The Feast

Chapter 70: Chicken fight

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"Hey! After all, it's all the fault of her birth. If she wasn't born in a wealthy family, where would she have these troubles?" Su Nuannuan sighed deeply, but heard a few girls laughing together, only laughing so that she couldn't understand , turned his head and said: "What did I say? Is it such a joke?"

Honglian also smiled and said: "Grandma, it's true that this is what your rich lady said. You can see that the onions and flowers are all happy. If you were not born in a rich family, do you think those poor people will have a better life? Don't say anything else, just you This mouth, how many people can afford it? Even if they can afford it, poverty, sickness, or meeting a disciple, or meeting someone who is not kind, or having children who are not up to date...there are a lot of troubles in the world, how can I say it Does every family have scriptures that are hard to recite? But this wealthy family, despite all kinds of distress, is finally not short of money."

"Hehe! Honglian, you are so young, but you can see it so clearly. Could it be that this is the root of innate wisdom? I will send you to the temple to be a sister-in-law tomorrow. With your great virtue and wisdom, you may be a generation of Taoists in the future. Ni."

Su Nuannuan gritted her teeth and said, Honglian Qingzhi understands these principles, but she just refuses to face them. Now that she is forced into a corner with a few words, she will become angry from embarrassment. Haha laughed, and quickly waved his hands and said: "No, no, no, this servant is so greedy for the world of mortals, and committed countless murders. I even slaughtered two ducks a while ago. It's better not to cause trouble for the nuns in the temple."

"Forget it, let's cook. I'm going to make a new meal today. I'm sure you'll want to swallow your tongue." Seeing the sun rushing towards the mountains to the west, Su Nuannuan stood up and took the bunch of keys. Income into the arms: Hong Lian is right, since he has traveled to such a place, he has to face the reality. This key, after all, is also a layer of protection, so don't be hypocritical. But Duan Tingxuan must know the depth of this. But I still want to fool myself, hum! Capital crimes can be avoided and life crimes cannot be escaped. How to deal with him when he sees the time.

While thinking, he left the house. As soon as they heard that there was fresh food, the girls became interested and followed her out the door. Cong'er laughed and said, "Grandma, what kind of food is not food? The servants wish they could even swallow their tongues? In the evening, the servant carefully counted the past few days when I came to grandma's side. I couldn't help being afraid. I thought that fortunately our tongue is still strong, otherwise it would have been swallowed into the stomach with the delicious food, and then it would have to go out Pull. I don’t know how much effort it will take.”

Before finishing speaking, everyone burst into laughter, and Su Nuannuan couldn't help laughing and said: "Bah! If you really want to swallow it, you will die, and you still want to pull it out?"

He went down the steps while joking. Before entering the small kitchen, I saw Siping rushing in excitedly. He laughed and said: "Grandma, our grandfather ordered a few catties of high-quality bird's nest from the fourth prince today. Except for the old lady and the wife, the rest is for you."

"Where's your grandfather?"

Su Nuannuan asked Honglian to take the bird's nest. Asked with a smile.

Looking at that obviously kind and gentle smile, Siping felt his scalp tingling for some reason, secretly thinking about our master? Our grandfather is still squatting fifty paces away. You didn't dare to come in until you saw that I hadn't been kicked out.

It turns out that Duan Tingxuan also knew that although his act of giving the key this morning was for the good of Su Nuannuan, the negative impact of it must not be hidden from her. But the woman yelled about life's pleasures, eating and drinking every day, and showed a very obvious tendency to dislike the open and secret struggles in the mansion gate, so once she figured it out, she must have no good fruit for herself. I have to be wronged for a few days, and I can't eat the food of Chunfengyuan.

That's okay, I'm most afraid that the woman will show her true nature in a fit of rage, and let her chase out with a kitchen knife as soon as I enter the door. This is not Meiyuelou. When people saw it, it was really embarrassing to be a human again. Although it is a bit excessive for a woman in the house to do this, but after the shrew is reborn, does she care about these etiquette rules, three obediences and four virtues? If she really wants to go too far, she can only be dumb and eat Coptis chinensis and swallow it by herself.

Therefore, after much deliberation, the young master, who refused to take risks easily, decided to let Siping, the number one lackey, go to explore the way for him first. If he didn't get kicked out, he reckoned that he would have passed the test. After all, no matter what, my private treasury is also very fat, handing over the key to Nuannuan is like a big pie in the sky, and she happened to catch it, maybe she figured it out and won't be too angry.

So Siping stepped into Chunfengyuan with the tragic mood of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the slaves will never return". Hearing Su Nuannuan's question at this time, he naturally wouldn't tell the truth, so he quickly smiled flatteringly and said: "Master has something to do in the back, and he will be there in a while."

"Oh!" Su Nuannuan nodded calmly, then turned to Honglian and said, "Bring the big rooster that was brought over from the kitchen in the morning, it will be the main ingredient of our fresh food tonight."

