The fourth live broadcast guest drew again, but Ye Fei still did it himself, and the result was the great monk Huineng.
Master Huineng was so excited that he broke the wooden fish hammer in his hand and hurriedly ordered: "Aunt Meng, book a flight ticket."
Aunt Meng, what a loud and great name.
As soon as Master Huineng finished speaking, a female monk, that is, a nun, sat cross-legged on a futon not far from him.
The female monk had a rosary in her left hand and a wooden fish hammer in her right hand. She was carefully knocking on the wooden fish and counting the rosary beads with her eyes closed. When Leng Buding heard Master Huineng’s words, she paused while knocking on the wooden fish, then frowned, and then started to continue knocking on the wooden fish.
Master Huineng waited for a long time and saw no reaction from the side. He turned around and saw Master Mengyi starting to knock the wooden fish again. He stood up from the futon, walked to Master Mengyi's side in a few steps, and bent down. He touched her and said, "Hey, book a flight. I won the prize."
Master Mengyi was so annoyed by Master Huineng that she stopped knocking on the wooden fish, opened her eyes, turned to look at Huineng, and then recited the Buddha's name.
"Amitabha, Huineng get out!"
Master Huineng: "."
"I said, how can a woman like you do this? You have to know that you are cultivating in my temple now. Your nunnery collapsed due to rain. You eat mine and use mine. Even the wooden fish you knock is mine. Yes, what’s wrong with helping me book a flight ticket?”
Master Mengyi turned her head back, closed her eyes again, and began to count the rosary beads and knock on the wooden fish.
Just a word from his mouth.
"What I knocked was Buddha's wooden fish, what does that have to do with you?"
"I, you woman, are really unreasonable. I bought this wooden fish. Can you look at the manufacturer behind this? This is a product of Putian Dharma Boundless Co., Ltd. in Southern Fujian Province, and I It’s still custom-made, so why does it become Buddha’s?”
"Huineng, can you still have some facial expressions?" Master Mengyi finally couldn't stand it any longer and suddenly stood up and pointed at Huineng's nose and asked.
Huineng scratched his bald head and said, "Why am I so shameless?"
"You scoundrel, did my nunnery collapse due to the rain? Do you have to let me tell the truth? Why is the bottom of my nunnery empty? Don't tell me you don't know."
After hearing what Master Mengyi said about this, Master Huineng hurriedly waved his hands, curled his lips and said, "I don't know what you are talking about."
"What else can I say? Huineng, you sent your disciples to secretly hollow out the bottom of the nun's nunnery, causing it to collapse on rainy days, so that the nun had no place to practice. Then you pretended to be a good person and let the nun come to you. You are practicing here, do you think I don’t know what you are thinking?”
"I said, how can you do this? You can't make trouble for nothing. Why do you care about me when you have nothing to do with your nunnery? I am innocent, why do you pretend to be a good person? If I pretend to be a good person, I will let you Do you want to use my temple to practice? It’s true that a dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn’t recognize a good heart.”
Master Mengyi sneered and said: "Really? A kind heart? If you are really kind, why is there a hole in the wall where the nuns bathe? And next door is your special bathing place, don't tell me That is a hole made by insects, and the nuns will despise you."
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Master Huineng's face immediately turned red. He waved his hand quickly and hesitated for a long time before saying, "I don't know why there is a hole. I also discovered it. I thought you dug it to spy on me bathing and dressing."
"You are shameless!" Master Mengyi was so angry that Huineng was so angry that she pointed at him with trembling fingers and said, "I will spy on you? You don't even look at your fat body and that fat What's the difference between a white pig? Look at the meat on your belly, it weighs twenty kilograms if cut off, and the hair on your chest is longer than your hair. Tell me, what is it about you that deserves my peeping?"
Master Huineng: "⊙▽⊙"
Then this guy also pointed at Master Mengyi with trembling fingers, and said with trembling lips: "You, you, you are not peeping?! You still said that I was peeping on you? You have already made me peeping naked. , you are a nun full of dirty thoughts, I am not done with you, you have to be responsible to me, otherwise the Buddha will not let you go."
Master Mengyi felt that she had slipped up, so she quickly clasped her hands together and said, "Amitabha, I am compassionate. What I saw was not you, but a pig."
"Why do you curse?"
"I didn't curse. Monks can't curse. I was just telling the truth. Huineng, we are all monks. Please stop harassing nuns. Thank you."
Master Huineng stared at Master Mengyi for a long time, then suddenly waved his hand and left, but he was still muttering when he left.
"We can't practice dual cultivation anymore. We two can't cultivate dual cultivation anymore!"
"Huineng! Do you know what you are talking about? A monk actually utters such filthy words. Where is your Buddhist heart? Where is your practice?"
Master Huineng stopped and turned to look at Master Mengyi and said: "Since you practiced in the nunnery next to my temple, my Buddha mind has been confused. I have prayed a thousand times in front of the Buddha for help. What I want is to be able to see you every day. If Buddha can’t even satisfy me, what’s the use of trusting him?! I love Buddha, and Buddha must love me too! If Buddha can’t even satisfy such a small request, I’ll trust him. What’s the use of him?!”
