The Film Emperor Asks for Divorce Every Day
影帝每天都想离婚[穿书]
Author: 林盎司
Latest: Chapter 124
Status: Completed
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Tags: comedy entertainment circle romance yaoi
The movie star Ling Qing crossed over and wore an ancient early dog blood scum abuse article of the bitch suffer, must be and scum attack Yu Chen misunderstanding breakup pregnancy miscarriage to be together.
Ling Qing: ...... The sky is the limit, abandon the scum attack is also good!
Ling Qing decided, when he negotiated a divorce agreement, he divorced.
Yu Chen comes from a wealthy family, handsome and dashing, countless men and women have gone before and after him, not looking for marriage, just looking for him to look at himself, yet he married Ling Qing who is nothing but his face.
"True love, huh?" Friends flirted.
Yu Chen looked disgusted, "What a joke, just like him, I touch him I am a dog."
Ling Qing was delighted: great, so look divorce should be easy ~
However, one day passed, two days passed, Yu Chen was always reluctant to divorce.
A few months later
Ling Qing came home from filming and just pushed open the door, he heard Yu Chen say to his best friend: "Why do I think this actor is not looking at Ling Qing right? Fuck, he doesn't like Ling Qing, does he? Toad wants to eat the flesh of a swan, he does not see himself worthy!"
Best friend: "He's not worthy, you are?"
Yu Chen: "Bullshit, he's my wife, we're perfect for each other!"
Ling Qing:? I remember you didn't say that at the beginning, right?
*Yu Chen: "?
Before Yu Chen and Ling Qing got married
Crowd: It's still Yu Chen's misery, Ling Qing is too high up!
After Yu Chen and Ling Qing got married
Cousin Yu Chen: Since having my sister-in-law, the game is lying to win.
Yu Chen cousin: thank you sister-in-law for my lesson scum, let me see the face of scum.
Yu Chen's best friend: since my sister-in-law entered the entertainment industry filming, our company's performance soared.
Various directors: not being able to work with Ling Qing is the biggest regret of my life.
Other admirers: What's so great about Yu Chen, Qingqing, I'm the best choice for you.
Yu Chen: ......
Yu Chen hugged his wife tight: Get out!
# What if there are always people coveting my wife? Obviously we are truly in love! #...
[Mini Theatre 1]
Ling Qing and Yu Chen's first morning of the short day of the spring night
Yu Chen: "What do you want to eat, I'll make it for you."
Ling Qing: "Who said he touched me he is a dog?"
Yu Chen hugged him from behind, while giving him a waist rub, while kissing him, "woof ~"
[mini-theater 2]
Good friend: "I don't know who said at that time, I touch him I am a dog?"
Yu Chen: "That's also happier than you single dogs!"
Many single dogs: ...... We may not be human, but you're a real dog!
Yu Chen: Heh! Wife in arms, who cares about being a dog!
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Film Emperor Ling Qing transmigrated and found himself on the receiving end of old dog blood scum abuse and must separate himself from the scum gong Yu Chen before he enters a cycle of pregnancy and miscarriage.
Ling Qing decided he must negotiate a divorce agreement.
Yu Chen was born a handsome wealthy man with countless men and women, and did not ask for marriage but married Ling Qing, who was useless except for his face.
“True love?” His friends ridiculed.
Yu Chen was disgusted, “What a joke. If I touch him then I must be a dog.”
Ling Qing was overjoyed. Great, it should be easy to divorce this way.
However, one day passed, two days passed, and Yu Chen was always unwilling to divorce.
A few months later, Ling Qing finished filming and returned home to hear, “Why do I think this actor looks at Ling Qing with the wrong eyes? F*ck, he’s not gonna like Ling Qing is he? This frog wants to eat swan meat but he’s not a match!”
Friend: “He’s not worthy, are you worthy?”
Yu Chen: “He’s my wife, we are a perfect match!”
Ling Qing: ??? That isn’t what you said at first?
影帝凌青穿越了，穿成了一本古早狗血渣贱虐文的贱受，必须要和渣攻于晨误会分手怀孕流产后才能在一起。
凌青：……天涯何处无芳草，抛弃渣攻也挺好！
凌青决定了，等他谈妥了离婚协议，他就离婚。
于晨出身豪门，英俊潇洒，无数男女前仆后继，不求结婚，只求他看自己一眼，然而他却娶了除了脸以外一无是处的凌青。
“真爱啊？”友人调侃。
于晨一脸嫌弃，“开什么玩笑，就他那样，我碰他我是狗。”
凌青大喜：太好了，这么看离婚应该很容易~
然而一天过去了，两天过去了，于晨始终不愿意离婚。
几个月后
凌青拍完戏回家，刚推开门，就听到于晨对自己的好友道：“我怎么觉得这演员看凌青的眼神不对？操，他不会喜欢凌青吧，癞蛤.蟆想吃天鹅肉，他也不看看自己配吗！”
好友：“他不配，你配啊？”
于晨：“废话，他是我老婆，我们俩绝配！”
凌青：？？？我记得你最开始不是这么说的吧？
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于晨和凌青结婚前
众人：惨还是于晨惨，凌青太高攀了！
于晨和凌青结婚后
于晨堂弟：自从有了我嫂子，游戏躺赢。
于晨堂妹：感谢嫂子替我教训渣男，让我看清渣男的嘴脸。
于晨好友：自从嫂子进入娱乐圈拍戏，我们公司的业绩蹭蹭飞涨。
各路导演：没能和凌青合作，是我这辈子最大的遗憾。
其他爱慕者：于晨有什么好，青青，我才是你最好的选择。
于晨：……
于晨抱紧了自己老婆：滚！
#总有人觊觎我老婆怎么办？明明我们是真心相爱！ #
[小剧场1]
凌青和于晨春宵苦短日高起的第一个早晨
于晨：“想吃什么，我给你做。”
凌青：“是谁说的他碰我他就是狗？”
于晨从身后抱住他，一边给他揉腰，一边亲着他，“汪~”
[小剧场2]
好友：“也不知道当时是谁说的，我碰他我就是狗？”
于晨：“那也比你们这些单身狗幸福！”
众多单身狗：……我们或许不是人，但你是真的狗！
于晨：呵！老婆在怀，谁在乎做狗！
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