As soon as he heard that there was fresh food, Siping's eyes immediately lit up two small lanterns. This good servant really wished he could turn around and shout: "Master, come in quickly, grandma is going to make new delicacies here again."

"Grandma, do you want to bring the cock here and kill it?"

After all, it was Honglian, worthy of being Su Nuannuan's confidant girl, as soon as she heard the master's words, she guessed what she wanted to do. Sure enough, Su Nuannuan nodded expressionlessly and said, "That's right, just take it here, and I'll kill it myself."

"oh… "

Siping's sanity suddenly came to his senses, and he realized that his father was in a bad situation. Just as this guy was about to go out to ventilate his master, Su Nuannuan turned around and looked at him with a sneer, and said lightly: "Why? Siping, what's the matter with you? "

"Ah... um... Well, there's something wrong..." Siping had a bitter face, hoping that the grandma would let him report a letter to his master.

"Don't go out if you have something to do." How could Su Nuannuan let this guy succeed? One sentence cut off all hope of Siping.

"Then grandma still asks?" The strong resentment made Siping couldn't help but answer back, but Su Nuannuan smiled triumphantly: "That's the effect you want, hum! You won't die as a pastime."

Siping held his forehead weakly, and muttered in a low voice: "Master is cunning, grandma is savage, you are really a couple made in heaven."

"Huh? What are you talking about just killing?" Su Nuannuan took the kitchen knife and rooster handed over by Honglian, and compared the kitchen knife in front of the four planes. The boy jumped away in fright, and said repeatedly: "It's nothing It's nothing, the slave is just leaking out of his mouth."

"Huh!" Su Nuannuan ignored him, and seeing Cong'er moved to the Maza, she sat down with a big cock and a kitchen knife, and sure enough, after a while, Duan Tingxuan appeared at the gate with a folding fan in his hand. Outside, Su Nuannuan sneered, and chopped off the rooster's head with a knife, but unexpectedly, the rooster was really mighty and domineering. When he struggled hard at the critical moment, the knife passed in front of its mouth, and it was chopped off.

This is naturally Su Nuannuan's intention to release the water. At this time, she noticed that the big rooster was struggling violently, and her mighty legs and wings had exerted a bit of the strength of an eagle. It happened that Duan Tingxuan had just walked in, so she pretended to let go, " Oops!" After a scream, the big rooster rushed towards the unsuspecting young master.

Duan Tingxuan spent a long time outside, and saw that Siping was still not beaten out, and the Spring Breeze Garden was peaceful, so he felt relieved, secretly thought that Nuan Nuan had finally learned how to be a wife, and this is not going to embarrass me too much, I I have to accept her love.

Thinking of this, she became excited, and saw a hibiscus clump blooming just right. Thinking about how beautiful Su Nuannuan would be if she put such a flower in her bun, wouldn't it be more beautiful? It also seemed that he was sympathetic to the fragrance and cherish the jade. So the heart moved at will, and immediately picked a few big flowers with hot hands, and rushed to Chunfeng Garden excitedly.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the door, he saw a colorful and unknown object flying towards him, and the young master was startled, and screamed strangely: "What is this?" After touching the neck, I heard Su Nuannuan shouting from behind: "Catch the living and the living."

Don't say that Duan Tingxuan is guilty at the moment, even when he is arrogant, he dare not take Su Nuannuan's words as wind. As soon as I heard the phrase "catch the living", I wanted to change my move. Unfortunately, it was too late, so I raised my hand and turned my arm abruptly. Well, I almost twisted my shoulder. This time I changed direction It was too fierce.

Su Nuannuan is such a shrewd person, how could he not know how powerful Duan Tingxuan is. If you don't want to help him out, isn't it a joke to make him suffer with a rooster? That's why the phrase "catch the living ones" came into being. Sure enough, these words played an inestimable role in this human-chicken war. Perhaps it was several times of escape, which allowed the big rooster to master the escape skills and improve its combat effectiveness. Even under the siege and interception of such a master as the young master, it still flopped around the yard three times before falling into the French Open and being locked up again. into the cage.

Looking at Duan Tingxuan again, there is no trace of his usual calmness, his clothes are shredded, his hair is a little disheveled after being hit by a chicken paw, and although there are no scars or blood on his whole face, it is still blacker than the bottom of a pot. The big rooster, which was still struggling to survive in the cage, yelled angrily: "Whose chicken is so fierce? Nuan Nuan, what are you going to do by catching it alive?"

"Nursing, there is only such a treasure in the chicken coop in Meiyuelou. If you send it there, you may not be able to please the weasel when it comes."

Su Nuannuan came over and said with a smile, while looking at the big rooster with incomparable admiration and admiration: "Tsk tsk, it's so powerful, even the master has suffered under its claws, it really is a fighter among cocks."

"Fighting shit." The little marquis who had suffered a loss was depressed: "I was caught off guard, and you have to live to catch it, or you will be strangled to death with one hand." , suddenly reacted, and looked at his wife suspiciously: "I said Nuannuan, did you do it on purpose? The reason why you want to keep alive is actually to make me look ugly."