The Feast

Chapter 16: Make a fool of yourself

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"You don't have a crow's mouth, grandma, I'm fine." Su Nuannuan patted Xiangyun on the shoulder, carefully put the list away, and then walked out slowly. Sure enough, standing on the high balcony, she saw a group of colorful women moving towards the door of her house. She looked at the beans at the door with some sadness, shook her head and said to herself: "It's a pity, it was originally for Duan Tingxuan. Prepared, this is good, there is a scapegoat, let that scumbag escape."

Xiangyun and Honglian stood behind Su Nuannuan, their faces were pale at first, but they became even paler when they heard this, Honglian looked at her master in disbelief, her lips moved twice, but in the end she didn't say anything, now His master is a fierce man who dares to kick even the young master, so what is it to give Grandma Yun a blow

The balcony was very empty, and there were three big living people standing there, the target was so obvious that Xu Ranyun couldn't even pretend not to see it. She frowned, hating and angry in her heart, but a woman next to her didn't wink, and added fuel to the flames: "This grandma is too rude, she just stood there fiercely, she is an abandoned woman , still want to wait for Grandma Yun to visit her?"

Xu Ranyun glared over angrily, where does this bastard woman belong to? Aren't these words poking a knife at yourself? Who doesn't know that Su Mengnuan is an abandoned wife? But no matter what, if the master didn't give her a divorce letter, she is still the grandma in name of the Hou family.

The mother-in-law also understood from the master's eyes that she had flattered the horse's hoof, and she shrank her neck and dared not speak. Here, Feng Xian looked at the open gate, pondered for a moment, and then said softly: "Grandma, although the door is open, it's just that courtesy cannot be broken, why don't you let the slaves come forward to see you?"

Xu Ranyun was getting angry, the words of her confidant girl undoubtedly stabbed her in the heart again, if she came to see an abandoned woman and still needed to ask to see her, wouldn't it be a blow to her prestige? Yin sneered, and said lightly: "How many years has Meiyue Building been abandoned? The gate is probably broken, so what can I ask? Since she dares to open the door, she will let people in and out, so why not just go in?" After finishing speaking Take the lead and step into the high threshold with your head held high.

Su Nuannuan, who was watching from the balcony, covered her eyes with her hands, and said softly: "I have a premonition that there will be a very lively picture unfolding in front of me, but the picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it." He met Honglian Xiangyun's unanimous contemptuous gaze: Don't dare to look? Don't dare to look and spread your fingers so far? Peeping so openly, only the master can do this kind of thing, she is really a huge and wonderful flower.

The next moment, the expected scream came, and Honglian and Xiangyun stared blankly at Grandma Yun, who always liked to put on an elegant and graceful posture, twisting her body and screaming and struggling at the gate, like a colorful dragonfly in a storm, But in the end, he couldn't escape the fate of falling on a horse and fell to the ground. This is not over yet, with Xu Ranyun's strong personality, how could he allow himself to fall to the ground and be unable to get up, so he struggled to get up, and the result was another tragedy.

Watching the beautiful but mean and vicious woman fall down and get up again and again, get up and fall again, the tragedy is repeated like this. Honglian and Xiangyun opened their mouths and stared, so surprised that they even forgot to rush over to help.

"This picture...is really so beautiful that people dare not look at it." Xiangyun murmured like a dream. Xu Ranyun was by no means the only one who made a fool of himself at the wide gate. After rushing into the danger zone one after another, the end is self-evident. Facing the round beans, what other unique ending can there be other than screaming and struggling to fall two horses

After finally helping Xu Ranyun back out of the door, the beans on the ground were no longer as neat as before, and piles here and there were extremely messy.

Xu Ranyun was already gasping, she didn't expect that she just walked in the door with her head held high according to her master's style, but in the end she was "reckoned", and she fell into embarrassment and embarrassment. At this time, her lips were trembling, but she couldn't say a word. Suddenly I heard a distressed voice from the opposite side saying: "It's miserable, it's too miserable, tsk tsk, what do you say? It's a disaster that happened without reason. It's really too miserable."

Xu Ranyun raised her head abruptly. Of course she knew who the voice was. She stared fiercely at the hypocritical woman like a poisonous snake, her lips moved a few times, and then she shook her voice viciously: "Do you also know that I am miserable? This By whom..."

Before finishing speaking, Su Nuannuan suddenly squatted down, stroking the messy beans with both hands, and howled in a crying voice: "My beans, god damn it, let's bask in the sun at the door, Why did I suffer from such a murderous hand? This is my half-year ration, so it was ruined..."

