"you… "
Duan Tingxuan really didn't expect Su Nuannuan to do this again, and was speechless for a while. Suddenly I heard Siping crying beside me and said: "Master, let's go back, it's getting dark." Isn't it? The sun had already set, leaving only a small half of a bright red face outside the mountain.
Duan Tingxuan really wanted to do good deeds and leave with Siping, but damn it... what the hell is making in the kitchen? Why is it so fragrant? And it's getting more and more fragrant? The little prince bets that this is something he has never tasted before, because the smell is so unique, he has never smelled such a heart-scoring smell in his twenties The smell of putting it in your mouth.
"Teach me lightness kung fu, and I'll be able to eat for a month." Su Nuannuan saw Duan Tingxuan's stinky face, but his feet were nailed to the ground, and he didn't move. He knew that this guy was struggling, so he threw out a powerful temptation at the right time.
"One month? Do you think I'm a beggar?" Duan Tingxuan was angry.
"Or... two months?" Su Nuannuan felt heartbroken: She felt distressed for letting the scumbag eat one more meal, let alone one extra month
"Forever." Duan Tingxuan bared his teeth, "Do you dare to dismiss me as a beggar again?"
"Hey! Don't go too far." Su Nuannuan was also angry: "You can't be too greedy, do you think I'm afraid of you? At worst, you'll divorce me. With my mother's cooking skills, Going out is also a great way to make a difference in the vast world, three months, no more."
"Until the church." This woman is really not afraid of being divorced, and she can be strong without desires. Has she finally realized this? This is really bad news for myself. The young master sighed inwardly, and finally took a step back.
"What do you mean?" Su Nuannuan didn't understand, she didn't think about it, and asked directly without shame.
"It's me who teaches you Kung Fu. Until the day you learn it, you have to provide me with food and drink. Let me explain in advance that the quality and quantity of food must be guaranteed. Don't try to fool it."
"To learn this kind of kung fu, it will take at least a year and a half, right?" Su Nuannuan frowned, the conditions were too harsh.
"Could it be that you don't even want to give up the food for a year or so?" Duan Tingxuan vomited blood: "Nuan Nuan, feel your conscience and think about it, let my dignified son teach Kung Fu, who else in this world has more than you?" This honor? Isn’t it because of the good food and food, Lord, am I reduced to the point of being the head of martial arts? Even if you hire a gentleman, you still have to take care of food and shelter? Are they not even as good as those teachers?"
"Okay, okay, then it's settled." Su Nuannuan compromised, although she is not afraid of being abandoned by a scumbag, but it's better if she can keep going. Nesting in this Hou's mansion, at least there is an endless supply of food, so I will definitely not starve to death. If they really go out, it's really hard to say what will happen to these three beautiful women. Feudal society is cannibalistic, especially women, if one is not careful, they will be eaten without bones.
After careful weighing, Su Nuannuan had to admit: From the current point of view, staying in the Hou's mansion is the best choice, especially if the scumbag has something to ask of himself, and he can get along with him on an equal footing, which is far better than the three weaklings. It's better for a woman to go alone in the world, with her golden fingers wide open, walking around in a chic way, earning a lot of money, eating delicious food, and having beautiful men flocking to beg for support is fiction, not reality.
"It's settled." Duan Tingxuan couldn't help but confirm it. After seeing Su Nuannuan nodding, this guy immediately restored the majesty of the head of the family, rolled his eyes and sneered: "You are really boring, even if I don't teach you to lighten yourself Kung fu, isn't it natural and right to have dinner with you?"
"That depends on my mood." Su Nuannuan snorted coldly: "I'm happy, and the food is full of variety; if I'm not happy, I can also eat white porridge and salted radish, if you want to come and share the joys and sorrows with me, just come. "
"You..." Duan Tingxuan was furious again, but Su Nuannuan stared at him: "What am I?"
"Forget it, forget it, good men don't fight with women." The young master swallowed back the following derogatory adjectives very wisely: the aroma in the kitchen is getting stronger and stronger, he can't let the The mouth-watering gourmet chicken and eggs.
"Okay, I'm going to see the bone soup, and I'm ready for dinner." For the sake of the two wild ducks, the grandma who had the upper hand didn't chase after her, but walked to the kitchen with a smile on her face.
Looking at her graceful back, Duan Tingxuan couldn't help spreading his fan and smiling: Ha ha! Naive woman, do you think you can learn light work in a year or so? dream. I have been taught by several famous teachers since I was a child, and I have a very high talent in martial arts. After many rigorous trainings, I have achieved today's achievements by practicing daily. A woman like Su Nuannuan, who has a mature skeleton, no talent, and no rigorous training, wants to learn Kung Fu. It takes ten or eight years, can she lay a foundation? Even if I spend my whole life immersed in this, what I can learn is limited after all. At that time, wouldn't I be able to eat all kinds of delicacies for the rest of my life
The more Xiaohou thought about it, the happier he became. Suddenly Siping said quietly beside him: "Grandpa, you'd better not laugh so cheerfully. If Grandma sees it, she must be upset. If she is upset, you may not be happy."
