Yu Zhengzheng got angry, and she kicked him on the knee, causing him to bend his knees and kneel down.
She took back the wooden hairpin from his raised arm, tied up her long hair again, and asked curiously, "You have a long head just to look taller, right?"
Where did this idiot come from
Nangong Tianba knelt on the ground, not forgetting to pull her slender wrist, and raised the corners of his lips wickedly: "Woman, you have successfully attracted my attention."
The tall and thin butler behind him nodded with satisfaction: "It's been a long time since I saw the young master smile so happily."
Yu Zhengzheng: “…”
Can we form a group to travel through time now
Nangong Tianba pulled her arm so hard that it was almost dislocated. The pain made her completely lose her patience. She slapped him on the head with her backhand, and after three or five punches, he made his nose bleed.
Although she is a weakling in the world of immortals, she is still much stronger than ordinary mortals who are powerless. This man is no match for her at all.
Yu Zhengzheng was already feeling angry, and now that she had someone to vent her anger on, she naturally wouldn't be polite. She used all her strength and beat him up like a pig.
When she had vented her anger, she patted her robes, turned around and looked at everyone: "I'm done, let's go."
The two sisters from the Yuling Sect looked strange. Yu Jiangjiang's eyes flashed with gloating. Xiao Yuqing looked at her hesitantly and said, "You were on the road just now. Didn't you hear what I told the guardian about the assessment?"
Yu Zhengzheng was stunned. It took an hour to get from Guixu Mountain to the human world. Because she was afraid of heights, she fainted as soon as she went up and did not wake up until the landing. Where could she go to listen to the assessment content
Xiao Yuqing took the portrait from Yu Jiangjiang and handed it to her: "This is the mission objective. The assessment requires us to use all means to obtain his heirloom within five days."
Yu Zhengzheng suddenly had a bad feeling: "Who is this person..."
Xiao Yuqing: "The one you just finished playing with."
Yu Zhengzheng: “…”
Although she had no intention of completing the assessment, she could not help but ask after hearing such an unreasonable request: "This mission has nothing to do with us serving the Ghost King. What kind of assessment is this?"
Xiang Feng was tidying up Shanshui's dress. His fingertips smoothed out the wrinkles on her collar and tied a bow around her waist: "The king's birthday is coming soon. This is a birthday gift."
Yu Zhengzheng rolled his eyes in his heart. He was already an old monster who was over 100,000 years old, and he still had the nerve to celebrate his birthday, as if he was afraid that others didn't know his age.
She did not refute Xiang Feng again. Anyway, she would escape if she had the chance. Whoever wanted to do this task could do it.
Nangong Tianba was knocked unconscious by Yu Zhengzheng's hammer. This was probably not the first time this had happened. The housekeeper skillfully ordered people to carry him to the carriage. Before leaving, she waved to her and said, "Miss, could you please leave a pair of embroidered shoes for my young master? I'll have a keepsake when I look for you later."
Yu Zhengzheng took off one of his cloth shoes and held it in his hand: "One hundred taels for a pair, one thousand taels for each."
The housekeeper took out a thousand taels of silver from his purse with his white-gloved hand and stuffed it into her hand, and exchanged it for one of her cloth shoes: "Young lady is indeed a straightforward person."
Yu Zhengzheng: “…”
The carriage sped away, raising a cloud of dust. She stood on one leg in the dust, staring blankly at the banknote in her hand.
The two sisters from the Yuling Sect said sarcastically, "Miss Yu is really capable. She has already seduced this young man after just meeting him once."
"Miss Yu has a free and easy personality. She was able to make friends with male cultivators from other sects when she went to the Holy Spring to cleanse her marrow. She did not return home all night last night. Maybe she went to strengthen her friendship with that male cultivator."
The two of them sang the same tune, praising Yu Zhengzheng openly but belittling her secretly, saying that she had a free and easy personality, but in fact her behavior was dissolute.
Yu Zhengzheng glanced at Yu Jiangjiang. She could easily guess that it was Yu Jiangjiang who told them that she had not returned home all night.
