"Living on the earth is different from the star realm. The star realm has no money, but if you have the strength or connections, you can still survive, but on the earth, without money, you are not good at anything.
"Xue'er didn't spend a penny. This needs criticism. Xueer, my boycott ** is not to make you resist curiosity. You can buy what you want, just like you started. Staring at the marshmallows, the people regard food as their heaven. For food, you don’t have to hide your curiosity at all. The happiness of life is the most important thing for people.”
"At this point, I have to say one more thing, Xueer, you have too few pursuits. You always think about others, but you rarely think about yourself, you know?"
Xueer turned her head, and Huo Xingming pointed the finger at Aaron again, saying, "Aaron, you fought with others today. Although you are a legitimate defense, I think... a good fight! You should fight this kind of gangster! The law can’t punish him. He is detained for two days at most. For people like them who do not do their jobs and molested the beauties on the street, they should be beaten!
"But, at the same time, you should also pay attention to your measures. The human beings on the earth are very fragile ordinary people. Just now, several people suffered fractures. For this reason, I also gave them a medical bill. This kind of thing, if you can bear it, if you can't bear it, you can do it, but hit the painful place, try not to hurt it, let him know the pain, you know?"
"In the end, it's the two of you... Isha, I really don't want you. When I went in, my hands were cheap, and I saved two thousand dollars in the card for each of you, and you... spent it all? Aaron's card. You spent the few hundred dollars less, right?"
Isha stuck out her tongue a little embarrassedly, saying that she had acquiesced, and Huo Xingming suddenly felt a little speechless, what kind of strange woman this is! The personal expenses in the playground are more than two thousand yuan a day, and the cost is almost all about food!
What kind of fruit ice cream, fried banana chips, vegetable salad, apple candy, etc...
"Ahu, you will be more strict with Yisha in the future. Yisha, like a child, knows to eat all day long. Either eat or play. It tastes like a starving ghost reincarnating."
Ahu turned his head and said that he understood, but Yisha was a little angry, and pursed her mouth, "＋←＋←＋←＋←, m.●.c▼om is a child... They are only a thousand. How old is it, it will take more than nine thousand years to reach adulthood..."
Huo Xingming can only smile bitterly at this. Are you sure that your elves have a long life rather than slow growth? How have you lived for more than a thousand years
After giving Along Ahu and other four people a political lesson for a while, Huo Xingming finally said, "Okay, today is the main thing to have fun, how about? Relax? You have been doing various things before, everyone. I haven't had time to rest. Today is a treat for you. Where else do you want to go to play in the evening?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Yisha quickly raised her hands and said, "Brother Huo, I want to play in ktv. The fruit plate in there was delicious last time!"
"Today you have eaten more than two thousand fast-paying things by yourself, and you haven't eaten enough? But...KTV, it's okay, do you all sing?"
Everyone except Zi Xiao shook their heads. That’s right. People from the star realm can sing songs from the earth, but... Huo Xingming hasn’t been to KTV for a long time, and it seems that he hasn’t sang in five or six years. Right
With this in mind, Huo Xingming felt that Yisha’s proposal was good, and everyone had never played in ktv. By the way, everyone could feel the charm of Chinese songs.
Thinking about this, Huo Xingming led everyone out of the amusement park. After eating casually in the nearby hotel, he was about to go to the nearby KTV, planning to pack a large box for everyone to play until dawn.
In the taxi, Zi Xiao looked at Huo Xingming anxiously, and asked, "Will you wait... won't you also want to sing?"
Huo Xingming was a little inexplicable, "Of course! I don't sing in KTV, should I still dance? Xueer and the others don't know how to sing, there must be a beginning, right?"
Zi Xiao hurriedly said, "I'll start with this head! Promise me, don't touch the microphone! If you want to touch the microphone, I'll... I'll... I'll jump down from the stairs!
Huo Xingming was embarrassed for a while, but he still lost his head, but he didn't understand in his heart, is it Mao? Why don't you let me touch the microphone? I sing very well, especially when I sing the song of Jie Chou's stick, the sound is exactly the same as the original song. Don’t want to sing nicely, why don’t you let me sing it
After getting Huo Xingming's promise, Zi Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.
In the meantime, everyone had arrived at the nearest large-scale KTV. Huo Xingming directly asked for the largest box, and then gave Yisha five different fruit plates and ten boxes of beer.
When it comes to spelling songs in ktv, how can it be possible to miss the drink of beer? And everyone is not ordinary people, don't be ten cases of beer, even ten cases of Wuliangye, don't try to get any of them drunk, Huo Xingming beer, just cater to the atmosphere inside.
In the box, Zi Xiao alone owned three microphones and the karaoke player on the side, while Huo Xingming took a few people to the supermarket on the side to buy a snack and eat it when I was bored.
