Lin Yueqi hiccupped in Lu Ting's arms, put her chin on the man's chest, looked up at him with her small face, stretched out her hand to hook his neck, and said with a silly smile: "But he just wants to be opportunistic..."
While hooking his neck with her hands, the girl raised her long legs and wrapped them around his waist, just like that night.
Lu Ting's ears turned red, and in front of Li Murou, he had no choice but to pretend to be a calm Tang Monk. The dishonest Lin Yueqi is like the goblin in Journey to the West who keeps molesting Tang Seng.
Li Murou glanced at Lin Yueqi who was a bitch, she was very disdainful in her heart, and then she pretended to be innocent and asked Lu Ting: "Brother Ting, what are you talking about? I don't understand?"
Seeing that this scheming girl continued to pretend to be stupid, Lu Ting didn't bother to talk to her anymore. He took out his mobile phone and made a call, calling his assistant and driver to go up the mountain.
As soon as he put the phone back into his pocket, Lin Yueqi hooked his neck, jumped up with her strength, wrapped her legs around the man's waist, and hung her whole body on him.
Lu Ting: "..." Facing the female hooligan's stalking, he held her buttocks helplessly to prevent her from falling.
Li Murou glanced at Lin Yueqi, who deliberately took advantage of the drink, and immediately smiled and said to Lu Ting: "Brother Ting, let me ask Miss Lin to take her back to the lounge to rest. It's so late now, why don't you stay on the mountain overnight ? I'll arrange it for you."
"No need." Lu Ting hugged Lin Yueqi who was hanging on him, with disgust and indifference in his eyes: "I don't know what you want to do, and I don't know what method you used to let them accompany you in this scene. But please Ms. Li has self-knowledge, don't have any extravagant thoughts, and do any overstepping things."
Li Murou laughed awkwardly, not knowing what went wrong at all. She was dying: "Brother Ting, is there a misunderstanding between us? How can you think that they have something to do with me? "
At this moment, Li Murou didn't know how to explain to Lu Ting.
Her original plan was that Lu Ting was also drunk and passed out. If Lu Ting is also drunk, then she can carry out the plan flawlessly without any explanation to anyone.
After all, she couldn't taste any alcohol in her food, and couldn't detect any alcohol. As long as she finds an excuse to prevaricate, plus the impact brought by Lin Yueqi and Li Xing sharing the same bed, Lu Ting will definitely not suspect her .
But now that Lu Ting ate her food, not only did he not get drunk, but he also treated her with such an attitude, and even asked her in such a tone, it was obvious that something went wrong.
Could it be that Lu Ting knew that he had the powerful golden finger of the [Gourmet Chef] system
No, it's impossible, it doesn't make sense.
Lu Ting is just a normal hero in this world, how could he have a golden finger? Thinking of this, Li Murou immediately thought of the ineffectiveness of [Gourmet Hunger Disease] on Lin Yueqi, and realized that it was weird, and began to have doubts about her [Gourmet Chef God] system.
Could it be that her [Gourmet Chef] system is not effective for the hero and heroine? After thinking about it, she thought it was impossible, Lin Yueqi was obviously drunk after eating her food, if it didn't work, how could she think her food was delicious? How can you be drunk
what happened
A flood of doubts made Li Murou block her thinking, making her stand still and unable to think.
Now facing Lu Ting, she was also full of embarrassment, and she didn't know what to say to him. At the reunion tonight, Li Murou wanted to impress Lu Ting, but looking at it now, she not only failed to impress him, but made him suspicious of herself.
Li Murou's [Gourmet Kitchen God] system is different from Qin Xue's and Jiang Mucheng's. Her system does not have the function of self-thinking, it only sends out mechanical reminders, and it does not have the power to confuse people like the other two systems.
Even if this system has the ability to think, it will definitely be led by the nose by Li Murou. She is different from Qin Xue and Jiang Mucheng who have low self-esteem. She is proud in her bones and never feels inferior in front of anyone.
On the contrary, she always confidently believes that she is the center of the world and that she is born different from ordinary people. She believes that she is the protagonist in this world.
Lu Ting's assistant took two drivers up the mountain.
When the assistant opened the door and came in, he saw the mess in the restaurant and felt very puzzled, not knowing what happened.
The little chubby girl was sleeping on the tatami mats, sleeping very soundly, and she made a slight sound when she breathed and exhaled. The silly screenwriter Jiang Mucheng was also asleep on the table.
However, Li Xing, who was climbing up and down on the bar counter and making a lot of noise just now, is also lying on the tatami mat and fell asleep in an embarrassing sleeping position.
The assistant first picked up the little chubby girl, Tuantuan's brows and eyes were slightly loosened, and soon, she lay on the assistant's shoulder and continued to sleep.
