This flowing movement can be seen to be premeditated, but Su Nuannuan didn't know it, such a sudden change of movement almost made her dodge, she was so angry that she glared at Duan Tingxuan, secretly said to prepare, man , although I don't like to kneel, but this is too much a test of my waist strength, okay? Even if I have learned how to embroider legs with you for a few days, I can't stand the ravages of you without saying hello.
It was just a very natural reaction of hers, but it aroused the great interest of the people sitting in the hall, the queen laughed and said: "Xuan'er often said that Nuan Nuan's temper is more fierce than before, I still don't believe it, now it seems , this statement is not false.”
Fierce... Fierce? Several black lines fell on Su Nuannuan's forehead: Is this how the scumbag promotes himself? If I were a tigress, wouldn't you be ashamed? It is said that family ugliness should not be publicized. You are a black-bellied man, how come you don't even know this
The furious grandma almost burst out with swearing in her heart, and Duan Tingxuan over there was also embarrassing, and secretly said, well, I just came in, and before I said a word, I let my aunt sell it, aunt, We don't want to do this, you haven't eaten Nuan Nuan's food yet, if you do, wouldn't your nephew be in trouble
Thinking this way in his heart, but keeping his expression on his face, Duan Tingxuan turned to the two ladies in palace clothes sitting on the west side, and said with a smile: "Empress Concubine Jing and Concubine Duan are here too?"
Concubine Jing smiled and said: "We happened to come to visit the Empress Empress, and she said that a chef would come here at noon today, so I wanted to grab something good to eat, so I waited here."
Duan Tingxuan turned to the three young men sitting on the east side again, and his tone was not so polite: "His Royal Highness, why are the second and fourth princes here? They are also here to visit the queen?"
The prince is a big fat man. Su Nuannuan took a visual inspection, and looked at the tonnage, it was estimated that it would be at least two hundred and fifty catties. If you are so fat, can you still take care of yourself? It's so strange, why the second prince and the fourth prince are both handsome and tall, they look like dragons and phoenixes among people, and the emperor and empress are also middle-aged handsome uncles and beautiful women. How come it's the prince's turn to have a genetic mutation? This is too tragic.
Although the prince is fat, he likes to talk. Wen Yan laughed and said: "I came to visit my mother in the morning. The sun came out while I was talking, so I didn't want to go back and sweated a lot. So I stayed here. As for the second and fourth brothers, I don't know. "After he finished speaking, he looked at the second prince and the fourth prince, but he heard the old god of the second prince say: "I was going to ask Tingxuan about something, but when I walked behind him, I heard him and the young man say that he wanted to bring his younger siblings into the palace for the queen. Madam, cook something delicious. I'll come over."
"Aren't you devoting all your energy to compiling books? Why are you so obsessed with food?" Duan Tingxuan asked bluntly.
"So what about compiling books? You also have to eat. Food is the paramount necessity of the people. Besides, I compose ancient and modern tales, and Xiang Wen's brother and sister are good at innovation. Her various fresh delicacies are just what I lack. I'm ready to eat. I also plan to invite my younger siblings to go to my place to show her craftsmanship, and I must have all the materials for the "Food is the Heaven" chapter of "Ancient and Modern Tales."
"Don't bring something like this. Your younger brother and sister are also the wife of Shizi, so why don't they cook for you?"
Duan Tingxuan was not at all polite to the second prince just because the emperor was by his side. His eyes turned directly to the fourth prince, but he spread his hands and said, "I'm here with the second brother." Before he finished speaking, he saw that his cousin's eyes were already vicious, so he decisively changed the subject and looked at Su Nuannuan The pearl hairpin on the head smiled and said, "Sister and sister wear this pearl hairpin, it really fits very well."
Su Nuannuan twitched her face twice, her eyes turned to the emperor involuntarily, she was already stunned by this friendly family. Duan Tingxuan always likes to talk about the four characters of Yuqian Celebrity, but Su Nuannuan has always sneered: No matter how popular, the emperor is the emperor. Shit.
However, what she saw and heard today completely overturned her cognition: Is this the energy of the imperial celebrity? Is this the royal family tradition of the Great Indian Dynasty? Do you guys dare to be more casual? The Anping Hou Mansion is not so careless. Empress, why do you still have a kind smile on your face? Your nephew is talking nonsense to your son, your son is the prince. ah! He turned his attention to the second prince again, wait, why did the fourth prince suddenly mention this plum blossom pearl hairpin? That's right, he is in charge of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. This plum blossom pearl hairpin was made by Duan Tingxuan with two roast ducks, four bags of puffed bean paste, and a large bowl of white meat. Concubine Jing, your son told about his corruption without a care, you shouldn't be smiling so happily.
