The Fine Food Broadcaster

Chapter 781: Even a tornado can't blow away the dirty things you did

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In response to the strong demand of the audience, Ye Fei decided to draw the second lucky guest, but after the draw, everyone collapsed, and even Ye Fei himself fainted.

Yimihua also looked incredulous and asked Ye Fei if it counted.

What can Ye Fei say

Unless this lottery was attacked by hackers again, if it was drawn in front of so many people, how could I say it was not counted

"Forget it!" Ye Fei said depressedly.

"But... Yesen, he only has two places."

"Two places are taken for two places. The lottery is random. I can only say that Shiren is very lucky."

That’s right, the second lucky guest smoked a wet person. Do you think it’s fucked or not

Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned. No one expected that this situation would happen again in today's lottery. Yes, it happened once before, but that time was definitely different from this time.

The audience now is much larger than before, 430 million people. Let alone being able to win twice at once, even if it is once, it is only one in 430 million. This probability can be said to be Much smaller than winning the lottery.

But it was such a small chance of winning that the wet man bumped into him, and a group of people were very angry.

"No, no, no, my brain is so stimulated by this that it's about to explode."

"Wet man, it's your uncle's fault. Come out here and I promise not to beat the shit out of you."

"Crazy, crazy, what on earth did Shiren do today? Is this luck so unbelievable? Winning twice in a day, this... the chance is one in 860 million, Oh my god, can you win this?"

"As I said before, I have never had the urge to kill, but today I just want to kill this guy. Guisun, do you have any moral integrity? One person occupies two places, why don't you go to heaven?"

Even the great masters such as Chiwan Tianxia and an old man from Nanjiang were all speechless.

"This...how did this happen?"

In the huge office, Chi Wangtian rubbed his face vigorously, then leaned hard on the back of the sofa chair and said in disbelief.

In a seaside villa in Xiangjiang, an old man in Nanjiang also suddenly became angry.

"This guy's luck is really unlucky. This reminds me of an experience I had in a casino when I was young. There was a gambler named Yan. At that time, he only lost one hundred Xiangjiang coins. It can be said to be terrible. This guy He went to play slot machines and hit a three-seven grand slam in the first game, which immediately caused a sensation in the entire casino. Many people gathered around to watch. He then played the second game and it was still a grand slam. At that time, he not only played He won back his capital, and won several million more. It was with the millions he won back that he started a business, and then he achieved what he is today. All my life, I thought he was the best person I had ever seen. He is the luckiest person, but he didn’t expect to meet someone whose luck is even more terrifying than his today. The chance is one in 430 million to win two yuan in a row, it’s so scary.”

The Scattered Flower Fairy smiled helplessly and said: "Luck is so mysterious that it cannot be seen or touched, but it should really exist."

Yao Xiaoming yelled into the microphone frantically: "Shiren, Shiren, how old are you? Are you ashamed that you are competing with a kid like me for a spot?"

Everyone: “…”

This naughty kid is getting naughty again. Does luck have anything to do with age? Besides, no matter how old you are, everyone wants to get Ye Shen’s live broadcast guest spot. Didn’t you see that it’s now a competition between young and old

Just when everyone was exploding, Wet Man secretly showed his head. The guy made a dumbfounded expression and said, "Is it me? Is it really me?"

Everyone: "..."

"Wet man, your sister, I have never known you to be such a bitch."

"Is it still you? Is it you? You can't read the name yourself?"

"Shiren, give up your spot and we will still be good friends. Otherwise, I will curse you for the rest of your life and be unable to write a complete poem. I will tell you."

People were still fighting against the wet people, but suddenly the wet people sent a message.

"Ah~~Luck is mysterious and mysterious, no matter what. If you don't look for me, I will ignore you. If you look for me, I will love you, ah~~hahaha~~~"

Crazy, wet people themselves are crazy.

In Shanzhou City, Jiangsu and Zhejiang Province, at the foot of a mountain, there is a small farmhouse.

There are chickens, ducks and geese raised in the yard. In front of the yard is a small pond with fish in it.

The two dilapidated bungalows are made of red bricks. However, due to the passage of time, the color of the red bricks has turned black, and there are weeds on the tops of the bungalows.

In the main house of the bungalow, a middle-aged man with thick eyes and a thin body and messy hair was holding an old mobile phone in his hand. At this time, his eyes fell on his mobile phone through the thick glass lenses, and then he I was stunned for a while, then suddenly let out a sound, and then a poem that no one could understand came out.

While he was there, the door of the east room was pushed open from the outside, and then a tall and thick-looking woman walked in and cursed: "Ding Buping, do you still care about the work in the fields? Do you really want to be tired?" Damn you, aren’t you? Ah, ah, how big is your sister? Let me tell you, if you continue like this, it will be impossible for us to live together. I only followed you when I saw that you had some talent, and I still thought You can write poems and become famous, and I will live a good life with you. Who knew you were such a person? How many years have you been here? Those bad poems you wrote are not only read to the chickens, ducks and geese in the yard. , who will listen to you? If you can’t write anything, just work for me, and let me go to the fields alone every day. How can you, a big man, be so embarrassed?"

