Lu Xidong was already mentally prepared, but he didn't expect to be shocked by the other party.
The reason is very simple, the other party is really... too ugly~
The pointed ears and protruding nose stretched abruptly on the big green head, and the pupils in the big bulging eyes were actually small. Lu Xidong was very dissatisfied: Those who say I am a demon, come and take a look. These guys can scare a demon to tears.
Woo hoo hoo, Lu Xidong wiped away his tears and told himself that he was not really crying, but was just moved by the Creator's miraculous craftsmanship.
If I'm not mistaken, these guys are called goblins, right
It is firmly ranked first on Lu Xidong's ugliest list, and fans don't need to vote for it.
"What's wrong with you?" Yundi hesitated, not knowing whether to ask, or how to ask. As a well-dressed beauty, she didn't understand Lu Xidong's feeling of sympathy.
So she didn't understand where Lu Xidong's tears were, "Don't worry, goblins are very weak."
Of course, even fools can see it. Look at this thin little body, which is not as tall as Wu Dalang, and the slender little arms and legs. In your world, do you abuse anyone who is ugly
Although he wanted to say that he did a good job, Lu Xidong held back. After all, the other party still had a few simple stone axes and wooden sticks in his hand, and he did not want to anger the other party.
Time passed by minute by second, the goblins on the opposite side made no next move, and Lu Xidong and Yundi did not dare to move rashly.
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"Fighting but not fighting, retreating but not retreating, what are you doing?" Finally, Lu Xidong couldn't help it anymore and roared.
It's almost midnight, and a group of extremely ugly goblins are standing up in a group. Will Yundi and I be allowed to sleep
Sorry, readers, please don’t misunderstand, Lu Xidong means everyone sleeps in his own way.
Lu Xidong's roar seemed to hit the opponent's knees. On the spot, several goblins' knees weakened and collapsed to the ground. Some even turned around and ran away. After running a few steps, they found that the others were not moving and they were unconscious. When he realized something was wrong, he turned back and continued to lift the corpse.
"Gulu," the guy who seemed to be the leader swallowed nervously, as if he had made a lot of determination, and asked: "This Lord Demon Lord, what do you want here, do you have something important?"
"Huh?" Lu Xidong looked at the petite Yundi beside him and realized that the other party was talking to him.
A group of people holding weapons... suspected weapons surrounded us, but they asked respectfully, what are these goblins doing
"We seem to have invaded the territory of this group of goblins." Yundi, as an adventurer, had some knowledge of monsters and reminded Lu Xidong in a low voice.
Oh, have you crossed a line? Lu Xidong thought for a moment and realized that he had also watched the movie "Young and Dangerous". Don't be timid at this time.
He always knew how to pretend, so Lu Xidong raised his eyebrows and slightly curved the corners of his mouth, putting on an arrogant look.
"There's nothing important, I'll just take a walk, can't I?"
This sentence was somewhat unreasonable, and the goblins started to get into an uproar and scream.
Lu Xidong was a little scared. It felt like he had stung a hornet's nest again, but this time it was a nest of extremely ugly goblins.
While he was hesitating whether to say soft words and give the opponent a chance to step down, more than thirty goblins dropped their weapons, knelt on the ground and kowtowed.
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Has this X been installed? Lu Xidong was a little annoyed. Logically speaking, shouldn't the other party be fighting hard all the way and letting him pretend to be sexy
Why do you get so scared with just one sentence
Oh, Lu Xidong remembered that he was on the fantasy channel, not the urban channel, and he went to the wrong set.
"Gulu," the leader swallowed nervously again, and said while crawling there: "Lord Demon Lord, we know that you are very strong, please don't scold us anymore."
Lu Xidong was confused. He didn't say too much, right? Were you scolded? No? Confused myself.
After thinking for a long time, he realized that the problem was not with him. The other party's Chinese language must have been taught by an evil physical education teacher. Why do you think this physical education teacher can teach everything but Chinese football
"Then what do you want to do with me?" Lu Xidong tried his best to tone down a lot more calmly this time. He couldn't bear to see the other party being so frightened.
He is willing to bully others, but the problem is that the other person is ugly, short, thin, and timid, so there is really no sense of achievement in bullying.
"That's right, over there is our lair. Our scouts found Lord Demon Lord and...Gulu in the evening," the Goblin leader swallowed nervously again, glanced at Yundi, and continued. : "... We had a fight with this magician by the river, so we ran here just in case."
