Lin Yueqi tore the fish up with her hands, and her fingers were still stained with fish oil and the sauce made with chili noodles and Huoxiang.
She smacked her finger to lick the smell away.
Leita watched her lick her fingers clean all the time, feeling very complicated.
"..."
After licking his hands, Lu Ting handed her the freshly wet handkerchief like a younger brother. She wiped her hands on it, very satisfied.
After eating Lin Yueqi's "fragrant mouth fish", Huang Hai gnawed on his wild boar meat and felt fat and tasteless. Suddenly regretted not being able to establish a good relationship with Lin Yueqi.
There are only two girls in the team, Lin Yueqi already has a girlfriend, and Li Murou has good cooking skills, these single men naturally prefer Li Murou. But they didn't expect that Lin Yueqi could cook so well.
Although, the food she makes is not as colorful as Li Murou's food, nor does it have the beauty of the light. However, her grilled fish exudes a unique and attractive aroma, which is very simple and down-to-earth.
The strong aroma makes the food more textured and more real.
Huang Hai swallowed again, and asked her: "Sister Qi, you are a big star, why can you know everything..."
"Don't you usually gossip about me? I'm a rural girl." When Lin Yueqi said that she was a rural girl, she didn't feel that this identity would attract ridicule from others. On the contrary, he was full of pride: "When I was young, every weekend, my aunt went to the town market to sell grain, and I went up to the mountains to herd cattle. For rural children, these are nothing, necessary skills for life. There are no such skills in the mountains. Restaurant, always have something fun for yourself.”
"On the mountains in Sichuan, there will be wild Zheergen after autumn. It is also very good to bake the fish on the fire, smear the red oil of bean paste, and sprinkle chopped Zheergen as a seasoning."
Zhou Qing's face turned green when he heard "Zheergen", "If I remember correctly, Zheergen is Houttuynia cordata? Can it be used as seasoning? Dark cuisine..."
"It depends on how you eat. We Shuchuan people like to fold the roots of all kinds of snacks." Lin Yueqi counted on her fingers and said, "When silkworm potatoes, teppanyaki, and Changsha stinky tofu come to our Sichuan, we also have to sprinkle some. Fold the root of the ears. That taste, tsk tsk tsk, don't show it, my saliva... "
Although Zhou Qing had a honeyed fear of Zhe Ergen, hearing her say that, he couldn't help but start drooling.
He was obviously interested, and asked: "Sister Qi, you are such a treasure girl, what else do you want?"
"Isn't it normal for poor people's children to head home early? I won't tell you anymore, I'm going to sleep, I'm exhausted," Lin Yueqi stood up on her knees, and punched herself sorely with her fists shoulder, and told Lu Ting, "Father Lu, remember to put away these dried fish, and don't let wild cats eat them."
"Yeah." Lu Ting nodded, followed her to get up, and quickly handed her his thermos, "Water. If you want to go to the bathroom at night, don't go alone, call me."
"Okay, Papa Lu."
Lin Yueqi was also sleepy, and when she got back into the tent, Li Murou was already asleep in her sleeping bag, wearing a blindfold. I don't know whether it's a fake sleep or a fake sleep, and I can't even hear the slight snore.
It was late, and in order to gather strength to move on tomorrow, Lin Yueqi took off her camouflage jacket, shrank into her sleeping bag, and put on eye masks and earplugs.
Soon, fell into a deep sleep.
At the same time, in the live broadcast room, the scene of them eating fish was being broadcast live. Because Li Murou refused to cook, some netizens obviously felt awkward and wrong in the barrage:
"?? My chef, I said responsibly that the fresher the ingredients, the better. In the African environment, the food will not taste good overnight? And they don't have any way to keep the food fresh. In such an environment, the quality of the meat will only become worse. The less fresh it is. On the contrary, Lin Yueqi dried the fish and sprinkled salt and spices. This is the correct way to preserve food. I don’t know what Li Murou’s fantasies are, probably because she really thinks that she is a little fairy girl. [Shaan Shou] "
"Wow, the one in front, don't stand and talk, okay? Our sister Mu Rou's aunt is here, do you know how painful it is for a girl to be an aunt? It's more painful for me to be an aunt than Fei Ash Annihilation. She can be with you Let's all go hunting in the woods together, it's already awesome, okay?"
