The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich

Chapter 93: Fleet and gifts

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"You said that what would happen if I used the incarnation of the war angel to attack and chop that Dasos?"

"Good idea, let's try it. Well, it's not far from the river, kill him and then go grab a boat, go down the river, and dive in the middle of the boat. According to our ability, the success rate is at least 70%. "

"Well, I'll throw the cup later, and you'll turn into a blade and chop off his neck, and then we'll grab his magic sword and run away."

"Can that magic sword be eaten by me? I feel it fits my attributes very well."

"Okay, but you can't digest it now. You should eat it after I play for a while."

"His Royal Highness Renee, I know it's very uncomfortable for you to be forced to dress like this, but please think about the people of the Principality of East Lan, they are also descendants of the country of Lan, and now they can't afford a new war. "

"Cut." A certain princess was full of resentment.

"Hmph, stupid human." A certain cat star person dismissed.

Kelly looked at this one person and one cat who were really carefully preparing for the monarchy, but she could only smile wryly. In a sense, she came to serve as the accompanying female official, and she was more worried that His Royal Highness was forced to dress as a woman. of resentment.

The Minister of Finance of His Majesty Emperor Oran held a reception and invited Her Royal Highness Princess Renee to attend. The letter was accompanied by a note from the Emperor, "Princess that day, perhaps it is time to talk. It is related to the future relationship between the two countries. Come in person, the little girl who can't call the shots, forget it."

A red bar representing the key points was drawn under "that day", and the following "little girl, forget it." The prompt is already obvious.

In desperation, Roland had to wear red makeup again, but Her Royal Highness Renee, who should have been despised and angry, actually happily helped with makeup and clothing selection, and Roland's teeth were itchy.

"Sure enough, she is so beautiful, gentle and cheerful, mature and restrained, bright and not glamorous, my face can actually reach this level."

"His Royal Highness Roland, don't cry, she is actually very beautiful, even if she looks exactly the same, but with the temperament she has accumulated over the years, the immature Her Royal Highness Renee is indeed very different from you, why don't you try to be a real one? Girl? There should be a lot of princes to pursue, ah, I'm sorry, there is already a great emperor who wants you to be his queen, so don't think about it."

Well, judging from the expression that covered her mouth and snickered, Kelly was not so conscientious.

Originally forced to wear that fluffy evening dress, he was already angry, and when he was provoked again, Roland was about to go out with a sword.

"Damn, how dare you insult me."

Even if he was stopped by everyone later, Roland had a stinky face hanging by his side.

And in order to avoid some real accidents, Kelly, who found that she had played too much, took the initiative to ask Ying to supervise, um, definitely not to watch the fun in the name of doing business.

But now seeing that one person and one cat actually started to plan an assassination plan, Kelly began to secretly regret it. If this person really did it, then the Principality of Donglan would be really in trouble this time.

Although he is still trustworthy most of the time, sometimes when his brain is opened and his temper comes up, he really doesn't know what he can do.

However, it is no wonder that His Royal Highness Roland is so annoyed.

The black floor mopping evening dress undoubtedly shows the noble and elegant temperament, but the childish face is full of mature temperament, and the contradictory and harmonious temperament is particularly attractive to the opposite sex.

The light make-up made the heroic face softer. Under Kaili's wonderful brushwork, a beauty like a high mountain flower just stepped out of the carriage, which aroused whispers and sighs around.

From Kelly's point of view, His Royal Highness Roland's eyebrows twitched a few times, and he could vaguely see the blue veins on his forehead, apparently on the verge of going wild.

"It can't be more exciting, or I'll actually kill people."

So, she hurriedly led the way, the reporter led the way, and brought Roland into the reception hall, preventing him from breaking out on the spot.

"Red and pink skeletons, white bones and flesh and blood. All dharmas are empty, and everything is illusory."

In fact, I wasn't that angry. I just wore more skins. I used to only have skeletons left for people to see. What else is there

Well, I'm an adult, how can I keep a small notebook because of this matter, and prepare to go back one by one in the future.

But if I don't show my anger, this kind of thing will definitely be added to me in the future, which would be a shame, so I naturally tried my best to show it.

Of course, the way men look at me is really annoying, and that Dassos's astonishing look also made me write another note in the hatred book without hesitation.

