"This time I received a reward from the imperial court, and I can live in the capital forever. My younger brother has a heartless request. I want to ask my cousin to teach me how to cook some of your specialties..."
Before finishing speaking, Duan Tingxuan said in a rough voice: "Why do you need your cousin for this job? Is she a cook? There are no rules. If you want to eat, you can take that poisonous snake to the Anle Building. A new dish will be launched every month, plus hundreds of original dishes, you will not get tired of eating it day after day for ten years. I know you are not short of money, even if you are short of money, you just go Eat, you don’t need to pay for the meal.”
Su Donglou shook his head and said, "I know that Anlelou's cooking skills are the same as my cousin's cooking skills. However, I still want to learn it myself. You know, he doesn't care about anything in his life, except for his tongue-in-cheek passion. Originally, I promised him that I would come to the capital some time and ask my cousin to be a Buddha jumping over the wall for him to eat, but who knows that the king of Xiangyang has been there all the time, and finally he fell, and we rushed to Beixiong without stopping. This promise has never been accomplish."
Su Nuannuan smiled and said: "This is not a big deal, wait until I personally make a jar of Buddha jumping over the wall..."
"No, cousin, I don't need you now, I want to learn by myself."
Su Donglou said eagerly, seeing Su Nuannuan looking at him curiously, this fellow scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "This... I think, if I learn it myself and make it for him to eat, he will Wouldn't you be happier? Would you also believe that I sincerely want to grow old with him?"
"Bah! You've completely embarrassed your parents." The young master glared at Su Donglou angrily, deeply understanding what kind of mood it is to "sorrow his misfortune and resent him for not fighting".
"Hey! Don't go too far." Su Nuannuan frowned and looked at her husband: "What's wrong? Didn't Donglou just like a man? I said a long time ago that love has no reason at all. Could it be that now I suddenly become a man?" Man, you can abandon me without hesitation?"
"Of course it's impossible." Duan Tingxuan was taken aback, and quickly expressed his loyalty.
"Isn't that enough?" Su Nuannuan spread her hands. Then he said earnestly: "If possible, Donglou doesn't want this kind of thing to happen, right? But it happened, so what can we do? True love should not be restricted by gender. What about love across races, oh, of course. We humans just... don't have to be so extreme."
"What is love across races?"
Lord Hou understood what his wife meant. But Su Donglou didn't understand, so he immediately asked for advice humbly, and heard Su Nuannuan say: "Hey. Even now that Lu Fengyu has become a donkey, you still love him to death, and you insist on cuddling and talking about growing old together. It's called interracial love."
The voice did not fall. Seeing the two men swaying together, Su Nuannuan spread her hands and said: "So Luo. Thinking about it this way, is it easier to accept that Dong Lou fell in love with Lu Fengyu than him falling in love with a donkey? So Ting Xuan, you don't have to be angry. You should be lucky."
The young master nodded sharply, but immediately shouted: "Why am I so lucky? Could it be that without Lu Fengyu, Donglou could really fall in love with a donkey, a dog, and a duck?"
"oh… "
Su Nuannuan was speechless. But the eldest grandma has a sharp tongue, and she talks about great principles. Who can compare to her, a time-traveling woman who has received higher education in the 21st century? Immediately, he patted his husband on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Okay, anyway, what I mean is that things have already happened, and since Dong Lou refuses to give up this relationship even after death, then we have to find a way to help him." He fulfilled his wish and made them feel happy, saving him from bothering us every day, right?"
Su Donglou: ... Is this consolation
Maybe it's because he has been used to obeying his wife for ten years. In short, in the end, Duan Tingxuan finally agreed with Su Nuannuan to meet Lu Fengyu, and let her find out the other party's attitude towards this relationship, and then formulate countermeasures against this attitude.
Su Donglou let go of the big stone in his heart, and received strong support from Su Nuannuan. He was very moved. He made an appointment to meet and left.
Duan Tingxuan sent him to the gate, and suddenly said calmly: "How cunning Lu Fengyu is, I still remember it vividly, you said back then that you treated him as a plaything and would not be manipulated by him, I believe it. But now you have moved your true feelings, and the person who has moved your true feelings will not be much smarter than a monkey, do you still dare to say that you can maintain your rationality and not be led by the nose by him?"
