Taotie is really convinced by the great monk Huineng. When a monk recites sutras, he just recites tongue twisters. It's really weird.
This guy is too lazy to say anything to Huineng. A monk who has scriptures but does not recite tongue twisters, what else can you say to him
Two people, you recite your tongue twisters, and I sit on the box and take a nap, they have nothing to do with each other.
At around ten o'clock in the morning, the two of them had not yet waited for Ye Fei to show up, but they did wait for a red diamond.
This red diamond can be seen from a long distance because its red color is so bright and eye-catching.
Taotie was taking a nap when he heard the sound of a car in the distance. He opened his eyes and quickly stood up to look into the distance.
Master Huineng stopped reciting tongue twisters and looked away.
"Is Ye Shen back?"
"I don't know. Judging from my many years of experience, since this car is a red car, it is probably for the female donor."
“……..”
"Damn it, monk, now I am increasingly doubting whether you are a real monk."
"I am absolutely a monk."
"Do monks still know so much about women?"
"No, I am not understanding women, I am understanding the world, Amitabha."
"… …..Depend on!"
The two of them waited anxiously. Not long after, the red diamond drove up, then the car door opened, and a man jumped out of the car.
Seeing this man, Taotie and Master Huineng were both speechless.
"male?"
"Judging from my many years of experience, this person is indeed a man."
"Damn it, Master, I'll give you in, okay? Do you need to judge based on experience? Everyone can tell that this girl is a boy. How funny."
"Haha, Amitabha, although this person is a man, he is a bit crooked."
“…….”
Taotie really knelt down for this great monk. He knew everything and could see everything. Are you in the temple studying these messy things
"How can I see it?"
"This man is dressed in red, drives a red car, and lacks masculinity. You can see that there is an earring in his earlobe. This is the appearance of a woman, which shows that deep down in his heart, this man yearns for the femininity of a woman, not the masculinity of a man. , Therefore, I concluded that this person is a bit crooked."
Taotie was so confused when he heard this that he didn't bother to ask any more questions and hurriedly stayed away from the great monk, acting as if he didn't know him.
The red diamond sports car came to the door, and then Brother Baozuan jumped out of the car. When he jumped out, he was stunned because he found two people standing at the door, but these two people were too stylish. Yes, one has a big mouth that is scary, and the other has a bright head that blinds people.
"Ahem, are you Mr. Taotie and Master Huineng?"
Taotie nodded.
Master Huineng said: "Amitabha, poor monk Huineng, donor, you just lost your money."
Taotie: “… .”
He really wants to run away. He feels that it is really embarrassing to be with such an unreliable monk. What are you talking about? You said he lost his money as soon as they met. Where is the curse
Unexpectedly, Brother Baozuan was shocked and said: "How did the master know?"
Huineng pointed to Brother Baozuan's pocket and said, "The pocket is torn. It seems that someone cut it with a sharp weapon and stole the wallet."
"Awesome, the eminent monk is indeed an eminent monk. Fuck Yinzhou. Someone stole my wallet as soon as I left the train station. Fortunately, I didn't put my ID in it. This place is really abominable."
"Haha, blessings are disasters, misfortunes are blessings. I think it's worth it for the donor to be able to eat Ye Shen's delicacies after losing his money!"
Brother Baozuan's mouth twitched, thinking to himself, I'm a guest, okay? I'm just here to eat what that guy made, but there's no need to lose my wallet.
"Master is really good at comforting people. By the way, why don't you go in? Don't wait for me outside. Whoever comes first can go in first."
Taotie: "... We would like to go in, but we can't. Ye Shen is not at home."
Brother Baozuan: "... Damn, what's going on? He asked us to come, why wouldn't he be at home? Can this person be reliable?"
"Maybe Ye Shen is in an emergency, or this is just a temporary location for Ye Shen's live broadcast, and he lives elsewhere. This is not my fault, but my fault that we came too early."
"Damn, you really let him brainwash you. Wait, I hope he will show up soon."
The three people started waiting for Ye Fei at the door.
They waited for more than an hour, and it was almost twelve o'clock before they waited for Ye Fei to show up.
Ye Fei got out of the car, looked at the three of them and said a little embarrassedly: "You three, I'm really sorry, I had something to do last night, so I came back a little late."
Taotie was so excited. He finally saw Ye Shen. His suffering this night was worth it. He hurriedly ran up and said: "Ye Shen, it's okay, it's okay. It's already great that you can show up."
Master Huineng also said: "Better late than never, Donor Ye, the live broadcast starts at 12:10. It is now 12 o'clock, there are still ten minutes left, you can be considered punctual."
Brother Baozuan is so excited to wait. He is an Internet celebrity. Usually when he goes out on a date, others are waiting for him. When has he ever waited for others for so long
"Ye Fei, you are going too far. Do you know how long we have been waiting for you? I have been waiting for two hours."
