The Foolish Gong was Reborn
沙雕攻他重生了

Author: 多金少女猫

Latest: Chapter 120

Status: Completed

Views:

Genres: Romance, Yaoi, Comedy

Tags: bullying  calm protagonist  clever protagonist  clingy lover  clumsy love interests 

Outsiders all say that Xie Zhongxing had hit the jackpot marrying the prince of the Qin Enterprise, Qin Zhongyue, even being treasured and favoured for five whole years. They were well-recognized as a loving couple.

However, they didn’t know that Qin Zhongyue had a lot of dissatisfaction with this marriage. He complained to his good friend, “He micromanages everything. Won’t let me drink or smoke, won’t let me go clubbing, and he even set me a 10pm curfew!”

“I have to hand over all my salary and bank cards and he would only give me a hundred yuan a day! Only if he is in a good mood, he would give me a few hundred more!”

Qin Zhongyue felt angry and wronged, “And I even have to wait on him!”

“If I ever get the chance to do this again, I will never marry him! I used to get eight million yuan a month as spending money!” The prince said this to his friend.

The day after he said this, Qin Zhongyue found himself reborn to the time when he was seventeen.

The Xie Zhongxing at this time was eighteen years old and poor to the point where he only had one set of old clothes to wear, holes in his socks and a pair of dirty shoes with its soles peeling off. Even if he had a nice-looking face, he was despised and looked down upon, and known in the school as a pauper.

When Xie Zhongxing’s parents came to handle the withdrawal procedures for him, Qin Zhongyue only then found out that he was a study tyrant ranked first in his grade, receiving scholarships every year, and that he was a seedling with good prospects the school had high expectations for and not the ‘useless high school dropout who didn’t like to study and only has money in his eyes’ as claimed by his younger brother.

Qin Zhongyue couldn’t bear the sight of this. He pulled Xie Zhongxing into his arms, angry, “Continue studying! Our Qin family has never had a top scorer before, you must keep studying!”

Xie Zhongxing raised his eyes and looked at him in confusion. The look in his eyes seemed to ask: Who are you?

Qin Zhongyue thought of Xie Zhongxing’s dictatorship after their marriage and shuddered. He then maintained a look of righteousness, “I am just a kind-hearted person who does not wish to reveal his name!”

Later, Qin Zhongyue asked Xie Zhongxing shyly, “If we get married, can you give me a thousand yuan a day as spending money?”

Xie Zhongxing, “?”

Qin Zhongyue, “…..Five hundred is also okay.”

NB: The actual title is literally “The Sand Sculpture Gong was Reborn”. Sand sculpture (沙雕) is a homonym for 傻屌 (Sha Diao) which is a derogatory term for an idiot/a fool. Sand sculpture is often used with a more humourous/joking intention to describe something or someone as silly or foolish.

外人都道谢重星撞了大运,嫁给了秦氏太子爷秦钟越,还被其捧在手心里宠爱了五年,是有名的恩爱夫妻。
然而不知秦钟越对这段婚姻有诸多不满,他对好友倾诉:“他就是个管家精,不让我抽烟喝酒,不让我泡吧聚会,还要设门禁,让我十点钟就回家!”
“每周交十次公粮,只能多不能少,还要半个小时以上不然就做补汤气我!”
“工资卡银行卡上交,每天就给我一百块!让他舒坦了才会多给几百!”
秦钟越怒气冲冲,又委屈巴巴,“鸭子都比我贵!我还只伺候他一个!”
“要是重来一次,我绝不会娶他!我以前零花钱可都是一个月八百万的!”太子爷对好友如是说。
说完这句话的第二天,秦钟越便重生到了十七岁的时候。
这时候的谢重星十八岁,贫穷得只有一套旧衣服,袜子破洞,鞋子脏污且开胶,是学校里有名的穷鬼,即使长着一张好脸,也被人鄙夷看不起。
谢重星父母来给他办理退学手续的时候,秦钟越才知道他是年级第一的学霸,年年都拿奖学金,是学校所看重的状元苗子,而不是他弟弟嘴里说的“不爱读书眼里只有钱的辍学废物”。
秦钟越无法忍耐,将谢重星拉进怀里,怒气冲冲:“你给我继续念!我们老秦家就没有出过状元,你必须给我继续念!”
谢重星抬起眼,迷惑地看着他,眼里的情绪似在问:你谁?
秦钟越想起婚后谢重星的独、裁,哆嗦了一下,一脸的正气凛然:“我只是一名不想透露姓名的好心人!”
后来,秦钟越腆着脸问谢重星,“要是我们结婚,每天零花钱能不能给我一千块啊?”
谢重星:“?”
秦钟越:“……五百也行啊。”
阅读指南:
1.主受,谢重星受,秦钟越攻,大概是精明冷淡漂亮受x地主家傻儿子宠老婆看不得老婆有一点委屈完全信任老婆的沙雕攻
2.超级甜的小甜饼
3.球收藏鸭!
【10.6】
内容标签:情有独钟 重生 甜文 爽文
搜索关键字:主角:谢重星┃配角:秦钟越┃其它:完结文《穿成反派的娇气小哭包》求收藏订阅!!
一句话简介:沙雕攻真香了
立意:相信自己,坦诚做自己

Chapters
Other Novels

There’s Something Wrong With This Account

A Collection of Short Danmei Stories

You’re Causing Chaos Again

Soon To Die

My Legend Still Exists in the Cultivation World

After Transmigrating Into the Book, I Raised the Sickly Side Male Character to Be the Yandere

A Precious Pearl in the Imperial City

Knight of the Sea

My Daily Cultivation Life with a Clumsy Female Disciple

Next Door There’s Memeda

The Eldest Martial Sister Gave Up Treatment

Crossing to the Future, it’s Not Easy to Be a Man