Xu Ranyun didn't come up in one breath, and almost didn't hate Jiuquan for it. The women and girls beside her also stared at Su Nuannuan, who was crying sadly a few steps away, with the expression of seeing a ghost, as if ten thousand bison roared past in their hearts: mud horses blackmail people and don't take them with them. So shameless, right? Are there five catties of these beans at your door? How dare you say it's your half-year ration? Do you eat a pinch of rice for a meal? God, why haven't you starved to death, the scourge

Honglian Xiangyun and Su Nuannuan's time with Su Nuannuan was still short, and they failed to train a thick skin like her iron wall. At this time, they were embarrassed to look at the shameless master with their foreheads, until Xu Ranyun's breathing was heavy It was like thunder, Honglian finally couldn't help it, and had to cough to remind the master to stop when he was good.

Su Nuannuan was quite obedient, and when she heard the coughing sound, she stopped crying immediately, then stood up in a leisurely manner, patted the dust off her hands, then raised her head to look at Xu Ranyun seriously, and said angrily, "What are you doing here? "

"I thought that my sister has been here for almost half a year, and I don't know how things are going, so I came to visit, but I didn't expect that my sister is my sister. Such years of confinement did not kill you, really. My sister and I admire the five-body prostration."

After all, Xu Ranyun is still a scheming woman. She realized that she had already suffered a big loss, and it would only be embarrassing if she continued to make trouble, so she resolutely suppressed her anger and spoke in a mocking tone. From my sister's understanding, this kind of words will definitely make the other party jump, and then I can also watch the excitement and avenge today's embarrassment.

Grandma Yun's calculations are actually correct, but she has calculated thousands of times, and it can't be counted that the soul in the body in front of her has changed its owner. Apart from being robbed, Su Nuannuan is rarely angry about other things, and a few words of ridicule are fine. what? Yin smiled slightly and said: "The younger sister has seen how I am doing now, whether she admires me or holds a grudge, in short, the goal has been achieved, shouldn't it be time to go back?"

Xu Ranyun choked, then widened her eyes slightly, and looked at Su Nuannuan not far away who was smiling leisurely as if she didn't recognize her: What's going on? She didn't even lose her temper? This is not right, what went wrong

Thoughts were spinning, but her face quickly calmed down. She glanced at the beans on the ground indifferently, and said with a sneer: "My sister set up the dragon gate array, isn't it just to make me look ugly? Why? Now that I have succeeded, I feel guilty." ? Counting on sending me away quickly, so you can clean up the scene? How can there be such a good thing in the world?"

Su Nuannuan sighed, shook her head lightly a few times, looked at Xu Ranyun sympathetically and said, "I can understand your desire to be the protagonist, but I have to say, you are really self-indulgent, just for the sake of To tease you, I gave up two catties of beans? To be honest, I am not so generous. To tell you the truth, these beans are for our master who killed a thousand knives. I didn't cheat him so much that he didn't say anything, and I lost two catties of beans in vain, my beans, it hurts to think about it, these are all high-quality soybeans."

At the end, Su Nuannuan, a foodie, probably became more and more sad as she thought about it, and finally the smile on her face disappeared, showing a mournful expression, and said to Xiangyun while sobbing: "These beans are trampled on, and they will be a disaster." , Clean it up later, take it to the backyard to feed the chickens, remember, only feed the hens, don’t let those roosters steal it, the hens can lay a few more eggs after eating, but the roosters are useless. "

In all fairness, these words are really insulting. Where do you put Grandma Yun's face? The beans that Grandma Yun stepped on are only good for chickens? Why don't you say that Grandma Yun almost made your beans go to hell? Those few horse rides were all solid falls, and they were not fake at all.

However, neither the mother-in-law nor Xu Ranyun seemed to think about it at all at this time. They were completely shocked by Su Nuannuan's words just now: What do you mean that beans are prepared for the master who kills thousands of knives? Could it be that this woman is setting up a bean array at the door for the sake of cheating the Lord? God, is she going to rebel? Who in this mansion dares to deceive the eldest son? Even Mrs. Min, that is the woman on Lord Hou's heart. She hates his wife and the son to the bone, and she dare not be so open and above board.

It took Xu Ranyun and the maids and maids who had been shattered by Lei to come back to their senses, and now they could no longer care about their demeanor, so Xu Ranyun screamed: "Su Mengnuan, you have the ability to take care of yourself. Say this again? Who do you want to cheat?"

"To cheat Duan Tingxuan, do you still need to have the guts to say this? Even in front of him, I dare to tell him that this bean is just to cheat him." Su Nuannuan shrugged and said nonchalantly. Then without looking at Xu Ranyun's ugly face as if he had eaten a pile of poop, she turned around and ordered Xiangyun to sweep up the beans, and then went back to the house, never paying attention to Xu Ranyun, who was a bad visitor.