The First Crazy Son-in-Law in History

Chapter 470: Women's logic

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Hearing Chang Wenxin's call for help, Zhang Feng was stunned and couldn't figure out who broke through his patrol. It wasn't until Chang Wenxin screamed again that he woke up blankly and flew over.

Without seeing anyone, Chang Wenxin herself, squatting in the water, against the flames, her face was still white as snow, and she looked terrified.

"Where is the enemy?"

Zhang Feng's face sank, and he asked hurriedly.

If someone spied Chang Wenxin's bath, it means that the enemy's strength is very strong and he can open more patrols of his own, at least the 9th rank.

Unexpectedly, there are 9-rank masters on the island. It is unlikely that the aborigines have seen any traces of human life on the island. That is to say, among the surviving tourists who came to the island together, there was one hidden Master.

Just think about it and get angry. Everyone has gone through a lot of hardships together. As a result, there is one person who can't help. You say it is hateable

"Water... There is something in the water!" Chang Wenxin trembled, her voice small as if she was afraid of disturbing the things in the water.

Zhang Feng: "..."

Almost scolded his mother.

The water level of the pool is so strong that it is knee-deep. What can be hidden in such a depth of water

First of all, it can't be a person, can't hide, other things...

poisonous insect!

Thinking of this, Zhang Feng immediately gestured to keep Chang Wenxin calm, and then he stepped into the water carefully, with very slight movements, for fear that it would startle the poisonous insects in the water and bite Chang Wenxin.

Snake venom is also treated by heavy building. If you are bitten by other poisonous insects, you may not be able to use it for treatment.

A little closer to Chang Wenxin, Zhang Feng bent his legs, bent over, and asked in Chang Wenxin's ear: "Where is your position beside you?"

"I... I..." Chang Wenxin was very nervous, "Next to my right foot!"

"Left or right?" Zhang Feng asked again.

"The left side of the right foot, it is sticking to me!" Chang Wenxin's eyes were widened, and the look of fear was as real.

Zhang Feng nodded, slowly stretched out his hand into the water, and slid down the middle of her two calves.

Their postures are a bit weird...

Chang Wenxin's pale little face gradually showed a trace of blood, and her expression became weird, a little flustered, and a little shy, but she still clenched her teeth and looked resolute. The complexity was extremely complicated.

Zhang Feng touched the water for a while, and touched Chang Wenxin's right foot again, but he didn't touch anything.

, He retracted his hand and whispered: "I can't touch it. I want to take a photo with my phone. Don't worry, the phone is waterproof."

Then he took the phone out of his trouser pocket.

"Wait!"

Chang Wenxin became anxious, her voice was low, "You are lighting with a flashlight, haven't I exposed all of it?"

exposure

Zhang Feng blinked a few times and suddenly realized that he was washing his body, holding his pants in his hand, and taking a picture with his mobile phone. Okay, I saw everything.

"Ahem!" He coughed twice to cover up his embarrassment, and he whispered: "I will throw you on the button, understand?"

Chang Wenxin nodded slightly, her cheeks redder, "You are not allowed to look back!"

"Who do you think I am?"

Zhang Feng glanced at her sideways, couldn't help but say, he directly moved his hands and swiped it with a big hand, passing through Chang Wenxin's armpit, hugging her back, and violently exerting force.

Chang Wenxin came out dehydrated and flew to the shore exclaiming.

A piece of white snow flashed in front of him, and Zhang Feng pretended not to see anything, and immediately turned on the mobile phone torch to shine on the water.

Underwater, a black shadow slapped through it quickly.

Zhang Feng's eyes were quick, and he plunged into the water, grabbed the thing, took a look, his whole body was hairy.

"It's a water scorpion, five poisons!"

After speaking, turn around and show it to Chang Wenxin.

The two people in the water and on the shore were taken aback at the same time.

"Asshole, who made you turn around?"

Chang Wenxin screamed.

Zhang Feng turned around anxiously, mixed garlic under his feet, and fell into the water with a thud.

Standing next to the fire on the shore, Chang Wenxin wearing pants, saw this scene, "pouch" laughed out, "It's still a great master, I can fall down!"

Her hands didn't move slowly, and she quickly lifted her pants. Unfortunately, the pants were wet and they hadn't been wrung out yet, so it was very hard to wear. After Zhang Feng got up embarrassed from the water, she lifted the pants and hurriedly zipped them up.

"Water scorpion, it's water scorpion, it's a bit bigger, but it's non-toxic, and it can be eaten if it is fried!" Zhang Feng wiped his face and said with a palm-sized water scorpion.

Chang Wenxin gave him a white look and asked with an annoyed look: "You peek at me!"

"Uh..." Zhang Fengxin said that I didn't mean it.

After all, I've seen it before, and just laughed a few times and didn't explain it.

"You still acquiesced?" Chang Wenxin asked in astonishment.

Zhang Feng:

"..."

What kind of logic is this? I'm afraid to continue this topic. Is it too embarrassing

Therefore, men will never be able to understand women's ideas, and those who understand the mystery are basically scum men who have experienced countless women.

"You still want to be violent to me?"

Chang Wenxin questioned again, angrily.

Hearing that, Zhang Feng almost broke his teeth. There was no table in front of him. If there were any, he would lift it up on the spot. Ye Qingxuan never dared to treat him like that.

"Give you a face, don't you?"

Throwing the water scorpion in front of Chang Wenxin, Zhang Feng asked with a dark face.

Chang Wenxin saw the water scorpion at his feet, and was so frightened that he jumped two meters away, rubbing his arms must be goose bumps.

"Zhang Feng, you are too much!"

"You're too much. Lao Tzu came to rescue you like this, but you treated me like this, right?"

Zhang Feng was furious, hating the bastard who didn't know how to respect others, strode forward to Chang Wenxin and looked down at her.

Chang Wenxin was 1.65 meters tall. In front of Zhang Feng, he needed to look up. His aura was immediately suppressed, his eyes flickered, and his expression was conscientious.

"Ye... I'm sorry, I was scared by the water scorpion. It was the first time I saw such a terrifying bug, and it was so big."

The excuse was good, but Zhang Feng didn't plan to forgive her.

With a big hand, he slapped fiercely, just as Chang Wenxin rose up behind him, it was a slap with a crisp sound.

The trousers are a bit thin, soaked in water, they feel good, and the sound is very loud.

Chang Wenxin was stunned at the time, looking at Zhang Feng with a look of dementia, saying something in her mouth: "You dare to hit me, you hit me..."

"You're not a tiger, why should I not dare to fight, even if you are a tigress, I can't find the photo wrong!" Zhang Feng glared and growled, fierce.

Chang Wenxin shrank her neck and her aura became even lower, like a little girl who was being bullied, the eldest lady's aura of ten feet high was completely gone.

The little mouth slumped, and he planned to cry.

"Dare to cry, I'm here hey you!" Zhang Feng threatened hurriedly.

Chang Wenxin sucked her nose and directly suffocated her tears. Zhang Feng said she must do it. She did not dare to test on the edge of danger.

"Wash it, here you are, the conditions are limited, let's use it as an aunt's towel!"

Zhang Feng tore off a tattered T-shirt and threw it to Chang Wenxin...

(End of this chapter)