The emperor was so happy that he almost fainted.
I'm just telling these people in the live broadcast room about the taste of Dongpo Pork. I can actually get thousands of gold alliances and countless alliance leaders. Damn it, I won't write novels anymore. I won't write them anymore. Ah, do I tell you every day how good the food I eat tastes? I don’t want the Golden Alliance anymore, just give me the alliance leader.
This guy is going a little crazy.
He is going crazy, but Bai Huashu, the urban editor of Dot Chinese Network, has already gone crazy!
This guy looked at the fan list of white lanterns and sat down on the ground. Then he jumped up again as if there was a strong spring on his butt, slapped his hand on the table, and shouted: "It exploded." Ah!"
The novels on Dot Chinese Online are divided into many types, such as urban novels, fantasy novels, fairy tales, history, and even supernatural and two-dimensional novels, etc. The editor responsible for these novels is in an office of more than 200 square meters, but this office It is divided into areas, and the editors of each type of novel are gathered together, which makes it easier for them to communicate with each other.
At this time, everyone was working seriously. No one expected that the birch tree suddenly roared, just like thunder.
Everyone was trembling with fright. Several people were drinking coffee, but they were shaken by the voice of the birch tree. When their hands trembled, they all sloshed out the coffee, which was all over their pants.
These people were so crazy that they stopped drinking coffee and stopped working. They jumped up and pointed angrily at the birch trees and started attacking them.
"Birch tree, are you sick?!"
"That's right, why are you howling? Are you at work?"
"Your uncle's birch tree, look at me, I tell you, you have to bear this responsibility!"
"Emma, I'm so scared that my endocrine system is a bit disturbed. This guy is so inhuman. What is your name? Can't you be gentler?"
The chief editors of each genre of novels also work in this office area, but they have separate areas.
City Editor-in-Chief Bai Wu was signing a document at this time, and was suddenly frightened by the white birch tree. With a trembling hand, he wrote his name as White Bird.
Baiwu is so angry, Nima, what kind of plane are you doing? Are you okay? Why are you yelling? Aren't you looking for a fight
"Birch tree, what are you doing? Didn't you see that everyone is at work? It exploded, it exploded, I saw you just exploded."
The white birch tree danced as if having a convulsion, and said: "Editor-in-Chief, it really exploded. Sisters, sisters, brothers, this is really not my fault. I can guarantee that if you saw what I said, The situation has exploded for you too!”
"What's going on?" Bai Wu said with a sullen face.
Bai Birch pointed at his computer, and then opened his mouth again. He didn't know what to say.
After a long while, this guy finally figured it out and said, "Look, all of you, take a look at the sales list that was refreshed just now and see what's going on."
No one understood what it meant, but they still browsed the webpage and looked at the sales list.
In the end, the first place was still the shabby book called "What the Hell" by a fairy-level food anchor. This shabby book was also quite evil. It was as if a nail had been nailed to the number one position. It was as stable as a rock these days.
What makes everyone even more confused is that this book is not on the shelves at all. This bastard only relies on rewards to occupy the first position. This is simply an unbelievable thing.
This book is still the first time I see it again, and these people are a little used to it.
"What's wrong with this? Isn't this normal?"
"I didn't find anything. Number one. Isn't it your urban literature that ranks first? Damn!"
"That's right, this guy is just a jerk. I look at it every day. Is there anything else good about it?"
"I can't complain about this book anymore."
Bai Wu watched for a long time but found nothing, and said, "What exactly do you want to say?"
The white birch tree said excitedly: "You... you click on this book and have a look. Take a look."
Everyone rolled their eyes. Damn it, are you helping this book get clicks? What a shame.
But even though they thought so, everyone still clicked on the book.
In fact, to be honest, they have already read this book, because this book is so weird that a book that is not on the shelves has reached the top of the sales list, which has to attract their attention.
So, opening the book's pages again, they just glanced at them.
But just at this glance, almost a dozen editors exploded. These editors included fantasy writers, fairy tale writers, science fiction writers, etc. It can be said that they all exploded.
"Damn it! Do you want to be so exaggerated?"
"God, what did I see? The Golden Alliance? This bastard actually jumped out of the Golden Alliance?"
"My titanium alloy eyes, look at this girl's fan list, brothers, this girl's Golden Alliance is overrun."
"I'm sorry, what's going on? What's going on?"
"Emma, let me slow down for a moment. This is too exciting. It's really exciting. I have been an editor for seven or eight years, and I have never seen anything so exciting. No, I'm a little dizzy."
Not to mention these editors, even the editors-in-chief of each section were all blown away.
"are you crazy!"
"Fuck you, sir, you scared me to death!"
"How can you do this?"
"Golden Alliance! The Golden Alliance has appeared. I remember that the last person to get the Golden Alliance was the Platinum God Xiao Xiaoxia. One of his fans directly gave it to a Golden Alliance, which made this book a hit. Moon."
