Yu Zhengzheng suffers from Internet Depression Syndrome.
To put it in the words of the medical practitioner, it means that you have nothing to do after eating a lot - you are idle.
After the winter solstice, Rong Shang stopped letting her run around. She had nowhere to go during the day, so she had to be a hibernating bear.
The problem is, bears hibernate at different times, too.
As soon as it was midnight, she would open her eyes on time, lie on the pillow on his face, and stare at his face with red eyes.
If he didn't wake up, she would cry alone until dawn.
But if he wakes up...
Rong Shang slowly raised his eyelids and rubbed her calf in a daze: "Leg cramp?"
Yu Zhengzheng shook her head: "I'm sorry for being born as a human being."
On: "…"
She lowered her eyes, tears falling from her eyes: "Why are you ignoring me? So love will disappear, right?"
Rong Shang sighed and gently stroked her cheek with his fingertips: "Love will never disappear."
Yu Zhengzheng blinked her eyes and said, "Then spray some water for me to see."
Rong Shang: “… ?”
She pulled at his collar and shook him, "Aren't you a dragon? You must be able to spray water, right?"
On: "…"
She pecked the corner of his lips: "Baby wants to see it too."
Rong Shang: "Okay."
So, at three quarters past midnight, Rong Shang led Yu Zhengzheng, who was wrapped like a rice dumpling, to the steps of the Holy Spring.
A dragon's body and fangs appeared on his face. He put his four claws on the ground, lowered his dragon head and drank a sip of the holy spring water.
Then he soared into the sky, raised his head and sprayed out the holy water that had accumulated between his teeth. The dark scales refracted the moonlight and reflected a faint glow.
After seeing him spray water, Yu Zhengzheng went back to sleep contentedly.
It rained heavily in the world of immortal cultivation for a whole month, and the accumulated water almost flooded the mountaintops.
In the eighth month of her pregnancy, he was with her almost all the time. In order to provide her with adequate nutrition, he began to learn how to stew soup and cook.
He is a genius in appearance and learns things faster than ordinary people.
In just two or three days, he had mastered the four major cuisines of Jiangnan to perfection, and it was no problem for him to cook three or five dishes for a meal.
On this day, he was cooking her favorite Dongpo pork, but Pei Qian's slightly panicked voice came from outside the hall.
After asking, Rong Shang found out that it was the new Emperor of Heaven who came to cause trouble.
The new emperor is the second son of the late emperor's elder brother. He is only tens of thousands of years old and is still young and energetic.
Perhaps he got drunk and made a bet with the immortal official at the banquet, saying that he would take his life, so he came to Guixu Mountain while he was drunk.
This was the first time someone dared to come and cause trouble after Rong Shang admitted his identity.
After hearing this interesting story, Yu Zhengzheng came forward eagerly: "Rongshang, I want to watch the fun, too."
Rong Shang put down the Dongpo pork and served her a bowl of pork rib soup: "No."
She pouted: "But I want to go..."
He handed over a pair of chopsticks: "No."
Her baby is already over eight months old, a time when she needs more attention. How could she go to watch such excitement
Seeing that he was determined, Yu Zhengzheng simply didn't mention it.
At worst she could just slip away by herself. She was almost suffocated anyway. If she didn't find something funny to do, mushrooms would grow out of her head.
Rong Shang was not in a hurry to leave. He took out the newly made dress and said, "This is just delivered by the tailor. Don't wear it yet. Wait until I rinse it in the water tonight and dry it before you can wear it."
Yu Zhengzheng replied perfunctorily: "I know, go ahead."
General Rong put away her dress and told Pei Qian to stay by her side at all times. She repeated this five or six times before quickly leaving Luan Palace.
After Yu Zhengzheng and the others walked away, they quickly swept away all the food on the table.
Since she became pregnant, she started eating normally.
She has had a particularly big appetite recently, so I cook five or six dishes each time, and the portions are not too much, so it's just right for her to eat all of them.
After she finished her dinner, Pei Qian brought her the mashed sweet potatoes that he had prepared in advance.
The sweet potato mash is sweet, and Rongshang prepares a bowl of it for her every noon.
Perhaps the pork rib soup was a little greasy today. She only took a bite, but before she swallowed it down her throat, a stream of air came up and she vomited out the mashed sweet potatoes.
She looked at the sweet potato mash covered with unknown liquid and decided to give up the dessert.
She was just about to get up and think of a way to go watch the fun when the Seventh Prince came in, exhausted.