"Yes, yes, yes, your fairy Lin is the best. Hehe, if a girl from the countryside can't even do this job, is she ashamed to say that she is from the countryside? Lin Yueqi is really embarrassing, the team pays attention to the spirit of cooperation, she Is it too embarrassing to just give someone a bite? Hehe... "
"I can't stand a passer-by anymore. You just praise Li Murou and belittle Lin Yueqi. What do you mean by belittling Lin Yueqi? A rural girl deserves to be rejected by a group of elders, she deserves to cook for a group of elders, and she deserves to make sarcastic remarks." You forgot what Zhou Qing said when he first entered the forest? How did Leita mercenaries dislike Lin Yueqi? Throughout the whole process, except for Lu Ting who felt sorry for his woman and wanted to help Lin Yueqi with things, other men not only teased Lin Yueqi Carrying food into the jungle and even teasing her that she was on vacation."
"+1, want to eat Lin Yueqi's food now? Regret standing in the wrong line? Li Murou was carrying such a light thing, Leita helped her carry it, Lin Yueqi carried such a big bag, who offered to help her except Lu Ting Is it? It’s fine if you don’t help, and you still sneer, it’s not bad to give them a bite.”
"I don't know where the face of Li Murou's fans came from, why are there so many sailors? Do you think my Qiqi fans are dead? I'll fuck you, come on, my grandparents said, who dares to spray Qiqi cubs again , do a square dance downstairs!"
"To tell you the truth, I think Li Murou is pretending. Emmmmm, it's always okay for my aunt to help with the pork? Is it okay to help roast the pork? Okay, if her aunt can't do these things in pain, when I Did not say."
…
Not only young people but also old people watched the live broadcast. When Lin Yueqi grilled fish and mentioned her experience of herding cattle and roasting fish and potatoes in the mountains when she was a child, the elderly had a sense of substitution, and inexplicably began to feel sorry for the female star.
A female star with a lot of money, but so real, it's hard not to like her. The slightly older audience became fans of her aunts, uncles, grandparents.
In fact, everyone is still very optimistic about Li Murou, but they watched the live broadcast, and they didn't know what Li Murou was up to, so they suddenly said that they would not cook food. Everyone could feel the displeasure of the mercenaries and fellow guests through the screen, there is no reason why Li Murou didn't notice it.
For any ordinary person, in the face of this situation, even if he is sick or in pain, he will persevere
Li Murou refused to cook, which caused netizens to lose their favorability for her.
Although netizens were a little disappointed, they had hope. After all, anyone who has watched her food videos has expectations of her food.
Everyone always felt that Li Murou was holding back her big move!
Thinking of this, everyone obediently waited for Li Murou to make a big move.
—
A city villa.
Tuantuan, Jiang Mucheng, and Li Xing were sitting on the sofa in the living room, watching the live broadcast while eating melon seeds. The bullet screens were brushed back and forth on the projection screen, and with more and more insulting bullet screens, the speed of eating melon seeds in groups became faster and faster.
The little fat girl's emotions swelled to a certain point, she snorted, clenched her fists and said, "I'm so mad, how can they say that about Mom and Dad? Aren't they afraid that I will let Uncle Li and Lao Cheng go!"
Li Xing: "... just let Lao Cheng go, what are you going to do with your Uncle Li?"
Jiang Mucheng puffed her cheeks, and looked at her dully: "Just let Uncle Li go, what are you doing, Laocheng?"
The little chubby girl folded her arms and said angrily, "I can't let them slander my mother like this anymore, I want them to praise me!"
"Little fat girl, you don't know this? It's all a strategy, just wait and see. Now how high those people praise Li Murou, she will be as miserable as she falls. You don't have to worry about your parents being punished." Bullying, look, they are bullying others in the live broadcast."
There are some things that it is inconvenient for Li Xing to say too much to the little fat girl.
He knew that so many fans supported Li Murou in the barrage, mostly because of the actor Li Xiujie. Ever since Li Xiujie ate Li Murou's food once, he fell madly in love with the food in the Swallow Canteen. Not only full of praise for the food, but also full of praise for the proprietress Li Murou.
Li Murou's popularity on the Internet is mostly due to the traffic brought by Li Xiujie. Unfortunately, Li Xiujie is an artist of Li Xing's company, and Lin Yueqi's public relations marketing is also done by Jiachen Media.
