Sure enough, Liu Erniu's words surprised everyone in the temple, but then everyone laughed happily: The kidnappers actually want to buy things from the suffering master surrounded by them? This is simply an anecdote through the ages, there will be no one before or after, right? Even a few virtuous and eminent monks who are not surprised by favor or humiliation can't help but smile.
After laughing enough, Su Nuannuan told a woman: "Go to the door and shout, tell them five cents a piece of cake, do you want love, don't pull them down."
The mother-in-law happily agreed, apparently treating it all as an opera, and was about to go to the door when she saw a young monk standing up and said in a deep voice: "It's better to be careful, the poor monk should go."
Su Nuannuan nodded, grateful in her heart, secretly thinking that although the monks of Pushan Temple seem to be a little less clean than most of the ascetic monks in this era, they like incense and money, but the compassion of monks is always there. Sometimes you can still think about other people's lives, that's not bad, for this, the money donated in the temple today is not in vain.
While thinking about it, the monk really came to the temple gate and shouted. Now it was Liu Erniu sitting on the wax, and turned his head to look at Chen Jing in despair: "Boss...boss, they...they gave the price, what should we do? ... You can't really spend money on cakes, can you?"
"Buy...why not buy it?"
Chen Jing stomped his feet and said fiercely. The development of the matter was beyond his expectation, but thinking of the dry food in the bag that he was unwilling to touch, he decided to use his tricks, because the scent before was too tempting, although as a kidnapper, it would be ridiculous to make such a fact, But isn't this just planning? Since the other party agreed to do business, they must send someone out to deliver cakes, right? As long as you see someone, take it down immediately, and then take turns to extract confessions. I don't believe that I can't ask about the scene in the temple.
The more Chen Jing thought about it, the more he felt that it was such a reason. The original guilt disappeared without a trace, his chest straightened up and his head also raised up. He thought to himself that I am a genius, while listening to Liu Erniu agreeing to the other party's request . Sure enough, no one spoke anymore, and after a while. The scent that had made them so hungry wafted out.
"Boss...they...they really did it. They...made cakes." Liu Erniu 囧囧 looked at Chen Jing with fascination, wondering if this was the most unreliable and absurd kidnapping in history? The kidnapper buys food from the sufferer, what the hell is this? We won't go down in history for that, will we? No. I don't want thousands of years later, the legend of our shameful kidnapping case will still be circulating in the world.
"Just do it. When they are done, someone will definitely come out with a cake. Let's catch him immediately." After Chen Jing finished speaking fiercely, he laughed evilly: "When the time comes, we will catch someone. How nice it is to earn a bag of cakes for nothing."
"Boss, we seem to be here to kidnap." Liu Erniu was about to cry: Has his venerable boss been so stimulated that he forgot the purpose of his trip? Earning a bag of cakes for nothing can be successful.
"Nonsense, I haven't forgotten." Chen Jing himself felt a little embarrassed. I can't help it, I'm really hungry. When I first came here, I thought there were so many foreshadowings. This task is a piece of cake, but now there are so many twists and turns. It made him regret it a little.
After about half an hour, I heard someone shouting inside, saying that the first batch of cakes was ready, one hundred sheets, and asked them to prepare money and wait for the delivery.
"In such a short time, you can bake a hundred cakes? They don't have a hundred iron pans, and each person bakes one cake?" Liu Erniu raised doubts, but Chen Jing said leisurely: " You don’t care how they do it, as long as someone comes out.”
Liu Erniu nodded, and hurriedly shouted to the temple that the money for the cake was ready, and he would pay the money with one hand and the cake with the other. After speaking, he opened his eyes wide and looked into the temple. Under the moonlight, it seemed that a cat ran out of the temple gate and came straight to the gate. He cursed angrily: "Damn it, a wild cat is against us too!" , It’s not good when to come out, but it’s this time.”
The stray cat was moving very fast. When he got close, Liu Erniu realized that the cat had a cloth bag in its mouth. A burst of familiar fragrance came, and Liu Erniu's eyes popped out, pointing at the cat that was trembling. Yang epileptically: "Boss...boss, they... they sent a cat out."
"Fuck me&￥%￥…"
A series of classic national curses poured out from Chen Jing's mouth, and Liu Erniu was also furious. Without saying a word, he snatched the bag from the cat's mouth, gritted his teeth, and said bitterly, "It doesn't matter, anyway, there are a hundred copies here. Cake, eat first and then... one... one hundred pieces?"
Speaking like this, Liu Erniu suddenly felt something was wrong, the bag in his hand was too light. After opening the bag, he almost passed out out of breath, no wonder a hundred cakes are such a weight, this... is this cake? It's basically a layer of rice paste rice crust, right? It looked thinner than a pancake, and less than half the size of a pancake.
