In the evening, Huo Xingming took the people casually on the street to eat, and then returned home...but he quickly walked out of the house with his friends.
Huo Xingming held his forehead, feeling a little headache, and said, "I'm sorry, everyone, I made you laugh again... Alas... family ugliness, all family ugliness..."
Aaron looked inside the room curiously, and saw Huo Xingming's father Huo Tian in the living room... He was kneeling on a washboard, wearing only a pair of arms and holding his ears.
Huo Xingming hurriedly covered Along's eyes, "Don't look at it! Are your eyes long? Do you like to see my dad?"
Along scratched his head, "No... Brother Huo, I'm just wondering why your dad would kneel on a washboard, and the man's knees are gold. Is the washboard just gold?"
Huo Xingming just wanted to explain that this is a family method peculiar to Chinese families on earth, but at this time, Xia Houling suddenly walked out of the room and looked at Huo Xingming with a smile on his face.
"Son? Are you back? Are you cold? Are you hungry? I'll give you food below."
Huo Xingming looked at his mother with an abnormal smile, and his body was shocked. "Mom... why do you smile like this? How do I feel a familiar smell?"
Xia Houling said, "Oh? Really? You are familiar with it, because you used this smile to give your mother the porridge that night filled with a box of health products."
Huo Xingming swallowed unconsciously, "Mom, don't you want revenge? Tell me, you don't want revenge? You will definitely not take revenge on your biological son, right?"
Xia Houling smiled and said nothing, and took out two pineapples from behind and placed them in Huo Xingming, "Straight, son, should I help you or kneel yourself?"
Huo Xingming turned his head to run, kidding? Huo Tian drank that special bowl of white porridge by mistake! It's not that Huo Xingming, the son of Huo Xingming, deliberately let Huo Tian drink it! Why should you kneel yourself!
"Do you dare to run? Don't give me back to my old lady in this life if you run! My old lady will show all of your friends the things that are not visible in your computer."
Huo Xingming's body stiffened a bit, and then quickly turned around and took the two pineapples in his mother's hands, walked to his father Huo Tian's side, put the pineapple under his knees, and knelt down.
Xia Houling squinted at Huo Xingming and said, "Take off your pants, how do you feel the sourness of pineapple in your pants?"
Huo Xingming gave a wry smile, took off his pants in front of everyone, and knelt on the pineapple again...Sure enough, it was the same as Xiahouling's, and there was a burst of tingling in the knee, which was really sour. a lot of.
Xia Houling glanced at Huo Xingming very satisfied, "This is a good man, he is my son, do you know that you are about to kill your biological parents?"
Huo Xingming shrugged his ears, lowered his head and said, "Mom...my friends are watching, I know it's wrong, I won't scare you with these strange things in the future, OK?"
Xia Houling said, "I'll just wait for you to say this. It's not enough? Then I ask you, will you listen to me in the future?"
Huo Xingming repeated his head, "Listen, listen, listen, listen to you everything, you are my mother, who keeps you listening to?"
Xia Houling was very satisfied, "Okay, then get up, and Mom won't punish you."
Huo Xingming quickly got up from the two pineapples and quickly put his pants back on. Xia Houling walked back to her room. Soon after, he took one thing and handed it to Huo Xingming, saying, "You and Zi Zi Akatsuki used this thing."
Huo Xingming glanced at the one in his hand... Huo Xingming exclaimed, "Tulles?! Mom! Can you stop doing this? You didn't force me and Zi Xiao anymore yesterday morning!"
"That's you who threatened your mother! Do you need it? You don't need me to publish the contents of your computer to the public!"
Huo Xingming gritted his teeth, flew into his room on the second floor, threw down the host computer in his room, and then jumped down from the upper floor.
Huo Xingming squeezed his hand forcefully, and the gravity field was used instantly. The computer host was constantly squeezed and compressed under the eyes of everyone under Huo Xingming's gravity field. In the time of a few breaths, this computer host included the inside. The thing was squeezed into a metal ball that can be reached with either hand.
Huo Xingming said, "Mom, my computer is completely destroyed, and the hard disk has become scum. Now you can't threaten me, right?"
Xia Houlin suddenly looked at her son with a look of admiration, "That's amazing, my mother is so scared!"
So, Xia Houling took out her mobile phone and shook it in front of Huo Xingming's eyes. Huo Xingming immediately saw a few familiar keywords on the screen, and hurriedly snatched the mobile phone from Xia Houling. Crushed the phone in his hand.
"Son, did you go to that star realm? Your brain becomes primitive? All of your ulterior secrets, I upload them to the online hard drive and save them, even if you squeeze the computers of the world into a ball , My mother can still release your video."
Huo Xingming knelt in front of Xia Houling with a "plop", "Mom! My dear! I was wrong... But your concubine really can't do this with your condition! This is not my business alone!"
