Duan Tingxuan does have the capital of narcissism, but it is a pity that he has not finished his self-indulgent thoughts, when he saw Su Nuannuan reached out to pick up the remaining peach, and then handed him the plate expressionlessly , just when Duan Tingxuan was inexplicably surprised, he saw the plate suddenly lifted up. A small bay of stagnant water trickled down the hair.
Poor little Hou Ye is so strong in martial arts, he was delayed for a while because of his self-indulgent imagination, and then he was hit by Su Nuannuan, which can be called a great humiliation in his life. At this moment, he was so angry that he lifted the plate on his head, gritted his teeth and asked, "What are you doing?"
"I think you don't seem to know what you look like, so I'll give you a plate for you to take a picture of." Su Nuannuan's tone was not much better, and she frowned with disgust on her face: "Say, who is it? You let it out? Let you come to me again to make troubles."
"What are you talking about? Master, I am the son of the world and not a prisoner. I can go wherever I like, and I need a dog's leg to release me?" Duan Tingxuan said, looking at the peach in his hand: "Damn, even a peach bullies me, not at all. Not sweet." After speaking, he was about to throw it out.
"Do you dare to throw it?" Su Nuannuan knew what the scumbag was going to do after listening to these words, she said it in time, and saved the half of the peach, well, if this is considered saving.
"I'm going to throw it away, what can you do to me?" Duan Tingxuan put out the son's money and weighed half a peach in his palm, but he didn't dare to throw it out.
"I don't want you to be touched by any delicious food, believe it or not?"
Su Nuannuan's threat is absolutely heavyweight for Duan Tingxuan. But the young master was not moved at all, a confident smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said proudly: "Do you think you can stop me?"
"I can't stop you." Su Nuannuan sat down. Yoyo smiled and threw another bombshell: "But I don't have to."
The effect is immediate. The young master opened his mouth in anger, gnawed the remaining half of the peach, and showed Su Nuannuan the peach pit in his hand, and shouted: "A man, how can he be threatened by a woman? I said throw it away." Throw it, why?" After speaking, he raised his hand and threw the peach pit out.
Su Nuannuan looked at Duan Tingxuan with a look of admiration like a mountain looking up: all day long, I only heard that he can bend and stretch. I didn't expect to meet a representative person who can bend and stretch today. What is Han Xin? Crawl through someone's crotch. It's not like other people's little master, who is obviously aggrieved, but still shows such a majestic spirit of stretching. It is simply a super-exquisite flower.
"Duan Tingxuan, I'm convinced." Su Nuannuan stretched out her thumb, and finally made the young master feel a little embarrassed, coughed and waved his hand: "That's all. I'm asking you, it's only half a peach. Why? You won't let me throw it?"
"Waste of food will be punished by God." Su Nuannuan said indifferently, before the words finished, Duan Tingxuan's eyes were about to protrude in surprise, and exaggeratedly shouted: "What? What are you talking about Nuannuan? Wasting food is punished by God? Haha Haha, other people can say this. You say this to me? Have you forgotten what virtue you used to be?"
"The former Su Mengnuan is dead." Su Nuannuan put on a sad expression, with a pun.
Sure enough, Duan Tingxuan's laughter stopped abruptly, and after a while, he sat down beside Su Nuannuan. He returned to his dandyish appearance again, and said with a smile: "So. Are you afraid that I will be punished by God?"
Su Nuannuan finally couldn't bear it any longer, staring hard at the scumbag's face, she had to admit that this face was really good-looking, with deep and handsome features, the adjective "sculpturally perfect" that I often see in novels It seems to be prepared for this appearance. So much so that after Su Nuannuan stared at it for two seconds, she lost her mind for a moment, wondering if this is the feeling of eating beautiful tofu with her eyes
Just as he was thinking about it, he saw that handsome and flamboyant face suddenly approached a little closer. Duan Tingxuan had a playful smile on his face, and whispered in Su Nuannuan's ear, "Do you think my husband looks good?" Is it possible not to be charmed by the magnetic charm that is unique to men? The tips of their noses almost met.
After all, Su Nuannuan's 20 years of life was not in vain, she was too old to be a star chaser, and she always put food first, so Duan Tingxuan's voice not only did not confuse her, but made her wake up suddenly, and pushed her away. Opening the head that came closer, he snorted coldly: "What a ghost."
"It doesn't look good and you're dumbfounded?" Duan Tingxuan sat up straight and muttered, unfolding the folding fan in his hand and shaking his head in a serious way: "Tsk tsk, duplicity."
"You don't believe me when I say you don't have self-knowledge." Su Nuannuan has obviously improved her acting skills after these days of honing, and she said without any guilt: "Didn't you see that I was studying your face? Sigh I'm really worried."
"What's wrong with my face? What are you worried about?" Duan Tingxuan was startled by her solemn tone, touched his face and frowned and asked.
