"… "
Wei WuXian said, "Let go."
Lan Wangji held his head high, kept his indifferent eyes, leaned forward slightly, bit his fingers from the first knuckle to the second knuckle, and his teeth tightened.
Wei Wuxian said, "It hurts!"
Lan Wangji loosened his teeth slightly, and Wei Wuxian took the opportunity to withdraw his fingers and roll aside. This bite has always made him horrified. As long as he can bite people, he thinks of dogs, and when he thinks of dogs, his hair stands on end. Unexpectedly, before he got far, Lan Wangji suddenly pulled out Bichen, thrust it into the mat, and pinned a corner of Wei Wuxian's clothes to the ground.
The clothes they were wearing at this time were all changed at Lotus Pier. They were made of special fabrics that were not easy to shred. Wei Wuxian was caught by the corner of the clothes and didn't get too far, and said casually, "Lan Zhan, look at you. , I poke a hole in the mat and the ground in the shop, and I have to lose it..."
Before he finished speaking, he felt that someone grabbed his back collar and dragged him back, Wei Wuxian's back slammed into a chest, and Lan Wangji's low voice immediately came from his ear: "Apologize!"
After speaking, he pulled Bichen from the ground, as if he wanted to stab him a few more times, Wei Wuxian hurried back to stop him, saying, "Stop! What's the matter with you, why did you become like this after drinking a drink, doing this kind of thing? bad thing."
His tone was reproachful. Lan Wangji looked at him, at his hand, and at the hole in the ground, as if he suddenly woke up and threw his sword away. Bichen fell to the ground, making a muffled "dong", and rolled away. Wei WuXian held the scabbard in his right hand, and lifted it up with one step, Bichen inserted it into the scabbard with stability and accuracy. He taught: "Don't throw such a dangerous thing."
Hearing this, Lan Wangji sat more upright, bowed his head, and looked like he knew what he had done wrong and was humbly being taught. Lan Wangji had always taught him a serious lesson, and only after drinking would he have the chance to turn around. Wei Wuxian clasped his hand, Bichen inserted it in his arm, tilted his head to look at him, holding back his laughter until his whole body trembled.
He really likes drunk Lan Wangji so much!
As soon as he was drunk, Wei Wuxian's dilemma and inability to move in the past few days were instantly swept away, as if the waves of energy that had not set off before had found a way to vent. After walking twice around Lan Wangji, who was sitting in a dangerous position, Wei Wuxian spun around and sat beside him, showing him the torn corner of his clothes, saying, "Look at what you did, you tore my clothes, Do you want to make it up for me later?"
Lan Wangji nodded, Wei Wuxian said, "Will you make up for it?"
Lan Wangji shook his head, Wei WuXian said, "I knew you wouldn't. You won't go to school, anyway, you have to mend my clothes. Do you know?"
Seeing Lan Wangji nodding again, Wei Wuxian picked up a seat cushion contentedly, and before no one found it, he covered it over the hole poked by Bichen, and said, "I'll give you this hole. Hide so no one finds out about your sabotage."
Lan Wangji took the delicate and beautiful small purse out of his arms and put it in front of Wei Wuxian, shaking and saying, "Pay."
Wei WuXian said, "I know you have money, keep it well... What are you doing?"
Lan Wangji shoved the purse into his arms. Wei Wuxian touched the heavy bulge on his chest and said, "For me?"
After stuffing the purse in, Lan Wangji helped Wei Wuxian pull up the collar, and patted his chest, as if afraid that he might lose it, and said, "Keep it."
Wei WuXian said, "Really give me? So much money."
Lan Wangji said, "En."
The poor Wei Wuxian thanked Dade and said, "Thank you, it's posted!"
Unexpectedly, Lan WangJi's eyebrows frowned immediately. He suddenly reached into Wei Wuxian's arms, snatched the purse back, and said, "No!"
Wei Wuxian just got the money and it's gone, he said in surprise, "What do you want?"
Lan WangJi looked disappointed and restrained, just shook his head silently, and took back the purse listlessly, looking a little sad.
Wei WuXian said, "Didn't you tell me just now, why didn't you give it again, you're not worth talking about?"
Lan Wangji turned around, Wei Wuxian grabbed his shoulder and turned back, coaxing, "Look at me, don't run. Come, come, look at me."
So Lan Wangji looked at him. Both of them stared at each other's faces, so close that they could even count Lan Wangji's long eyelashes. Clear sandalwood, ambiguous wine aroma, two kinds of breath, lingering in the faint breath.
After staring at each other for a while, Wei Wuxian's heartbeat became more and more violent, and finally he couldn't hold it any longer. He was the first to retreat and looked away.
He said: "Okay! You won. Let's play another game. It's still the same as before, I'll ask you to answer, don't throw..."
Who knows, only when he said the first word "play", Lan Wangji suddenly said, "Okay!"
He grabbed Wei Wuxian's hand, swept out the door like a gust of wind, and rushed down the stairs. Wei Wuxian was dragged down the lobby by him in a daze. The lady boss and her guys on the first floor were eating around a long table, Lan Wangji didn't even look at them, he buried his head and dragged Wei Wuxian to the door. The proprietress got up and said, "What's the matter? Two young masters, is the food unpalatable?"
