Seeing that millions of people in the live broadcast room are looking for trouble for me, Brother Caizi is really kicked in the head by the donkey for being able to introduce Caizi.
This guy turned around and ran back, howling as he ran.
Ye Fei looked at the talented man who was running away angrily, and thought to himself, you were wicked before, but now you are being punished, right? With more than a million people blocking you, you won't be able to fly even if you have wings.
Brother Dingding looked at the talented man who was running away in confusion, scratched his head and asked in confusion: "Ye god, why?"
Seeing that this guy was starting to use mixed language again, Ye Fei rolled his eyes and said, "No why, Brother Caizi is a celebrity among these people, and they all want to know him, but this guy is thin-skinned and embarrassed to let everyone know Seeing him, uh-huh, yes, that’s it.”
Brother Dingding groaned and said: "I see, this is Brother Talent's fault. Others like him and he can't make others sad. I'll drag him over."
After saying that, the tall and handsome Brother Dingding turned around and chased the talented man.
Ye Fei: "..."
When he saw Brother Ding Ding chasing Brother Cai Zi, he reached out to catch Brother Ding Ding, but failed to catch him. He could only watch helplessly as Ding Ding chased Brother Cai Zi.
Not long after, I saw Brother Ding Ding tightly grasping Brother Caizi’s arm with a big hand of cattail leaf fan, and pulled the guy back. That’s right, even after pulling him back, Brother Caizi didn’t even move his feet on the ground. He was pulled by Brother Dingding. Pulling, his two feet left a mark on the ground and came over.
While struggling, this guy shouted: "Ding Ding, Old Ding, I was wrong, I was really wrong, can you let me go? I'll tell you the answer to that question, jeans sell for ten yuan, please let me go." Okay? I beg you, I can’t show my face, this is a matter of life and death, brother, you can’t do this nonsense.”
This guy is really going to scare the shit out of him.
While dragging this guy to the computer, Brother Dingding educated him: "Talented man, this is your fault. The audience loves you so much. You will chill their hearts if you do this. Please introduce me quickly. I am still Waiting."
With that said, Brother Dingding held Brother Caizi directly in front of the video, and then pressed his shoulders with both hands. Brother Caizi could not move at all.
Immediately, everyone in the live broadcast room saw a bitter face appearing in Ye Fei's video. This face was even more bitter than bitter gourd.
"Pfft~~Brother Talent?"
"F*ck, that's absolutely right. It's that guy. Ye Shen has two guests on today's live broadcast. Since Ding Ding is a foreigner, then this Chinese guy is the talented guy. Oh my god, I finally caught you."
"Brother Caizi, I miss you so much. Just tell me, how do you want to die?"
"Hit him to death."
"Stomp him to death."
"Ravage him."
"Abuse him! Damn it, SM him!"
"Everyone, everyone, as I said before, we are all civilized people, why do we have to say so bloody things? I watched a TV series called Rules of Rights the day before yesterday, and I learned a way to punish bad guys from the beginning to the end. , Well, use a stove to boil a furnace of molten iron, and then let the bad guy kneel there, pour it from head to toe, and bang, a little iron man is born. I think this is very good, and it doesn't cause much pain. What do you think? "
Everyone: "..."
"Hey, you still said that we are uncivilized. You are so immoral, okay?"
"It's bad, very bad. There's pus on the top of the head and sores on the soles of the feet."
Brother Caizi was sitting in front of the video, and his body went limp. He kept sliding under the chair, but Brother Dingding grabbed him again every time.
Ye Fei smiled and said: "Well, Brother Talent, since everyone likes you so much, introduce yourself. It's okay. At least you are safe with me today."
Brother Caizi showed Ye Fei a smile that was uglier than crying, and said: "Ye Shen, you are really a god. I can see it. I really shouldn't come today. I told my fortune the day before yesterday, and the man said that I There will be a disaster in my life recently, I thought he was joking, but I didn't expect... I didn't expect it to be so damn accurate."
As he said this, he turned to look at the video, then tried his best to smile, and said: "Hi... Hi, everyone, I am a talented man. You don't need to miss me too much. I'm fine. Bye."
After the guy finished speaking, he said that Brother Tintin didn't pay attention, broke away from his hand, jumped up and ran away again.
Everyone: "..."
"Damn it, you are a fast runner."
"At this speed, I think only Longlonglong can match him."
"We miss you? Sister, we miss you so much, Brother Talent, just wait to die!"
Brother Talent didn't care what they said, he was hiding far away and his face was still pale.
Seeing that this guy was dying, Ye Fei smiled and said to Brother Ding Ding: "Old Ding, it's your turn."
Brother Dingding nodded and sat in front of the video. As a result, his big white face was exposed.
When everyone saw this face, everyone immediately became excited.
"Ouch, Tintin?"
"Holy shit, are you really a foreigner? I thought this guy was deceiving people."
"Wow, Ye Shen is going to broadcast it to Asia and broadcast it to the world. All our international friends have come out."
"Kneel down to Ye Shen. There are probably only a few people who can conquer foreigners with Chinese food."
"Ding Ding, don't you eat Western food? Are you accustomed to eating Chinese food?"
Brother Dingding looked at the messages sent by everyone. It can be said that most of them can't understand it. However, this guy is still very polite and always has a smile on his face.
Stretching out his big palm fan hand and waving to everyone in the live broadcast room, Brother Ding Ding said: "Hello, I am Ding Ding, I... I am Ye God's live broadcast plus ice, very... Hi, I know you."