Xiahouling turned her head and glanced at Zi Xiao. Before she could ask, Zi Xiao shook her head like a rattle. Xiahouling turned her head and looked at Huo Xingming fiercely, "Son! Use a strong one! Aren't you very good? she was!"
Huo Xingming spit out a mouthful of blood, "Mom! Only Zi Xiao used a strong part on me! How could I have beaten Zi Xiao!"
Xia Houling turned around and walked into her room again, took another rabbit lace, and forced it into Zi Xiao's hand, "Zi Xiao! Go on, use the strong one."
"Auntie... I... Um..." Zi Xiao really didn't have a temper in front of Xiahouling's elders. If Xiahouling and others were not there in normal times, Huo Xingming would have been beaten to death by Zixiao a long time ago... But now...Zi Xiao can't beat his son in front of his mother, right
Since she couldn't refuse, Zi Xiao had to agree, "Well...Auntie, I will try my best..."
Hearing Zi Xiao's behavior, Xiahouling's face suddenly filled with a smile, "That's how it should be, you two have been in love with each other for almost 20 years, and you haven't had a relationship yet. I really want to dying to be parents of us."
"Well, I'll take your friends to stay at the neighbor's house for one night tonight, you two, come on~ Hey hey."
While he drove out everyone who had been watching the show, he turned his head and glared at Huo Tian, who had been kneeling on the washboard, "Can't get up yet? What if you want to stay here and disturb our grandson descending? of?"
Huo Tian quickly got up from the washboard, put on his clothes, without a word, and followed Xiahouling out of the house rolling and crawling.
Huo Xingming only felt that every inch of his face was twitching. He turned his head and glanced at the "mighty" Zi Xiao, clutching his chest and said, "Zi Xiao...you don't really want to be with me, do you?"
"Oh..." Zi Xiao retched deliberately, "Are you disgusting? Didn't I just do this just to deal with your mother? Who wants to make a human with you?"
"When you come back, how many aphrodisiacs did you put on? Your father and your mother... last night... They seemed to be very fucked?"
Huo Xingming asked strangely, "Why do you see it? Did you use your mind to spy on my parents' creation movement?"
Zi Xiaobai glanced at Huo Xingming, "Don't think that I will dare not hit you when I return to Earth! This mouth is getting more and more owed. If your mother hadn't gone far, I would have long since beaten you!"
Then, Zi Xiao pointed to Huo Xingming's wastebasket in the living room. Huo Xingming only noticed...the wastebasket was full of white toilet paper...
Huo Xingming couldn't help but swallowed... silently apologizing to his biological parents in his heart.
Seeing that Huo Xingming was speechless, Zi Xiao got up and walked into the guest room downstairs, "I can finally sleep well tonight."
Huo Xingming took the rabbit lace in his hand, "Then what should I do with this? My mother will come tomorrow, and I guess I will kneel down on the durian in the kitchen..."
Zi Xiao appeared in front of Huo Xingming for an instant, raising her leg to kick Huo Xingming away, but when Zi Xiao's feet were only 0.1 cm away from Huo Xingming's face, she stopped abruptly.
"Huh, what do you want to do, anyway, I won't use this with you! Don't think about it! Tomorrow's affairs, tomorrow." After that, Zi Xiao went straight back to the guest room downstairs.
Huo Xingming gave a wry smile, walked to the side of a wall, patted twice, and shouted, "Mom! Stop eavesdropping. Zi Xiao and I have amazing perceptive abilities. Listening like this is for both of us. It's no different from staring directly."
After that, Huo Xingming stood there for a while, and after confirming that his mother was taking Along Ahu and the others away, he was immediately relieved. At this time, Zi Xiao walked out of the guest room downstairs with a probe, softly Asked, "Your mother is gone?"
Huo Xingming nodded his head. In the next instant, Huo Xingming felt that his body had lost gravity and was floating out of thin air, and he was flying to the direction of Zixiao quickly!
Zi Xiao grabbed Huo Xingming's neckline and looked at Huo Xingming like a beast, "I've wanted to do this for a long time! If it wasn't for your mother's eavesdropping! Humph!"
Zi Xiao led Huo Xingming into the guest room downstairs, and soon there was a violent crash and...Huo Xingming's screams from the guest room.
Ten minutes later, Huo Xingming, who was beaten by Zi Xiao to become a fat man, was thrown out of the guest room. Zi Xiao clapped his hands and said, "The skill of mind is really useful. It can directly hang you out of thin air. Hit, hit whatever position you want, Huo Xingming, you are really my punching bag, it's much more comfortable."
"Bang!" After that, Zi Xiao closed the door heavily, leaving Huo Xingming with a black face alone in the living room.