Chapter One:
Ling Qing found that he had passed through.
This is not a big deal, after all, as a teenager in the 21st century, who doesn't know how to travel.
But then, he realized that he was wearing a book.
It's okay, wearing a book is the same as traveling through time and space, which has become popular in recent years.
He won't be the first, and he won't be the last.
Ling Qing was still very calm.
Soon, however, he became restless.
Because he was horrified to find that this was a book that was very different from what he usually read.
It's common to be cheap with blood, but it's not common for a cheap dog to have children!
And now, the book he's wearing is a bloody and cheap birthing essay.
Ling Qing looked at his belly, couldn't it be the body he was wearing, right
It shouldn't be, someone like him should be an attack even if he wears a book!
It's absolutely impossible to wear it, right
However, whatever he is afraid of, he will do whatever he is afraid of. When the plot is finished, Ling Qing sadly discovers that the paralysis is really his own body.
The body he passed through was the scumbag in the original text!
He glanced at the beauty who was talking to the housekeeper not far away without even looking at him.
This is the scumbag, and the richest man in the novel, Yu Chen, the eldest young master of the Yu family who holds the economic lifeline of the whole country.
Ling Qing felt a little regretful, this appearance was too much to his own taste.
When he first woke up, he saw the other's face, and almost couldn't help asking for his phone number.
This kind of god-level beauty, even if you can't get it, the spring breeze will be good for a while.
Sadly, he is the protagonist of this book.
Still a scumbag who can make his body pregnant and give birth to a child!
Ling Qing let out a long sigh.
One mountain does not allow two attacks, especially if the other party is a scumbag. Wouldn't this kind of man stay for the New Year without breaking up
Ling Qing was about to say goodbye, when his memory flashed, Ling Qing was shocked.
What the hell! The plot has developed to two people getting married!
Not only that, but on the night of the wedding, her husband left him behind and went to meet Bai Yueguang at night, which was exciting!
That's right, although the original owner is one of the protagonists, but the scumbag text, the scumbag must not really love the cheapness in the early stage.
What he really loves is his own that comes out of the mud without being stained, clean and clear without being a demon, straight in the middle and straight in the outside... No, it should be curved in the middle, not creeping or branching, fragrant and clear, the pavilion is clean and can be seen from a distance And the white lotus brother who can't be insulted.
Although he is married now, he will get divorced later, and then he will pursue his wife in the crematorium, remarry again, abuse his body and mind, get pregnant and abort, prepare for divorce, and the cycle goes on and on until both of them can't move.
It's not necessary, it's not worth it, just fast forward.
"Come here." Ling Qing said.
Yu Chen turned his head and glanced at him, Ling Qing's heart skipped a beat.
Hold! It really suits her own aesthetics. She can't sleep before her beauty, Ling Qing's heart aches.
Yu Chen frowned and reluctantly walked in front of Ling Qing, with a cold tone as if the rings were touching each other, "What are you doing?"
Ling Qing looked at his face and raised his eyes, while
Calmly said: "Give me ten million, we will divorce."
Yu Chen was startled, "What did you say?"
Ling Qingxizi covered her heart and was heartbroken, "I'll set you free!"
Yu Chen, "...is this a new trick you used to attract me?"
Ling Qing shook his head sadly, "Of course not, I'm just thinking of you, after all, I love you so much!"
Yu Chen:…
Ling Qing's eyes were hazy with tears, "Don't you want to divorce me?"
"What do you think?"
Ling Qing, "Then give me ten million, and I can divorce you now."
He knew it with emotion and reason, and incited it to live broadcast, "OMG! Look at this divorce certificate! National explosion! Limited edition ruby red! High-end! Atmosphere! Feels comfortable! With it, you are the freest in the world. Marriage, family, responsibilities have nothing to do with you! Successful men have one copy! Buy now, only need 10 million! Only 10 million! Buy it and earn! As long as 10 million, you can take it home freely BUY IT! BUY IT! BUY IT!"
Yu Chen:…
Yu Chen didn't want to talk to him anymore, "You'll be fine, I still have something to do, so I'll go back to the company first."
"Then my ten million..."
"You can't wait to ask me for money?" Yu Chen frowned, "We just got married!"