In a word, this guy spoke intermittently and vaguely.
Ye Fei covered his head at the side. He knew that this guy would definitely be embarrassed when he introduced him. It turned out to be the case. Tell me about your sentence. You included a typo in your sentence. How do you want people to understand it? Tell me. .
Most of the people in the live broadcast room laughed out loud after listening to Brother Dingding's introduction.
"Emma, Brother Dingding, your Chinese language...you are really no one else's Chinese language?"
"Go ahead, I'm really drunk. Brother, your Chinese is only at this level. Who gave you the courage to come to China alone? Aren't you afraid of being betrayed?"
"Brother Ding Ding, I just said I am to you. Ding Ding, I admire you for being a great person. Very few people call themselves that. Your taste is unique enough."
"Hahaha, you guys upstairs, stop teasing me, I guess they don't even know what a penis means."
"This is the first time I've seen someone not say guest, but say "with ice". Would you like me to get you another spoonful of sugar? Is it iced coffee?"
"Stop making trouble, these are our international friends. They have traveled thousands of miles to come to China to support China's anchor career. What kind of spirit is this? This is the spirit of internationalism, this is the spirit of communism, which shows that Brother Dingding is a A noble person, a pure person, a person who has escaped from vulgar taste, you should not make fun of others."
"I bet, I saw the top student again upstairs, and I feel like I've seen him in this row for some reason."
After Brother Dingding saw his introduction, there was a strong response in the live broadcast room. This guy just didn't understand what he meant, so he raised his head and asked Ye Fei.
"Ye god, he... are they praising me?"
Ye Fei: "..."
He nodded seriously, pursed his lips, and said, "You're right."
When Brother Dingding heard this, he became even more excited. This guy was even better than before in the video.
"Three grams of oil, three grams of oil, go to everyone, you are so kind, I love you."
Everyone: "..."
Everything is short-circuited. I wonder who the fuck praised you? What is this all about? What did Ye Shen say to this guy
A group of people were confused.
But some people were not confused. Instead of being confused, this person's eyes were about to pop out and his jaw was about to drop to the ground.
Du Guohao!
At this time, Du Guohao was standing in the room with a mobile phone in his hand. Beside him were Bazhen Yushi and Chen Ziheng, a few bad friends. They all stared at the mobile phones in their hands, and finally looked up at each other. After a moment, they howled in unison: "Brother Tinding is Budinger?!!!"
Chen Ziheng said frantically: "What a mess! How can Brother Ding Ding be like this? Your sister, Budinger, you are a foreigner who came to China to discuss a business and also kidnapped one of Ye Shen's guests. Quota, you are so shameless, I have been waiting for so long and I still haven’t gotten one, okay?”
Bazhen Jade Food Qin Zekai was also speechless. He waved his hands and said: "Porcupine, Lao Chen, is this... this bastard's business concluded?"
Du Guohao nodded numbly and said: "Okay, the order is more than 500 million."
"Five billion? Chinese coins?"
"Miyuan!"
Qin Zekai stamped his foot and yelled: "Shave him!!! Damn it, we Chinese people don't have enough seats for Ye Shen's live broadcast guest. This yellow guy is also making noises, let's see if I don't shave him today." My name is not Qin Zekai!"
Chen Ziheng became more energetic after hearing this: "Yes, yes, masturbate him, grandma, this bastard is rich, this time we will help Ye Shen and give him a surprise."
Du Guohao scratched his head and said, "How to masturbate?"
"Let's fuck! Ye Shen will finish the first delicacy in a while. You can watch what I do."
Seeing the disgusting look on Qin Zekai's face when he said this, Du Guohao and Chen Ziheng both silently prayed for Budinger in their hearts, because they all knew that if Qin Zekai made up his mind to cheat someone, it would most likely be the case. Going to death.
In fact, not only a few of them recognized Brother Tinding as Budinger, but many people in the live broadcast room also recognized him.
Hong Tianxiong, an old man from Nanjiang, exclaimed when he saw Budinger and said, "It turns out he is the eldest son of the Andrew family. I didn't expect that the Andrew family in the United States would also watch Ye Shen's live broadcast. It's interesting."
After saying that, the old man started tapping the phone screen again, swiping spaceships and aircraft carriers.
I am foodie Zhang Junwei: "Andrew Budinger? That's amazing, my God Ye."
Eat it all over the world and say: "Hey, this is a big fish."
Lu Shanyake: "Has Ye Shen's live broadcast rushed to the Andrew family?"
… .
Wait, it can be said that almost everyone who is familiar with large international financial groups will recognize Brother Tintin.
However, Ye Fei didn't know Brother Ding Ding's true identity. He saw this guy making love in front of the video and said with a smile: "Old Ding, that's enough, we're going to make delicious food."
When Brother Dingding heard this, he jumped up quickly and said: "Every baby, Ye God is going to make delicious food. I... we will talk later."
With that said, the guy gave up his position to Ye Fei.
Ye Fei sat in front of the video and said with a smile: "Everyone, the introduction by the guests is enough. Next we will start today's live broadcast. Many friends must have discovered that the venue for our live broadcast today has been changed. In this new venue The first live broadcast, I hope you all like it. Now let’s cook the first delicacy today. This is an extremely special Hunan dish. This dish contains meat, but the meat tastes sour. Yes, many people should know this. The dish is the famous Xiangdong Sour Pork!!!”
(End of chapter)