September 16, Luming Banquet.
Yo Yo Lu Ming, eat the apple of the wild. I have guests, harp blowing Sheng.
Blowing the sheng drum spring, bearing the basket is the general. People who are kind to me, show me how to go around...
In the cadence of chants in the hall, Sun Shaozong suddenly realized that sitting on the chief was not always a good thing - it was really embarrassing to be silent in front of hundreds of people!
Especially his size, he has nowhere to hide if he wants to...
Fortunately, he wasn't that thin-skinned, otherwise, he would have been ashamed of himself in the astonished and contemptuous eyes of the people in the front row.
"After the ceremony, take your seat!"
Fortunately, the poem was not very long. After a while, with a shout, the examiners took their seats.
"All sit down."
Zhang Qiu, the chief examiner's servant of the Ministry of Rites, gave another order, and the people in the new imperial examination bowed in unison: "Thank you, teacher, for giving me a seat."
As a result, he officially established his 'Zuo Shi' identity.
However, he said that Sun Shaozong had just sat down, and the embarrassment in his heart had not yet passed, when someone next to him said loudly: "Sun Tongjuan, I just saw your lips trembling, but I didn't hear a word coming out. Haven't even read the poem "Luming"?"
With this sound, everyone's eyes were focused on Sun Shaozong.
ah~
It still came.
Sun Shaozong sighed secretly, only to learn that he was assigned to the chief, and the deputy chief of the Hanlin Academy was talking about Sun Yun, and his face was embarrassed.
At that time, Sun Shaozong guessed that this fellow might attack at the banquet, and now it seems that he has expected it!
At this time, above the chief, in addition to the chief and deputy chief examiners and Sun Shaozong, there were also Jia Yucun and another official of the Ministry of Rites.
Regardless of that official of the Ministry of Rites, Jia Yucun, as Sun Shaozong's boss, is not good at watching from the sidelines because of his feelings and reason. He hurriedly smiled and took a glass of water and said: "Sun Shi said, after all, Shao Zong is a martial artist..."
However, Sun Yun didn't say anything at all. He interrupted him with a sneer and said, "Since he is a reckless man who doesn't know the sage's article, how can he sit as the chief at this Luming Banquet?!"
I have long heard that the officials of the Hanlin Academy are the most arrogant and self-proclaimed, and they look down on the 'people-friendly officials' in the local area. Today, Sun Shaozong finally saw it.
You must know that although this Sun Yun is the deputy chief examiner, his official rank is only the sixth grade, and Jia Yucun is four grades higher than him!
Jia Yucun certainly looked unpleasant.
But Sun Yun's remarks also expressed the hearts of many people, and some even openly applauded.
And more people are staring, waiting to see how Sun Shaozong responds.
However, seeing Sun Shaozong smiling sarcastically, he said, "Master Sun said, didn't you hear that the ruler is short and the inch is long, I..."
"Humph!"
Before he could finish speaking, Sun Yun snorted and said disdainfully, "If you go to the battlefield, there is some truth to what you say - but at this Luming Banquet, I really don't know what your strengths are. Word!"
"If you want to refute it in the name of punishment, then you don't have to. This banquet is a major event for my Confucianism. How can you use Legalism to discuss its length?"
After all, he rolled up his sleeves, and with a look of contempt on his face, he almost pointed at Sun Shaozong's nose and scolded 'You are also worthy of the surname Sun'!
In fact, the law is also one of the subjects that must be taken in the township examination. Sun Yun's words are obviously a bit arrogant, but who made this a Luming banquet held in the Gongyuan
Kong Lao Er is supreme and unshakable political correctness!
Seeing his remarks, everyone forced Sun Shaozong to the corner, and took advantage of the situation to seal the 'name of punishment' stunt that Sun Shaozong was famous for.