When Huo Xingming and the others returned to the box again, Zi Xiao had already started singing. He had to, listening to Zi Xiao singing is indeed a kind of enjoyment. Zi Xiao’s voice can control almost any song, whether it’s sad love songs or Rock hi music, coming out through Zi Xiao's voice, is very listenable.
Along and Ahu seemed to have felt the charm of music. After listening to the song they wanted to sing several times on Huo Xingming's mobile phone, they also picked up the microphone and opened their voices.
The voices of the two brothers Along and Ahu are very similar, and both belong to a relatively deep bass. When the two brothers sang a song "Brotherhood", they immediately won the applause of the two earthlings, Huo Xingming and Zi Xiao, except for some words with accents. The question is still very nice.
And Yisha put down the fork in her hand, picked up the microphone, and picked a song casually, which stunned everyone directly. Huo Xingming had to ask, does the elves sing without going through their brains
Both the voice and the rhythm are firmly in the right place, and Isha has also invested considerable emotion in singing, and even cried Ahu on the side, and this song... is what Zi Xiao just sang. what! Isha should be listening for the first time.
The reality is that Zi Xiao just put down the microphone, Isha picked up the microphone and sang vividly, even better than the original singing.
And Xueer, who had been listening to the crowd singing silently and drinking beer, picked up the microphone and sang a song with everyone's encouragement.
Compared to Isa who sang better than Zixiao just now, Xueer is more like a beginner. She often sings wrong lyrics and can't keep up with the rhythm. But Xueer's voice is already very good, and everyone Full of praise for Cher's singing.
After Xueer finished singing, Zi Xiao suddenly got up and said, "I went to the bathroom, and I drank too much, you guys continue to sing ha~"
When Zi Xiao left the house, Ahu suddenly said, "Hey, Brother Huo, you haven't sung yet, I have already sang a few of them, so you can chant."
Huo Xingming seemed to have been infected by the singing of the previous few people. The words that Zi Xiao had had with him before had long been forgotten, and he picked up the microphone and put on a piece of "Nuts-Terron" by Jie Chou, which he is best at.
After going to the toilet, Zi Xiao tidyed up her hair in front of the mirror in the women’s toilet, stroking it one by one. Sometimes, it’s very troublesome to take care of her long hair. If she doesn’t pay attention, she will have beautiful and smooth hair. Will turn herself into a female ghost with disheveled hair.
However, Zi Xiao has never felt troublesome to take care of her long hair. Instead, she is very proud of having smooth long hair with her. She feels that her appearance has improved dozens of times. The saying goes well, and her looks are destined to be in three minutes. Seven points depend on hairstyle.
Although long hair also caused a lot of trouble to Zi Xiao’s life, for example, after washing her hair, she had to blow her hair for a long time. For example, when she went to bed at night, she would occasionally be overwhelmed by her body, and she would feel pain when she moved. Another example is that on a windy day, others cover their skirts, but they have to press their hair...or else the hair will turn into a tail...fluttering in the wind.
Zi Xiao also wondered whether she should cut her hair into short hair, but she quickly gave up, because even she herself could not imagine what she was like with short hair. Somehow, a girl with short hair is a symbol of other women, but Zi Xiao’s After cutting his hair, he is just a more feminine man!
No way, who told Zixiao that a certain part of Zixiao didn't develop from the top? No, anyway, the author will be beaten to death by Zi Xiao.
After finishing her proud long hair, Zi Xiao returned to the original box, but as soon as she opened the door, a sound of magic sounded through her ears. Zi Xiao had just managed her long hair one by one and suddenly all of them were with the hedgehog. The same stood up.
Zi Xiao quickly covered her ears and shouted loudly, "Huo Xingming!!! Didn't I tell you not to touch the microphone?!"
Huo Xingming on the opposite side couldn't hear Zi Xiao's roar at all. The strong rhythm in the ktv box completely brought Huo Xingming into another world of sex.
Zi Xiao looked aside distressedly. The two brothers Along and Ahu had already lost consciousness. Ahu was pressed on Along's body, and the two fell into a coma on the sofa together.
Yisha lay on the floor, the elf wings that had been hidden behind her stretched out completely uncontrollably, but the wings were trembling like Yisha's.
The best situation might be Xueer. At least Xueer is still sitting on the sofa in a normal sitting position, although his eyes have completely lost his expression, and a few silver needles are inserted near his ears...
Zi Xiao sighed. That's why he didn't let Huo Xingming touch the microphone! This is no longer a problem of running away with singing and illegible words. From Zi Xiao's point of view, Huo Xingming's singing has the potential to destroy the world!
When Huo Xingming sang, he was totally two people in peacetime! It's super super ugly, but the key is that Huo Xingming thinks it sounds good? !
No, everyone was in a coma, twitching and twitching... and Huo Xingming was still shouting in front of the screen, "Sound waves, too strong, not shaking, will be hit on the ground..."
Zi Xiao smiled bitterly, "The sound waves are too strong, even if they sway, they will be hit on the ground."