"I really don't dare to say that now." Su Donglou sighed, but then looked directly at Duan Tingxuan and said, "But Tingxuan, after so many years, based on my feelings for him now, if he wants to harm me, you Thought I had the power to fight back? But he didn’t, that’s why I dare to tell you that I think he also has affection for me. But I don’t know why, he always refuses to admit it, and even now he is still depressed every day, except for eating Sometimes, I can’t see what kind of spirit he has.”
"You."
What Su Donglou said was also true, so Duan Tingxuan didn't know what to say other than these two words. Suddenly he saw the other party looking around and saw that there was no one around, so he came closer and said softly: "I don't understand something. , Now that King Xiangyang has fallen, how can Concubine Jing still..."
Duan Tingxuan immediately understood what he meant, and said with a wry smile: "The empress dowager asked Concubine Jing, and she admitted what happened back then, but she said that she had just entered the palace at that time, was young, and was coerced by King Xiangyang, so she dared not resist. Afterwards, she didn't dare to seek death because the King of Xiangyang used her parents to threaten her. The queen mother said that she had been with Concubine Jing for so many years and believed her words. What's more, if the emperor or the queen mother wanted to secretly punish Concubine Jing, how could the fourth prince not be angry? Go to question the prince, what does the prince want to say? So, since the matter is now settled, let this past matter pass. Love is the most important thing."
"So that's the case, this ending can be regarded as a happy ending."
Su Donglou cleared the doubts in his heart, and felt that the future of himself and his lover was worth looking forward to, so he was in a good mood, humming a little tune, turned and left.
"It's been ten years since I left, and my husband's demeanor is even better than before, but why does he seem to be weaker physically and mentally? Could it be that the bastard in the east building is so happy every night that he is exhausted?"
Goodbye to Lu Fengyu, Su Nuannuan's mood is complicated: the other party is still as if she met for the first time ten years ago. He is not like a mortal, but still the figure who looks like a banished fairy in the painting. It's just that, as Su Donglou said, his spirit was more than ten times weaker than then.
"You are still the same as when you were in the south of the Yangtze River. You dare to say such things. Are you also so outspoken in the Hou's mansion?"
Lu Fengyu shook his head with a smile, he didn't have any hatred for Su Nuannuan. on the contrary. He was very happy to see each other again. Because the two talked about their love, Lu Fengyu suddenly changed the subject. Asked Su Nuannuan: "Did Su Donglou invite you to come over and be a Buddha Jumping Wall for me?"
"yes."
Su Nuannuan raised her eyebrows with a smile and said: "Now I'm not what I used to be. As Mrs. Hou, I still have to hold on to my identity. I don't cook easily. That's the East Building, begging me hard. So let’s cook another Buddha’s Jumping Over the Wall for my husband, and by the way, I’ll make two fresh dishes, so that you can taste my real skill.”
Lu Fengyu clapped his palms and said with a smile: "It's very wonderful, at least that guy still remembers this promise. In this way, even if I die, I can rest in peace."
Su Nuannuan's smile froze on her face, looking at Lu Fengyu in disbelief. He cried out: "Death? What do you mean? Sir... What kind of serious illness are you suffering from? There is no cure? Why didn't Donglou tell me this?"
"No, who said I was seriously ill?"
This time it was Lu Fengyu's turn to be surprised. But seeing Su Nuannuan heaving a sigh of relief, frowning and complaining: "What nonsense are you talking about without it? I was so scared that I thought you were seriously ill. Even if there are no taboos, don't just say words like death, rest in peace, etc., okay? Okay? It's easy to cause misunderstanding."
"It's not a misunderstanding." Lu Fengyu smiled casually: "Don't you understand? This is my beheaded meal, but since that guy in Su Donglou invited you to cook this meal, then I will die willingly .”
"Break... cut off meal?"
Su Nuannuan was so frightened that she almost jumped up: "Wait...that...Mr. Lu, is there...a misunderstanding? How could it be a meal? Donglou is very worried about your current state of depression, in order to make you treat him Open up your heart, he even wants to learn how to cook from me, you... What did he do? He made you have such a terrible idea? "
"In order to let me open my heart, he wants to learn how to cook with you?" Lu Fengyu was taken aback for a moment, then shook his head with a wry smile and said, "He really saw my weakness clearly and knew how to attack my weak points. "
Su Nuannuan rolled her eyes, thinking nonsense, you still need to fully see your weakness? Wasn't it clear ten years ago
"Forget it, since his obsession is indestructible, so what if I fulfill him? Anyway, living like this is actually not fun."
