Nine times out of ten things in the world are unsatisfactory.
Sometimes there are things that we clearly don’t want to happen, but they happen. This is also the most frustrating and helpless situation.
Ye Fei drew the first guest spot. It can be said that all the viewers on the earth are eager for this spot to fall on their head. Not only can they do a live broadcast with Ye Fei, but they can also eat the best food made by Ye Fei himself. gourmet food.
But some people don't think so.
The conductive lightning rod is one of them. He has never watched Ye Fei's live broadcast at all, and even looks down on Ye Fei in his heart. After being called over just now, this guy was sarcastic towards Ye Fei. In his In his eyes, Ye Fei is just a new anchor who can't get on the stage. In the army, he is just a new recruit.
Tell me, how could he think highly of such a person
And you got me to be the anchor with you
I bother!
I won't even go if you give me money.
So when this guy was spinning the lucky wheel, he kept mumbling, "Don't slap me, don't slap me."
The lucky wheel stopped not long after, and then the golden pointer on it flashed and pointed to a name, which, coincidentally, was a conductive lightning rod.
Seeing this result, not to mention the audience in the live broadcast room, even Ye Fei was speechless. How could he draw this guy
It's not that I'm afraid of him, but this guy doesn't have a good impression of me at all now because he hasn't watched his show. Tell me, this quota fell into his hands. If this guy doesn't come here with the quota then What to do
And the most important thing is, even if he wants to come over, how can he come over
I still don’t know which planet this guy is on, let alone how far away it is from me. Don’t expect someone to come here. It’s been several years since I’ve been here, and even the boards of my coffin are about to rot. , how about getting a hammer
But what if you say it doesn’t count? All the operations on this lucky wheel are routine, and there is no such thing as cheating. I have never denied a live broadcast guest's winning spot. Oh, no, once, Ma Qingyun allowed himself to deny it. , but most of the time it is yes.
It's just that this person is a conductive lightning rod now. Who knows what the consequences will be if he doesn't deny this lottery
Ye Fei was so crazy in his heart that he wanted to let the Pampas Eagle draw him again immediately.
In fact, there is more than one person who drives people crazy than Ye Fei. The first is the conductive lightning rod. This guy never dreamed of being afraid of anything. Tell me, you just kept praying that you would not be hit by it. This thing really happened. Myself, brother, did you do this on purpose? Do you know how much fuel I waste going back and forth? Even if you cook a hundred tables of food, you still can't make up for it.
"What the hell."
The conductive lightning rod uttered a curse word, and then he didn't know what to say at all. What else can you say? This meow is so unlucky that his teeth are blocked even when he drinks cold water.
The galloping quicksand and the others all laughed to death, and they all began to make fun of the conductive lightning rod.
"Hahaha, you made me laugh so hard, lightning rod, congratulations."
"Oh my God, Lightning Rod, I really don't know how you get this luck. You are so awesome. You can buy the interstellar lottery soon. I am guaranteed to win a special prize."
"Go to Earth to do a live broadcast with others? Go to Earth to eat unknown food made by others. It's amazing. You are my lightning rod. You have my contact information. If you are poisoned, come to me and I will pick you up."
The lightning rod is about to explode.
"Go away, you are a bunch of unkind guys. Are you happy with what I'm doing? I'll give you my place, which one of you will go? Can I reimburse you for the fuel costs for the round trip?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he was so crazy that he quickly sent a message: "Lightning rod, do you really not want to go?"
Conductive lightning rod: "."
"Xiao Wanwan, do you still have the nerve to come out? I was fooled by you, and now I won the lottery out of nowhere. What do you think I should do? I don't care about this damn live broadcast guest at all."
"Isn't it really rare? If you really don't want to go, just give it to me, lightning rod. For the sake of us all being brothers, I won't let you suffer. I will give you appropriate compensation." Wanwanqu hurriedly said.
Conductive lightning rod: "."
This guy was immediately confused by Wanwan. It took him a long time to reply: "Xiao Wanwan, do you know what you are talking about? Do you know what you are doing?"
"Of course I know."
"You know? You know what a ghost you are. You know, if I give you this place, you will go to the unknown earth. You don't even know the location of the earth now. How dare you run around with this thing? ? If you make a slight mistake, you won’t be able to come back, and you will become space junk!”
"I'm not afraid."
"I@#@@, Yayaya, have you been brainwashed by this Earth anchor? It's just a dish cooked by a Blue Diamond Level 5 anchor, are you okay?"
The conductive lightning rod is about to explode. He really doesn't know why it is bent. He is just a garbage anchor on the earth. How can you believe someone who just lied to you? I would rather float into the universe and become space junk. Is your brain short-circuited
"Are you going to give it to me? Lightning rod, if you give it, I will remit 50,000 Galaxy coins to you now. You know, if you throw this quota away, you will also throw it away. If you give it to me now, you can still make some money. ,How about it?"