There was a circle of bruises under his right eye, and he sat opposite her with a grin on his face: "Tell me, how can a woman's mind be so unpredictable?"
When Yu Zhengzheng saw his gloomy face, she knew that he had hit a wall with the princess of the royal family in the human world again.
Wei Shengjin fell in love with the eldest princess of Yan State. When the princess's husband died of illness, he went to the human world every few days, trying to find ways to show his courtesy to the princess.
But the fact is that no woman wants to be with Wei Shengjin for the rest of her life.
Yu Zhengzheng glanced at him and asked, "What did you do again?"
The Seventh Prince frowned and said, "Didn't you say that women love romantic things the most? She said she likes white flowers, so I gave her three carriages full of flowers, but she had me kicked out of the Princess's Mansion."
Yu Zhengzheng raised an eyebrow: "What kind of flowers did you give her?"
The Seventh Prince: "Chrysanthemum, the pure white kind."
Yu Zhengzheng: “…”
If someone gave her a carriage full of chrysanthemums, she would definitely punch his brains out and eat them in hotpot.
"Please give me some advice."
The Seventh Prince gently touched the purple eye circles and groaned in pain: "Forget it, can you give me another suggestion? How can I express my feelings so that she won't reject me?"
Yu Zhengzheng hesitated for a moment and said, "How about this, after you confess your feelings, quickly knock her out. As long as you do it quickly enough, no one can refuse you."
Seventh Prince: “…”
He was really confused and really hoped that she could come up with some good ideas.
Forget it. Otherwise, he would buy some white carnations to send to the princess as an apology.
As he was thinking, his eyes inadvertently swept across the sweet potato mash in the porcelain bowl on the table. The steamed sweet potato mash was crystal clear, which made him feel a little hungry.
He didn't hesitate to pick up the spoon, scooped up some sweet potato mash, and stuffed it into his mouth.
Yu Zhengzheng's eyes widened: "You, I..."
The Seventh Prince groaned and said, "I'll just eat a mouthful of your sweet potato puree. You don't have to be so stingy, right?"
As he said this, he scooped up another big mouthful, put it on the tip of his tongue as if in protest, and smacked his lips twice.
Yu Zhengzheng: “…”
How could she tactfully tell him that this sweet potato puree was just vomited out of her throat
She swallowed and decided to let his unwitting smile live.
After the Seventh Prince left, Yu Zhengzheng began to persuade Pei Qian, but Pei Qian was also stubborn and said that if he couldn't go, then he couldn't go.
She was a little annoyed: "If you don't let me go, I will tell Rong Shang that you molested me."
Pei Qian: “…”
He found that since the king acknowledged his identity, she and the king had been together for a long time, and their personalities of using any means to achieve their goals became more and more similar.
It is true that people are known by the company they keep.
In the end, Pei Qian still couldn't persuade her.
He helped her to the main hall of Guixu Mountain. The single-plank bridge connecting Guixu Mountain and Luan Hall was demolished by Rongshang, and the lush green river was also buried by Rongshang.
Along the way, anything that might hurt her was dealt with early by Rong Shang.
When she walked outside the main hall, she heard bursts of wailing coming from inside the hall.
The more Yu Zhengzheng listened, the more excited she became. She couldn't help but go forward and poke a hole in the window paper. No one had come to cause trouble for a long time, and she wanted to rush up and do it for Rong Shang.
Before she could get close, the window suddenly opened.
She and Rong Shang looked at each other and the atmosphere was extremely awkward.
Rong Shang leaned against the window, his eyebrows slightly raised: "Lost?"
Yu Zhengzheng smiled dryly: "How do you know..."
He chuckled but said nothing.
This was the thirty-first time she had used this excuse.
It would be hard for him not to know.
Yu Zhengzheng raised his neck and stood on tiptoe to look around: "What... have you dealt with it?"
He blocked her view mercilessly and closed the window tightly again: "Wait for me, it will be ready soon."
The 'moment' on his face was really just a moment. Before she could even put her face close to him, he walked out of the hall.
Coming out from behind him was a pale-faced man in blue.
The man walked with a limp, but he was the newly appointed Emperor of Heaven.
Rong Shang instructed Pei Qian, "The Emperor has had his tea and it's time for him to return to heaven. Go and see him off."
The new emperor was young after all, and when he heard this, cold sweat broke out on his back: "I didn't mean to lose my composure, but today I made the Ghost King laugh at me. I hope the Ghost King won't take it to heart."