Lu Fengyu lowered his head and pondered for a while, as if he finally thought about it, shrugged his shoulders and smiled, and suddenly heard Su Nuannuan softly said: "How is it a perfect method? You can't be... want to die, right? Why? Isn't Donglou very nice to you? Okay? I heard what he said, and I wish I could cut my heart out for you to see."
"He lied to me, I didn't expect to deceive you too." Lu Fengyu chuckled, stood up and stretched: "Okay, okay, don't talk about these troubles, don't you say you want to be a Buddha jumping over the wall? ? I really can't wait, oh... Since I'm a dying person, can you allow me to watch?"
Su Nuannuan was really crushed by Lu Fengyu's thinking, how cunning and insidious was he once? Why is it that his eyes are covered with cow dung now, Su Donglou just can't see the kindness he treats him? What kind of logic is it to decide that you will die after eating this meal? No, she can't make this meal until she understands it.
Hearing Su Nuannuan's request, Lu Fengyu sighed, shook his head and said, "This matter has nothing to do with you, why do you have to be so serious?"
"I'm being serious. I just want to try to understand your brain circuit. I just want to see if your former venomous snake is a delusion or solid evidence?"
Su Nuannuan shouted proudly, Lu Fengyu couldn't hold back her here, and sighed, finally showing some regret on his face. He sat down slowly, lowered his head slightly, and put his hands in his sleeves. The weather during the Mid-Autumn Festival is not too cold, but these years he has traveled around with Su Donglou, and his spirit is getting worse and worse, so even his bones are very fragile and afraid of the cold up.
"Ma'am, do you still remember? What did he say in the bamboo building and Su Donglou?"
Su Nuannuan tried her best to recall and recall, but in the end she still couldn't recall: It's been ten years, if she still couldn't forget Su Donglou's words, she might have been soured to death by the sour smell released by Duan Tingxuan.
"He said. He will play with me for a few years. Anyway, I am a guy full of bad things. He doesn't have to bear the debt of conscience. When he has played enough, I guess I will be half dead. At that time, I will die of illness or starvation. .It can be regarded as my retribution."
"ah!"
Su Nuannuan let out a cry. As soon as Lu Fengyu said this. She just remembered that because of this, she seemed to have said that Su Donglou was from the scum. He also said that there will always be a day when he regrets it, but he didn't expect this day to come.
Immediately, he widened his eyes and murmured: "But...but that was just a moment of anger, right? How could you take it seriously?"
"Of course it is true. I have always kept this sentence in my heart, so at first I wanted to stick to this heart. Then one day, he became anxious. He told me that he would not let me die easily, even if If he wants to die, he has to get my heart before he dies."
Lu Fengyu said this. Then he smiled slightly and said softly: "Madam, what else do you not understand? Su Donglou is the best person. He promised to bring me to eat the Buddha Jumping Wall you made by yourself. He really brought me here. So when he said he wanted to win my heart and then call me dead, he would do what he said."
Speaking of which. He suddenly smiled arrogantly, and said lightly: "But when I die, you tell him, if I hadn't been disheartened and tired of this game for the past two years, I would never have let him see my true intentions. I If I am determined to pretend that I am not interested in him, I can live until I am seventy or eighty. But... Alas! I may be old, and I have passed my forties, so my heart softened. I thought that he is still in his prime, why bother Want to drag him down for the rest of his life? It’s better to fulfill his wish earlier, he still has a chance to marry a wife and have children. I haven’t done a few good things in my life. I should have died long ago. It’s because of him that I’ve been able to live for so many years. He has been nice to me for years…”
Su Nuannuan looked at Lu Fengyu in a daze, she was completely speechless: people in love have negative IQ, is it really an iron law? Even the insidious and clever Boss Lu couldn't escape the sanction of this iron law, which made him become a suspicious and suspicious fool after falling in love with Su Donglou.
However, it doesn't seem to be all due to Lu Fengyu.
Lu Fengyu was still chanting, but his voice became lower and lower. At this moment, the door was knocked open with a "boom", and Su Nuannuan turned her head to look, and saw Su Donglou standing at the door with an excited expression on his face, and behind him stood the ignorant young master.
