order and Styx will not let go of any soul of the dead.
I was naturally satisfied with the news of the holy sword, so when Heloise was just relieved, I raised the drill again.
"What are you going to do! Didn't I tell you about the holy sword? You're going to go back on it! You unbelievable liar!"
"First of all, I didn't promise you anything from the beginning, helping you evolve is the expected goal of today. Second, the transformation addiction that I have aroused will not be extinguished, and finally, and most importantly, I am a double swordsman, a How enough."
The silly cat immediately looked embarrassed, as if to examine how it was so simple to be fooled again and again.
"Is it true that the body affects IQ?"
"No, every time I cheated on you in the past, I did it. IQ is innate, and you should have accepted your fate long ago."
"Don't think about it!"
From anger to depression, from depression to excitement again, Heloise can't get tired of seeing the expression on her face every time she gets tricked. Maybe that's why I like tricking her.
"This is my territory, no one will save you if you call your throat, so you just follow!!"
"No, take that white greasy liquid away from me! You pervert, why do you have tentacles? Could it be that the legendary Pink Book is really with you. Help, someone abused a cat!"