"My lord, I heard that Grandma Lan has made a new set of palace clothes. It is the latest style that has been handed out from the palace this year. Grandma Lan is beautiful and beautiful. If she wears such a palace costume, I don't know how glamorous it will be. If you don't go have a look?"
On the path leading to Meiyue Tower, Siping thought hard and thought of an excuse to persuade Duan Tingxuan, while wiping tears in his heart: Is it easy to be a slave? Especially as a servant of the master, is my monthly money of five taels of silver a month for nothing? It also made so many people jealous, if you have the ability, come and try it.
"Well, let's go to Zhilan's tonight to spend the night." Duan Tingxuan agreed casually, seeing a corner of the Meiyue Tower emerging among the flowers and trees in the distance, he couldn't help rubbing his stomach, and comforted the rebellion inside for several days Gluttons.
"Master, I heard that grandma Yun personally cooked duck soup at noon today..." Siping made another plan, but this time Duan Tingxuan waved and stopped him before he finished speaking: "Don't mention duck to me!" Soup, drink until you feel like throwing up, okay?"
"Oh, I heard that there are not only duck soup, but also roasted wild boar and grilled fish..." Siping looked at the Meiyue Tower in the distance, and knew what the master was up to, so he decisively used the big move of fighting poison with poison.
"Tired." Duan Tingxuan finally walked in front of Meiyue Tower, looking at the dilapidated but now neat and clean courtyard, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "I just want to eat vegetable dumplings stuffed with leeks and meat residues."
Sure enough, I came here for the vegetable dumplings.
Siping looked at his father sadly, thinking to himself, who are you? What's the matter, you are also a relative of the emperor. You said that people know that you make dumplings stuffed with leeks and meat dregs like this. Do you want to spread your face
"What kind of eyes do you have?"
Duan Tingxuan glanced at his confidant, and asked in displeasure.
"Slave, this is a look of fear." Siping recalled what happened in this courtyard a few days ago, and told the truth with a bitter face.
"What are you afraid of? Your grandma is just a woman no matter what, and she's not a Yaksha. Are you afraid of a fart?" Duan Tingxuan frowned and snorted coldly.
"Yes, grandma is not a Yasha, she is a Rakshasa, stronger than a Yasha." Siping continued to tell the truth.
The little Hou Ye made his teeth itch with anger at this unworthy servant, and kicked Siping's ass in hatred: "I'm afraid of a ghost, go, first go and find out the way for the Lord."
Siping staggered, so he didn't stumble on the threshold, so he hated Jiuquan: dare his master also know that he is here to eat free food, so he pretended to be righteous on the surface
Fortunately, the yard was quiet, Siping yelled twice, but no one came out, so he looked back at Duan Tingxuan: "Master, there seems to be no one, I don't know where the grandma and the others went?"
As soon as he heard that Su Nuannuan was not there, Duan Tingxuan's eyes lit up like a weasel who heard that the big goose went swimming by the river and was not in the chicken coop. See if there are any dumplings left?"
"Master, those dumplings were made three days ago. Even if there are some leftovers, they should be fed to the dogs by now. Where can I keep them?" Siping continued to speak bluntly, but saw that the master had already swaggered into the kitchen , while saying: "Can't you say something nice? Maybe they made dumplings again yesterday?"
Siping didn't dare to say any more, but he was slandering grandma in his heart, and it's not you, how could it be possible to eat vegetables and dumplings every day? And the facts did prove that his little servant's thinking is normal.
Duan Tingxuan was inevitably a little disappointed that he couldn't find the remaining vegetable dumplings, but he was soon attracted by the other ingredients in the kitchen.
"What is this? It seems to be pork sauce? Well, it tastes delicious. It must be good to eat with porridge. Take it."
"Huh? What kind of dim sum is this? Try it, um, it's delicious, it's great, there are more than a dozen of them, take it."
"Huh? This is left over from last night? What is it? You can put so many things in the rice? Well, it's cold, and the taste is a bit bad. It should be good to eat hot, take it."
"Huh? This is cabbage shrimp skin meatball soup? Huh! Their master and servants will enjoy it. I haven't had this soup this year. Take it."
"Ah, rice balls, huh? Why are these rice balls so delicious? Take it."
Siping Jiong looked at the food scavenged by his father on the pot table with enthusiasm, and there was only one sentence in his heart: Lord, are you a beggar? How do you look at everything? This cabbage and shrimp skin soup, rice balls and pork sauce can also be made in our kitchen. Do you need to go to Meiyuelou to steal them? Let grandma go out, can't you afford it
"What are you doing in a daze? Take them all."
Seeing Siping not moving, Duan Tingxuan couldn't help feeling a little displeased, but seeing Siping stretching out two hands, he said honestly: "Master, this servant only has two hands."
"It's okay, I still have two here." Duan Tingxuan clapped his hands, and found that adding his own two paws was still not enough, so he simply picked up the oil dumplings stuffed with peanut white sugar and sesame seeds and put them into his mouth one by one In the middle of the night, he said vaguely: "Eat this plate of dim sum, and your hands are almost enough."
For a moment, Siping didn't want to recognize this master anymore, he really admired his master's face, why was he still so confident when he was a thief? No obscene ugliness at all.
"I really didn't expect that in the past years, I missed such a good thing. Chinese toon, fresh scrambled eggs are so delicious, pickled and can be used as pickles, and its taste is very special, guaranteed to let you eat It’s unforgettable once you finish it. That’s right, the pickled toon soup is almost like a lighter soy sauce, which is very delicious. You can also put salted pork belly slices on top of the pickled toon and steam it in the pot.
The unfinished words were cut in half by a scream, Su Nuannuan looked at the two big rats that suddenly appeared in the kitchen in shock, and forgot to enter the battle mode immediately.
"How does it taste?"
Duan Tingxuan was completely immersed in Su Nuannuan's description of the bacon and toon just now, and asked with bright eyes. The next moment, he saw Siping standing in front of him, looking at Su Nuannuan vigilantly, the expression of loyal protection of the lord moved the young master immediately.
But soon, this feeling disappeared without a trace, because Siping Dayi, who stood in front of him, shouted awe-inspiringly: "Grandma, I didn't eat that snack, it was eaten by my father. I didn't touch anything in your kitchen." .”
"Get out of here."
Duan Tingxuan was so angry that he kicked Siping into a gourd, thinking that his mother was blind at the beginning, why did he choose you as a white-eyed wolf as his confidant? Isn't it just a few dim sum? So what if you just admit it? Will the Lord let you take this blame for nothing? All the servants died for the master, but you sold the master for a while.