It was only after Duan Tingxuan finished the question that he realized that the aura he had built had plummeted like this, and he was a little embarrassed because of the embarrassment on his face, but his desire for ducks still surpassed the idea of asking the teacher to blame, and the young master was also very helpless. Once the hidden foodie's love for food is aroused, even he can't control this attachment.
"Oh, the duck, how can it be so fast? I will let Honglian handle it in the kitchen, and I will invite you to try my roast duck tomorrow." Su Nuannuan changed her previous attitude of bitterness and hatred towards the scumbag, and was very warm and thoughtful invited. Judging by the expression, she really looks like she has changed her past and will be a good wife and mother from now on, but her rolling eyes reveal that her behavior is definitely not repentance.
"What do you want to do again? Let me warn you, don't play tricks anymore, my patience has a limit." Duan Tingxuan is not a fool, even if he raised his vigilance, he used that "I have seen through everything" look in his eyes Looking at Su Nuannuan.
In normal times, Su Nuannuan would have greeted him with Foshan Shadowless Foot after hearing such a shameless warning from the scumbag. But at this time, she didn't care at all strangely, but repeated the previous question with excitement: "It's the skill you flew up just now, what is it? Cicadas in eight steps? Crossing the river with a reed? Dengping…”
"What's so messed up?" Duan Tingxuan looked disgusted: "That's the ordinary kung fu of light body, don't you know? I'm just smarter than those thieves. What kind of steps are you greedy? Are you mocking me for being greedy?"
The generation gap, this is the generation gap, not across the ages, but across two time and space generation gaps, the eight-step chasing the cicada was actually connected by the scumbag and the greedy, Su Nuannuan was very speechless. I had to explain patiently: "I'm not mocking your gluttony. This gluttony is a cicada. You know how to call it on the tree. You... don't have a name for such a good lightness skill? It's not written like that in the novel."
Only then did Duan Tingxuan understand what she meant, and he couldn't help being angry and funny, shaking his head and said: "So, those legendary stories are just for fun, who made you take it seriously? So many tricks can be made with a light effort, It doesn’t matter if you catch cicadas in eight steps, or cross a river with a reed, isn’t it all light work?”
Speaking of this, I suddenly felt strange, looked Su Nuannuan up and down a few times, the young master couldn't help but rubbed his smooth chin and muttered: "You are easy to talk today, obviously before you put a row of mouse traps to murder your relatives Husband, why don’t you mention it now? Are you still so enthusiastic? Huh! There is nothing to be courteous, it’s either rape or robbery. Tell me, what is your plan?”
"I want to learn lightness kung fu."
The scumbag is not stupid, since that's the case, Su Nuannuan simply didn't go around in circles, and went straight to the point.
"Don't think about it."
Duan Tingxuan refused without even thinking about it: "Why do you, a lady of the world, learn light kung fu? Don't you want to be a female snitch? Let me tell you, don't let those novels fool you. How can a female snitch be as good as the one written in the book?" Scenery? In recent years, it is because of this kind of book that many people like to read it to make money, even the daughters of the boudoir are no exception. There are those unscrupulous booksellers who collude with some poor scholars to write this kind of book. I don’t know how many girls have been harmed. , The women's prison in Shuntian Mansion Yamen can hardly fit in. Although you are domineering and vicious, you have no problem with your brain. You used to laugh at those girls as fools, why now you... "
"Who said I want to be a female snitch?" Su Nuannuan gritted her teeth and stared at Duan Tingxuan: "Why would I choose such a career with no future and high risk? With my current cooking skills, can't I make a fortune? Don't be a villain." The heart of my heart is for the belly of a gentleman."
"Yo, what you said is really high-sounding." Duan Tingxuan slapped his hands a few times with his mouth tilted: "Then I'm surprised, may I ask grandma, why do you suddenly want to learn this light-hearted kung fu?"
"To kick you." Enraged by the scumbag's contemptuous attitude, Su Nuannuan simply revealed her shrew's true colors: "Last time you sat at the table and ate my leek box, so I couldn't even kick you at such a perfect opportunity." Flying out is really embarrassing and embarrassing, so I learned from the painful experience, thinking that if I can lighten my body and move like a rabbit, you will be able to succeed in one blow when you are hard to guard against."
Duan Tingxuan's sarcastic smile froze on his face. Slowly, the smile disappeared. The young master's expression was as ugly as if he had just eaten a pile of shit. Looking at the woman with her head upright in front of her, his voice seemed to come from Squeezed out between the teeth, he said word by word: "You want me to teach you lightweight kung fu, so it is to kick me away, but you say it so openly, do you think I will teach you if you are more honest? "
"Even if I don't say it, you will teach me." Su Nuannuan asked with a sneer.
"So you know it's impossible for me to teach you, so you just have a good time?" The young master nodded suddenly, and he just said, this woman's head doesn't seem to have been kicked by a donkey, so she shouldn't be so stupid.
"Wrong, you will definitely teach me, even if I tell the real purpose." Su Nuannuan put on a happy face and asserted with a smile.
"Did you believe any rumors that water got into my head or that I was kicked by a donkey just now?" It's no wonder Duan Tingxuan had such doubts, other than that, he couldn't find any reason to explain Su Nuannuan's behavior.
"Do you think I'm the kind of silly woman who listens to the wind and rain?" Su Nuannuan rolled her eyes, and her crude movements seemed a little cute, which was a feeling Duan Tingxuan had never had before. He didn't ask any more, since Su Nuannuan was so determined, it seemed that this woman had some confidence, and he waited to hear the other party's conditions. Sure enough, Su Nuannuan stretched out a finger and said, "One month, I'll let you come here to eat and drink for a month, how about it?"
"Did you make a mistake? This is the Hou's Mansion, and you are my wife..." Duan Tingxuan immediately became angry and yelled loudly. Before the yelling was over, Su Nuannuan waved his hand: "Abandoned wife, my son, please pay attention Words. From the moment you sent the three of us to Meiyuelou, I was already an abandoned woman."
"Is there a divorce letter?" Duan Tingxuan sneered, seeing Su Nuannuan stunned, he laughed a few times proudly, then laughed a little, and said, "What do you call an abandoned woman without a divorce letter? You should pay attention to the wording." .”
"How can a person be so shameless?" Su Nuannuan pointed at Duan Tingxuan with grief and indignation: "You scumbag."
"To each other, you poisonous woman." Duan Tingxuan didn't give in at all, cupped his hands and said mockingly: "So you understand? My master is not called eating and drinking when you come to eat."
"Since I'm not an abandoned wife, then the kitchen should have my share, right? It's just right, it saves me the hard work of cooking every day. Come over whenever you like, and I'll let the kitchen deliver your share of meals. "You have a plan and I have a wall ladder, Su Nuannuan clapped her hands in a leisurely way: Ha ha! Are her delicacies so easy to eat? Scumbag, you are so naive.