Fighting by the river? It was such a filthy statement. Lu Xidong suddenly realized that the other party had seen him being chased by Yundi using elemental magic and running away.
what to do? Are you going to kill these goblins
While Lu Xidong was hesitating, he heard the leader of the other party talking to the goblin behind him.
"Hey, don't speak in dialect, it's very rude of you." Lu Xidong protested.
I saw the leader of the other party trembling, then he lowered his head to the ground and answered vaguely: "Lord Demon Lord, please calm down. Except for me, the other members don't speak human language. Please forgive me."
"That seems to be the case." Yundi frowned, trying hard to search for relevant knowledge about Goblins.
"Oh," Lu Xidong understood. It turned out that there was no nine-year compulsory education here, and these ugly men were still illiterate. He once again felt deeply guilty for pretending to be in the wrong place.
Behind the leader, goblins stepped forward cautiously and placed a lot of fruits, animal skins and... some raw meat in front of Lu Xidong and Yundi, with bright red blood on them.
According to legend, goblins are omnivorous humanoid creatures. They are distant relatives of the noble elves, but I don’t know what kind of changes have happened. The most beautiful creatures will evolve to the ugliest state. Humans are the creatures that are the best at judging people by their appearance. Elves are noble and goblins are despicable. It’s really a fool to have such superficial thoughts.
After reaching this point, Lu Xidong could also see that the other party was trying to curry favor with him, but as a gift, wasn't it a bit too harsh? To eat steak by yourself, you have to eat it medium-rare, which is very raw.
Sure enough, Yundi's endurance was not as strong as that of the shameless Lu Xidong, so she opened her bright red mouth and vomited.
"Gulu," the leader didn't know if he was nervous again. He raised his head and glanced at Yundi, his throat twitching, "It turns out that Lord Magician is pregnant with Lord Demon Lord's child..."
The adventurers were originally enemies of the goblins, but the goblins were afraid of Lu Xidong, a purebred demon, so they suppressed their hatred. Who knew that the leader would flatter them with just one word
Lu Xidong was kinder and gave him nothing more than a meaningful look of disgust. On the other hand, Yundi, who was vomiting, actually gave the Goblin leader a big gift.
A scorching fireball!
Fortunately, the goblins were also experienced in many battles... It would be more accurate to say that they were ravaged. The goblin leader had already taken precautions and rolled on the spot to avoid the fireball attack. However, several slow-reacting guys behind him were killed. The flames that splashed out were so hot that they roared.
"Okay, okay, they also have good intentions." Lu Xidong suppressed his laughter and stopped Yundi from attacking again, "We may need their help."
To be honest, Lu Xidong didn't want to chew hard dry food anymore, so he picked up a bunch of unknown plants that looked like mulberries and put them into his mouth.
Well, not bad. Lu Xidong nodded to the goblin leader with satisfaction.
Yundi also understands that her situation is the most embarrassing now. A demon clan that is not related to her, a group of goblins classified as low-level monsters, may turn against her in any minute, so even if she is verbally taken advantage of, It's cheap, so holding back for the time being is still your best choice.
"To be honest, Lord Demon, you guys are here to ask for something." Seeing Lu Xidong's expression, the nervous and worried look on the Goblin leader's face disappeared, but he still cautiously He knelt on the ground and continued, "Can you please be our guest in our lair?"
Lu Xidong didn't care, but he didn't know how to convince Yundi, so he turned to look at Yundi.
The Goblin leader had already noticed that the relationship between the two was not hostile, otherwise he would not have mistakenly thought that they were lovers. Although the Goblin was stupid, he was not stupid. At this time, he also understood who was the key to the success of the persuasion.
The leader bowed and turned to Yundi, "Mr. Magician, please go to our lair with Mr. Demon Lord."
"...It's too ugly..." Yundi murmured in a low voice. She saw Lu Xidong's intention, but she couldn't bear to go to a place where such ugly creatures gathered. Girls pay more attention to beauty than men. The difference between ugly.
But if Lu Xidong left her in the forest, she didn't dare. When she was struggling, the other party's pointed ears had a little effect, and she heard him add this sentence.
"If the magician cannot blend in because he thinks he is ugly, you can rest assured that my people do not mind getting along with ugly adults."
You are ugly!
Yundi stared, put her hands on her hips angrily, and glared at the Goblin leader, as if she wanted to eat him.
Hahahaha~
Lu Xidong was very happy. Such an interesting goblin must be seen.
It was decided happily like this, Lu Xidong thought evilly.