And after seeing the emperor looking kindly at the fourth prince and Duan Tingxuan discussing the value of this "beautiful hairpin" hairpin, Su Nuannuan really broke down: what those two guys were discussing was what? The fourth prince said that this pearl hairpin was carefully crafted by two great craftsmen for five days and five nights. Two roast ducks, four bags of snow soft bean paste and a large bowl of white meat are not enough at all, especially white meat. The two great craftsmen also ate more than half of it, and at least two more beggar chickens would be worthwhile. But Duan Tingxuan said sarcastically: "The beggar chicken? Fourth prince, you are just a lion with a big mouth. In order to eat the beggar chicken, I almost scratched my face with a rooster and gave it to the warm hibiscus flower." They were all caught to pieces, and you want two more beggar chickens for just one pearl hairpin? How can this work? At the very least, you need to add another golden flower hairpin."
Su Nuannuan really can't listen anymore, but the problem is: it seems that everyone except her listens with gusto, so she can only let Duan Tingxuan use a few words to prove that she is a shrew. Yes, just when she was about to despair, His Majesty finally coughed.
My God, Your Majesty, you finally can't listen anymore, can you? Thankfully, there was one normal person in the room at last. It can be seen that the emperor is the emperor, I was wrong, I should not have accused you of being less reliable than Emperor Zhengde just now, just looking at the Great Indian Dynasty Guotai Minan, I know that you must be a holy son.
When Su Nuannuan was crying with gratitude in her heart, she saw the emperor asked with great interest to all the eyes focused on him: "Wait, what Tingxuan said just now is to eat beggar chicken, and his face almost made me lose my face." A rooster was scratched. What kind of allusion is this? Tell me in detail."
Duan Tingxuan was startled, and immediately realized that he had slipped his tongue during the "argument" with the fourth prince just now. At this time, she was thinking about how to remedy it, when she heard a "gudong" sound from her side, she turned her head and saw that it was Su Nuannuan who finally couldn't stand the "knowing blow" from His Majesty the Emperor, and fell to the ground.
"Ouch, what's wrong with Mrs. Shizi?" Concubine Duan exclaimed. Duan Tingxuan also quickly helped Su Nuannuan up. She smiled and said: "Nuan Nuan has never seen the world, so the emperor and the ladies laughed. Well, I think we should start quickly. It's almost noon, and Nuan Nuan needs time to cook."
Nonsense, who hasn't seen the world? All of you here are not as good as the world I have seen? The problem is that you emperors, concubines, and princes are too weird. There are five thousand years of China in our place. I have never been in a family like yours, it is simply the best of the best. You are the royal family, so friendly, funny and easy-going, it is not scientific at all, okay? What about imperial weather? What about majesty? What about the pride of being too cold at the top? Obviously the palace complex is well built, isn't it
Su Nuannuan gently rubbed her waist, not forgetting to slander Duan Tingxuan's words. Hearing the last sentence, she quickly nodded in agreement: stay here again. Seeing something unbelievable, she was afraid that she would faint, so she stayed away from these top products. It would be safest to hide in her familiar and intimate kitchen.
Sure enough, the emperor also forgot the gossip he wanted to inquire about with great interest. Wei Wei nodded, agreeing to Duan Tingxuan's proposal.
Su Nuannuan let out a long sigh of relief, and was about to leave, when she saw several princes on the east chair standing up at the same time, she blinked: Didn't these guys come here for food? So when you hear that you are going to cook, are you ready to leave
"Father, let's go and help our younger siblings."
The uniform voice made Su Nuannuan's eyes go dark, and her legs softened involuntarily, so that she made such a difficult movement as staggering on the spot.
Next... start? Let the princes help her? Imagine the "beautiful" picture of the fat prince trying to cut out an inch-long chopped green onion for her, the second prince happily washing the vegetables, and finally the bugs were still crawling on the leaves, and the fourth prince burning the fire and even burning the pot. Su Nuannuan I couldn't help but shivered.
"You guys rest, let's fight or steal it? Your Highness, do you still miss fish balls? Second prince, don't you have enough bacon rice dumplings? Fourth prince, don't think you lied to me that you gave away all the roast ducks, so I'll just eat them." I will believe it, the eunuch next to you has said that you swallowed both of them in one meal that night, and ran around the yard eight times."
Duan Tingxuan unceremoniously exposed the "wolf ambition" of these cousins, and really made the three princes angry, Qiqi pointed at him and said: "Father, Tingxuan is so familiar with this kind of business, it can be seen that he often steals food on weekdays, The sons and servants went to the kitchen just to supervise him, so I ask my father to enlighten me."
Is this kind of words still please the emperor to enlighten me? Su Nuannuan spat out a big mouthful of blood, and the next moment, the emperor smiled and said: "The prince is right, that's all right, you can go together."
"Father is wise."
The princes spoke in unison again. Duan Tingxuan wanted to argue at first, but seeing his wife looking like "I'm dying" and urgently needing to be rescued, he couldn't care less about interacting with the princes. He helped Su Nuannuan to the door, and The emperor said from behind: "Tingxuan stay here, go to the study, I have something to tell you to do."