"Boy, I'll introduce Coros and Victoria to you in two days, no, that's not cruel enough, maybe I'll let this kid make a lot of money, find a way to get Niangziquan, and then introduce Beifeng to him It's king."

Her heart was full of vicious ideas, but she still had a smile on her face. After all, she now represented the image of the Principality of Donglan, and Sister Kelly, who was behind her, was about to cry.

It was obvious that His Majesty the Emperor had already greeted him, and there was no one who did not know what to do to disturb him. Soon, in the room on the second floor, the secret conversation between the two of them came to the fore.

"You dare to move the Royal Astrology Station, so you are not afraid that I will smash this case on your head and start a war directly?"

Sure enough, at the beginning of the negotiation, it was a dismount.

"You should thank us for helping you get rid of a big trouble. You dare to use the group of lunatics in the Astrology Tower, and you are not afraid of getting burned? By the way, we will find something from there, maybe you will be interested, such as the Solo Federation being killed. assault case."

The Soro Federation is also one of the powerful countries in the mainland. The case that the envoy was attacked shocked the whole world at the time, but the real reason was that the Soro people intervened in the struggle for the throne of the Oran Empire, and the man in front of him dispatched assassins to kill the envoy, and also Buckle the weakly guarded hat on the opponent.

As if the threat to me was premeditated, Dassos shrugged with a look of indifference.

"It's all in the past. If it was a year ago, I would still be a little worried, but now, hehe, you know how much it means. However, let's forget about the astrologer, let's talk about the future."

"Okay, this time the matter of the dependent country is considered to have never happened, and we will go back to our respective homes."

"That's impossible, the Oran Empire will be disgraced, and we would rather choose war."

The advantage of private secret talks is that you can throw away redundant diplomatic rhetoric and go straight to the theme and main line, and as I said before, negotiation is such a thing, but the two sides exchange chips to explore the bottom line and finally reach a compromise, the final result is It can be said that the outcome of the negotiation can basically be determined before the negotiation is determined by the bargaining chips and situation of both parties.

Originally, with the advantage of absolute strength, I and the Principality of Donglan that I represent in this negotiation will indeed be at a disadvantage. After all, as long as the other party threatens war, no matter how fearless it looks, we who are afraid of war still have to make concessions. . (I think of Mr. Yang from a certain dynasty again... )

Dasos did just that, threatening war at the very beginning of the negotiation, apparently intending to force it down.

But fortunately, I did find a lot of new bargaining chips on the astrological platform. As long as I come up with more powerful bargaining chips than war, the situation can naturally be brought back.

"The Casomes."

Throwing out this word, I quietly taste the high-end cakes and black tea in front of me, without even looking at the negotiating opponent.

But from the corner of his eyes, there were two faces that were so shocked that they couldn't believe it.

"You, how do you know." Under the shock, Hemet's half-smile fox face could not be maintained.

Dasos didn't speak, but judging from the movement of the magic sword stroking his waist, he was subconsciously considering the possibility of killing people.

Casomes is the name of a ship, but it is not an ordinary ship. He is the flagship of the future Oran Empire's super-weapon floating fleet. It should still be built in a secret base that was hollowed out under the river. .

In addition to the regular troops, each super empire has its own trump card weapon. The Colossus Legion of the Solo Federation sees the city wall as nothing, the Bayer Empire is said to be able to summon giant dragons to help out, and the Cursed Legion of the Shiro Empire is full of all kinds of supernormal forces. The monster of war, the Sea God Guard of the Kingdom of Cazorla is said to be able to set off a tsunami on the mainland, the Behemoth of the Orc tribe can wrestle with the dragon, and the Oran Empire has been unable to enter the superpower club, one of the reasons is the lack of strategy Super-threat weapon.

Therefore, the kings of all dynasties have been investing in this area regardless of return. After screwing up countless times, the final target was the floating fleet soaring in the sky.

The floating fleet, from the technical theory to the construction of the base at the bottom of the river, has spent more than half of the treasury of the four or five generations of the Oran Empire for more than two hundred years. Fifteen years later, it only made its debut in the war with the underground world. When it appeared, it destroyed more than ten underground legions and shocked the whole world, but counting the time, the construction must be nearing the end now.