Jiang Mucheng and Li Xing were picked up by the driver and led towards the car.
When approaching the parking space, Li Xing suddenly woke up. He hiccupped in the driver's face, and then scanned everyone with blurred eyes.
He fixed his eyes on Jiang Mucheng, pushed away the driver who was supporting Jiang Mucheng, hugged the silly girl, and yelled at the driver: "Who the hell told you to hug my silly girl? My silly girl doesn't allow anyone hug!"
driver:"????"
Lu Ting walked out of the restaurant with Lin Yueqi who was wrapped around him, and saw Li Xing holding Jiang Mucheng drunk, he felt a pain in his head.
He felt like he brought a group of mentally retarded children out for dinner, and he was like an old father who was angry and lost his temper.
Lu Ting stuffed Lin Yueqi into the car first, then turned around and together with the driver forcibly separated Li Xing and Jiang Mucheng.
He grabbed Li Xing and slapped him: "Wake up, idiot is at home."
Shami is a cat raised by Li Xing, because he is always silly, so Li Xing named it this. Jiang Mucheng was woken up, she rubbed her eyes, her eyes were covered with a layer of mist, and everything she saw was hazy.
Her clear eyes suppressed a sense of confusion, and she was even more like that silly cat of Li Xing's family. Li Xing wanted to make trouble again, but Lu Ting turned his palm into a machete shape and slashed hard at his neck.
Li Xing, who was drunk and mad, was slapped unconscious by Lu Ting's palm, and fell limply into Lu Ting's arms. Lu Ting stuffed Li Xing into another car and settled all the "crazy" people.
On the way down the mountain, Lu Ting glanced at Tuantuan lying in his arms and sound asleep, then went to look at Lin Yueqi, then thought of the state of Li Xing and Jiang Mucheng, and realized that they were not acting. If everyone is acting, then their acting skills are too strong, and it is definitely no problem to win an Oscar.
Li Xing's state of madness is exactly the same as when he was drunk.
Because he has the habit of going crazy with alcohol, Lu Ting seldom goes out drinking with him. Li Xing knows that he is not good at drinking, and he is very restrained in drinking.
Looking at Lin Yueqi again, she is in exactly the same state as she was drunk that night a few years ago. He kept rubbing against him, like a clingy little cat. In this state, she was obviously drunk.
But tonight they didn't drink at all, why were they drunk? He ate the same pot of food as them, why didn't he react at all
Everything tonight was inexplicably weird, especially the way Li Murou looked at him, as if he had a sure chance of winning, and she didn't know where the shocking confidence came from.
Although Lu Ting couldn't figure it out, he already had a good guess about Li Murou's purpose.
Tonight's matter should have nothing to do with her. Isn't she doing this just to get her favor
Lu Ting sneered.
As soon as the man's evil and wild sneer ended, Lin Yueqi came over again, reached out and pinched the man's mouth, pinching his mouth into a pouty duckbill.
Because she was drunk, her face was flushed, and she looked silly: "The domineering president, little white duck, is so cute..."
Little White Duck is one of the protagonists in the cartoon "We Naked Ducks", which is suitable for all ages and tells the story of three ducks living in the city. The setting of Little White Duck is an all-round domineering president who doesn't talk much. He is not only an inventor but also a gourmet cook.
The little white duck has two brothers, the black duck and the yellow duck. Compared with the other two ducks, the role of the little white duck is very brilliant, not only loved by children, but also loved by girls.
Whenever Lin Yueqi and Tuantuan watch this animation together, Tuantuan will express emotion:
Little White Duck is like his father Lu Ting, he is cold and reticent to outsiders, but he is extremely gentle to Black Duck and Yellow Duck.
The little black duck is just like Lin Yueqi, she is free and lively, but deep down she loves Tuantuan and Lu Ting.
Of course, the little yellow duck is Tuan Tuan, with a childish personality, but also the cutest, and the most popular among passers-by.
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Whenever the mother and daughter watched this movie, Lu Ting, who was sitting on the sofa with coffee in his hands, looked contemptuous.
On the surface, he was calm and calm, but in his heart he complained about the cartoon no less than a hundred times.
What sand sculpture animation? Three ducks living in the city? Can ducks still invent robots and serve as chefs and presidents for humans? Can you still talk to humans? Can you still have a crush on humans, and still chase after human girls
Sand sculpture cartoon, huh.
Lu Ting was really worried. One day Tuantuan came back with a duck and told him: Dad, this is my boyfriend Yaya, please teach me more in the future.
Lu Ting: ...
At this moment, facing Lin Yueqi's "attack", Lu Ting hugged his daughter with one hand, frowned, slapped the back of Lin Yueqi's hand with one side of his face, and slapped the back of Lin Yueqi's hand with the other hand, almost squeezed out his icy tone: "Lin Yueqi , don't push yourself too far."