Therefore, he didn't ignore the matter of Li Murou's brainless fans and Lin Yueqi's fans on the Internet, but felt that it was too late. Anyway, Lin Yueqi herself is in the deep mountains and old forests, so it is impossible for her to see these comments. Since it won't affect her, let's let this matter ferment first.
The more Li Murou was praised in the early stage, the better Li Xing's team could make use of the problem in the later stage, making him fall from a high place, and the fall was even worse, until it was beyond recognition.
Unless Li Murou can't make mistakes in the next month's live broadcast, Li Xing must have a way to let the whip of Internet public opinion hit Li Murou.
From Li Xing's point of view, he could see very clearly that this Li Murou deliberately used cooking skills to win over Lin Yueqi. In addition, he knew that Li Murou was interested in Lao Lu, so he was even more contemptuous of her behavior.
Is being a third party fun? Sorry, when a third party destroys other people's feelings, you have to pay a heavy price.
The little fat girl is so cute, how could he have the heart to let the little fat girl's biological parents be torn apart? Of course I can't bear it.
What surprised Li Xing was that Li Murou was so weak that she made a mistake so quickly, and her current mistake could become a hot topic with a little manipulation.
Tuantuan is also very smart. Seeing what Li Xing said, she felt relieved, patted the back of Li Xing's hand lightly, and said, "Uncle Li, then we will leave the reputation of our Qiqi to you. Once you're done, I'll... I'll... "
Li Xing was amused by her grown-up tone, raised his eyebrows and asked, "What about you?"
Tuantuan grabbed his hand, then Jiang Mucheng's, and folded their hands together: "I will allow you to marry Lao Cheng!"
Li Xing withdrew his hand: "You little ghost, why haven't you learned, but you have learned to pull the red thread carelessly?"
"Why did I mess around with the red thread? Look how much my father loves my mother. What does that mean? It means that the red thread is perfect!"
Li Xing glanced at Jiang Mucheng, and pinched her nose: "Impossible, your Uncle Li will never like Lao Cheng in his life. I like Silly Baitian, not Silly Bai..."
His words were too straightforward, as if he had hurt someone stupid.
Jiang Mucheng lowered her head and kept puffing her cheeks, like a fat fish. She lowered her head and twisted her fingers, muttering in a serious voice: "Old Cheng is not a fool."
Seeing her wronged look, Li Xing immediately softened his heart, and quickly coaxed her softly: "You are very cute, you are so cute. Ah bah, what the hell am I talking about..."
He was too stupid, and realized that what he said might hurt the girl's heart, so he wanted to slap himself twice. He clearly knows that his mouth is stupid, but he doesn't know how to make other girls happy.
This time, even Tuantuan didn't help him. The little fat girl slapped him on the knee and snorted: "Uncle Li, I finally know why you are a dog."
Li Xing: "..." He admitted that he was poisonous, but he really wanted to repent.
After this period of contact, he felt that Jiang Mucheng's stupidity was not so scary anymore, she was really cute. When he learned that Jiang Mucheng was plagiarizing other people's works, he strongly condemned himself, and he became stupid when he couldn't think about it for a while, and his opinion of her changed a lot.
At least she had the courage to admit it, and paid the current price for it. This proves that she still has a conscience, but she just can't think about going astray for a while.
How many people in this world can get out of the dark swamp in time when faced with the temptation of money? rare.
He thought carefully about how to make up for the harm he caused the girl because of his stupid mouth. He knows that once some damage is done, it is irreversible. So, the more I thought about it, the more annoyed I became, wishing I could break my mouth.
In the end, Tuantuan came up with a solution: "Uncle Li, tomorrow is Lao Cheng's birthday, can you take us out to play? Lao Cheng and I want to go to the amusement park to ride a horse!"
"..." Li Xing glanced at the silly Jiang Mucheng, and then at the thief's tuantuan: "Do you want to play, or does Lao Cheng want to play?"
"Old Orange wants to play, I'll accompany her!" Tuantuan said firmly.
Li Xing really couldn't do anything with her, he stretched out his hand to rub her little head, and agreed.
Who would have thought. He, the president of Tangtang Jiachen Media, actually wanted to take two children to the amusement park.
It's too awful? The worst in the world, bar none.
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At six o'clock in the morning, Lin Yueqi was woken up by a "buzzing" African mosquito. She sat up from her sleeping bag, clutching her arms.
Lin Yueqi received more than a dozen stings on her arms, and when she scratched her, she would bleed and pus, which made her feel very uncomfortable due to the itching. She thought it was a mosquito from Africa, but she didn't care. She took mosquito repellent and sprayed it to relieve the itching.
