After two days, the car dealer finally arrived in the main city of Yanzhou.
Wei Lin got out of the car with a sad face, tied the front of the car, Jiang also got down and stretched.
"This car is also tiring." Jiang also said.
"You're still too tired, sigh, it's a rich life." Wei Lin said, looking around, "After two days of dry food, let's go have a good meal."
Jiang also nodded, agreeing.
The two went to a noodle shop and asked for two bowls of hot beef noodles. Someone as talkative as Wei Lin didn't say a word. He ate it without fear. In comparison, Jiang also appeared to be more gentle, Yi Shi was not in a hurry, he picked up the noodles and shook them in the air, then blew them again, and only sent them into his mouth when the noodles were a little cool.
"Boss, another bowl!" With one mouthful of noodles left in front of him, Wei Lin couldn't wait to eat another bowl.
"okay."
Jiang Ye still had a small bowl of noodles left. Hearing that, he looked up at Wei Lin, only to see Wei Lin holding up the bowl and gulping down the soup. I don't know if it was a coincidence or if Wei Lin was right, he finished the soup and just put down the bowl, the second bowl of noodles was already on the table, steaming hot.
In the end, Wei Lin finished eating two bowls of noodles, and Jiang also just finished eating one bowl. Wei Lin burped and couldn't help but admire: "It's really delicious, I feel like I can still eat ten bowls."
"You are a pig." Jiang also wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said. After the past few days, Jiang has not paid much attention to the matter of cleanliness. At this moment, wiping his mouth with his sleeve does not feel that something is wrong.
Wei Lin went to check out with the boss with a smile on his face, and asked for directions: "Boss, your side is really delicious."
"Thank you, guest, it's good to eat, it's good to eat."
"I want to ask you if this Yanzhou is recruiting troops."
"Isn't the war in Hanzhou just around the corner? Isn't it recruiting soldiers everywhere? Fortunately, my family is a girl, otherwise..."
"The two of us, brothers, have wanted to protect the family and the country since we were young. Can you tell the government how to get there?"
"The government office is a bit far from here, but if you walk along this street to the end of the street, there will be a notice for conscription. Why don't you go and have a look?"
"Thank you boss then."
"you are welcome."
Wei Lin turned around and walked back to the table, Jiang also got up: "Let's go."
"Um."
Wei Lin thought that Jiang would also want to change his clothes when he arrived in the city, but he didn't expect Jiang to seem like he didn't care anymore. He didn't mention it at all, and he was happy to save money. Although he pressed the money in the bottom of the box, under Jiang Ye's coercion, he saw it all, but for some reason Jiang Ye put the money on Wei Lin again. I felt like I was Jiang Ye's servant. The two walked quickly towards the end of the street at this time, Wei Lin couldn't help but said, "Hey, don't you think I look like your servant?"
"Huh? Is there something wrong?"
"Aren't we in a team relationship?"
"Heh, aren't you my servant from Jiangfu?"
"That was a few days ago, and now, if you don't admit that I'm your good buddy, I'll..."
"How about you? Cry for me?" Jiang also smiled, he already had a certain immunity to Wei Lin's indiscriminate tricks.
"I can really cry. I cry when I say it." Wei Lin started to hold back his tears. It was really funny. After holding back for a long time, his eyes were wet, but he didn't squeeze out a single tear.
"You're the only one who plays too much." Jiang also stretched out his hand and flicked Wei Lin's forehead with a bad expression.
Wei Lin was about to fight back when Jiang Ye suddenly looked at him with a solemn expression not far away, and Wei Lin followed his gaze to look there. It was a restaurant, and two people were standing at the gate. Judging by the movements and demeanor, they must have just finished their meal and prepared to leave.
"What's wrong?"
"The figures of those two people..." Jiang also said in a low voice, "a little familiar."
"When you say that, it seems a little bit."
Wei Lin looked again suspiciously, and the two had already gone in the direction they were going.
"It's those two bastards who robbed!" Wei Lin remembered and said loudly. As soon as these words came out, Jiang also immediately covered his mouth: "Be quiet, don't startle the snake. Shall we follow?"
"Um."
The two immediately unified their opinions and quietly followed behind the two of them.
After following this for a long time, I followed the two to find an open-air tea shop to sit down and drink tea. The two looked at each other and went to the tea shop in a tacit understanding. They chose an inconspicuous place to sit down, just now Good to hear the two of them talking.