Lin Yueqi was slapped on the back of her hand, and a red mark immediately appeared on the back of her fair hand.
She pouted aggrievedly, her eyes turned red, and tears filled her eyes: "Duck duck beats Qiqi, duck duck beats Kiki!"
She imitated the little chubby girl holding her chubby belly and making a "dong dong" sound, with an aggrieved expression on her face: "Qiqi's heart hurts so much!"
"...Are you a good showman?"
"Bad duck! Huh!" Lin Yueqi blushed and turned around with her arms folded to look out the window.
The silent atmosphere in the car ended after she belched. She turned around again, stretched out the back of her hand, and put it to Lu Ting's lips: "Qiqi's hand hurts, blow it!"
Lu Ting's thick eyebrows were tightened, and his tone was still firm: "Can you be more pretentious?"
As expected, Lin Yueqi's tone was even more contrived, and tears of grievance flowed down instantly, "Grave egg duck!"
"..." Lu Ting was sure that this person was really drunk. Although he didn't know how she got drunk, she was indeed drunk in her current state. Lu Ting asked the driver to drive the car to the hospital, intending to give Lin Yueqi and the others a physical examination.
Lin Yueqi, who was drunk, continued to fight madly, and said stubbornly: "Blow!"
Lu Ting squinted at her, looked down at the back of the girl's hand, and finally puffed up his cheeks and blew.
Lin Yueqi continued to push forward: "It's not enough, I still have to brag!"
"..." Although a certain boss was not very happy, he helplessly puffed up his cheeks again and blew on her four times in a row. When he noticed that the driver was peeping through the rearview mirror, he immediately returned to a serious image.
Lin Yueqi, who was "blown up" by Mr. Lu, expressed her satisfaction, hugged his arm, and leaned her head on his shoulder: "Duck is the best, no one is allowed to rob me of Duck's husband!"
"We Naked Duck" is very popular among young girls, and there are many fans of White Duck girls. Everyone affectionately calls White Duck "husband".
Lu Ting has lost his temper after being tormented by her. Just duck, let her be happy.
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When they arrived at the hospital, the nurses carried the three people up on a stretcher and performed a series of examinations. They were indeed drunk, but Lu Ting repeatedly told the doctor that they had never drunk at all.
Before Lu Ting left the Swallow Canteen, he specifically ordered his assistant to take the pot of chicken away and conduct a test along with it.
But even the most advanced equipment did not analyze any alcohol from the food. In other words, it can be discharged that they are "drunk" after eating food.
After coming out of the hospital, Lu Ting sent someone to send Li Xing and Jiang Mucheng home, while he brought Lin Yueqi and Xiaopang girl home.
After arriving home, Lin Yu hadn't fallen asleep yet. Seeing Lu Ting entering the door with Lin Yueqi in his arms, he hurried up and asked, "What's wrong with Qiqi? Have you been drinking?"
"Yeah." Lu Ting didn't know how to explain to Lin Yu, so he could only answer first.
Lin Yu took the chubby group from the assistant's arms, and immediately reprimanded: "You are a man, what's the matter? You and Qiqi have been together since college, don't you know that she can't drink? When she drinks Just go crazy, it's like a different person. You have to pay attention next time, don't let her drink so much, you know?"
"I'm sorry, Aunt Lin, I will do well in the future."
Lin Yu nodded and said, "Then I'll send Tuantuan upstairs to rest, and you should quickly send her back to the house to sleep. Don't sleep in separate rooms tonight. Qiqi has the habit of kicking the quilt when she is drunk. It's getting cold, she may catch a cold if she kicks the quilt all night. You two have children, why are you being hypocritical? Go, you young people... "
Lu Ting was speechless.
He carried Lin Yueqi upstairs, put the girl on the bed, and began to change her clothes. She unbuttoned halfway, and then stopped, thinking that this was always wrong.
Lu Ting glanced at Lin Yueqi who was full of makeup, worried that she would not be comfortable sleeping with makeup on, so he went to the bathroom to get a face towel, makeup remover and cotton swabs.
After he returned to the bedroom, he sat cross-legged on the bed, put Lin Yueqi's head on his lap, and began to remove her makeup.
Lu Ting doesn't wear makeup, but Li Xing is a delicate pig boy. Having been with him for a long time, I know more or less about makeup, and I also know that sleeping with makeup is not good for the skin, and it is easy to clog pores.
He poured the lotion on the face towel, and after it was completely soaked, he gently rubbed it on the girl's face.
In no time, a clean washcloth becomes the color of foundation.
After removing Lin Yueqi's makeup, Lu Ting dipped a cotton swab into eye makeup remover oil and began to remove her eye makeup. He was originally a careful person, and he was gentle enough to remove makeup for a girl, just like braiding a little chubby girl and putting on her shoes and socks.
