There was a loud noise out of thin air, and Tintin made his debut.
Brother Tintin has a loud voice that can be heard from far away.
Ye Fei was taking down the computer from upstairs. After hearing these strange words, his feet slipped and he almost fell down the stairs.
"Ye god, are you at home?"
Your sister, what kind of messy language is this? If you want to speak Chinese, speak Chinese, and if you want to speak Eagle, speak Eagle. Are you at home? What the hell is that? If this thing didn't know your nature, foreigners wouldn't be able to understand it, and even Chinese people wouldn't be able to understand it.
He quickly came down and put the computer on the console, and then when he came out of the house, he felt like he saw a section of the White Tower.
Brother Ding Ding is too tall. He is about 1.9 meters tall. He is strong. His arms are more than two times thicker than mine. He wears a pair of denim shorts, a white T-shirt on top, and a pair of big shoes on his feet. He was wearing white sneakers, and the guy's face looked very clean, but his hair was a bit unbearable. It was too long, golden, and tied into a big ponytail behind his head.
Brother Dingding shouted, and when he saw a person walking out of the bamboo building, it was Ye Fei, and he immediately became excited.
From afar, he stretched out his arms and rushed over.
Ye Fei saw it and hurriedly hid aside.
My heart said, aren’t you kidding me? I didn't even let Mr. Talent hug me with his small body, and I couldn't hug you with your huge back. If I were hugged by you all at once, I would probably be strangled to death.
When Brother Dingding saw that Ye Fei wouldn't let him hug him, he didn't mind. He laughed loudly and said, "Oh, Ye God, I didn't expect to really see you here. Ah, you don't even know. When others told me, I still I was suspicious and thought they were lying to me."
Ye Fei listened to this guy talking, and there were endless spiral circles spinning rapidly in his eyes. This guy was a little dizzy, what about you, me, what kind of airplane are they? Just tell me if you can speak a human word properly, right
He was really depressed because it was so hard to listen to this guy.
"Brother Dingding, how much Chinese do you know?"
Brother Ding Ding was stunned for a moment, then gestured with the index finger and thumb of his right hand, and said: "A little, Yi Di Diao, yes, it is Yi Di Diu, but if you speak slowly, you should be able to say it."
Ye Fei snapped his fingers and said: "That's okay. Speak slowly. I'm a very patient person. From now on, when you talk to me, use Chinese, pure Chinese. Don't do this kind of combination of Chinese and Western words. It sounds hard to me, do you understand?"
Brother Dingding nodded quickly and said, "I, I... I... I know."
Ye Fei: "..."
Farke!
Ye Fei was completely at his wits end. He knew that Brother Dingding probably didn’t know even a single bit of Chinese. Otherwise, this guy wouldn’t have had such a hard time speaking it. In fact, it didn’t matter if it was hard. This guy finally got it done. A combination of Chinese and Western.
"Damn it, it seems that in order to develop in the future, I have to learn some foreign languages. Look at this, I don't understand foreign languages. I can't deal with even a foreign fan. I'm going to embarrass the young and old Chinese people."
Ye Fei was extremely depressed.
Seeing that Brother Tintin couldn't correct his speaking habit no matter how hard he tried, he finally didn't bother to correct it and turned around to go back to the house.
Brother Dingding also followed him into the bamboo building. When he saw Ye Fei's room full of fragrant bamboos, he became completely excited.
"Pigs, Ye God, I didn't expect you to have a house full of pigs here. That's great!"
Ye Fei's feet softened and he almost fell to the ground.
pig
Your uncle, if you don’t understand Chinese, you can just speak it in Eagle Language. That’s called bamboo, not pig! !
Ye Fei was going crazy. With such a foreign fan coming, his ears were really suffering.
"Brother Tintin, this is called bamboo, not pig, do you understand?"
"Bamboo? Pig? Piggy?"
Ye Fei: "..."
"Brother, you have such a look on your face. What the hell are you talking about? Oh, today's live broadcast is probably going to be quite difficult for me to complete. Standing next to me is a half-assed Hua Xia Tong. It's really annoying. Crazy.”
Just when Ye Fei was about to collapse, Brother Caizi came over from outside. This guy was fishing in the pond, but he didn't catch a fish for a long time. However, he didn't really want to fish, he just felt it was fun and killed time.
