Ye Fei really didn't dare to talk to these three guys anymore. He was afraid that the more they talked, the more he would collapse, especially Master Huineng. Even though he was a monk, whether it was Ye Fei, Taotie or Brother Baozuan, the three of them Everyone wants to add the word "花" in front of this guy. This guy doesn't look like a traditional monk at all.
"Everyone, the time for the live broadcast has arrived. Without further ado, let's start broadcasting."
Ye Fei turned on the computer and entered the live broadcast room.
At this time, there were already a lot of people in the live broadcast room. He first looked at the number of people online, which was 4,275,392 people!
This is another horrific record.
The live broadcast hasn't even started yet, but more than four million people are already waiting. What is the concept
As an anchor, Brother Baozuan came over to Ye Fei the moment he turned on his computer. When he saw that there were already more than 4 million people in Ye Fei's live broadcast room at the beginning, he started swearing.
"Damn it, do you have to be so exaggerated?"
Taotie also came over to take a look and said, "Only more than four million people?"
So Brother Baozuan wanted to fight Taotie, sister, can you not use the word "cai"
There are more than four million people, brother, can you imagine what kind of scene this is? You have to know that there are hundreds of people, all kinds of people, ten thousand people, there are no boundaries, let alone more than 4 million people. If these more than 4 million people were gathered together, you would be dizzy just looking at it. Do you believe it?
Master Huineng also glanced at the number of people online at Ye Fei, and then the girl took out a small notebook from the bag she was carrying, opened it, and started reading.
Several people were all wondering what this guy was doing, and hurriedly came over.
As a result, when they saw what was written in this little notebook, they almost fainted.
Taotie: "..."
"Wori, monk, in your book... have you recorded all the number of people who are online for Ye Shen every time?"
Master Huineng put his hands together and said: "The poor monk is just doing an experiment to see if Ye Shen can set a record every day. Now it seems that this is indeed the case."
Everyone: "..."
"Master, let me kneel down to you again. I thought I was Ye Shen's biggest fan, but I didn't expect that you are the real big fan."
Huineng laughed and said: "Reward, reward, reward, after reciting sutras, I do it occasionally, occasionally do it."
Brother Baozuan has completely lost his temper. As a host, what kind of fans have not seen him? But he could swear that this was really the first time for him to meet such die-hard fans as Master Huineng and Taotie. This was too exaggerated.
In order to participate in Ye Fei's live broadcast, he squatted at the door for twelve hours without eating or drinking, and the other actually recorded in detail the number of online viewers during each of Ye Fei's live broadcasts. This is the real thing. Iron powder, no, this is stainless steel powder!
Why don’t I have such a die-hard fan
He suddenly envied Ye Fei.
Ye Fei was also amused by Master Huineng and said: "Thank you, Master, for your support."
Huineng laughed.
Ye Fei only turned on the camera at this time. The moment he turned on the camera, the live broadcast room became lively.
"Oh, Ye Shen, you are not on time today. How late are you? One minute!"
"Damn, it really scared me. At 12:10, I saw Ye Shen's video and I hadn't even opened it yet. My heart suddenly went straight to my liver. "
"Damn, Ye Shen is really naughty today. You are testing our heart's endurance."
"Oh, Ye Shen, can you stop playing like this in the future? I can't stand it."
"Mom, I thought my computer was broken. I punched it several times. It turned out that Ye Shen didn't turn on the video and it exploded."
Ye Fei smiled apologetically: "Everyone, I'm really sorry for being a little late and keeping everyone waiting. Now we will start today's live broadcast. It's still the same as before. Before the live broadcast, we want to introduce some of our live broadcast guests today. , what’s different from the past is that there are three live broadcast guests today, okay, now let’s invite the first one.”
When everyone heard that the guests were about to be introduced, everyone became excited.
"Introductions have begun, introductions have begun, who is the first one?"
"I don't like Brother Baozuan. I used to be from DD. I've watched this guy's show and there's nothing new except eating."
"I don't want to look at Brother Diamond either. He looks so feminine. If he hadn't eaten so much, I really doubt he is a girl."
"Pfft~~ Do you want this? Brother Diamond is actually quite good."
"I'm still looking forward to Taotie. As one of the earliest fans of Ye Shen, it's really not easy for this guy. It took him so long to get a guest spot."
"Haha, I want to see Huineng. I have never seen a monk watching a live broadcast. I want to see what kind of top monk he is."
Ye Fei turned to look at the Taotie trio and said with a smile, "Three of you, who comes first?"
Brother Baozuan hurriedly retreated. He had just seen the news from the audience in Ye Fei's live broadcast room. This guy just wanted to vomit blood. Why is I a girl? You don’t like me yet, you still watch my show if you don’t like me
Master Huineng made an invitation gesture toward Taotie and said, "Donor Taotie, please invite me first."
Taotie grinned and said, "I'll put myself first. Although I'm ugly, I'm very gentle."