Now that the grandma had something to vent her anger, she jumped off the chair and poked Su Donglou's forehead and shouted, "You deserve it! You deserve it! What did I tell you back then? Let you pretend to let you pretend, this is good, it's okay. Was it struck by lightning?"
With a mournful face, Su Donglou yelled weakly, "Sister-in-law, don't poke it, it hurts a lot. I... I never thought that he would remember that sentence until today with such a good memory? It was clearly an angry remark. "
"What's the matter with angry words? I said earlier that some words hurt people deeply and cannot be easily uttered. You just don't believe it, how about it? Are you regretting your intestines now?" Su Nuannuan withdrew her hand, and He reprimanded Su Donglou with a righteous face.
"Yes, yes, it's more than regret? It's almost dark." Su Donglou sighed, walked in front of Lu Fengyu, and said with a bitter face: "Sir, how can you take that moment of anger seriously? So It's been a few years, but you still don't know my heart for you? You... what do you think... "
"Ma'am, should we avoid it at this time?" The stupefied young master coughed lightly, but saw his wife waved his hand with great interest and said: "Oh, I've been listening for a while, what's the matter, it's not enough It's the most disgusting time."
Duan Tingxuan: ...
Over there, Su Donglou obviously only had Lu Fengyu in his eyes, completely unaware that there were two upright people listening to the corner, grabbed Lu Fengyu's hand and continued affectionately: "It's too late for me to love you, look at you The spirit is getting weaker and weaker. I don’t say anything, but my heart is burning with anxiety. Why do you think I brought you to the capital to eat Buddha jumping over the wall? It’s not because of a promise, but because I know you like to eat, so I hope that after you settle in the capital, let If you go to the Hou's Mansion every now and then for dinner, maybe it will cheer you up and live a good life. With all my hard work, you... Oh! I really wish I could cut my heart open and show you, then you will be able to live a good life. Know that I speak from the bottom of my heart..."
"What do you mean? This guy Su Donglou really thinks of me as a cook, right?"
Su Nuannuan was so angry that smoke was coming out of her nostrils. Duan Tingxuan was about to comfort her when she suddenly heard a girl's voice in the courtyard: "Master Hou, madam, there is a housekeeper in your mansion looking for you, saying it is your mansion The third master returned to Beijing to report on his duties today, and he has already arrived home. In addition, Mr. Long and Mrs. Chu have come back from Lu Song and have come to the Hou Mansion as guests. They are accompanied by the female relatives and the third master. Let you go back quickly. "
"What? The court has already arrived home? This bastard didn't send a letter when he returned to Beijing to report on his work, and I don't know how he has done in the past three years."
"Isn't that right? Is this fellow trying to surprise us? And Pingzhang and Chuxiu didn't send a letter in advance, saying that they all learned badly, and they even learned how to make surprise attacks. Hmph! This You have to pull your children over to show off, give them a big shot, and congratulate them on this double happiness."
"Ma'am, are you sure that Mawei is used to celebrate Double Happiness?"
"It can be used like this in my place."
The voice gradually faded away, and Su Donglou and Lu Fengyu in the room opened their mouths and blinked their eyes. After a long while, Su Donglou scratched his head and murmured: "This... they are all gone? Why did I invite them here? of?"
"Why don't you leave? Do you still expect Mrs. Su to stay for me to be a Buddha jumping over the wall?"
Lu Fengyu was angry and funny, and the next moment, his body was picked up by the sky, only to hear Su Donglou firmly say: "Yes, it's just right for them to leave, the point now is: the two of us should have a good talk, physically Let’s talk, how can you believe that my heart for you is true? If it’s not enough to be consistent, I don’t mind being squeezed by you every day until the eternity.”
"I... bastard, let go of me, who wants to squeeze you every day? Go away... ah!"
The sound stopped abruptly, and Duan Tingxuan and Su Nuannuan, who had just walked out of the courtyard, couldn't help but paused.
"That... I seem to have heard Lu Fengyu's scream."
"Whatever, let them solve their problems by themselves. Anyway, Donglou knows Lu Fengyu's heart knot, so he should know how to deal with it, so we don't need to worry about it."
Duan Houye obviously still had confidence in his cousin's ability, and he pulled Su Nuannuan away briskly.