As expected by Sun Shaozong, Governor Zhou sent someone to the capital to report the matter, and at the same time strongly invited the North Korean envoy Li Enxian to attend the listing ceremony on the ninth day of March.
Since Li Enxian was sent to pay tribute, he was naturally very familiar with Da Zhou's rules. He knew that Governor Zhou would never let himself go to Beijing without the approval of the above, so he agreed with the flow.
The book does not go into details.
After a few days, it was the ninth day of the first lunar month.
This morning, colorful flags were displayed outside the Governor's Palace, and gongs and drums were loud.
The dragon and lion dance team was mixed with the women with broad sleeves and flowing clouds, but they did not appear half-disordered. Among them, there were thousands of firecrackers roaring in unison, and the people in the whole city were shaken.
Not only in front of the Governor's Mansion, but some businesses of a certain size in the city are also required to wear red and green in front of the door, and set off firecrackers to celebrate this grand event by Fu Sheng.
All of these, how can the four words 'great great joy' can be described
But this time Governor Zhou used the name of 'proclaiming the prestige of our country', and no one dared to question him, especially the businessmen in the city, in order to avoid being called 'stingy and misfortune' Yaguan threw the silver into the 'water'.
However, although this scale has increased, it is still extremely boring in Sun Shaozong's eyes - compared to the sound and light effects of modern society, these are really nothing at the moment.
As for the seat of the Governor's Palace...
How can the things fried in the big pot be compared with the exquisite small stove in Wangjiang Tower
Therefore, after arriving at the Governor's Mansion, Sun Shaozong was listless, and all he was thinking about was waiting for the farce to end, and returning to the capital to settle the overall situation immediately, lest Qiu Yunfei couldn't hold on, and really took it away from Wei Ruolan. authority.
Not to mention how bored Sun Shaozong was huddled in the corner.
However, he said that the Governor Zhou and the North Korean envoy Li Enxian stood side by side under the plaque that had not yet been unsealed.
Because the upper classes of North Korea also use Chinese characters and speak Chinese, there is no obstacle to communicate with each other, so Governor Zhou pointed at the performances on the street, and said a few words in high spirits, and Li Enxian also nodded frequently with a look on his face. The color of envy.
It doesn't matter if he's being polite or really envious, Governor Zhou is getting more and more complacent anyway.
At this moment, I saw a group of teenagers dressed as big-headed dolls. They placed about ten tables on the left and right, each piled about two feet high, and made three groups of hydrangea with long bamboo poles, attracting two 'silver balls'. A lion with a golden head and a red beard and fire tail.
Upon seeing this, Governor Zhou knew that the climax of the show was coming, and he hurriedly explained a few words to Li Enxian. Li Enxian immediately widened his eyes and looked at the two lions with good eyes.
I saw that the two lions first circled around the 'Table Mountain' for a few laps, chasing and scurrying, running and jumping. He stretched his neck and watched.
When the two lions finished the heat, they began to climb to the table in different ways. What 'the golden rooster is independent and the lion's tail upside down' caused the surrounding exclamations and applause, even Li Enxian couldn't help but praise.
Governor Zhou was even more proud of himself, secretly thinking that he had spent a lot of money and hired a top-notch lion dance team from Cangzhou Prefecture, and he did it right.
Seeing that the two lions each climbed to the top of the mountain, and after showing off their skills again, they suddenly stood up at the same time and 'bite' the hydrangea carried on the long pole.
Not long after, when the gong rang below, the two lions spit out big red banners from their mouths at the same time, which drew applause again.
When the banner quickly unfolded, it turned out to be a pair of couplets. I saw that the first couplet wrote: This is not a decent person, pretending to look like Lei Gong, but lacking three points!
After reading this first couplet, I feel that something is wrong, and then I look at the second couplet, and it is even more unreliable: I am used to open secrets, I know how to make money, and I have absolutely no conscience!
This looks like...
Are you making fun of corrupt officials? !
Sun Shaozong, who has no ink in his stomach, can see the meaning of the couplet. The civil servants at the gate of the Governor's Palace naturally changed their colors.
Especially that Governor Zhou, with an old face almost as black as the bottom of the pot - just now he thought that Li Enxian could speak Chinese and write Chinese characters, which was really good, and it was convenient for him to show off.
But seeing this couplet right now, he can't wait for Li Enxian to be blind - preferably really deaf and blind!
Can't go on anymore!
Governor Zhou winked secretly, and the servant next to him stepped forward and stopped the performance of the two lions.
However, the gongs and drums were loud and the lion dancers were on the table, but where could I clearly hear what they were shouting
You earned it from me long ago, bit the last hydrangea, and tore it at every turn, revealing the last horizontal batch, but I saw the four big characters 'Destroy the family'!
When Governor Zhou saw these four words, a raging flame exploded in his chest. He didn't care about dignity and restraint, he raised his finger and pointed at the table mountain and shouted: "Take it, take it down, hurry up... quickly give me these Rebels won! Rebels, rebels, these are really a bunch of rebels who don't know how to live or die!"
Seeing him trembling with anger, the officials and officials were busy shouting together. Only then did the officers and soldiers of the Governor's Mansion react [all illiterate] and swarmed up to surround the hundreds of people who were performing on the street. live.
Seeing the chaos in front of the Governor's Mansion, Zhao Wutong, who was beside him, was also mumbling something pale.
Sun Shaozong poked his waist and asked, "This couplet is meant to satirize Governor Zhou, right?"
Zhao Wutong nodded in despair, and explained subconsciously: "This is a pair of dismantled characters. The first page is next to 'This is not a decent person'; Shao San' is the word 'er'; together it is the word 'Confucianism'."
"The second couplet 'No Conscience' is the word 'Gen', and the word 'Mao' is added to separate it, and it is the word 'Qing'."
"As for this horizontal batch..."
Sun Shaozong interrupted him and said, "Needless to mention the horizontal criticism, I can see that it is a 'week'."
The combination of the word 'men' and the word 'ji' in this 'Miemen Daji' is exactly the word 'week' of Zhou Ruqing!
Sun Shaozong couldn't help but feel a little stunned, because this week's Governor's name is 'Zhou Ruqing'!
The couplet not only implied his name, accused him of corruption and perverted the law, and finally cursed him with the words 'destruction of the family' The minister is beside him.
It is said that he originally wanted to make a name for himself in the country, but now he is ashamed and thrown abroad.
As long as there is a shred of truth in what is written on the couplet, it is estimated that Zhou Ruqing will not escape the end of his dismissal from office.
I just don't know who came up with this wonderful couplet...
One update will be added today, and the remaining two will be added one after another. Thanks to the book friend'book friend 110604151013390' for the reward. In addition: Zhao Wutong, Wang Fenghua, Jia Shanyao, etc., are all book friends. Another thing: The couplet was checked online, and the horizontal criticism was added by myself.