The voices of a few old men came from outside the tent, and they seemed to have gotten up too.
Zhou Qing, Huang Hai, and Lei Ta were so hungry that their chests were pressed against their backs. They had already boiled water and were happily waiting for Li Murou to get up to cook, as if they had forgotten the unpleasantness of last night.
Lu Ting had already boiled hot water, and when he saw Lin Yueqi coming out of the tent, he immediately soaked the washcloth with the hot water in the thermos, and handed it to her to wipe her face. After Lin Yueqi wiped her face, she took a hot towel to wipe off the red bumps on her arms. However, the more hot water was applied, the more itchy.
Lu Ting also noticed her two pimple-covered arms, frowned, and immediately brought her handcart over, observed carefully, and asked, "What's going on?"
"Mosquito bites, it's so itchy, the mosquitoes here are really poisonous. It's probably because my meat is too fragrant, which attracts them."
As she spoke, Lin Yueqi wanted to reach out and scratch again.
Before his fingers touched the pimple, Lu Ting slapped the back of his hand. The man frowned fiercely, and lowered his angry voice: "Mosquitoes are not so poisonous, I'll get you medicine, wait a moment."
"oh."
Lin Yueqi scratched the pimple that had been bitten by insects, and sat down in front of the fire.
Leita was also sitting in front of the fire to smoke the pork, when he saw her, he snorted arrogantly. It seemed that he was angry about not giving him fish last night.
With a funny face on her face, Lin Yueqi picked up the stick and poked the burly man, and asked in English, "Brother, are you angry?"
Leta slapped off her branch with his hand, and glanced at her sullenly: "Who is your brother?"
"Oh, no, I want you to try our grilled fish," Lin Yueqi said with a regretful face, "Since you're not interested, forget it."
Reta swallowed involuntarily, remembering her fish last night.
But he thought that Li Murou would be able to cook food for them soon, so he disdained to bow his head to Lin Yueqi again. Even though, it was Lin Yueqi who gave him a step down first.
Leita pronounced every word sonorously, full of air: "Even if I jump into the fire and burn to death today, I won't eat a bite of your food!"
"oh."
Lin Yueqi originally wanted to have a good relationship with him, but she didn't expect that forming a clique would fail like this.
Li Murou changed her clothes and walked out of the tent, said hello to everyone, and walked straight towards the wild boar.
In order to prevent her from exerting too much energy, Zhou Qing and Leita have already handled the meat for her, and she just needs to find a way to cook it.
Li Murou is the most amazing chef they have ever seen. She can make food extremely delicious without enough seasoning. Anyone who has eaten her bread and soup will not question her cooking skills.
She took the dagger from Zhou Qing and began to cut the meat. She planned to make stone roasted pork.
Lu Ting found the ointment from the tent, walked towards Lin Yueqi, and sat down next to her.
"Extend your arm." Lu Ting squeezed out a little white ointment and said to her.
She obediently stretched out her arms.
Lu Ting applied the ointment to her pimples little by little, increasing the amount of pus, and then spread it evenly, so that the white ointment tightly covered the wound.
When the ointment was applied to the broken skin, there were bursts of stinging pain, and at the same time, there was an indescribable itching. Lin Yueqi yelled "Aww" for a while: "Old Lu, I really want to pick... It's itchy and painful, I can't stand it!"
"No." Lu Ting frowned slightly, his expression extremely serious.
He screwed on the cap of the ointment, grabbed her arm, bent down slightly, blew on her wound, and asked, "Is it better?"
Lin Yueqi was stunned for a moment, then nodded: "Well... ah... it's still itchy. But it doesn't itch when you blow it."
Hearing this, Lu Ting continued to brag to him with a serious and careful expression.
Lin Yueqi stared at the man's side face, under his thick eyebrows were clear and sharp eyes, with long eyelashes drooping up and down, which vividly added a little cuteness to him.
He looked serious, as if he was doing something very important. I have to say, the way the man seriously blows her pustules is really... a little handsome.
No, it is very handsome.
After Lu Ting blew her pustules, he took advantage of the situation and grabbed her hand: "Why are your hands so cold?"
After that, he held her with both hands, rubbed it, put it to his lips and took a breath of hot air, and brought her hands to the flickering fire to keep warm.