Even moving the capital to this river city hundreds of years ago was also for the convenience of the construction of an underwater base in Kagoxi City.

This kind of important weapon of the country must be under the direct control of the emperor, but Dasos is not a normal successor. He was not even the crown prince before, and this kind of secret is not known by chance.

And after he ascended the throne, when he was pleasantly surprised to discover that his country actually had this secret weapon, a dilemma that made people laugh was placed in front of him, and he could not enter the treasure house when he was empty.

The key to open the entrance to the underwater base was thrown by the original Crown Prince Milos into an unknown place, but Milos was slashed by Dasos. Without that key, no one can get in or get out. Time, after so long without food, the people inside should have starved to death.

This is not a civilized human rights society. All insiders and their families have been sent to the base. Food and supplies are all controlled by the outside world. Sometimes the result of excessive secrecy is that once a problem occurs in key links, all of them will be cut off. Lost.

So he only kept his stinky and tough old man, looking forward to the day when he could tell if he had a spare key, even if he used undead magic to extract the soul, he was afraid that he would get rid of it.

As for colluding with the Astrology Tower, they also sent out the Royal Astrology Desk, and they also planned to use the other party's prophecy to find the key, but in this era, the prophecy has long since disappeared, and this key has given a series of anti-investigation secrets, the Astrology Tower Those guys are even better at killing and destroying than their own business, and it is only natural that they get nothing.

And even if it is still unavailable, this fleet is still the top secret of the Oran Empire. If it hadn't been involved in the rebellion, even Hemet would not have the right to know. Made him murderous.

Even, in order to maintain this secret, Dasos would really consider launching a war.

"Angels can fly. Let's not mention whether the two legends in the secret room on the left can kill me in seconds. Do you think that you are not fully prepared, I will come, and will you still say it?"

The black cat on my shoulder is the best hunting dog, spotting each other's ambushes from the start.

It was found that it was impossible to kill and silence. Dasos's killing intent came and went quickly, but my bargaining chip was more than that.

"I know the key is there. The mad dogs found it, but they obviously don't want to give it to you. If it hadn't been for the royal bloodline to unlock the lock, I'm afraid your treasure house would have been emptied by them long ago."

"Those mad dogs, bastards, wild dogs that don't keep their promises, Hemet!"

"Yes, my majesty, the latest wanted order will be issued immediately, all members of the Astrology Tower will be arrested, and all traitors will be hanged."

Even if I don't look in the mirror, I'm afraid that the corners of my mouth are full of malicious smiles. Occasionally framing the enemy, it makes me feel very happy.

The Astrology Tower didn't find the key, but someone found it... This is a famous unique epic quest chain more than ten years later, starting from a player lucky to pick up an old backpack in an ancient well, and the final ending is the Oran Empire The recovery of the Armada, the ins and outs of the strategy are not very clear, but the old and unused ancient well itself is a great reminder.

This may be a big secret for others, and when Beifeng told me that the new emperor was asking the old emperor for the keys of the fleet, the rest was just to find the location of the strategy, and after three nights of exploration, in In the twenty-sixth dry ancient well, I found the key.

"If the door is opened now, maybe there are still a few engineers and archmage who can survive, which is much better than starting all over again. Compared with the invincible floating fleet, a remote vassal does not seem to be able to survive. How important it is. By the way, if you are going to take a gamble and try to kill someone for a treasure, try it anyway, let alone make the key never be found, I am still quite sure. For example, let a fish swallow it. Throw it into the sea and let a bird swallow it and fly everywhere."

With a smile, I gently stirred the drink in front of me with a spoon, admiring the anxiety and unease of the negotiating opponent.

Considering the "good reputation" of Lan's bloodline rather unbroken, playing with jade and stone at any time, and extremely vengeful, Dasos has determined that if he threatens with war, no matter what he gets, at least his ace fleet is definitely gone.

I'm not in a hurry at all. Since the chips are bigger than the opponent's, the advantage is now on our side, and it's only possible that the opponent will give in first.

Kelly and I were laughing and sipping tea, with anxious faces on our faces, clenched eyebrows, happy smiles and scowling faces. At this point, the situation was clear.

After an eerie long-term silence, finally, the Lord of the Winter Wolf, who was holding his forehead and sighing helplessly, finally gave in.

