Ye Fei hurried back from Yuemen in a hurry. When he arrived at the door of the farmhouse, he found that the three guests had already arrived.
Just seeing the appearance of these three guests, Ye Fei was a little confused, because these three guests were really very unique. Brother Baozuan was pretty good, he was average-looking, not too handsome, at least. Slightly worse than him, well, that's what Ye Fei thinks, but Master Taotie and Huineng are really eye-catching.
Until this time, Ye Fei didn't know why Taotie was called Taotie. This girl's mouth is not ordinary. Taotie's mouth is so big that he can eat anything. I guess this guy is similar.
There is also Master Huineng, who has a bright, round head that is reflective in the noon sun.
Time goes back twelve hours... You read that right, it goes back twelve hours, which is around midnight last night.
A person came to the door of Ye Fei's farmhouse. The man got off the taxi, took out the huge suitcase from the trunk, looked up at the farmhouse in front of him, and the guy was so happy that he almost jumped up and opened his mouth. He kept chanting: "Ye Shen, I'm here, Ye Shen, I finally see you, I can eat the best food right away, wow..."
With that said, the man came to the door of the farmhouse, looked at the closed door, then calmed down his excitement, and reached out to knock on the door.
At first, he didn't dare to use too much force, but he knocked three times gently and shouted: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, I'm a glutton, can you open the door?"
Inside the farmhouse: “… ..”
It was as silent as a mass grave, and one could even hear the whining sounds of several night beasts in the distance.
Taotie scratched his head, wondering what was going on? Where are people
He thought his knocking on the door was too loud, so he knocked harder and said loudly: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, are you at home? I'm a glutton, can you open the door?"
Inside the farmhouse: “… ..”
The silence remained.
Taotie was a little uneasy. What happened? no one there? Could it be that the residence is too far away from the door and the sound of knocking on the door is too small to be heard
Thinking of this, this guy increased his strength and stopped knocking on the door. He clenched his fists and started banging on the door of the farmhouse. This pounding made the whole door bang.
At the same time, Taotie almost used up all his strength to feed, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, open the door, I am Taotie, the one who often brags and spanks in the live broadcast room, I’m going to be your live broadcast guest tomorrow, can you please open the door?”
This time, Taotiexin said that Ye Shen would never be able to hear it again. He had tried his best.
But after waiting for a while, this guy felt like crying, because there was still no response from the farmhouse, and there was no one at all.
Taotie is so crazy, he thinks to himself, what’s going on? How come there’s no one here? It's midnight, the taxi has left, where are you going
Pulling the suitcase, the guy almost walked around the farmhouse. Finally, he returned to the gate and put the suitcase aside. The famous local tyrant Taotie squatted at Ye Fei's door and shrank his arms. , a small breeze is blowing, and my heart feels cool.
"It's really annoying. If you didn't come so early, why wouldn't Ye Shen be at home? I was also thinking that if I came a little earlier, I could eat more delicious food. This is a hammer, that's it. It’s just a bit of wind, ah, I miss my soft and warm Simmons so much.”
After huddled at the door and waiting for a while, Taotie thought to himself that maybe Ye Shen would come back soon, so he would just hold on a little longer.
But after waiting for more than an hour, Taotie only waited for the mountain wind to get stronger. Although the wind was not too cold on his body now, it could not withstand the blowing for a long time.
"I'm sorry, Ye Shen probably won't come back tonight at all. I want to watch the moon until dawn tonight."
Taotie's little heart was about to break. He squatted at the door of Ye Fei's farmhouse, sniffing for a while, tightening his 20,000 yuan suit, and then looked up at the round moon in the sky, muttering to himself.
"The moon is so full tonight."
At first, this guy was fine and could still hold on. But when it was about four o'clock in the morning, Taotie couldn't hold on anymore. He fell asleep in a daze, and ended up sitting down without paying attention. On the ground, he was too lazy to move, so he just leaned against the wall, feeling a little more comfortable, and then went to sleep.