Huineng almost yelled the last few words, but after yelling, he turned around and left, leaving only Master Mengyi standing there blankly.
It was not until Master Huineng left that Master Mengyi looked down at the rosary beads in her hand in despair, and then looked at the wooden fish hammer in her right hand. After two jingles, both items fell to the ground, and then she slowly knelt down. On the futon, facing the statues of Buddha and Bodhisattva in front, he put his hands together, closed his eyes, and murmured: "Amitabha, Buddha, Bodhisattva, can monks fall in love?"
Ye Fei and the audience in the live broadcast room had no idea that such a strange scene was being staged in Qingyun Temple in southern Fujian Province.
When they saw that Master Huineng was drawn this time, they were all quite speechless, because many people had seen this great monk. He was a very flowery monk, and all the Buddhist precepts were of no use to him. This monk Do anything.
Even Ye Fei still remembers that this guy is planning to open a branch of Qingyun Temple in Yinzhou City. How can he be a monk? He is just an entrepreneur with no hair.
But no matter what, the fourth guest spot is confirmed, and it is this great monk.
Then Ye Fei didn't stop at all and started drawing the last lucky audience member.
This is the first time for Ye Fei to select lucky guests at such a high frequency, and he does it himself.
The last lucky audience is an interstellar audience, and he is also someone who knows both Pentium Quicksand and Wanwan, Qingpi!
At this point, today’s five lucky viewers have all been created.
Ye Fei, Wanwanqu and He Peng ate all the edible things on the table and drank all the wine. Of course, almost all the rest was drunk by Wanwan. This guy is a complete drinker. , my tongue is knotted as I speak.
After talking to the audience in the live broadcast room for a while, Ye Fei closed the video and ended today's live broadcast.
After the video was turned off, Ye Fei breathed a long sigh of relief, thinking that this ordinary but extraordinary day was finally over, and he could finally take a good rest.
That's right, Ye Fei has been doing live broadcasts for so long, and he has never felt that any live broadcast is as tiring as today. Today can be said to be physically and mentally exhausted, but fortunately, everything is over.
He Peng's face was dark and red after drinking, and he sat there motionless.
Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan is sitting next to He Peng, hugging He Peng's shoulders and communicating with her.
"I asked, how did your endurance improve so quickly? The people on our planet are not as horribly improved as you are. If you go to our planet, with your physique and such an outstanding talent, you will definitely You will be competed by many big forces, so why don't you join me as a double star?"
He Peng's head immediately shook like a rattle. It's impossible to go to Double Star. I will never go to Double Star in this life. No one knows where that place is. It's not easy to come back. If something goes wrong, No matter what the problem is, I don’t have anyone to help me. Where is the earth? Even Africa on the earth is my warm home.
So this guy won't go even if I beat him to death.
Ye Fei sat on the chair, leaning on the backrest, smiling as he watched the two of them talking nonsense. His head was also a little dizzy. After all, he had just drank a large bowl. Although the wine was very fragrant and excellent, it was still wine after all. Ah, and the degree is not too low.
In fact, Ye Fei really wanted to be alone at this time, because he was thinking about today's live broadcast results.
But he knew that Wanwanwan would never leave because he still had things to do.
If the other party didn't go too far in this kind of thing, Ye Fei really didn't want to cause trouble. But it's because the other party was really infuriating. You were broadcasting on your own, and you actually sent fighter planes over, and all of them were The world's most advanced stealth fighter, although the Chinese military has not discovered what country you are from, there is no need to think or guess about this kind of thing. There is only one country in the world that can do this.
"Ye Shen, let's go." Wanwanqu was bragging and spanking with He Peng. Suddenly he turned his head and looked at Ye Fei with blurred eyes, and said with a big tongue.
Ye Fei was silent for a while, then nodded and said, "Can you still fly the spaceship?"
"Of course you can, I'm very...sober now."
Ye Fei didn't think this guy was awake, but when he saw him starting to stand up and staggering out, Ye Fei didn't dare to let him go out alone. Although this guy was very powerful and invulnerable, he was a guest after all. If he didn't It would be unreasonable to follow.
When he came outside, Ye Fei called Lao Mo and his gang over and briefly explained the matter.
When Lao Mo and the others heard this, they were all dumbfounded.
"Ye Shen, you...are you telling the truth?"
"Damn, are you going to the United States? It's so exciting. Can you take us with you?"
"Ye Shen, I think you should think about this matter carefully before making a decision. After all, this is a huge matter. If you don't do it right, it can easily cause friction between the two countries."
"What are you afraid of? If they dare to do it in the first year of junior high school, why can't we do it in the fifteenth grade?"
"Heaven, I seem to have seen that the news in the near future is making the whole world excited."
Ye Fei definitely can't take Lao Mo and the others there for this kind of thing. After all, they are soldiers. If they are allowed to go, the nature will be different, so only he and Wanwan can go. He Peng is already lying on the ground at this time. He fell asleep on the table, so he asked Lao Mo and the others to look after him.
Seeing the alien spacecraft rumbling into the sky, it can be said that Lao Mo and the others were all excited.
"Old Mo, I feel like the world is about to change."
(End of chapter)