"Huh? Cher, what are you? I didn't hear clearly?"
Xueer exhaled and said very seriously, "Brother Huo, you are pregnant."
Zi Xiao on the side laughed suddenly and said, "Xue'er, have you been with Huo Xingming for too long, and you have also begun to learn humor? Hahaha, it's so funny."
Xueer ignored Zi Xiao and lifted Huo Xingming's shirt directly. Huo Xingming reflexively wanted to stop it, "Hey, Xueer, you didn't make a joke like this. Are you a gangster? Everyone is watching."
Xueer said, "Brother Huo, look at it for yourself, your abdominal muscles have basically softened. Everyone has been arguing for the past two days. It is impossible to soften the muscles according to the rationale."
Huo Xingming lifted up his clothes half-believingly, and immediately opened his eyes. Like Xueer's, his original toned eight-pack abs... Now there is only a tuft left, and it is slightly bulging.
Xueer continued, "Your belly is bulging, but you don't have any fat, full and round, and you don't drink, but like us, you have been learning from each other every day for the past few days, improving your strength, and your pulse is happy. Brother Huo, are all of you on the earth men giving birth to children?"
Huo Xingming hadn't reflected yet. Zi Xiao on the side rolled his eyes and fainted. Huo Xingming stammered: "What do you mean...I...I'm pregnant? I want to...be a father...no, mother?"
Xue'er lightly gave her head, and Huo Xingming felt that something had exploded in her head, and immediately fainted like Zi Xiao.
After a long time, Huo Xingming gradually woke up, only feeling a little pain in his head. Not far away, Zi Xiao kept sobbing, and Xue Er was beside Zi Xiao, accompanied by Zi Xiao.
Along Ahu was on the other side, seeing Huo Xingming wake up, and not coming close, whispering something in the distance, no matter how Huo Xingming screamed, the two of them were still far away from Huo Xingming.
Huo Xingming touched his bulging belly, then pinched it hard, it hurts...well, not dreaming...not dreaming! ! ! !
Zi Xiao walked to Huo Xingming with some red eyes, and said, "Huo Xingming, no matter what you become, I will not despise you, but can you tell me whose child this is?"
Huo Xingming now wants to cry without tears, "Zi Xiao... I also want to know whose child this is... I'm still an unmanned man, this inexplicable... is pregnant? Xueer, I really do It is pregnant?"
Xueer said, "I did a comprehensive check on you when you passed out, and the final result..."
Huo Xingming hurriedly interrupted Xue'er and said, "I don't want to listen, it's impossible. From a biological point of view, I am a man and I don't have a child to live with... and... where will this child come out in ten months? …"
Zi Xiao grabbed Huo Xingming's hand with tears in her eyes, and said, "You also forgot, what is the child's surname..."
Huo Xingming's eyes were hollow, and he said, "Yeah...the child's surname...a fart!" Huo Xingming suddenly burst from the ground, "I'm pregnant? God, how come you made such a joke to me!" Nothing is funny!"
Huo Xingming was about to jump into the underground lava lake to commit suicide. Fortunately, Along Ahu hugged Huo Xingming next to the lava lake, "Brother Huo, don't be impulsive! There are still many things in this world waiting for you to solve. Yeah! And even if you commit suicide, if you jump down now, you will kill two dead bodies!"
As soon as Huo Xingming heard A Long’s corpse and two lives, he wanted to die even more, “I don’t want it! I am a big man, let me have a baby, let me die! I have no face to meet people! The first boy was pregnant, and let me die."
Huo Xingming didn't know where the strength came from. At this moment, even Aaron and Ahu couldn't stop him. In desperation, Aaron went directly into a beastification state, grabbed Huo Xingming in his hand, and said, "Brother Huo , Calm down, you are pregnant inexplicably, there must be something strange in it! Maybe it was Miss Cher who was misdiagnosed?"
Huo Xingming looked at Aaron sadly, "So, am I not pregnant?"
Xueer said: "Brother Huo, after listening to me, first of all, there is indeed a life in your stomach..."
Huo Xingming suddenly yelled, "Ah! I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen! There is a child in my stomach, I am going to be a mother, ah! I don't listen!"
Xueer jumped up and landed on the beast-turned Along's arm, facing Huo Xingming for a few consecutive times, and Huo Xingming could not move or make any sound.
Xue'er continued, "There is a life in your stomach. There is no doubt about it. I have checked your whole body with white eyes. Brother Huo, you also know that white eyes can be seen through, so I will never misdiagnose."
"But this life is a bit strange. Unlike other pregnant women I have seen, he is a human embryo, but a group of human energy bodies."
"In short, you may not be pregnant now, but you are pregnant with a life in your belly. This life happens to be still in your pubic area, so he will not be born like a normal person. When the time is up, he will come out automatically."
After hearing Xue'er's explanation, Huo Xingming finally calmed down. Xue'er also solved the acupuncture points for Huo Xingming. Huo Xingming said with some uncertainty, "That is...actually...I'm not pregnant?"
Xueer said, "Strictly, no." Zi Xiao on the side was already smiling and lying on the ground, shouting "Huo Xingming~ Even if this is not pregnant, but when this guy is born, you are still a damn, you Still think about your child’s name? Huh, oh, it’s dysfunctional, my stomach hurts, oh, oh."
Xueer jumped off Along's arm and said, "Sister Zi, you are too bad. I have explained to you a long time ago. You still want to play Brother Huo like this."
Huo Xingming's face collapsed directly when he heard it. It turned out that Zi Xiao had known before she woke up. Just now, both eyes were red. Huo Xingming thought that Zi Xiao had cried. Now it seems that she had just laughed and burst into tears. Correct.
Along saw that Huo Xingming didn’t want to seek death anymore, so he put Huo Xingming down to relieve the beastization, but he kept looking at a place on his arm. Well, this is the place where Miss Xueer stood just now. , I won't wash it all my life.
Huo Xingming stood on the ground and lifted up his clothes again, patted his mellow belly vigorously, calling to Old Bell in his heart, and said, "Old Bell, the thing in my belly is not you, right? I don't want to Be your father."
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