"...Yanzhou is still quite comfortable, is it cutting?"
"Yeah, brother, you are right!"
"Look at how stupid you are, it's a goddamn shame."
"Hey, yes yes yes. But big brother, how much did you pay for the leather?"
"Hey, weasel skin, how much is it worth? I only gave it five taels. We spent almost the same amount on our meal at the restaurant just now."
Hearing this, Jiang Ye was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
The fox fur was worth hundreds of taels at least, but Wei Lin's mouth was full of nonsense.
"Then what if the eldest brother has no money?"
"I'm afraid of the fart!" The man took out something from his waist and slapped it on the table, "You forgot how the money came from? Why don't you go to the outskirts of the city to rob another one."
"But big brother, you're not a real guy..."
"How do they know." Before he finished speaking, a chill rose behind the man, with some ominous premonition. He turned around and saw Wei Lin and Jiang Ye, standing behind him, smiling grimly.
I saw the two of them sitting down slowly, sitting next to the robber, Jiang Ye always had a smile on his face, reached out to pick up the cloth bag, and took it apart to take a look.
Inside was actually a long piece of wood, one end was sharpened, and wrapped in cloth, it really looked like a dagger.
"I didn't expect that there were people who used wood blocks to rob. They were very daring." Wei Lin said. Jiang also played with the piece of wood and stabbed the robber in the waist. His smile was always on his face, it was extremely gloomy, and he said in a low voice, "You dare to rob with something bluffing. What will happen if you are found out, don't you have any doubts in your heart?"
The robber's face was pale and blue, and he looked like he was only twenty years old. His little servant looked even younger, probably fifteen or sixteen years old. He didn't say anything for a long time and swallowed, but the little servant said first: "You, don't scare my big brother!"
"Huh?" Jiang also turned his head to look at him, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak out.
Wei Lin grabbed the robber's hair and lifted him up from his seat: "Let's talk about it and deal with it slowly, don't interfere with other people's business."
As he spoke, he patted a piece of broken silver and placed it on the table. The robber was in pain, so he could only stand up against Wei Lin. That action was very funny.
Jiang also snorted coldly: "You also follow."
The two took the robber and the valet to a nearby corner where there was no one, and Wei Lin kicked the robber to the ground: "If I don't blow your head off today, I won't be named Jiang!" Said Mu With all his strength, he punched the robber with one punch after another. Jiang was watching from the side, not forgetting to correct Wei Lin's speech error: "You don't have the surname Jiang in the first place."
"So I won't blow my head off. If I blow up, I will go to jail. Are you legally blind?"
"Then what cruel words are you saying?" Jiang also wanted to beat people when he heard this, so he simply followed Wei Lin and began to beat the two.
"Don't you think it's cool?" Wei Lin was busy beating people, and he didn't forget to talk to Jiang Ye.
"I don't think so at all." Jiang also replied while playing.
"Two masters, I was wrong, I was wrong, okay!"
"We were so wrong! Stop fighting!"
"Ouch! I'm begging you, I'll come out if you beat me again!"
…
This one-sided beating lasted for a while, until Wei Lin twisted his wrist with too much force, and it came to an end.
The two of them sat on the ground with bruised noses and swollen faces. Wei Lin and Jiang were also unequivocal in their fights, especially Wei Lin. It can be said that he doesn't treat people like people. Arms and legs, after being beaten in the front, people turned over and kicked the buttocks.
"Where are you from?" Jiang also stood aside, straightening his poor clothes, as if it wasn't him who beat him just now, and asked blankly.
"Shang... Shangzhou, Qinguan people..."
"Ha, I'll say he's from the South." Wei Lin interjected.
"Professional robbery?"
"Hey, what are you asking? These two pustules are not professional at first glance."
"Then you ask." Jiang also gave Wei Lin a blank look and stopped talking.
The robber looked at himself and then at the little servant. The little servant was already in pain and couldn't speak. The face was so swollen that he was afraid that his mother wouldn't recognize him, and he was no better. He could only stare at Wei Lin and Jiang Ye shiveringly, waiting for their questions.
"What are you two called, why are you robbing." Wei Lin squatted down, with a straw in his mouth at some point, "Huh? You don't have eyes. When you rob the two of us, do we look like a bully?"
