The Feast

Chapter 11: Three Stooges

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Siping rolled his eyes: "You just have a fever. Didn't you see what happened to the master in the study these days? It was all caused by the grandma. You dare to underestimate her, and you can't tell you. Now the grandma can't Didn’t she just mess around in the past? Have you forgotten the incident where she went to the kitchen to make a fuss? Now she has died once, and she is really powerful. If you don’t talk about anything else, let’s talk about Grandma Yun. You don’t know what kind of master it is? How much monthly allowance do you think she can give to grandma? Let’s think about it for ourselves, most people might starve to death by now. But go to Meiyuelou to see, a big Grandma and two girls, don't mention how nourishing your life is."

"This... is this true? What's going on? Is it haunted?" Shuangxi's eyes were straightened, and suddenly Duan Tingxuan said in a gloomy voice: "What are you two talking about? Why don't you hurry up and get out of here?" Come in?"

Siping and Shuangxi hurriedly crawled in and said with a smile, "What orders do you have?"

In fact, Duan Tingxuan didn't have any orders, he just suspected that Siping had advertised his "failure" in front of Shuangxi, now seeing the expressions of the two of them, he knew that what he expected was right. He is so angry, wishing he could silence the two confidantes one by one, in the end, reason still prevails, thinking that he is helpless against Su Nuannuan, although these two good-for-nothings are not very good, they always have small ideas Some, Yin suppressed his anger, tapped his fingers on the table and said, "Double Happiness, you also know about this, right? Tell me, how can I go to Meiyuelou for dinner in an open and aboveboard manner in the future?"

Shuangxi almost staggered and fell to the ground. She looked at her master with tears in her eyes: "Master, you are the husband of Grandma. It is only natural for you to go to Meiyuelou. How can it be called Cengfan? Grandma is a wife. Isn't it right to serve the Lord?"

Duan Tingxuan rolled his eyes: "Nonsense, don't I understand the truth? It's just... ahem, in the past, I was the one who ignored her first, no matter how many mistakes she made, how could this person admit that it was her fault, so It's normal for her to blame me for hating me. And she's getting stronger now, the master hasn't figured out her temperament yet, and he doesn't dare to let her move back to the backyard casually, so it's natural to find a good excuse, understand?"

"What? Master still wants grandma to move back to the backyard?" Shuangxi 囧囧 looked at the master with enthusiasm, and thought to herself that she would wait for grandma to live there for a while, and if she didn't die, she was planning to divorce her wife? Otherwise, Grandma Yun would be so active? Why... How come it's only been a few days, and the master wants grandma to move back to the backyard? It's strange, isn't the stuff made by the grandma immortal food? Is it that delicious

"I'm just thinking about it, I haven't decided yet." Duan Tingxuan waved his hands irritably, and the experienced Siping immediately knew that the master was on the verge of breaking out. Thinking of what he said to Shuangxi just now, this fellow had a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly stepped forward and whispered: "Master, there is something that I have said, and I have to help you keep it a secret, otherwise, I will not dare to say it."

"Well, let's talk." Duan Tingxuan's eyes lit up, and he played with the unicorn paperweight on the table: No matter what the idea is, as long as he can help him go to Meiyuelou for dinner. Before this, he never knew that he would be such a glutton. He was obviously tired of living a life of rich clothes and good food, and it was not like he had no food and sleep in the open when he was on a business trip. Why can't he stand that woman so much now? What about food temptations? Could it be that she was under a curse

While thinking about it, Siping whispered: "Master, after the eldest grandma was assigned to Meiyuelou by you, the monthly money and supplies from Grandma Yun...cough cough cough, just...not so timely, the slave thinks Come on, grandma, don’t look too moist. In fact, there may not be anything in the kitchen of Meiyuelou. When we went to the kitchen earlier, the master was only looking for food, but the servant carefully looked at the rice vat and noodle bags. There are too many, and there are not many fish and eggs. If you want to eat in the past, you might as well get some ingredients from the kitchen. This is a good saying, and you are short-sighted. At that time, you are afraid that the grandma will rush to keep you for dinner. ?”

Duan Tingxuan thought for a while, his tightly locked brows gradually relaxed, and smiled slightly: "Don't say it, you are a dog that is still useful at last. I am also confused. I always stretch out my clothes and open my mouth. How can I take what I want first?" Have you forgotten that you have to give it first?"

Siping hurriedly laughed and said, "What are you pretending to be in my mind? It's a national matter, a family matter, what's the matter? It's no wonder that I can't think of it."

Although this flattery didn't hit the horse's hoof, it didn't hit the horse's butt either. Duan Tingxuan sighed sadly, shook his head and said: "A mere family matter? As the saying goes, it is difficult for an upright official to resolve family affairs. It can be seen that this family matter is the most difficult to handle. If you can't manage the family, how can you talk about governing the country and the world?"

Siping Shuangxi agreed, but suddenly Duan Tingxuan said again: "Siping, you said just now that Ran Yunke withheld your grandma's monthly payment and supplies. Is this true?"

Siping secretly groaned in his heart, he was afraid that the master would react to this problem, it was not because he was forced, there was nothing he could do, and he didn't want to betray Grandma Yun, but what if the master always got a bad start, why would he force his mother to make vegetables and dumplings when he came back? manage? Their family has enough leeks and even chickens these days, he feels like throwing up when he smells the leeks, okay

"Well, master, that...Grandma Yun is in charge of the big and small matters of the family, so it is inevitable that she will be negligent sometimes, and it is not a deduction." Siping tried his best to explain for Xu Ranyun, but Duan Tingxuan waved his hand and said lightly: " Is it easy to neglect the big and small things in the house? But I have never seen her neglect the old lady and the wife." After seeing Siping, he wanted to say more, and he said impatiently: "Okay, you can do it too." There is no need to speak well of Ran Yun. I have been married for many years, and I still don’t understand what kind of temperament she is. It’s just human nature to extol the high and step down, and to add insult to injury. What’s more, the source of this lies with me, and Ran Yun is probably looking at my thoughts to do this. thing."

Siping breathed a sigh of relief, it's good for you to understand. But he didn't know that Duan Tingxuan shook his head in his heart, thinking to himself that my intention was not to starve to death those masters and servants, didn't Ran Yun know this? Looking at her killing and decisiveness in the past, it was quite impressive, but now it seems that she is actually just a layman.

I was slightly disappointed with Xu Ranyun, but not completely disappointed. After all, Duan Tingxuan is still a passionate seed. Although this seed was hit by a tragic snowstorm with his first wife, it is still thriving and flourishing with other wives and concubines. So dawdling at night, he decided to go to Xu Ranyun's place, but thinking of duck soup made his mouth bitter, so he went to Xue Zhilan's place, comforting himself that even if he couldn't eat anything good, there was still Lan Er There are so many beautiful looks, they are delicious.