He didn't realize that when he was doing these things for Lin Yueqi, there was a slight smile on his lips, as if doing these things was more interesting than him handling the work and putting cute little cotton socks on the chubby girl's chubby feet.
The makeup remover took away the makeup on Lin Yueqi's face, and Lu Ting squeezed some facial cleanser on his hand, rubbed it into lather, and gave her the last step of cleaning.
His slender fingers stroke her gently in circles along the tip of her nose, eye circles, cheeks, and chin, and the texture of the foam also circles in the direction of his fingers. Lu Ting suddenly discovered the fun, and used the foam to lather her face for more than ten minutes, until it was dry, and then reluctantly washed off the cleansing foam for her.
After cleaning, Lu Ting fetched lotion to moisturize her face.
After the emulsion was emulsified in his palm, Lin Yueqi patted it on her cheek. Lin Yueqi's face is slightly plump now, and she feels very good when taking pictures. The red scar on her face is already very shallow, if you don't look carefully, you can't see where the scar was originally.
Although her face is much fleshier than before, Lu Ting feels that her sensuality is very solid now, which makes him feel very safe.
But he knew in his heart that Lin Yueqi was obese infected by Qin Xue. This was unhealthy obesity. In order not to affect her health, he had to help Lin Yueqi lose weight.
Lu Ting couldn't put it down to the touch of her face, couldn't help it, and pinched it.
Lin Yueqi's drinking was almost over, she was sleeping soundly, and was woken up by him.
She opened her eyes and met the man's smiling eyes, subconsciously frowned, and then grabbed the man's wrist: "Lu Ting, what are you doing?"
That action and tone were like the scene of a rape scene.
The smile in Lu Ting's eyes instantly froze, and he returned to a serious look. He replied without changing his face: "Wash your face."
Lin Yueqi sat up and kicked him in the chest: "Is my face easy to pinch!"
Lu Ting grabbed her ankle very fast and accurately: "It feels good."
"You!" Lin Yueqi burst out angrily, and wanted to retract her feet, but she was weak due to the aftereffects of drunkenness. After a long while, she finally choked out two words: "Lose weight!"
Lu Ting laughed out loud: "It's not bad to have this awareness."
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It was already twelve o'clock in the morning, and Li Murou's next guest was coming.
The person who is about to come is the director of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, Wei Chengguang. In the past few days, Li Murou's Weibo homepage has been dominated by the Swallow Canteen, and he really wants to come and taste what the food in the Swallow Canteen really tastes like.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he had this idea, he received a business card from Yanzi Canteen and was qualified to make an appointment. It is difficult to make an appointment at the Swallow Canteen, and his appointment time is at one o'clock in the morning.
When Wei Chengguang arrived, the place had been tidied up, and it didn't look like it was after being made a fuss at all, but the proprietress was a little strange, as if she had been beaten
But this is not important, what is important is the food.
When Director Wei was sitting in the lobby waiting, he could already smell the aroma of Lanzhou ramen. The lingering taste reminded him of his hometown, and he even imagined how delicious it was.
Li Murou brought up the ready-made ramen, Director Wei was really amazed when he saw the food.
The ramen is not only slender, but the soup is also very tasty. When he picked up a chopstick and sent it to his mouth, the wonderful taste made his whole soul tremble. He seemed to hallucinate and saw colorful lights emanating from the soup bowl.
God, what kind of fairy food is this? This is the chef he is looking for! Let him find his dead wife and the taste of his hometown!
Director Wei was enjoying his meal, only to hear Li Murou whispering in his ear: "Director, I heard you are looking for a chef?"
"Hmm." Director Wei's mouth was stuffed with food, and he hurriedly said, "Miss Li, you have one condition! How much do you want for me to eat every day?"
Li Murou frowned: "Director Wei, I don't need money."
"Then what do you want?" Director Li obviously heard something in her words.
Li Murou's voice was gentle: "I heard that Lin Yueqi's "Fat Girl Mom" is still in production? I heard that this movie has an Oedipus plot... It won't be good if the movie is broadcast like this?"
Director Wei instantly understood what she meant.
The girl meant that she wanted him to find a way or find another excuse to block the movie, or to find a way to delay the movie's release date.
Wei Chengguang felt that compared to the ultimate gourmet food, this matter seemed not difficult to handle. She was about to agree to Li Murou, when her face suddenly changed.
At the same time, Li Murou's ear also sounded the system's mechanical prompt:
"Di~ System prompt: Lin Yueqi and Lu Ting increase the ambiguity value by 3 points, the system is under attack, and you will be punished by [food like shit] for 3 hours."
As soon as the notification sound ended, Director Wei spit out everything that was stuffed in his mouth, as if he had eaten shit, and vomited it all "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".