He slept until about six in the morning. While he was sleeping soundly, he suddenly felt someone touching him.
Taotie woke up with a jolt. He thought it was Ye Fei who was back. He jumped up from the ground and said excitedly: "Ye Shen, Ye Shen, you are finally back... Damn it, what the hell?"
When he saw the person in front of him clearly, Taotie was in a mess. He saw a guy with a bright head standing in front of him, clasping his hands and looking at him with a smile.
"Donor, are you Taotie?"
Taotie looked at the great monk in front of him, suddenly understood, and hurriedly returned the gift.
"Infinite Heavenly Lord, sir, are you Master Huineng?"
This guy spanned three fields in one sentence, and he didn't care.
Master Huineng laughed and said, "It's just a poor monk. I didn't expect Taotie Donor to come so early."
As soon as he mentioned this, Taotie wanted to go crazy.
Why did I come here so early? It was quite early. I came here yesterday and stayed here all night.
"Just got here, just got here." This guy didn't want others to know that he had been squatting here all night, so he lied.
Master Huineng laughed and said, "It seems that Taotie Donor and I are really destined."
"Haha, yes, yes, Master Huineng came quite early."
"It's okay. In fact, I arrived at around 12 o'clock last night. I thought it was so late that Ye Shen might have rested, so I found a hotel in the city to rest for the night. I came here early today. No I thought that the Taotie Donor came earlier than me."
Taotie suddenly didn't want to talk to Huineng, because the monk always talked about this topic with him, "Damn it, I was still sleeping here when you came. Do you think I came earlier than you?" Can't you change the subject
The guy hummed a few words and ignored Huineng.
Huineng didn't pay attention either. Maybe monks were used to being alone and talked the same whether there was anyone around or not.
At this time, the sky was getting a little brighter.
Standing outside the farmhouse, Master Huineng observed the farmhouse and suddenly burst into laughter, which startled Taotie.
"Monk, you are sick!"
Master Huineng: “… Donor, how do you say this?”
"Why are you enjoying yourself all alone? You scared me."
"Haha, I was laughing because Ye Shen's farmhouse is in a good location."
"…..Do you know how to read Feng Shui?"
"Know a thing or two."
"Why is Ye Shen's yard so good?"
"Donor, look, Ye Shen's yard is from east to west, and the bamboo tower is in the east. This is a dragon. The dragon comes out of the east, and the dragon's head is in the east. Ye Shen is at the dragon's head. Good luck."
“………..”
Although Taotie didn't understand Feng Shui, as soon as he heard what Huineng said, he knew that this monk was definitely fooling around. He even pulled out the dragon. What else could it be if it wasn't nonsense
He was completely uninterested in talking to Huineng, and sat alone on the suitcase, yawning nonstop.
Suddenly, he heard Huineng standing aside and starting to mutter sutras. Taotie was curious, so he stood up and moved closer to hear what sutras were being recited. As a result, after hearing clearly, Taotie exploded.
Just listen to Huineng's mouth move quickly and say: "If you eat grapes, don't spit out the grape skins; if you don't eat grapes, pour out the grape skins..."
Taotie: "..."
"Master, are you really a monk?"
Huineng opened his eyes and said, "It's true."
"But this scripture you are reciting... Which country's scripture is this?"
Hui Neng said without blushing, "How can this be a scripture? It's a tongue twister, and it's a joke to the donor. I'm not a good eloquent person. I have scriptures in my stomach but I can't read them out, so I finally felt that I needed to When I have nothing to do, I practice more tongue twisters. The effect is very good. I can slowly read many scriptures, so I stick to it and it gradually becomes a habit. I hope the owner will not laugh. "
Taotie: "... Damn it, is this okay?"
"Yeah, that works."
"Okay, you're awesome."
"Thank you, Amitabha, for eating grapes and not spitting out the grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, pour out the grape skins. If you eat grapes, don't spit out the grape skins. If you don't eat grapes, pour out the grape skins..."
(End of chapter)