As soon as this guy came in from the outside, he saw a tall foreigner dancing and chatting with Ye Fei there. This guy came over happily.
"Hey, this should be Brother Dingding, right?"
When Ye Fei saw Brother Caizi coming, he found his savior, and he quickly asked: "Old Hao, do you understand the Eagle Language?"
The talented brother Hao Haishu nodded, then shook his head.
Ye Fei: "...What do you mean?"
"I know a little bit. I just passed Level 4 when I was in school, but since I haven't used it for so long, I probably gave it all back to the teacher."
"That's better than me. I only got forty-five points in Level 3 by copying other people's exams. Well, since you and Brother Dingding are my live broadcast guests today, I will leave the communication with Brother Dingding to you. I Let me tell you, don’t embarrass our Chinese compatriots.”
Brother Caizi: "... Ye Shen, can you change the task? I guess this task is a bit difficult."
"No, if you communicate well, I will cook more food for you later."
"real?"
"certainly."
"Okay, I'll take this job. Grandma's, isn't it Eagle Whisper? Come, come, go, nod yes, shake no, I can't tell him, can't I fool him?"
Ye Fei: "..."
Only now did he remember the "strengths" of Brother Caizi. He was good at cheating. When he thought of two guys who were half-fluent in the language, dancing and chatting, Ye Fei felt like there were black lines all over his head. That scene... The cliffs are so beautiful that I dare not look at them.
"By the way, Ye Shen, what were you talking about just now? I'm so excited to see Brother Tintin."
Ye Fei pointed at the bamboo and said: "Introducing this thing, I said it was bamboo, and he said it was pig. No matter how rubbish my eagle language is, I also know that pig means pig, but I don't know how to say bamboo. I was puzzled. It stands to reason that foreign countries also have this stuff. How could this guy not know about it? Do you know how to say bamboo in the language of eagle? Introduce it to him."
"bamboo!"
"Fuck, do you really understand?"
"I don't understand other things, but I must understand this to get into this line of work."
"Okay, you go and explain to him. It's half past eleven now. I'm going to prepare for today's live broadcast."
After saying that, Ye Fei didn't even ask Brother Dingding if he could. He hurriedly ran away, otherwise who knows what kind of international incident would happen here in a while.
At twelve o'clock in the morning, there were still ten minutes left before the live broadcast. Ye Fei came down from upstairs, only to see Brother Caizi and Brother Dingding still chatting fiercely.
The two of them didn't know what topic they were arguing about, and each of them was flushed with excitement, especially Brother Talent, who not only talked fiercely with saliva flying around his mouth, but also danced and made wild gestures.
Brother Tintin's eyes widened, looking a little confused.
Ye Fei found it funny and came over and asked, "What are you talking about? You are so happy."
Brother Dingding hurriedly said: "Ye God, this talented man just asked me a question. I told him the answer, but he said it was wrong. He was explaining it to me."
"what is the problem?"
Brother Caizi chuckled and said, "I said there was a big sale on jeans in a shopping mall. They were selling jeans for ten yuan a piece, everything for ten yuan, and strips for ten yuan. I asked him what ten yuan was in this store, and he said it was a piece. Everything and everything, haha, I’m so happy.”
Ye Fei: "..."
"Damn it, are you bored?"
Brother Caizi shook his head and said, "I have nothing to do. It's quite nice to tease this idiot."
Who would have thought that just after he finished speaking, Brother Ding Ding glared and said, "You are a second-rate person. Your whole family is a second-rate person. The word I learned the most in China is the word second-rate person. Do you think I don't know it?" no?"
Brother Caizi: “… ..”
Ye Fei burst out laughing. He didn't expect these two guys to be so interesting together, but he looked at the time and said: "Okay, okay, stop talking nonsense, our live broadcast time is up .”
When they heard that the live broadcast time was up, Brother Caizi and Brother Dingding were all excited. Why did they come here? They just want to live broadcast with Ye Fei, they just want to watch Ye Fei cook delicious food, they just want to eat Ye Fei’s delicious food. Now that the real thing is coming, they will stop messing around.
Ye Fei simply packed up his things and looked at the time on his computer. It was 12:10, so he entered his live broadcast room directly. However, as soon as he entered, he was shocked by the situation in the live broadcast room. .
(End of chapter)