Ling Qing squinted at him, stopped acting, and said indifferently, "Otherwise, what do I want without money? I want you to dislike me, and want you to be derailed mentally?"
"You!" A trace of displeasure flashed in Yu Chen's eyes.
Ling Qing blinked, "So, we are not suitable, divorce is the most suitable, baby, think about it, if it's OK, we will link to it one by one?"
"Are you still on the link?" Yu Chen laughed at him.
Ling Qing smiled slightly, "Then what, can't I give you a card number so that you can transfer money, or do you write me a check directly?"
Yu Chen:…
Yu Chen took a deep breath: "You give up! I won't give you a dime! If you have time, you might as well think about what you said before, and stop worrying about it!"
Or to say that a beauty is a beauty, even when angry.
Ling Qing looked at his face and sighed, then waved and started chasing people, "If you don't agree, go out, don't disturb my rest, thank you~"
"I haven't finished speaking to you yet."
Ling Qing ignored him, "Oh."
"Did you hear it!"
Ling Qing, "Oh."
"What's your attitude!!"
Ling Qing, "Oh."
Yu Chen was furious, "Okay! You are doing well!"
Ling Qing smiled slightly, "That's it."
After he finished speaking, he waved at Yu Chen.
hand, go to sleep.
Ling Qing slept all afternoon, and finally got full, and then got out of bed.
He checked his room, took the time to sort out the plot of the book in his mind, stretched out and went downstairs to eat.
Yu Chen hadn't come back yet, and the servant who served him had no respect for him, the lady who had just entered the door.
While nibbling on the melon seeds, the cook said, "Are you out of hand? Can't you cook by yourself?"
Ling Qing heard the words, did not argue with her, and walked into the kitchen calmly.
The cook was shocked, "You are going to die."
Ling Qing looked at him innocently, "I can't cook."
"Then you go into the kitchen!"
"Didn't you say it," Ling Qing imitated her and said, "Are you out of hand? Can't you cook by yourself?"
Chef:…
The cook was so angry that she wanted to scold her, but the housekeeper who came to hear the news had already scolded her first.
The cook was aggrieved, weeping, and at the urging of the housekeeper, she picked up the fire extinguisher and started putting out the fire.
Seeing that everyone in the house put out the fire in an orderly manner, Ling Qing felt that there should be no need for her own help, so she turned around and went out.
When everyone put out the fire, remembered the culprit, and was about to educate him, only to find that Ling Qing was gone.
The housekeeper hurriedly reported to Yu Chenhui, "It's not good, young master, my wife ran away!"
Yu Chen: ? ?
"He set fire to the kitchen and people ran away!"
Yu Chen: ! ! !
Yu Chen rubbed his temples, "Okay, let him run, I want to see, he won't come back at night!"
After speaking, he violently dropped the document in his hand.
Seeing this, Hodge, who was sitting on the sofa drinking tea, asked curiously, "What's wrong, so angry?"
"nothing."
"It has something to do with your newlywed lady." Hodge guessed.
Yu Chen glared at him.
Hodge smiled, "So why did you marry him? Do you like him?"
"What a joke, I like him?" Yu Chen sneered, "Just like him, I like him and I'm a dog!"
Hodge clicked his tongue, "Then you are still married."
Yu Chen glanced at him and said nothing.
Ling Qing got out of the taxi and chose a nearby hotel for dinner. Just after eating, he saw Yu Chen and his friends walking towards the other side.
Hodge saw him and touched Yu Chen, "Your wife."
"Your wife!" Yu Chen said.
As a result, when I turned around, fuck, it was really my wife!
Ling Qing smiled and walked over.
"Didn't you run away?" Yu Chen asked.
Ling Qing was helpless: "…Brother, I just came out for a meal."
Yu Chen, "You also set fire to the house!"
Ling Qing refused to admit it, "Don't talk nonsense, who set the fire, I can't cook, but someone asked me to do it, so I accidentally set the kitchen on fire, I also wanted to help put out the fire, but I Seeing that the cook and the housekeeper are cooperating very well, with a fire extinguisher in each hand, and a dragon on the left and a rainbow on the right, I can leave with confidence."
"That's why you tried so hard to run out for a private meeting.
who? "
Ling Qing pointed to the hotel where he ate, "Mr. Jin Tang Fat Beef, Mr. Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs, and Miss Mapo Tofu."