Ye Fei stepped aside and Taotie sat directly in front of the video, grinning at the video.
When everyone in the live broadcast room saw Ye Fei give up his seat, they knew that the guest was about to appear, and they all stared attentively.
But as he stared, he suddenly discovered that a giant-mouthed beast appeared in Ye Fei's video, which didn't scare many people.
"Fuck, what the hell is this?"
"I'll wipe it, it's such a big mouth."
"This... hippopotamus?"
"Hippo, your sister, this is... Brother Taotie?"
Someone finally saw the person in front of the video clearly and asked tentatively.
When Taotie saw someone saying he was a hippopotamus, he didn't care. He knew that his mouth was indeed quite big, and said: "Everyone, I am Taotie, not a hippopotamus. I am very happy to be Ye Shen's live broadcast guest, and I will serve everyone with Ye Shen. Do a food live broadcast.”
Many people started to smile.
"Taotie, it's okay. The main reason is that you appeared too suddenly just now. We were not mentally prepared at all."
"Yes, brother Taotie looks really easy to recognize now."
"Yes, yes, very personal."
"Brother Taotie, it's a blessing to be able to see your true face in Lushan."
Just when everyone was talking, a fan named Kuaiginis suddenly sent a series of frightened expressions, and then said: "Big Mouth Fang? Are you Big Mouth Fang?"
Taotie didn't expect that someone would know him, so he smiled and said, "Haha, no one has called me this name for a long time."
The audience is also very curious, Taotie is just Taotie, why has he become a loudmouth again
"Brother, what's going on?"
"Do you know Brother Taotie?"
Kuai Jinisi said: "Everyone, if I am not mistaken, Brother Taotie's real name should be Fang BuTong. In the past, everyone may have liked different things and paid attention to different things, so you are not familiar with Brother Taotie. I am As for people, before watching Ye Shen’s show, I liked some extreme things. To put it bluntly, I liked the best in the world, so I subscribed to Guinness Monthly. In one issue of the monthly magazine, I seemed to have met Brother Taotie. I I remember that the title of the introduction to Brother Taotie seemed to be The Best in the World - Swallowing Mountains and Rivers! Isn’t it? Brother Taotie.”
Taotie laughed loudly, and his mouth became even wider with this smile.
"Yes, that was indeed me, but that was a long time ago, and now this title has been taken away by an Indian."
Everyone was dumbfounded when they saw the conversation between the two.
"Oh no, is it true? Brother Taotie is even on the Guinness Book of Records?"
"Oh my god, brother Taotie... he is a world famous person."
"Hahaha, I didn't expect that having a big mouth could have such benefits."
"Of course it's good to have a big mouth. A big mouth can eat everywhere."
Taotie didn't say anything else to the crowd, simply showed his face, and then gave up his position.
Master Huineng originally wanted Brother Baozuan to introduce him first, but when he looked back, he saw that Brother Baozuan was five meters away, so he sat in front of the video.
As soon as he sat in front of the video, the entire live broadcast room exploded.
"Pfft~~~Bald?"
"Could this person be Master Huineng?"
"Bullshit, apart from him, who else among Ye Shen's three guests is a monk?"
"Damn, this head is so bright."
"So round."
"It turns out that round heads with shaved heads look really good."
Huineng smiled, clasped his hands and said: "Amitabha, dear donors, the poor monk Huineng is a monk at Qingyun Temple in Qingyun Mountain. Anyone who goes to Qingyun Temple to offer incense and make wishes can enjoy a 20% discount by showing this video."
Everyone: "..."
"Hahaha, damn, this monk... this monk is so awesome."
"Emma, you are laughing so hard, Huineng, are you sure you are not a fake monk?"
"Damn it, this monk came here to advertise? Aren't you afraid that the Buddha will blame you?"
"Monk, it's wrong for monks to love money so much."
Huineng shook his head and said: "I, Buddha Tathagata, once said that monks do not love money, the more the better. If the Buddha is like this, let alone a little monk like me who practices in the secular world. Besides, all the money I earn is used to pay tribute to my Buddha. Buddha will not blame him if he has plastic gold on his body."
This guy spoke so clearly and so logically that everyone really didn't know what to say.
Huineng briefly introduced himself and then gave up his seat. Brother Baozuan refused to come over at first, but later Master Huineng dragged him over and pressed him directly in front of the video.
The Silmarillion was depressed, but since things had reached this level, he could only say hello to everyone and then get out of the way.
Seeing that all three people had been introduced, Ye Fei said: "Friends, we have all met the three guests, so our live broadcast will now officially begin. Since Master Huineng is here today, let's cook some vegetarian dishes..."
As a result, before Ye Fei finished speaking, he heard Master Huineng chanting the Buddha's name and said: "Amitabha, Ye Shen, just two meat and one vegetable."
Ye Fei: "..."
(End of chapter)