The man murmured: "I have your long johns in my backpack. Aunt Lin stuffed them in the bag before I left. I think you will need them. The temperature won't warm up until noon, so you can change them later."
Lin Yueqi stared at him blankly. Suddenly, Lu Ting felt more like her father now.
The appearance of broken thoughts. What's the matter with being a little cute? QQ
Even she herself couldn't imagine that one day she would think that a domineering greasy old straight man is a bit cute
Seeing that she was in a daze, Lu Ting tapped her forehead with his fingers, his tone very serious: "Did you hear me?"
"Oh..." Lin Yueqi rubbed her forehead and complained, "Father Lu, can you stop knocking people on the head? What if you don't get into a good university?"
Lin Yueqi was still complaining, but Li Murou stopped cutting meat and froze.
She heard the notification sound in her ears, turned around with the dagger in her hand, and saw the scene of a dog and a man making love.
She really had the urge to stab them to death!
[God of Gourmet Cooking] System: "Ding~ The hero and heroine generate 3 points of ambiguity, and you will be punished by [Food Like Shit] for 3 hours!"
Leita was obviously also tired of the man and woman showing affection, turned his head and asked in a high voice: "Miss Li, how is our breakfast?"
Zhou Qing smiled and replied: "Brother, don't worry, I will let you taste it today. What is the ultimate delicacy! The temptation on the tip of the tongue!"
Li Murou: "..."
As soon as Zhou Qing finished speaking, the pork they were cutting suddenly gave off a stench, which was very pungent and disgusting.
Li Murou subconsciously covered her nose and took a step back. Zhou Qing was also affected by the smell and backed away again and again, until he retreated to a place where the smell was not so strong. He took a few breaths of air: "My god, what the hell smell?"
The few people sitting in front of the fire also smelled the smell, and hurriedly got up to check.
Leta endured the stench and went to the wild boar to check it, and sniffed it closely, and it was indeed the smell of pork.
He was so irritated by the smell that he kicked a large piece of pork off the stone slab, kicked out the boiling water next to him, pointed at Li Murou's nose and cursed: "Grass, you told us Meat cooked after a few hours is the best, are you fucking fooling me? You just ruined what I worked so hard to get?"
"fuck!!"
Lei Ta's roar scared Lin Yueqi into hiding behind Lu Ting.
She stood silently behind Lu Ting, facing the man's back, and asked in a low voice, "If his bullets hit you hard, will your body be able to block the bullets?"
The man answered her question seriously: "Well, it's okay when you're dreaming."
Lin Yueqi: "..."
Li Murou was also obviously frightened by Leita's sudden outburst, she glanced at Zhou Qing and Huang Hai. Although the two men felt uncomfortable, they stepped forward to persuade Leita as teammates.
Zhou Qing said: "It's not entirely Mu Rou's fault. She probably didn't know that wild boar meat in Africa would spoil so quickly. Now the food is spoiled. Even if we blame her, the food can't be eaten. Let's first Eat dry food, wait until the next camp, and then ask Mu Rou to cook something delicious for us."
"Yeah, yeah, Murou is not feeling well either, we old men should be a little gentleman, right?" Huang Hai chimed in, and said to Li Murou: "Murou, please say something quickly, Apologize."
Without the help of the system, Li Murou can also make food. But she was punished by the system, and she couldn't touch food at all, let alone cook.
Thinking that this punishment was only three hours long, she could still perform again at night, so she quickly explained for herself: "Sorry, my body is not right. Since entering the jungle, I have been uncomfortable in all aspects. Don't worry, everyone. , When I arrive at the next camp, I will definitely let everyone eat delicious food."
Leita glanced at the stinky wild boar, feeling very distressed.
The wild boar he bought with a bullet was ruined just like that. Who doesn't feel sorry for who
Last night, the few of them didn't eat much at all, and their stomachs were starving. When they were in a stalemate, they heard the sound of "tearing" the packaging bag, followed by a strong fragrance, like a nuclear bomb, bombarding everyone's sense of smell.
They turned their heads together, and even Lu Ting turned to look at the woman behind him.
Lin Yueqi found it interesting to watch them quarrel. So he took out a small bag of "Tang Monk Meat" spicy sticks from the pocket of the camouflage uniform, tore open the bag, and ate while watching the show.
She was about to put a piece of "Tang Monk Meat" into her mouth, when N pairs of gloomy eyes projected it over.
Lin Yueqi: "..."