"I can let you sneak away, the Principality of Donglan will be missing from the final alliance ceremony and the list of subordinate countries, but your country must at least be concerned about our face and keep silent in international public opinion. Then it must be ours in name. country."

It is nominally a vassal, and it is the last limit of the Oran Empire, otherwise he will not be able to explain to other allied countries at all.

But I nodded and didn't say much. I had long expected that for this bottom line, it would not be cost-effective to fight recklessly here. I already had a way to bypass it. The focus now is to get more benefits.

"Not enough, our country is small, but we need your country's strong support, such as your country's Misilor Mithril alloy, such as your country's special war horse..."

Well, the rest is the time for someone to speak loudly and to be so angry that he wants to kill someone, but because his lifeline is pinched, he can only bargain.

Of course, the Micilor Mithril alloy, which is the treasure of the town, cannot be obtained, but the opening of the mouth is large, which is convenient for bargaining.

After four hours of arduous negotiation, Dasos and Hemet deeply realized that bargaining with a woman is simply self-defeating, and that "Renei" is nothing, the elf female officer is patient and infinite, a little bit of grinding, hard Force people to jump and flip the table before giving up.

When the devil's contract was taken out by the angel, and then skillfully revised with the devil's script, even Dasos felt that his head was not enough.

"... The signatory, Roland, guarantees in the name of the bloodline of Lan, as the real kingship holder of the country of Lan. After the contract is signed, the country of Lan will become a subordinate country in the name of the Oran Empire, but the Oran Empire will use the following resources Give it to Roland..."

"Is Roland your real name? A good name. It's the same as the legendary hero of your royal family. By the way, it seems to be the name of your sword of kingship. So it's a traditional name?"

The devil's contract must be signed by his real name to take effect, but if you don't play a few word games, how can you live up to the devil's notoriety for taking pride in contract fraud.

The contract is the country of Lan, not the Principality of Donglan, but there are actually many people in the Principality who call themselves people of the country of Lan.

When the country of Lan has perished, in the eyes of the kings of various countries, the Principality of Donglan is the country of Lan that is revived. Of course, if a professional diplomat is a professional diplomat, this little trick may be seen, but unfortunately, this is a secret contract, and it is obviously The lengthy negotiation has worn away all the patience of the two being unprofessional.

The result of this contract is that the country of Lan, which has perished, is nominally a vassal of the Oran Empire, and he gives me a large pair of resources and technologies in return, but if I don't abide by it... the devil's contract is signed with the soul, and the consequences are also obvious.

And when he finds out that he has been deceived, I believe he will have the time and energy to settle accounts with me and the Principality of Donglan.

And when we were satisfied with the harvest, Dasos, who was exhausted, smiled wryly.

"I'm competent enough to be a swindler, so, if I make an outstanding swindler, can I invite you to dinner?"

His gentleman extended his hand to invite, but what he got was...

"Ah! The little thing dares to bite me... I'm sorry, is this your cat? It's very beautiful, but it seems to be a wild rose full of poisonous thorns at the sight of its owner."

I laughed, but not because of the king who changed his tongue in time.

"Enough blood samples."

"Who knows how much blood that key costs, go back and try."

After talking about everything that should be talked about, do you really stay for dinner? Ignoring Dasos, who was full of regret, he naturally got up and said goodbye.

But as soon as he went out, he was amazed by the chaotic scene in front of him.

The reception in front of me was a mess, the tables were overturned, the food and wine were scattered, the ladies were screaming to escape, and the waiters and gentlemen were rounding up the troublemakers.

"What's going on!" Dasos seemed to have found a place to vent his dissatisfaction and roared.

"It's that human emperor Da... Da what." It was a goblin.

"Idiot, since I can't remember the name. Just call your majesty, hello, majesty, in order to congratulate you on finally killing your father, we're here to give you a gift." This is another goblin.

"Idiot, don't lift the pot without opening it. What does it mean to kill Lao Tzu's superior? It's obviously a treason to the superior. Right, that Da... Da Vinci?" This was a gray dwarf with orange hair.

Silver Hook, Kabbalah, Hoyle, who came to give gifts to the new emperor and reciprocate, after an epic adventure (mostly self-inflicted), they finally found their goal, but obviously, their goal is already fast. Crazy.

"Guard, catch them!"