Wei WuXian took time out of his busy schedule to say, "Come on! Especially that wine, it's really encouraging..." Before he could finish his sentence, Lan WangJi had dragged him out of the inn.
Already on the street, Lan Wangji still didn't mean to stop, he continued to speed, Wei WuXian asked, "Where are you going?"
Lan Wangji didn't say a word, ran to the front of a family's yard, and suddenly stopped. Wei Wuxian felt strange, just as he was about to ask a question, he raised a finger, placed it in front of his lips, and said, "Shh." He stretched out his hand and wrapped his arms around Wei Wuxian's waist, a little on the soles of his feet, and led him lightly up. He took off the eaves of this family's house, clawed it on the tiles, and said in a low voice, "Look."
Seeing him being mysterious, Wei Wuxian felt a little curious, followed his focused gaze and saw a chicken coop in the yard.
"..." Wei WuXian said, "Is this what you want me to see?"
Lan Wangji said softly, "Let's go."
Wei WuXian asked, "What are you doing?"
Lan WangJi jumped up and landed in the center of the courtyard.
If the owner of this family was awake, and suddenly saw a man in white with a shocking appearance and demeanor floating in the moonlight, he would definitely suspect that he was exiled from the Nine Heavens. But what Lan Wangji did was not in the slightest slander. He slowly groped in the yard. Wei Wuxian looked more and more wrong, jumped off the wall, rubbed his forehead, and said. : "What exactly are you going to do?"
Lan Wangji pressed his forehead with one hand and reached into the chicken coop with the other. The hens who were sleeping soundly in the chicken coop suddenly woke up, flapped their wings wildly, and ran away. Lan Wangji's eyes narrowed, and he shot like electricity, grabbing the fattest one in his hand.
Wei Wuxian was stunned.
The yellow-flowered hen cooed in Lan Wangji's hands, and Lan Wangji solemnly carried it into Wei Wuxian's arms. Wei WuXian asked, "What?"
Lan Wangji said, "Chicken."
Wei WuXian said, "I know it's a chicken. What are you giving me a chicken for?"
Lan Wangji tensed his face and said, "Send it to you."
Wei WuXian said, "Send me... okay." It seemed that if he didn't accept it, he would be angry again, Wei WuXian took the chicken and said, "Lan Zhan, do you know what you're doing? Chickens have owners. You're stealing."
Hanguangjun, a dignified immortal, if it were rumored that he was drunk and went out to steal chickens raised by others... I can't imagine it.
But at this time, Lan WangJi only listened to what he liked to hear, and if he didn't like to hear it, he pretended not to hear it, and continued to work hard. The chicken coop was full of "cluck" and "gugu", and he couldn't bear to listen.
Wei WuXian said, "I didn't tell you to do this."
The two of them hugged a shivering hen, turned over the wall, and walked for a while. Wei WuXian was still wondering why Lan WangJi suddenly wanted to steal the chicken. Could it be that he wanted to eat it? Suddenly, he found that Lan Wangji's jet-black hair had a piece of chicken feathers on it.
"Pfft!" Wei Wuxian couldn't take it any longer, and was about to reach out to help him remove it when Lan Wangji flew up again and swept up a tree.
This tree grows in people's yard, and it grows so well that its branches and leaves stick out of the yard wall. Lan Wangji was sitting on a branch, Wei Wuxian raised his head and said, "What happened to you???"
Lan Wangji bowed his head and said, "Shh."
Hearing this, Wei Wuxian felt that what he would do next would be similar to stealing chickens. I saw Lan Wangji stretched out his hand, picked something from the treetop, and threw it down. Wei Wuxian held the hen in one hand and caught it in the other, and when he took it in his hand, he saw that it was a jujube that was half green and not red and round.
really. After stealing the chicken, it's time to steal the dates again!
Wei Wuxian is no stranger to such things as stealing chickens. He used to love to do it when he was a teenager, and he would pull a group of people to do it together in a big way. But if the accomplice is replaced by Lan Wangji, it will be very scary. No, it can't be considered an accomplice, Lan WangJi is clearly the mastermind.
Thinking of this, a light suddenly flashed in his mind.
Previously in Lotus Pier, he took Lan Wangji to see the old place of Yunmeng, and told him a lot of interesting stories about his childhood, among which there were many such "glorious deeds". Could it be that Lan Wangji listened to it, remembered it, and was eager to experience it
Probably!
Gusu Lan's family was very strict, Lan Wangji was locked at home to read and write since he was a child, and his words and deeds followed the standards given by his elders. Can't do it when you're sober, so do it when you're drunk
Lan WangJi on the jujube tree shot like the wind, but after a while, he swept the jujube from the tree and picked all the jujubes. Putting them all into Qiankun's sleeves, he jumped down from the tree, opened his sleeves, and showed Wei Wuxian his "trophies". Looking at these round jujubes, Wei Wuxian didn't know what to say. After a while, he praised, "...So big, so many, so amazing! Nice work!"