Rong Shang curled his lips and chuckled: "The Emperor of Heaven is wrong, how could I bother with a junior."
Seeing his sincere attitude, the new emperor finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Then I will take my leave first."
After saying that, he turned and left.
The new emperor had only walked a few steps when he suddenly stopped. His brows were filled with sinisterness. He turned his head and looked at Yu Zhengzheng: "This must be your wife, right? She is indeed a stunning beauty."
Rong Shang hugged her waist and said calmly, "The Emperor of Heaven is too kind."
The new emperor said nothing more, he turned and left.
Pei Qian followed behind him, and before he had walked far, he heard Rong Shang's nonchalant voice: "It's dark and the road is slippery. You must be careful to escort the Emperor away."
Pei Qian responded and followed.
Yu Zhengzheng looked at the new emperor's leaving back and asked curiously, "Rongshang, why did you let him go like this?"
Rong Shang pinched her chubby cheek and said, "Call me husband."
She simply ignored his words and asked, "What did you do to him in the palace just now?"
Rong Shang smiled and said, "Just help him scrape his sha to sober him up."
Yu Zhengzheng didn't believe his lies. Ever since she became pregnant, he wouldn't even let her watch him kill a chicken, saying that he was afraid of the bad luck of blood.
Rong Shang's mouth was tighter than a clam shell, and in the end Yu Zhengzheng didn't get anything out of him.
At noon the next day, news came that the new emperor had fallen to his death. It was rumored that the new emperor drank too much and accidentally stepped on empty air and fell from Tengyun.
As time went by, the day of delivery arrived in the blink of an eye.
Yu Zhengzheng grabbed Rongshang's collar, looking a little upset: "Do you think I will lay a dragon egg?"
Her eyes widened. “If I lay dragon eggs, can you help me hatch them?”
On: "…"
He held her little hand and comforted her gently, "No, no one can lay a dragon egg."
Yu Zhengzheng shook her head: "What if?"
Rong Shang was somewhat helpless: "Give birth to you and I will hatch it."
She looked him up and down. "Can you hatch eggs?"
Rong Shang: “…No.”
Yu Zhengzheng's eyes were slightly red, tears falling from the corners of her eyes: "Then why don't you go catch a hen? Hurry up and learn, I can't hold it anymore!"
On: "…"
She really could not hold it in any longer, and her water broke that night.
The medical practitioners who had been prepared were busy delivering the baby in an orderly manner. Rong Shang wanted to go in to accompany the birth, but was rejected by Yu Zhengzheng.
Rong Shang was reluctant to leave, but Yu Zhengzheng couldn't help cursing: "Fuck you! Hurry up and leave! I can't get out if you stay here!"
Then he was ruthlessly kicked out.
Yu Zhengzheng cried until midnight, and finally gave birth to a big fat boy. Just when Rong Shang was about to breathe a sigh of relief, the doctors told her that she was pregnant with another baby.
She was already exhausted and didn't even have the strength to scream, let alone try to give birth to a second baby.
The medical practitioners' faces became more and more solemn. It was just a little bit short. If she continued to be ineffective, something serious would happen.
Rong Shang couldn't bear it any longer, so he went against her wishes and broke in to supply her with spiritual power.
His hands were shaking and his expression was even uglier than hers. She turned her head slightly and saw the tears flashing in his eyes.
Yu Zhengzheng held his hand tightly, smiling weakly: "I'm giving birth to a child, why are you crying?"
Rong Shang didn't say anything, his stiff back couldn't stop trembling, his eyes were as helpless as a child: "Zhengzheng... Don't leave me..."
He finally understood how she felt back then.
Helplessness, confusion and fear filled him.
During these long and lonely years, he could not imagine what he would become without her by his side.
Rong Shang put her cold fingers to his lips and repeated over and over again: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry... I won't let you go alone."
Yu Zhengzheng fell silent, but she actually felt that she could still try to save the situation.
At this moment, Pei Qian's panicked voice suddenly rang out from the door: "Immortal Venerable, this is bad! Shanshui has been stolen by the Seventh Prince!"
In order to pursue the eldest princess of Yan State, the Seventh Prince searched all over the world for precious white flowers. Who would have thought that he would be so cruel as to steal even the white Epiphyllum that was temporarily residing in the mountains and rivers.
As soon as Pei Qian finished speaking, the sound of a baby crying was heard in the hall.
Along with the crying sound, there was also Yu Zhengzheng's deafening roar: "Catch him back and kill him without mercy—"