"A profiteer, a profiteer." Liu Erniu jumped into a rage, because he was so angry that he didn't notice that the black cat on the ground suddenly arched its back and its fur exploded after waiting for a while.
"A profiteer who lacks the virtue of eight lifetimes is not afraid that a thunderbolt will strike you to death, his grandma..."
Liu Erniu continued to scold, while wanting to catch the big tabby cat to vent his anger, if he can't catch people, it's fine to catch a cat, anyway, if he falls to his death, it can also deter those nasty women, children and profiteers.
Just as he was thinking this way, before he could act, he felt a black shadow passing by in front of him. The next moment, his waist and shoulders sank slightly. Although this feeling was fleeting, Liu Erniu still watched between the flashes It became clear that it was the black cat that jumped onto his body.
"Damn it, you, a beast, dare to bully me?" Liu Erniu was furious, cursing, and was about to catch the tabby cat that jumped on his head. The next moment, there was a sharp pain in his arms and forehead, and he With a loud cry, his movements immediately became out of order, and he just waved his arms indiscriminately to catch the cat, but he didn't expect the cat to be so flexible, jumping up and down and slipping without holding back his hands, he couldn't catch it at all, and was scratched several times on the face by the opponent instead It was hot and painful, and even the hot liquid could be felt from the eyelids, bleeding from being scratched.
"Ah... ah..."
Liu Erniu was so angry that he couldn't even take care of a cat. In the future, let alone the second master, whether he could hold his head up in front of his brothers would be a problem. However, Lucky is a ferocious guy who is not even afraid of grabbing food with the young master. Thinking about that Duan Tingxuan, what tricks can't be used to eat? Even if Zhaocai can get out of the fight with him, and even take advantage of it from time to time, what is this big stupid bull in front of him
The members of the Tugou gang were all so shocked that they watched the second boss fight with a cat, but forgot to come forward to help, until Chen Jing woke up from the huge disappointment, seeing that the sworn brothers were almost overwhelmed. The cat was scratched to death, and then came back to his senses, and shouted angrily: "Go up and help, what are you doing standing there?"
Only then did the crowd suddenly agree, and gathered around to help, those who were sincere couldn't help but look at Chen Jing, and almost said directly, "Boss, you are also a member of the stupid crowd", this Chen Jing was so angry that his seven orifices were smoking, but he couldn't say anything, so he went to help with a gloomy face.
At this time, Zhaocai also realized that he had stabbed a hornet's nest. After Duan Tingxuan's training, this beast has already mastered the way of "a man who knows current affairs is a hero". Jumping up, the four paws kicked on the face of Chen Jing who was running towards him, scratched it along the way, then jumped onto his shoulders, landed on the ground instantly, and fled into the mountain gate in a flash.
Immediately, two aggressive thugs chased Zhaocai and rushed into the door. Needless to say, they were quickly tied up and went to accompany the previous brothers. The only gratifying thing is that the monks were kind and refused to abuse the captives. They gave them a few pancakes, and they couldn’t hold back the food after eating it. There is no scum left.
Zhaocai sent the cake out, but did not get the money back. This result was already expected by Su Nuannuan. Anyway, her last move was not on Zhaocai. Hearing the screams of the bandits before, She was still worried about making money, but when she saw her beloved cat retreating completely, she couldn't help but hugged it happily, touched the slippery fur and praised: "It's a good way to make money, I really deserve to be picked up by Duan Tingxuan." Hey, the civet that you have brought out, even these thieves can’t please you, go back and reward you with a few fish.”
"Young Lord, give this cat... a trick?"
A young monk obviously didn't know how to practice well. When he heard this, he started to gossip and asked a question out of curiosity. As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the abbot cough. Su Nuannuan said with a smile: "Our master has nothing to do at home. He likes to play with Zhaocai. When he comes and goes, the animal's flashing and moving seems to be the same, so I jokingly call it a trick. Actually no."
All the servants in the room couldn't help but look at her sideways, secretly thinking that the eldest son is free at home? Does Shi Ziye have time to be free at home? Either to eat or to make food for grandma, do you think we don't know about this? Hello? In fact, it is to compete with cats, right? There are already five versions of the rumor that people are not as good as cats in Chunfengyuan, okay
The noise of scolding outside gradually subsided, and Aunt Jing came to Su Nuannuan's side, and said softly: "Sister, do you think they will eat those cakes?"
"Who knows? It's better to eat, and it's good for them to stay overnight if they don't eat." Su Nuannuan smiled nonchalantly, but Aunt Jing said sadly: "It would be great if they ate, sister can use that If we try to scare them, maybe it will be effective.”