Yu Jiangjiang simply wanted to use them to tell Xiao Yuqing about this so that he would think she was a frivolous person.
For those who love beauty, Xiao Yuqing's handsome appearance is indeed very attractive, but he is not good enough to make her risk everything to the point of giving up her freedom.
She was leaving anyway, so it didn't matter how he looked at her, so she didn't bother to explain.
She didn't say anything, but Shanshui was unhappy: "Miss Zhengzheng was with the king last night, and I was watching them sleep outside the Luan Palace. What nonsense are you talking about?"
Yu Zhengzheng: “…” Why does this sound so weird
Xiao Yuqing's eyes flickered: "Were you in Luan Palace last night?"
She responded vaguely, jumping and pulling Shanshui towards the capital: "If it's any later, it will be curfew."
Seeing that she didn't want to say more, he didn't ask any more questions.
The two sisters wanted to say something, but when they looked up they met his cold gaze. They shuddered subconsciously and finally swallowed back their harsh words.
As dusk approaches, the capital city becomes bustling with activity.
Although the inner city of the sects in the world of immortal cultivation is similar to the human world, it is still not as worldly as the human world.
Except for Xiang Feng and Xiao Yuqing, the others had never been to the human world. When they saw the circus performances on the street, they stopped to watch.
Yu Zhengzheng originally wanted to buy a pair of shoes first, but they were all watching the acrobatic show, and Xiang Feng wouldn't let her stay behind alone, so she had to watch it with them.
Most of the people watching the acrobatics were children. Once Xiang Feng and Xiao Yuqing stood there, the originally empty street soon attracted a large number of bees and butterflies.
The juggler wanted to attract attention while the event was hot, so he used all his skills. He led the colorful snake out of the barrel and played a melodious tune with a flute in his hand.
The snake twisted its body to the tune and crawled towards the upright bamboo pole. Everyone started to cheer. Yu Zhengzheng watched with great interest and couldn't help but take two steps forward.
Xiao Yuqing held her back and whispered, "That brown snake is called the Agkistrodon acutus, also known as the five-step snake. It is very poisonous."
This was to remind her to stay away from the snake.
Yu Zhengzheng nodded. She was not very afraid of snakes. When there was no food to eat in the end times, she would sometimes eat snakes, insects, rats and ants to fill her stomach. She could even eat this kind of poisonous snake after chopping off its head.
Yu Jiangjiang, who was standing by, almost bit her back teeth when she heard what Xiao Yuqing said. She was not far from the snake, so why didn't he reach out to pull her
She lowered her eyes to look at the stones under her feet, then looked up at the five-step snake, a hint of poison flashed quickly in her eyes.
No one noticed her little movement. She raised her toes slightly and kicked the stone right into the belly of the five-step snake.
The five-step snake was knocked off the bamboo pole by a stone. This sudden change stunned the flute player. The sound of the flute suddenly stopped. The snake hissed and raised its head as if looking for a target to attack.
The panicked people dispersed. Yu Jiangjiang quietly retreated to Yu Zhengzheng's side and kicked the second stone at the snake.
This time, the five-step snake found its target accurately and attacked in the direction of Yu Zhengzheng.
Yu Zhengzheng's reaction was faster than it. She grabbed Yu Jiangjiang and pushed him forward. The five-step snake's sharp fangs instantly pierced Yu Jiangjiang's calf.
When the five-step snake fell down, she realized something was wrong. Unexpectedly, when she looked down, she saw Yu Jiangjiang kicking stones.
Since Yu Jiangjiang likes venomous snakes so much, she has to help Yu Jiangjiang.
"Snake, snake—"
Screams resounded through the sky.
Yu Jiangjiang cried with snot flying everywhere: "Venomous snake, this is a poisonous snake! I can't move, I'm going to die! Save me quickly..."
Yu Zhengzheng patted her arm and said, "Don't be afraid, sister. You won't die."
Seeing the confident woman in front of her, she finally stopped crying: "Please give me some advice, sister."
Yu Zhengzheng smiled and said, "This is a five-step snake. As long as you bite it every four steps, you can make it to the clinic."