The middle-aged greasy uncle Ding Ping turned to look at the obese woman dully, and then... Then the guy suddenly stood up from the broken chair, stepped in front of the woman, and without giving the woman time to react, he hugged her Stay and kiss directly.

"Woo~~~"

The middle-aged woman pushed Ding Ping away fiercely, then wiped her mouth and said angrily: "It's like this every time, it's like this every time, you're like this every time when I'm angry with you, tell me how you use this How many years have you been using one trick against me? Can't you use another method? I hate it."

Ding Ping burst out laughing suddenly, and then he bent down and picked up the fat woman by the waist. He walked directly to the bed, but after taking two steps, he put her down again, panting and saying: "Have a rest."

Fat woman: "...you useless piece of shit."

Ding Ping wiped the sweat from his forehead, then straightened his back and said: "From now on, you are not allowed to say that I am useless, and you are not allowed to call me Ding Buping in the future. My name is Ding Ping. "

The fat woman saw that her husband, who usually refused to retaliate when she was scolded or hit him, suddenly seemed to be a different person. She was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter, then tapped Ding Ping's forehead with her index finger and said, "Damn you, I just like the way you are so shameless even though you have no ability. This makes you look like a man. Although we are very poor, you are a man, and even if you are poor, you must be tough."

Ding Ping: "..."

Poor...hard

Mummy

This guy had black lines all over his forehead, but he wasn't angry either. He just said, "Mom, go out and work in the fields. I want to make money."

Fat woman: "..."

She grabbed Ding Ping's ears and shouted: "I just gave you a hard time, didn't I? You asked me to work in the fields. Didn't you see that the husband and wife are in the fields? I am alone every day. Others thought I murdered you and buried your body. Can you go out and show your face and let others know that you are still alive?"

"Honey, mother-in-law, I really want to make money. You go out for an hour first, come in an hour later, and then... then smash everything in the house and burn the house down."

"Are you crazy? There are just two shabby houses left by your parents. Where will you live if you burn them down? What will you use if you smash the things?"

"Live in a high-rise building and eat delicacies from the mountains and seas. In an hour, you will be a rich woman."

"I am rich, your sister is rich, and you have been telling me this for more than ten years. Now, apart from becoming rich, do I have anything to do with a rich woman?"

Ding Ping suddenly smiled and said: "Daughter-in-law, don't worry. After an hour, can you really only give me one hour?"

"What's going on?" the fat woman asked seriously.

Ding Ping raised the broken cell phone in his hand and said, "I won the prize."

Fat woman: "..."

"I thought it was a good thing. I won another lottery. Can you tell me how many prizes you have won these days? There are a bunch of bottle caps in the drawer. I will either get another bottle or add another dollar to get another bottle. Can you use it at the same time? What? Forget it, I don’t care about you anymore. Let me tell you, take a break and quickly go to the fields to weed. The grass grows taller than the crops. People laugh at us, saying that we are too lazy to work and can’t manage the crops well. .”

After that, the fat woman went out.

Ding Ping took a deep breath, then sat back on the chair and muttered: "The breeze is blowing in the willows, no one can tell me who is a dog." Then he looked at his phone again.

At this time, the audience in Ye Fei's live broadcast room on their mobile phones exploded, and the messages were overwhelming.

"Shiren, are you going to sell it or not?"

"Damn, you can't use up the two quotas by yourself. Hurry up and sell one. We're all waiting."

"Two billion, my god, Shiren, don't be imitating Brother Caizi. I'm telling you, it's shameful to imitate Brother Caizi."

"I said, can you please stop pulling me out every time? Let the past go by the wind."

"Fuck you uncle, even a tornado can't blow it away. Why don't you let others talk about the dirty things you have done?"

"Ignore this thing, wet man, come out, are you going to sell it?"

Everyone was screaming and scrolling through the news, and a few people with microphones who had microphones called out the price.

"Old man, are you really desperate? It's two billion. The one just now was two billion." Qian Wangtianxia asked.

An old man from Nanjiang said: "You and I both know what this quota means. Brothers in the world, you can also join."

As a result, before Chi Tianxia could raise the price, Rhodes suddenly sent a message: "500 million!"

Everyone: "..."

"Five...five hundred million?"

"Are you kidding me? I'm talking about two billion, but you... you're five hundred million? Why are you saying less and less?"

"I gave you a reward of 6 just now. Are you scared of buying a quota now?"

"I give you 100 points for this pen. It rises first and then falls. It rises and falls. I admire you, but I still smiled unkindly. Rod, five hundred million, do you have the nerve to shout out?"

Rhodes: "...I'm talking about rice yuan."

"..."

(End of chapter)