Huo Xingming and Zi Xiao are going to stay on the mountain bench for a few more days. They know very little about the world, especially for the humans in this world. After all, the culture is different. If they rush into the human city, they will make some mistakes. Where it makes sense, it may bring in the disaster.
Seeing that Huo Xingming and the others are so interested in the human world, the mountain case seat called the Shadow Wolf King to steal some of the world's stars and clothing from the nearby village.
During the few days in the mountain seat, Huo Xingming also learned that the human habits here are very similar to the ancient cities on the earth. There are no firearms, no explosives, and some are traditional weapons, such as swords, axes, hooks and forks, high-level artifacts. The power is not weaker than the power of all kinds of explosives and missiles.
The bloodthirsty shadow wolves also often bring meat and water from various unknown animals, and the shadow wolves do not eat fruit.
Two days later, the Shadow Wolf King came back with fifty star coins and two or three sets of clean clothes. Huo Xingming and Zi Xiao were finally able to put on the clothes, but...the problem came again. Although the ancient clothes looked more gorgeous, But it’s not so easy to wear,
The mountain bench is a mountain giant, and the bloodthirsty shadow wolves only tear their clothes. How to put on these clothes has become a problem. Huo Xingming and Zi Xiao also deliberately got together with the mountain bench and unfolded a set of clothes. I deliberately studied how to pass this pile of messy-looking clothes.
If you let others know that this child prodigy who grew up in the scientific age and the mountain desk with knowledgeable skills are studying how to wear clothes... I don't know how many people will laugh out loud.
After studying for more than a long time, Huo Xingming put on the clothes completely, and then Zixiao, the mountain case master raised four large stone slabs as a temporary dressing room, and filled the surrounding gaps with mud. When he got up, he "stuffed" Huo Xingming into the crevice of the stone...
"Who do you think of me!! How could I peek! Also, even if you hold onto it, the case seat of Shan is still a man!" Huo Xingming protested this unfair treatment!
But the mountain table is just a faint sentence: "I am a mountain giant, belonging to the stone man family. We are not divided into men and women, and we reproduce by coincidence with the force of nature."
Okay, Huo Xingming is honest, he really didn't plan to take a peek, but thinking of the accident in the mountain spring before, he recognized it.
Zi Xiao happily jumped into the temporary fitting room, not knowing if it was intentional. Zi Xiao spent more than a while before he came out, Huo Xingming was stuck in a crack in the stone, unable to move, and he was very uncomfortable.
After more than half an hour, Huo Xingming couldn't help it anymore, "Hey! Zi Xiao, it's okay, do you want me to be caught in the cracks of the stone for 500 years?"
Zi Xiao still didn't respond, "Shan Zhuo, what's the matter with Zi Xiao? Why don't you come out yet, can you not put it on?" However, Shan Zhuo said: "Peeking at the lady to change clothes, she is not a gentleman. What it did." To the mountain table, this time is like a few seconds, not long.
Are you fucking kidding me? You just returned belong to the mountain giant clan, there is no distinction between men and women! Then what gentleman is there with me now? ? You are just a stone! ! Gentleman's wool. Huo Xingming was almost roaring.
Just when Huo Xingming was about to explode, Zi Xiao heard a voice from the temporary fitting room, but Huo Xingming's voice was too loud to hear, and the translator from the mountain desk on one side translated to Huo Xingming: "This baby girl relative is here. ."
relative? What relatives? Anyone else can come to the astral world? However, Huo Xingming's brain is not stupid, and he immediately reflected: "Oh, it turns out that the aunt is here, so don't keep holding back. Come out quickly on the mat. It's uncomfortable to be caught by a stone. "
This time it was Zi Xiao's turn to feel uncomfortable. Although she didn't have underwear, she had a bellyband, but she couldn't control her relatives when she came. Besides, where's the auntie's towel
Just as Zi Xiao was embarrassed, Shan Zuo turned to the Shadow Wolf King: "Wolf, you can look for bloody lilies nearby. You'd better find mature Baimingcao." The Shadow Wolf King does not delay, this Two things are hard to find.
"Mountain seat, what are these bloody lilies and Baimingcao? Can it be used as an aunt's towel?" Huo Xingming asked the mountain seat.
"These two are relatively rare herbs, which are useful for saving lives and recovering injuries. Here, most cultivating women will take one of these herbs in order to prevent being attacked during the uncomfortable few days each month. It can also slow down. The internal blood gas circulates to achieve the goal. A bloody lily can delay it for five months, and a Bai Mingcao can delay it for ten months.
"At the same time, it also has the effect of glamorous and moisturizing. If you are as strong as the starcaller, you can control this relative's arrival."
Huo Xingming listened to the cloud and the mist. But Zi Xiao can't believe it, is it true? Can this herb be shipped to the earth for sale? Do you know how many female compatriots can be protected from dysmenorrhea? And can also be beauty? One hundred thousand yuan per tree is not too much, right
"Okay, no matter what, can you let me out first?" Huo Xingming began to ask the mountain bench. It was too uncomfortable to be caught by a stone. Except for his head, he could not move at all. Huo Xingming's limbs were about to lose consciousness.
She also knew that these two herbs were hard to find, so she pulled Huo Xingming out of the cracks in the stone.
Four hours later, the Shadow Wolf King and his bloodthirsty shadow wolves rushed back. They picked up three scarlet lilies and a piece of Baiming grass, and a bloodthirsty shadow wolf next to him was holding a pot of heat in his hands. Water and clean towels...
"You are not wolves? You are warm men in wolf skins!" Huo Xingming has never taken care of a woman, and she doesn't know what a woman needs at a special time, these thoughtful things done by these bloodthirsty shadow wolves. Huo Xingming feels ashamed, it is simply not as good as an animal!
He handed everything in, and after a while, Zi Xiao came out of it immediately, her face glowing red, she couldn't be happy.
This relative is a nightmare for women. Come on, come on, you have a headache, if you don’t come, you have a headache even more, now I have eaten a plant of Bai Mingcao, I don’t need to see this relative for the next ten months, and don’t worry about anything Of course she is happy about the situation.
When Huo Xingming walked over to ask the Shadow Wolf King how they know how to take care of women in special periods, the Shadow Wolf King looked at Huo Xingming with contempt: "We are werewolves, and there are she-wolves in our race too!"
He was actually despised by a beast... Huo Xingming nearly smashed to death on the mountain bench.
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