"I'm looking at how thick your skin is. I'm worried that if it's too thick, what will happen if your beard won't grow out in the future? Men have to grow beards after they're forty. How can you meet people if you can't get through your face?"
"Do you want to be so hurt?" Duan Tingxuan said angrily, "Tell me, why did I offend you? These days, you don't appreciate the food, drink, and cloth you send, and you don't need to treat me like killing your father and your enemy." right?"
It is really rare for the young master to look so annoyed. Even if he is chased by Su Nuannuan and runs all over the yard, he always regards himself as the winner. At this time, Su Nuannuan saw that the scumbag was so ashamed but did not dare to become angry, so she couldn't help being in a good mood , She couldn't help but burst into a "puchi" laugh, feeling the surge of laughter in her heart, she was so happy, she simply raised her wrist to cover her mouth, and laughed without any scruples.
Laughter echoed like silver bells. Duan Tingxuan stared at the beautiful woman in front of him who should be familiar and disgusted: Ruyun's beautiful hair was piled up in a pony bun, and there were no many luxurious jewelry in the past on the bun, only a pearl and silver hairpin, which was adorned just right. . There is no heavy makeup on the face of the hibiscus. Although the delicacy painted with care is missing, because of the already beautiful appearance, with a few touches of "natural to carve and decorate, the hibiscus comes out of clear water" is beautiful and natural. At this time With a smile, it is really radiant and charming. That bullying Saixue's bright wrist covered her sandalwood mouth just right, and on her wrist was a green jade bracelet that was transparent and swayed slightly with her movements.
"The people around me are like the moon, and their bright wrists are covered with frost and snow."
Duan Tingxuan murmured, but the voice was extremely low, and Su Nuannuan, who was laughing happily, didn't hear it. Now that she was finally laughing enough, she straightened up and said with a straight face: "You have shown so much credit, send me a gift!" Food, drink, clothing, I also accept these things, otherwise you think you can really eat so much of me with your little means? But since you have done all these, why should I ask you to find a few people? Help me renovate the kitchen, but you push back and forth, and there is no sign of doing this until today? Don’t you understand the truth that a good person will send Buddha to the west after all?”
Why is this woman unwilling to recognize the situation
Duan Tingxuan thought angrily, but pretended to forget and patted his forehead, then sighed: "I'm so busy these days, how can I remember such trivial things?"
"Really? Did you forget because you were too busy? Didn't you still have illusions in your heart and planned to lure me back to the backyard, so you don't want to take the trouble now?" Su Nuannuan narrowed her eyes slightly, obviously suspicious The facial expression looks different. The little Hou Ye felt his heart jumping suddenly, his mouth seemed to be a little dry, and he didn't dare to look at that pretty face again. If he saw some reaction, the tigress had to beat his little brother. half dead
Thinking of the terrible consequences, the little duke couldn't help but tremble, turned his head calmly, and began to vomit bitterly with his fingers: "I'm really busy, you don't even know, these days I've been sent around by the emperor..."
"Come on, two days ago you were clearly hanging around with me every day, eating, drinking, and even stealing." Su Nuannuan mercilessly poked holes in his words.
Duan Tingxuan suffocated, and said awkwardly: "It's really busy these two days..." Before he finished speaking, he saw Su Nuannuan's suspicious gaze, he couldn't help but swear, "I've been really busy these two days, Otherwise, can I not come to you?"
"Look for the food I cook, not me."
Ignoring Su Nuannuan's obvious emphasis on drawing a clear line, Duan Tingxuan took a few breaths, stretched out his hand to loosen his collar slightly, and said in a bad mood: "There was an incident in the Prince's East Palace the day before yesterday, I naturally I want to help him investigate. After two days of busy work day and night, I finally got the result today. I am really tired and hungry, so this time I came out of the East Palace, didn't I just come straight to you? Stop talking nonsense, in the kitchen Hurry up and eat something, I think I can eat a cow now."
"Nonsense." Su Nuannuan dismissed it: "Besides, if you are really hungry, you should rush to the kitchen in the backyard right now. What are you doing here? I'm too lazy to do it tonight, so I plan to have a bowl of it." Thin porridge and two side dishes make do with it."
"I eat the things in the kitchen like grass now. Can you expect a wolf that has eaten meat to go back and graze grass?" Duan Tingxuan made a vivid analogy, and then said with the last hope: "Two small dishes ? Which two are they?" Ugh! If it's thin-fat bacon, distiller's lees, chicken feet, it's okay.
The young master was thinking to himself, but Su Nuannuan said very ruthlessly: "Salted radish strips, pickled cabbage root, do you want to eat? This is enough."
"Isn't it? You can't be so cruel." Duan Tingxuan screamed, but Su Nuannuan said earnestly: "You have been working for the prince for the past two days, and you have been hungry for so long. It is most appropriate to eat gruel and pickles."