"What the hell, a Golden Alliance? Look at this guy, Emma, my God, let me count, one, two, three..."
"Pfft~~Are you stupid? How many hairs are there? Isn't there a serial number on the front? One thousand one hundred and thirty-two gold alliances, my head is so excited that it explodes. This is too much. Crazy."
Bai Wu was completely stunned. He stood in his position for a long time, then suddenly slapped the table and said, "Bai Huashu, is this your contracted author?"
The birch tree nodded quickly.
Bai Wu said: "Recommend, give me the best recommendation immediately, the client will give me comprehensive publicity and recommendation, and the website homepage will be blocked."
"Ah? Big... big recommendation? Editor-in-chief, this book has a big recommendation? He didn't even put it on the shelves. How can it be so popular? The big recommendations are all excellent works that are on the shelves. This is so stupid Book… ….."
"If it's not on the shelves, give me a big recommendation. Arrange it immediately. Broken book? This is your sister's more than a thousand golden alliances and a lot of alliance leaders. Is this a broken book? Even if it is a broken book, what they break is unique and unique. ah!"
"I@#$%"
Is it unique and unique
Damn, what the hell is this
Bai Huashu suddenly realized that it was not him who was crazy, but the editor-in-chief who was crazy.
But if the editor-in-chief says so, let’s make arrangements.
The Po Street Emperor didn't know his situation yet. After introducing the taste of Dongpo Pork to everyone, he hurriedly started eating it again.
Ye Fei ate a piece of Dongpo Pork on a plate, and let Emperor Po Street and Jin Zhuxian finish the rest.
After the two people finished eating the meat, they licked their lips. The next moment, they threw away their chopsticks almost at the same time and reached out to grab the empty plate.
Jin Zhuxian is a wise man. He didn't get the braised civet plate just now. He must not miss it this time.
He grabbed the plate with both hands, stared at the Emperor, and said seriously: "This time it's my turn to lick it."
The Pulu Emperor shook his head: "Licking the plates in no particular order."
"I am an international friend."
"Everyone is equal when it comes to delicious food."
"You must have integrity as a human being."
"I did, but it was broken."
"...Aren't you a novelist? I'll help you promote your novels in Han."
"… … …real?"
"More real than pearls."
"You lick half of it."
"I... your sister."
"No, right?"
"… ….want!"
As a result, an unprecedented and bizarre scene appeared in Ye Fei's live broadcast room, where two people licked a plate.
Ye Fei couldn't stand it anymore. Damn it, what the hell is going on? What is all this
This guy covered his eyes with his hands, then wiped it hard on his face, and walked away directly. He had to stay out of the range of the video. This guy couldn't afford to be embarrassed.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was speechless. They were all stunned when they saw this bizarre scene.
"Full of gay love."
"Good friends for life."
"Fuck, I finally understand what good gay friends mean. They mean bathing together, picking up girls together, peeing together on the street, sleeping together, and... licking the plates together."
"Hahaha, these two guys are really no one else. Are they so disgusting?"
"I'll do it. I'm so envious of people who can lick Ye Shen's plate."
“………..”
A plate was really licked clean by two guys in the end. As for who licked the middle spot in the end, I didn't even know who was it.
Ye Fei looked at the bare plates on the table from a distance, thinking that he wouldn't have to wash the plates at all in the future. One plate licker left, and two more came.
Seeing that the delicacy was finally over, Ye Fei let out a long breath, then walked over from a distance, looked at the live broadcast room and said: "Everyone, this is a joke."
Everyone: “……….”
It's okay that Ye Fei didn't say this. As soon as he said this, all the viewers in the live broadcast room burst into laughter. Although their laughter could not be transmitted to the live broadcast room, in reality many people did fall to the ground laughing. .
The message board was filled to the brim with wildly laughing expressions.
When have foreigners ever seen such a weird thing? At this time, the international viewers in the live broadcast room were all speechless, and everyone kept saying GOD.
Jason Stanguo laughed so hard that his stomach almost exploded and said: "Styron, don't do this when you go. We Americans cannot afford to be embarrassed like this."
Stallone rolled his eyes and said, "Am I that kind of person?"
"I don't know if you are, but I know that Jin Zhuxian is not that kind of person. After all, he is the crown prince of the Han Four Star Group, but now... ahem, this guy named Ye Fei, he cooks delicious food It can definitely make people reach a state of insanity, and I’m afraid you won’t be able to control yourself by then.”
"Don't worry, I have very strong self-control. Let me tell you a secret. Did you know it ten years ago? At that time, I went to the country of Ala, and there were ten, really, ten exotic beauties, right in front of me. Nothing is hanging on, I am as stable as a rock, unmoved, this is self-control.”
Jason Steinguo Da: "...Your sister, do you have the nerve to say that? What kind of self-control is this? You are obviously incompetent, okay?"
"..."
(End of chapter)