Ye Fei smiled awkwardly at him.
At this time, Master Huineng said: "Precious Diamond Donor, calm down, I have been waiting for six hours."
Diamond: "..."
Ye Fei: "..."
Taotie also looked at Brother Baozuan and said angrily: "I have been waiting for twelve hours. I came at twelve o'clock last night and squatted at the door the whole time. I don't have any objection. What is your name?"
Silmaril: “… ..”
Ye Fei: "..."
Huineng: “……..”
All three people looked at Taotie.
Taotie yawned and said depressedly: "I thought Ye Shen you were at home last night, so I came here early, but... Ahem, it's okay, it's okay, who can't have some urgent matters to deal with, I understand, I understand .”
Seeing Taotie say this, Ye Fei was really touched. This is a hard-working iron fan. Not only does he not blame himself for being late, but he also makes excuses and reasons for himself. He is really a good person.
"Three of you, it's my mistake, my mistake. Let's go in first. I will cook more of each delicacy during the live broadcast to apologize to you."
Taotie said excitedly: "You can have this."
Huineng: "Great kindness."
Brother Baozuan: "... I eat a lot. You should also know that I ate eight kilograms of dry rice yesterday."
Ye Fei shuddered. He suddenly regretted letting Brother Diamond come. He probably had to spend a lot of money today.
Just when Ye Fei was breaking out in a cold sweat, Taotie said, "Aren't you going to lose after eating so much? Why are you eating so much?"
Brother Baozuan: "...I don't want to talk to you."
Ye Fei opened the door and the four people walked inside.
When the three of them came to the courtyard and saw the scenery in the courtyard, all the depression just disappeared.
no way.
Ye Fei's farmhouse yard has been systematically renovated. Not only is the surrounding environment pleasant, but the layout is also well-proportioned and very high-level.
"It's a great place. It's really a great place. It's a pleasure to live here."
"Let me tell you Ye Fei, if I didn't feel that the scenery in your yard was pretty good, I really don't want to forgive you today. This is the first time that my precious diamond brother has had to wait so hard for someone, and he is still waiting for a man."
"Amitabha, the scenery here is great. Donor Ye, I suddenly had a bold idea."
Ye Fei, Taotie and Brother Baozuan all looked at the great monk, all with a bad premonition, thinking, "What bold idea do you have?"
Sure enough, Master Huineng said without blushing: "I suddenly want to move the temple here and practice here."
When Ye Fei and the three of them heard this, their bodies shook and they almost fell to the ground.
"Don't!! Master, I rent this place from others. I don't dare to let you practice here without others' permission. Really, it's not that I, Ye Fei, are unkind, but that I really can't do this. host."
Ye Fei was really sweating, this great monk, your idea is really fucked, do you know
"Hahaha, I just said it casually. Don't pay attention to Ye Shen."
Ye Fei smiled awkwardly.
Several people talked and went crazy and came to the door of the bamboo building. Ye Fei took out the key and opened the door on the first floor of the bamboo building.
As soon as the door opened, everyone felt a refreshing breath coming out of the house. There was also a light fragrance in this breath, which made people feel refreshed after smelling it.
Especially Taotie. He squatted at Ye Fei's door all night. Although he squinted for a few hours, he didn't have a good rest. His head was still a little dazed. But after smelling this elegant aroma, he felt like It was as if I had been enlightened, my brain suddenly sobered up, and my whole body was in an unprecedented state of energy.
"Oh no, Ye Shen's house..."
"It smells so good."
"The fragrance of red sandalwood makes you feel refreshed and great."
Taotie turned his head and glared at Huineng, and said: "Master, did you watch Ye Shen's live broadcast with your nose? Don't you know that what was shown in Ye Shen's video yesterday was bamboo?"
Huineng: "Oh oh oh, Amitabha, I made a mistake, I made a mistake."
Several people all rolled their eyes, saying to themselves what happened two days before and after, you made a mistake, you just didn't watch Ye Shen's live broadcast carefully, I tell you, stop pretending.
After entering the house, when several people saw Ye Fei's fragrant bamboos all over the house with their own eyes, they were all a little dumbfounded, because these bamboos were more shocking than what they saw in the video, and they brought even more hugeness to people's eyes. impact.
The room is full of emerald green bamboo, decorating the entire room like a fairyland. In the center of the bamboo is a bamboo table and four bamboo chairs also made of emerald green bamboo.
Sitting in front of this bamboo table to eat, listening to the roar of the bamboo sea around you, and smelling the refreshing fragrance of bamboo is definitely a great enjoyment in life.
Just when the three of them felt incredible, Ye Fei came to the bamboo table, turned on the computer directly, and said: "The time has come, let's start today's live broadcast. Although it is a bit hasty, I still hope to make something that everyone can do." Satisfactory food.”
(End of chapter)