It was really a word that awakened the dreamer, Duan Tingxuan immediately remembered that his wife's current personality seemed to be very strong. Take a deep breath: It seems that you can't just rely on teaching Kung Fu to make ends meet, otherwise this woman won't be able to learn it in three to five years. She won't say that she is weak, but will resent herself for not teaching it well, why did she run away in a fit of anger? manage? If you want to eat delicious food for a long time, it seems that you still have to be emotional. I have to say that although this woman is more pungent than before, she seems... a little bit cute, much more pleasing to the eye than the vicious and domineering Su Mengnuan in the past.
As soon as I thought about it, I suddenly felt that the aroma became more intense. When I looked carefully, I realized that I had come to the kitchen at some point, and a large casserole in front of me had just been lifted from the lid. What, I can only smell the fragrance and salivate.
"what exactly is it?"
Duan Tingxuan's curiosity has reached the extreme, and he leaned forward to take a look, and saw a few big bones floating in a pot of reddish-brown soup. He was wondering, so Su Nuannuan beside him said with a smile: "This is a bone." The soup is made from selected high-quality pig girder bones and cervical vertebrae, together with angelica, wolfberry, lotus seeds, red dates, and peanuts. It’s a pity that I don’t have enough ingredients on hand. Delicious and nourishing, it really has the best of both worlds."
"Bone soup... can it be boiled like this?"
Duan Tingxuan was shocked. He had only heard of using bones to make broth, and most of them were used to make other dishes. He never knew that bone broth could be drunk directly. But seeing Su Nuannuan put the lid of the pot aside, took a breath and was intoxicated for a while, then smiled and said: "Wait for a while, skim off the layer of oil on top, and then you can drink, huh! It's been two hours. "
Duan Tingxuan really wanted to drink it now, but after weighing it a few times, he felt that his body-protecting skills might not be able to protect his tongue from the test of the just-boiling bone soup, so he had no choice but to follow Su Nuannuan out of the kitchen.
The husband and wife sat together peacefully for the first time. Duan Tingxuan looked at Xiangyun and Siping packing up the mousetrap and the beans, the blackness on his face disappeared, and he turned his head and gritted his teeth to Su Nuannuan: "You really are Ruthless, it doesn't count if you put beans at the door, and you arranged so many mouse traps, why do you hate me so much?"
"Do you still expect me to have any more love for you?" Su Nuannuan squinted at the scumbag: "To be honest, I just arranged a mousetrap and didn't arrange a row of crossbow arrows, so just laugh, or let you Treading Wuhen will still shoot you into a hedgehog."
"Cut!" Duan Tingxuan sneered: "Crossbow arrows? You want to arrange them. The question is, do you have any? Even I only have three strong crossbows in my hand, and I still pestered the emperor to come, not to mention you are a woman. Where can I get crossbow arrows?" As he spoke, he felt very depressed: "I said you don't care? You hate me so much? Actually, I didn't do anything to you."
"What else do you want to do?" Su Nuannuan continued to squint at a scumbag who had no self-knowledge: "Throwing the three of us, master and servant, into the Meiyue Tower, do you dare to say that you want us to fend for ourselves? I almost Starved to death, do you know? If it wasn’t for the cooking skills that Lord Yan gave me, you would be so kind now? Hmph! You’re here just to send a letter of divorce, right? Grandma Yun is here to eat I have suffered such a big loss, can I let it go? Since I will be divorced, what should I be afraid of? You should thank me for being a Bodhisattva now, and I don’t want to harm you, otherwise I’m not a mousetrap. You put some rat poison, what kind of scene do you think it is?"
"Rat poison? You woman really dare to murder your husband?" Duan Tingxuan jumped up, but Su Nuannuan waved his hand: "Calm down, calm down, it's just a hypothetical, I didn't drug it after all, did I? To be honest, it's because of you What a scumbag, let me waste a pot of good bone soup, I really can't bear it, so I can only use a mousetrap instead. Hey! You sent a letter of divorce, right? Take it out and have a look Ah, it is said that the son of the world is both civil and military, let me also see your literary talent."
"What divorce letter?" Duan Tingxuan said with a stinky face, "Don't take it for granted here, Ran Yun said a few words in front of me, but he didn't persuade me to divorce you, you don't want the heart of a villain to treat the belly of a gentleman. "