Yu Chen:…
Ling Qing: "Go home? Give me a ride, I don't have a car."
Yu Chen looked at him and said, don't you like to run? Then run enough, who cares about you!
It's just what he thought in his heart, but considering that Ling Qing is his person now, and so many people are watching, he refuses at this time, and it's too disrespectful to him.
Yu Chen reached out and stopped a taxi, "You first
Go back, I have something to do, so I won't go home yet. "
Ling Qing didn't ask any further, nodded "Oh" and got into the car.
The person who walked at the end also waved at him, "Goodbye, sister-in-law."
Yu Chen squinted at each other.
Ling Qing smiled, waved at him, and drove home.
That night, Ling Qing locked the door, anxiously guessing whether Yu Chen would enter his bedroom.
At 11:00, Yu Chen came back, and as usual, he walked towards his master bedroom.
Passing by Ling Qing's bedroom, his footsteps didn't stop.
Ling Qing was relieved and went to sleep at ease.
The next morning, Ling Qing went downstairs to forage and saw Yu Chen eating breakfast.
He walked down the stairs, went into the kitchen, took a pair of tableware, and sat down opposite Yu Chen.
While eating Yu Chen's food, he continued to divorce Yu Chen Anli.
"Kiss, couples like us who share the same bed and have different dreams..."
"We have different beds." Yu Chen interrupted him.
Ling Qing put it another way, "The couple like us who have different beds but different dreams are just torturing each other, so as long as you're willing to give me 20 million, you can..."
Yu Chen looked at him puzzled, "Isn't it still ten million yesterday?"
"The price has gone up, kiss." Ling Qing's eyes were sincere, "The extra ten million is my hair dye fee. After all, if I don't divorce you for a day, I will have more green on my head. Look at my current hair. Isn't it green and sparkling?"
Yu Chen:…
"Don't make trouble." He explained, "Xiao Bai and I have nothing at all, you know that!"
"Well, of course I know." Ling Qing looked at him, "You two only have a heart for mutual love, I understand."
"You know shit!" Yu Chen was speechless.
He didn't understand why Ling Qing was able to free up so many things for a simple matter!
Ling Qing calmly explained to him, "Fart is also called arrow gas. Most animals and humans emit waste gas from the anus..."
So at the dinner table in the morning, Yu Chen inexplicably heard an explanation about farts.
At the end, Ling Qing asked calmly, "Do you want to peach?"
Yu Chen:…
Yu Chen felt that he couldn't eat any more, so he stood up and left home to go to work.
Ling Qing reminded him when he walked out of the house, "Tomorrow will be 30 million, dear, I suggest you get a divorce as soon as possible, and enjoy the discount as soon as possible, dear!"
Yu Chen:…
Yu Chen didn't want to talk anymore.
Ling Qing was idle at home and had nothing to do, so he searched a local bar, and planned to go see if there were any handsome boys.
Before he crossed over, he was an actor, and he accidentally reached the top of the industry and became an actor.
The entertainment industry lacks everything except handsome men and beauties.
Ling Qing looked at those handsome men and beauties every day, especially the handsome men, and her mood improved.
However, due to his status as a movie star, he could only look at it, and couldn't say anything.
After all, with so many people staring at it, Ling Qing still wants to be embarrassed.
Besides, most of the beauties here are not beautiful enough to be worth driving.
The only one who gave him this urge was a golden hero like Yu Chen.
However, the opponent is a scumbag.
Ling Qing didn't want to take it, but he was in the book now, and as the attack in the book, Yu Chen certainly wouldn't take it.
So he can only hope and sigh.
Let's look for other beauties to look good, Ling Qing thought.
He quickly found a well-reviewed Qingba, and took a taxi to the place.
As soon as he walked into the door of the bar, Ling Qing felt a lot of eyes looking at him.
There are many regulars in the bar. It has been a long time since I saw a man so beautiful and sharp, and I couldn't hold my eyes for a while.
He looks too conspicuous.
The eyebrows are like ink paintings, the lips are like cinnabar, and a pair of peach blossom eyes are more infinitely charming, and the eyebrows are open like a utility knife, and the beauty is very aggressive.
Ling Qing's eyes swept carefully at the man on the scene, and finally saw a little beauty, she curled her lips in satisfaction, and walked over.