Unexpectedly, Sun Shaozong still smiled slyly, raised his wine glass to Sun Yun, and said indifferently: "Although the name of punishment is a petty way, it can let me see the shortcomings of your Sun Shi's words. Since everyone has shortcomings, why can't you and me not be? Sit together?"
"Ha ha!"
Hearing this, Sun Yun couldn't help but raised his head and laughed twice before he said disdainfully: "It's ridiculous, what's the weakness of this official, to be reduced to an ordinary situation with a reckless man who doesn't know the teachings of the sage?"
His words seemed dismissive, but in fact he once again fixed the scope of the debate on 'Confucianism'. If Sun Shaozong criticized other things, he would fall into his trap instead.
I have to say that although this Hanlin Academy's attendant is proud of his talents, he is not a fool!
If you change the warrior next to you, I am afraid that you will only be left in a state of embarrassment.
pity…
The person he met was Sun Shaozong!
I saw Sun Shaozong spread his hands and said with a smile: "I don't know the teachings of saints, your grandson is talking about blasphemous saints, isn't it half a catty or two?"
"absurd!"
When Sun Yun heard this, he immediately sneered and said, "Has this official ever blasphemed a sage's article? Sun Shaozong, if you don't say something ugly today, don't blame this official for slandering you!"
Everyone was also inexplicable, and felt that Sun Tong's sentence was 80% dizzy. How could he, a warrior who had never read the Four Books and Five Classics, read Sun Hanlin's blasphemous article
"Ha ha."
Sun Shaozong laughed and said loudly: "First of all, there are scratches on the chest, more than one place."
"Secondly, the adult's head was stained with ink. Although it was carefully washed, there were still some residues on the scalp."
"Thirdly, the adult had an injury on his knee, so he stretched out his hand and kneaded it many times after entering the door, but the injury did not affect the movement, so it was obviously not very serious."
"Fourth, there are many traces of mosquito bites on your body, obviously..."
"What a mess!"
Before finishing the fourth point, Sun Yun said abruptly: "How can these inexplicable things prove that I have blasphemed the saint's article?"
"Master Sun said to be calm and not rash, and listen to me in detail."
Sun Shaozong said in his chest: "The marks on the chest should be caused by the woman's scratching when she was naked; the knee injury and mosquito bites were caused by kneeling outside the door for more than half an hour."
"Based on this, Sun Shi said yesterday that there must be a battle with Madam Zun—and he lost the truth!"
"Ridiculous, this is absolutely ridiculous! Besides, what does my family affairs have to do with you?!" Sun Yun was obviously a little annoyed and became angry, he shouted, and got up from the seat and glared at Sun Shaozong.
but…
He seemed to be in his early sixties. After standing up, he was still looking at Sun Shaozong.
"It has nothing to do with me."
Sun Shaozong shrugged: "But Sun Shi said that he was naked and tore with Mrs. Zun, and ink was splashed on his head - I thought about it, and I'm afraid that only after you return to the mansion, you will be alone in the study with your maidservants and maids. As a result, the wife of Jiu Kuang was annoyed, and these traces were left."
After a pause, he spread his hands again and said: "Of course, if Mrs. Sun is chased by his wife and streaks all the way from the backyard to the study, then it would be considered that my inference is wrong."
"you you you… "
Sun Yun didn't know whether to be angry or startled, he reached out and pointed at Sun Shaozong, but his whole body was shaking like a sieve.
only…
While this fellow was in a panic, there was actually some happiness in his eyes.
"Uh."
Sun Shaozong thought about it for a while, and then suddenly said: "I'm sorry, it seems that I did infer a little wrong just now, it's not the maid, but the young servant who is talking to Sun Shi - you are doing this kind of hearty thing in the study, how dare you say it. No blasphemous article?"
"you you you… "
Sun Yun continued to use the word 'you' in a row again, as if he had seen a ghost, but it was obvious that he was not arrogant.
"what… "
"Ha ha… "
"Ha ha ha ha… "
I don't know which scholar below couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing, which then led to a burst of laughter.