"Fifty thousand Galaxy coins? Xiao Wanwan, are you sure you're not joking? You have to know that the concert tickets of those top star stars are not that expensive."
"Ahem, actually I just want to visit this anchor on Earth. I didn't think too much about the cost. Just tell me if it's okay? If it's ok, give me your account privately later and I'll send you the Galaxy coins right away. , if it doesn’t work, forget it, just take this quota and make it worthless.”
The conductive lightning rod thought for a while and said: "Sixty thousand Galaxy coins, Xiao Wanwan, if you give me 60,000 Huaxia coins, I will give you this quota, how about"
From the perspective of the conductive lightning rod, although the increase of 10,000 Galaxy Coins is not too much, it is not too little. After all, Galaxy Coins are no better than the local currencies of other planets. That thing is common in the entire universe, and some The planet's currency conversion ratio is still very high.
He thought that if he raised the price so high, Wuyu would back down, but who knew that as soon as he finished speaking, Wuyu directly sent a message: "Okay!"
The conductive lightning rod was a little confused and said quickly: "Xiao Wanwan, have you read my message clearly? I said 60,000 Galaxy coins, which is 10,000 more than you said, not one hundred. It’s not a thousand, it’s ten thousand!”
Wanwanqu hurriedly sent the message, as if he was afraid that this guy would regret it later.
"I know, Galaxy coins, I will give them to you in a moment. In front of Liusha and the others, you must not keep your word. Liusha, you have to testify for us. I now have 60,000 Galaxy coins to buy the guest spot of Lightning Rod. I will give it to you in a moment." Anyone who regrets it is a wild devil."
Pentium Liusha put on a smile and said: "We bear witness, lightning rod, just sell it to him, it's useless for you to keep it, and you won't be a live broadcast guest there.
Everyone else also advised.
"That's right, the lightning rod is still 60,000 Galaxy coins after all. This is much better than losing the spot in your hands."
"Khan, I really didn't expect that the guest spot of this garbage anchor on earth is more expensive than the concert tickets of those interstellar A-list stars."
"I'm quite sure that Xiao Wanwan has been completely brainwashed by this guy. Isn't this girl stupid?"
"Xiao Wanwan, I really sympathize with you."
"It's just that you are still too young. Anyone can lie to you."
"Xiao Wanwan, you can buy a place with 60,000 Galaxy coins, and you have to spend so much fuel to get to the hell of the earth. Have a nice trip."
"I'm very curious about how this guy got to Earth. After all, I don't know the specific coordinates of Earth yet."
A group of people said that the conductive lightning rod and Wanwan over there had completed the transaction. Wanqu really gave the conductive lightning rod 60,000 Galaxy coins, and then the conductive lightning rod gave this place to Wanwan.
After the transaction was completed, for some reason, the conductive lightning rod always made him feel very awkward. It seemed that something was wrong, but he couldn't find it. It was that paradoxical feeling that made people feel uncomfortable.
Although the audience in the live broadcast room was very excited, no one said anything. They all watched quietly as the conductive lightning rod and Wanwan Wan made the deal. Only after the two people completed the deal did the audience on Earth began to send messages.
"Lightning rod, let me give you a word - second-rate!"
"Lightning rod, I have a word for you - silly!"
"Lightning rod, I have a word for you - idiot!"
"Forget it, lightning rod. I won't send you a word. I'll give you a sentence - you won't have anywhere to cry for a while, you are the biggest idiot in the universe!"
Chi Man Tian Xia and San Hua Xian Zi, who had microphones, all directly opened their mouths to eliminate this guy.
The conductive lightning rod was made uncomfortable by a group of people. He wanted to refute, but the uncomfortable feeling that made him whole body became stronger and stronger. He still vaguely felt that he had done something wrong, but he still couldn't remember it.
"I'm stupid and I'm proud. I'm stupid and I'm proud. Do you care?"
In the end, I had nothing to say, so I said this to the conductive lightning rod, and then hurriedly dived.
There was nothing he could do, his heart suddenly panicked, his palms were sweating, his breathing was a little short, and his forehead was also sweating.
He felt that he was sick, a disease for which he could not find the cause at all. What kind of disease was this
The conductive lightning rod is puzzling.
Just when he was feeling uncomfortable, Ye Fei smiled and said: "Friends, the drawing event for our first guest spot has been settled. Congratulations to our friend Wanwanqu who finally got this spot. It's just you. How come?"
Wanwanqu: "I don't know either."
Ye Fei: "."
I saw a comment today, saying that it has been written about Interstellar, why do you still use Huaxia coins in these chapters? The reason is that these chapters have never involved interstellar viewers spending money at all, and the reward amount on the Qiuqiu platform is calculated in Huaxia coins, so Huaxia coins are used.
(End of chapter)