Didn't I scared you all to run away, the robber thought to himself, but he didn't dare to say anything on the face, so he could only reply timidly: "No, no, no money, I didn't expect the two masters to be so powerful, yes We are sick, we are stupid... My name is Jia Da, he is Jia Er. We came all the way from Qinguan, and we have no money on us, so we can only... I'm really sorry for the two masters... "
"Yo, two brothers. What are you doing in Yanzhou?"
"No, Jia Er is an orphan and has followed me since he was a child, so I named him Jia Er. We offended the nobles in Qinguan, and we wanted to avoid Yanzhou and rob you two when we ran out of money on the road..."
"Forget it, they fought, and they ran out of money, so it's useless to ask so much." Jiang also suddenly said.
Wei Lin stood up and looked at him. He couldn't believe it: "So that's it?" The straw in his mouth went up and down with the movement of his lips when he spoke. Reached out and pulled the straw out and threw it on the ground: "Don't do this kind of thing, dirt."
"You take care of me." Wei Lin said unhappily, but he didn't dare to pick it up and put it in his mouth, "Is that enough?"
"What else do you want?"
"You can also accept two younger brothers." Wei Lin said and glanced at them.
"It also… "
"We can, we can! The two of you will be our big brothers from now on!" Before Jiang Ye could say anything, Jia Da nodded hurriedly. Seeing that Jia Da responded, Jia Er also nodded frantically.
"No, we are going to fight, do we still bring a younger brother?" Jiang also said.
"Let's go, let's go!" This time it was Wei Lin's turn to be stopped. As if dissatisfied with the words that the younger brother robbed the elder brother, Wei Lin looked at Jia Da Jia Er fiercely, and waved his fist to reprimand: "The elder brother didn't speak, can the younger brother speak? No rules!"
"Okay big brother!"
Wei Lin nodded in satisfaction, and Chong Jiang also said, "Are you okay, wouldn't it be better to have two more brothers? How stylish."
"Don't be poor, everyone enlisted in the army is a pawn, what little brother do you bring with you?"
Jia Da weakly stretched out his hand and asked, "Can I speak?"
"That's right." Wei Lin enjoyed the feeling of being a big brother and hurriedly agreed.
"Actually, Jia Er and I also had the idea of becoming a soldier." Jia Da glanced at Jia Er as he spoke, and Jia Er said, "Yes, yes, yes!"
Jia Da continued: "The two of us know nothing, and we still have a strong body. Let's fight, at least take care of yourself!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
"Well, look at it." Wei Lin looked at Jiang Ye very proudly.
Jiang is also a little helpless. They originally wanted to join the army, but now they go with them, and there is nothing unreasonable. Besides, the two of them had just beaten someone up. Then again, did the two of them have brain problems, and they had to recognize their big brother after being beaten.
As soon as Jiang Ye's thoughts appeared in his mind, Wei Lin asked for him: "However, if we beat you like this, you still want to recognize us as big brothers?"
Jia Da said: "Well, robbery is not what we thought, and I felt very sorry. The two big brothers can fight like this, so it's not a loss for you to be your little brother." He said with a bruise on his face. Redness, swelling, and nosebleeds, he smiled at Wei Lin.
"Look, people are nice and sincere. Forget it, we're also out of anger about the robbery." Wei Lin leaned into Jiang Ye's ear and said, "If you go out, you need more protection from friends, you believe me. ."
Jiang also felt that Wei Lin's words made sense, so he didn't say anything, he just acquiesced.
"Okay, wipe your face clean, and come with us to the government office." Wei Lin said.
"Okay, but what are the names of the two brothers?"
"My name is Wei Lin, and his name is Jiang Ye. As for the eldest brother, of course I am the eldest brother."
"Huh?" Jiang also looked at him.
"Uh, he's the eldest brother." Wei Lin changed his words angrily, and added in a low voice, "What are you pretending to be? I don't want to be the eldest brother."
"Wei Lin, do you want to fight again?"
"… "
Jia Da helped Jia Er to stand up, and said very interestingly: "Then Big Brother Jiang and Big Brother Wei!"
"Let's go, it might be late tomorrow."
"Let's go."
In this way, Jiang Ye and Wei Lin's team suddenly turned into a four-person team.